Mar 2 2009Lindsay Lohan enjoys a well-balanced meal

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BUTTFACE!

Fuck you, sunshine.

thirded

Red Bull gives you WINGS!!.... Redwings...

Hanging out in London eh? This dumb cunt cant have that much money left....what the hell has she done recently box office wise? Soon shell just be a broke crackhead instead of a rich one.

now now...let's not be too hasty, superficial writer. It appears she's getting some protein from her own fingernails as well.

I'm going to have to agree with the bleeding hearts and say, this girl needs to start taking better care of herself! But that's only because I don't smoke and I fucking HATE Redbull, that shit is nasty and tastes like liquid chalky vitamins, ewwww!

YEahhhh party baby, whooohooo !!! at least she never gets hungry..

Who knew that she would grow up to be a Juvenil Delinquent. Usually it's the other way around - the JD grows up to be a woman.

Lookit she's grinning at that glass of Red Bull like it's liquid cocaine.... oh yeah....

I see she's making progress!? She's eating a fingernail.One of my favorite breakfasts.

her teeth arent lookin too good

#7 HAHAHAHAHA

her teeth arent lookin too good

#7 HAHAHAHAHA, part of a balanced breakfast!

I should volunteer to be her fuill time fuck buddy, help her relieve some of that stress, cause Im sure the Red Bull isn't.

Plus, the daily facials will help beef her back up if she swallows

She's picking out a stuck Ronson pube, not biting her fingernail. I hope the Red Bull gets rid of the taste of Ronson's rancid cheesy discharge.

She was eating her fingernail? Ohhh, see, I thought she was trying to chew her own finger off because she couldn't get the tuna smell out. My bad.

let me guess she party with her partying mom dina all night long

Smokers suck!

I don't know too many people that pour their red bull into a glass...unless that glass contains vodka!

One step closer to a drug overdose. All of those energy drinks, mixed with alcohol and then cocaine, she is a dead slut walking.
Heart attack coming soon.

Red Bull AND Cocaine?
How is this girl still alive?

@16 She cant possibly go down on ranson can she? holly molly...

I was hoping for at least one lezzie porno from her before she kicks the bucket. If she does a straight porno movie you will probably see her mom there working as a fluffer or as a stand in when they run out of guys.

My only hope is that there's a hidden camera in the morgue when she dies - end of summer at the latest - so it can capture her dad pulling back the sheet, breaking down and crying, then looking around furtively and masturbating onto her face.

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Bless your heart Lindsay!!!

She's gotta keep the hangnails down for when she plays 'hide the finger' with SaRo.

Forget the smokes, the blow, the volatile lesbian affair and all that. The real problem here is her 6-inch DARK ROOTS and nasty SKANY extensions.

It's all about the hair. When your hair sucks, the rest of your life can NOT go well.

She looked better with about 15 more pounds. She at least looked like a woman.
NOW she looks like my 12 yr. old neice ..... Ewwwwww ....

GUYS!

if her plan goes well she will not go broke. she is in london to hook up with and eventually marry Prince Harry. They will have out of control Ginger babies whose drug habits will begin with red Kool Aid and slowly move to red bull, then cocaine.

Good to see she's taking care of herself.

her face is fucking forty!

*distorted voice*

You....bitch! Do it!
Let Lindsay fuck you!
Let Lindsay fuck you!
Let her fuck you!

*jams crucifix in*

This is the best diet for her to keep her UNICEF look.

funny how it shows her dirnking rebulls, then a few pics later she's biting her nails. jitters much?

actually #19, smokers rule!!!
but hohan sucks.
yeh, her being rail thin is due to stress and all that shit. she hasn't done jack shit in ages. too much red bull and coke. not enough fingernails.

Oh now come on....she's clearly getting protein from the fingernail she's biting off. So with Red Bull, smokes and fingernails we all can look like lilo!

All in favor of saving Lilo say aye!!!

Aye!! lol

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Give the girl a break. At least she's trying. Given her messed up parents, I would say that she's doing the best she can.

# 42- Anonymous

You know what, everyone has screwed up parents, and we all don't use that excuse to become crack whores. Well, maybe, you do.

Today is the day I'm going to yell the obvious at these dumb shits. For Lindsay: GET YOUR HAIR DONE, YOU SKANK BITCH.

Is it weird because there aren't any TURDS or SHIT coming out her ANUS for a week now?

EAT SOMETHING YOU STUPID SKANK!!!!!!!

A respectful Correction, Mr. 'Fish writer-
Lindsay meal= Red Bull, ciggy butt, and a hangnail, for protein...