Mar 23 2009

Lindsay Lohan blowing through Samantha Ronson's cash

Surprisingly, Lindsay Lohan didn't make $1 trillion from her Fornarina commercial which has forced her to use Samantha Ronson's money for most, if not all, of her necessities. And by necessities I mean a $30 grand Rolex and a Maserati. NY Daily News reports:

"Lindsay is spending like crazy!" a friend of the actress tells us. "She's living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam's because Lindsay doesn't really have any of her own at the moment; she's really taken on the 'man' role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better."
A second pal agrees. "Lindsay's money situation has never been great, but it's only gotten worse over the last month. For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here's the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she's unable to get the type of cash she's used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook."

And the gravy train has now become the mooch. Somewhere Dina Lohan is wiping a proud tear from her eyes - then telling Ali to "Push those tits up and don't blow this audition. Mortgage payments don't grow on trees, you know? They fall out of my uterus."

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Que unnatural in yucky.

@2

Go fuck yourself troll! I wish you would get AIDS.

Linsday Lohan is so hilarious and sad. Licking old ugly lesbian twat in return for cars and shopping money. She is a true Long Island bitch to the core. So fucking sad.

Those shades fucking suck

I'm pretty fucking sure she's blowing a lot more than Sam's money....

who's the bigger idiot????

1. lindsay, who's probably STILL snorting her own body weight's worth of coke every weekend and going on these insane shopping sprees when she has virtually no income besides the occasional club appearance fees or

2. saMANtha, who is footing the bill for her non-lez girl, knowing any day she'll miss the dick and make a run for it... leaving sam heartbroken and penniless.

methinks lindsay is smarter than everyone gives her credit for.... and conversely, sam is dumber. :)

"recessionista"

FUCK.NO.


whoever coined that phrase I'm setting lasers on kill and aiming, NOW.

Attractive women deserve the finer things in life! Men are usually so stupid they will but us whatever we want. Just find an unattractive guy who works alot and then have sex behind his back while he's at work. It may not be nice but it's the right thing to do.
Linds is using Sam obviously and you know what? It's the right thing to do!

;)

Wow. She is in worse shape financially than ME and I lost my job a few months ago! Plus she looks like shit!
HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! She is a HUGE JOKE!!!!! Her life is RUINED!!!!! This made my day. Next up, Kim "prostitute" Kardashian. I love karma!

Following in the steps of Dana Plato.....

someone should tell her hair care is a necessity if she'd like to be hired by anyone. she looks like a fucking homeless person--save the ridiculous sunglasses, which just make her look stupid.

She looks like that dude from the Original Bad News Bears...the one who drove the motorcycle...Kelly Leak. There! She can star in the remake of the remake of The Bad News Bears. Perfect.

say what you want but i would totally munch her box.

Where the fuck does Sam get that kind of money? I have heard some good DJs before. But how good could she be????
A Maserati for Chrissake?!?
I really don't understand fame.

Personal appearance fees? Her personal appearance looks like shit.

Karma bitches. I love it.

Maybe she can switch careers and become famous for being famous - ala Kardashian and Hilton? Apparently that pays very well and includes sex tapes.

Blowing through it. Literally. How much cocaine does that shriveles up skank use?

What does Lindsay Lohan have for lunch? Coke and Diet Coke.

She is on her way out... no way someone can keep on living like that...
oh wait... Keith Richards is...


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Lindsey looks like dirty white trailor trash.
I agree with the other poster, where does Sam get that kind of money? Could it be drugs?
I wouldn't want to see her in any movie.

Yeag, but look what Sam is saving on food.

Time for LiLo to do Playboy, before it folds.

Tatum O'Neal called -- she wants her life back!

i'm also at a loss how saMANtha is earning all this bank. even being one of the top dj's, there's no way she's earning more than they're spending.

do these "celebrities" not read the fucking news???? i don't understand how they blindly continue spending the way they do in the midst of the economic crisis we're in....which by most accounts is going to get considerably worse before it starts getting better. they are lucky enough to still have fools throwing buckets of money at them...for the time being, at least. if i were them, i'd be hoarding it obsessively and investing as conservatively as possible.. if they come out of the recession ok, buy your maserati THEN. didn't linds have a shiny, new black mercedes, anyway? what was wrong with THAT? for someone virtually unemployed, she should have been fine with it.

i've read that lindsay hopes to die very young... before she turns 30. i'm pretty sure 10 years from now sammy babes will look back at this time of her life and shake her head at the monumental stupidity of it all... she's in her prime earning years and instead of saving, she's blowing millions on some hetero airhead coke fiend who she has zero probability of any future with.

i don't know... is the sex THAT good?

i know love is blind but does it make you lose every fucking shred of common sense too?

She should do a biopic of the life of Dana Plato. She's certainly headed in the same direction, no sense not making a payday on it.

Jesus - she looks more and more like a crack whore every day

Yeah Lindsay looks disgusting. And I agree...I dont understand where same gets the money from. She ISNT the number 1 DJ...unless you count for the west coast and spinning top 40 maybe. But I've been in the dance music scene for 7 years and I have NEVER EVER heard of Samantha Ronson or whatever the fuck her name is. She cant be that good so I dont understand what the fuck the deal is.

Yeah Lindsay looks disgusting. And I agree...I dont understand where same gets the money from. She ISNT the number 1 DJ...unless you count for the west coast and spinning top 40 maybe. But I've been in the dance music scene for 7 years and I have NEVER EVER heard of Samantha Ronson or whatever the fuck her name is. She cant be that good so I dont understand what the fuck the deal is.

Samantha comes from wealthy family I think. LL is a sorry sight for her age,what a hag. i think Sam will grow up & dump this diseased looking thing 7 get somebody who actually does something. LL will be living on the street w/the other hags,the kardashians. If these women are considered sexy ,yuck...

yes attractive women do deserve alot of things,but we are talking about LL not an attractive woman,she is a too skinny crack looking skank

Lindsay, now that you got that nice Maserati can I have your old Mercedes ? I'm sure it's dirty and who wants a old dirty car anyway.......

PS - You REALLY need some nutritious food, METHinks you're looking a bit slim lately.

DJ Ugly Kid Joe is only getting gigs thanks to Lindsay, so she's just takin her cut. She was probably DJing high school parties with her iPod before freckle puss came around.

Recessionista?

Gag me.

Will someone please buy her a pair of pants so she'll stop wearing those fugly looking black things? That's all she ever wears!!! One has to wonder if they ever get washed?

Gosh, she looks ill.

She looks like Kelly from the Bad News Bears in Breaking Training.

"Lindsay's money situation has never been great..."...try living on 30 grand a year! Fuck that firery cunt!

The more she spends, the better our economy gets. She is just trying to help America. God bless her!!

LiLo really needs some help. Why is she spending someone else's money? Hasn't she made any of her own or did Dina spend it all on handbags?

This girl needs a life coach, that Power of Small book, rehab, and to move to a desert island to thaw out.

I understand that Samantha Ronson is finally good for something!?

"I love doing photo shoots. I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I'd do that… because that's fun for me. That's not work." — Lindsay Lohan

Her mouth is literally her own worst enemy. No wait, her brain is. And those godawful extensions are running a close third.

One of them is making use of the money and the other makes use of the fame! Looks like it works both ways!

It's the blow!

In that way,Lindsay Lohan is spending her own money. So,what's the deal!?

These two 'dumb' bitches know how society works!

Great ad btw! I'm surprised:)

careful with those scales eugene...


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36--Originality ain't your forte.... See comment #12.

wow, she really does look like hell. she's like 22 but could easily pass for some chick in her mid 40's who hasn't been taking care of herself. all she does is coke and red bull with vodka and it is really showing.
the lousy bitch has done this to herself and i figure she will be dead in about 2 more years. in that span she will become increasingly irrelevant and as the money continues to shrink away, she will save up for one last big coke and red bull party and finally die of a heart attack.
good riddance to bad rubbish.

Hey! Donkey Dong! More like DUMB FUCK DIP SHIT! You don't like it, Fine! Don't read about it, you sorry piece of shit! Somebody should dick YOU in the ASS for that "wish you had AIDS comment you made! Dickless wonder! Go fuck yourself! Ignorant country fuck!

Hey! Donkey Dong! More like DUMB FUCK DIP SHIT! You don't like it, Fine! Don't read about it, you sorry piece of shit! Somebody should dick YOU in the ASS for that "wish you had AIDS comment you made! Dickless wonder! Go fuck yourself! Ignorant country fuck!

Aww, it's so sad the young have no sense of history. And at least MC Hammer wasn't a coke whore.

At least she's not wasting her money on junk food or any food for that matter.

Recessionista??? Is that a new, fucked-up Hollywood buzzword trying to convince us that celebrities are trying to become responsible with money? Fuck-em all.

ain't kharma a bitch...
scarlette johanssen scores another high profile magazine shoot and the ironman sequel...
who's the cunt now linds bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ahhhhhh.... That makes me happy that that fugly-ass frankenstein looking whore is going to get her ass taken to the cleaners by that stupid cunt! Now I can walk around today with a big, stupid grin on my face!!!!!!!!!!

I was her fan before, but now I don`t like her any more, she is becoming more and more die-away because of cigars, looks like a drugger currently! And more, I was told she is dating with a few rich handsome guys from "C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M", you know it is a romance site for wealthy people.

""Lindsay is spending like crazy!" a friend of the actress tells us. "She's living on credit right now. She has no cash. "

"For every dollar she makes, she spends double. "

Sounds like she'd fit right in at the Treasury Department. And I hear they're still hiring.

Bitch looks seriously ill....

I suggest she get in touch with Britney's shrink(s) before it's too late.

cocaine is hell of a drug

please stay calm, SHE WILL DIE ANYWAY, folks!!

"Where the fuck does Sam get that kind of money? I have heard some good DJs before. But how good could she be????"

Answer is she sucks. She plays bubble gum pop hip hop R&B horse shit that's not a mixing like a real DJ of trance or drum n bass or house music. But in Hollywood they have no taste so DJs like Sam get jobs playing the "latest hits."

The irony here is once Sam began dating Lindsay her fees increased tenfold, so Lindsay feels she's entitled to blow Sam's cash on Maseratis and shit. The cash hurricane's ending soon though. Banned by the studios, no acting work, Recession, nightclub downswing = busto and selling cooch for cash shortly.

PS: Lindsay Da Man will buy you a Matchbox Jaguar if you swallow!

honestly, i'd love to do copious lines of really good blow with her and party all night, but that homeless looking trainwreck she currently licks like a cow on a hot day is just frankly hideous, takes away all lindsays hot points imo

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@48

I don't read posts by brainwashed self-righteous closet pillowbiting liberal sheep, so go impale yourself on your "Bush Wants Oil" protest sign, after you put down your centerfold of Obomma that you've been spanking it too.


Besides, my post was way better than yours, and more original.

Sam comes from a very wealthy family. That's the money source.

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