Mar 22 2009LeAnn Rimes' husband is gay?
In a "The Shirtless-ness Should've Been a Red Flag" twist, reports are sashaying in that LeAnn Rimes' husband Dean Sheremet is gay. An alleged family member, "Cousin Pebbles," called into Michigan's Mojo in the Morning and outed Dean which resulted in a flurry of calls confirming his love of men. LeAnn's rep issued an asinine denial of these allegations Saturday. Us Magazine reports:
On the radio, the so-called "Pebbles " declared that Sheremet "doesn't care" that Rimes had an affair with her TV movie costar Eddie Cibrian because "he's gay." The woman also added, "He's been gay since he was probably five."
Rimes's rep's response? "Although Dean and LeAnn never knew they had a cousin named Pebbles, they are glad to hear that she has come out of the woodwork," he says. "Dean and LeAnn are also interested in connecting with their other long lost family members: Fred, Wilma, Barney and Bamm-Bamm. So Pebbles, please let us know if you have spoken to them, too."
Wow, that clears up everything. Except for the part where if you're outing a family member on the radio, you'd probably use a fictitious name, Matlock. I mean, Christ, just look at Dean. I'm pretty sure he could hold his own in a fight. And by hold his own I mean pin you down and recite poetry while giving you butterfly kisses.*
*NOT copy and pasted from my 3/20/09 dream journal entry titled "Dean Sheremet and Spider-Man Invite Me to the Park." Despite striking similarities.
Reader Comments
1. First - March 22, 2009 12:35 PM
Second!
2. Smarg - March 22, 2009 12:47 PM
FIRST!
3. Smarg - March 22, 2009 12:48 PM
FIRST!
4. Smarg - March 22, 2009 12:52 PM
Damn. Well, anyway, the dude got hold of some 'roids, probably to look better for his boyfriends because he's sickened by his wife's pasty white look. Eew.
5. FIRST GUY - March 22, 2009 12:54 PM
FIRST I'M FIRST
6. Monkey's Bone - March 22, 2009 1:09 PM
She's kinda cute ~ in a homely sort of way
7. Richport's Ghost - March 22, 2009 1:11 PM
Thank God! Showtunes & gay sex for old RichPort's Ghost!
Call me Dean!
I have the vegetable oil & condoms ready to go!
8. Jennyjenjen - March 22, 2009 1:19 PM
@7 Still White, let it go... you are really starting to look obsessed. How much time do you take out of your day obsessing over Rich? Get a grip.
9. sin - March 22, 2009 1:20 PM
You had to put up a post to say he was gay? One look should have told you that. Oh, by the way, what is his job? A dancer. Flaming queer there.
10. trix - March 22, 2009 1:22 PM
i believe it.
i've seen this guy's pic many times, including this specific pic and something seemed odd about them as a couple but i could never put my finger on it.
looks fruitier than my aunt martha's christmas nutcake. :)
11. trix - March 22, 2009 1:28 PM
i keep looking at that pic and it doesn't even look like a man and wife... it looks like two gal pals hitting the mall.
i can't believe i never noticed this before! lol
12. Rough Daddy - March 22, 2009 1:30 PM
Leann is one of them fugsexy chicks, who looks starve for meat injection,,,and him you make your own conclusions, flammering is in the eye of the beholder...
13. That's gay? - March 22, 2009 1:37 PM
I'd suck his cock if I could fuck her. After he dipped it in her of course. So what?
14. Darth - March 22, 2009 1:51 PM
He's a married guy and that suggests he's straight.We don't believe all 'cousins' right away.
15. trix - March 22, 2009 1:59 PM
lmfaoooo #14...
so all married men are straight??
wow, you must live in a small town.
16. Nero - March 22, 2009 2:03 PM
If he's gay than Leann Rimes should have noticed this!?
17. sarajane - March 22, 2009 2:04 PM
Seriously, if your husband is wearing flip flops more often than you are then that should be a red flag right there.
18. Gando - March 22, 2009 2:08 PM
Marriage is a big commitment! All gays should know this before they marry a woman!
19. Darth - March 22, 2009 2:10 PM
@15 Uh,whut!? Am i saying that!?
20. Minge - March 22, 2009 2:12 PM
"He's been gay since he was probably five."
Getting raped by his uncle when he was five years old doesn't make him gay, Aunt... sorry, "Cousin" Pebbles.
21. dcapote85 - March 22, 2009 2:19 PM
haha yea he looks like he's in the closet....
22. Galtacticus - March 22, 2009 2:23 PM
Hm,it's hard to say from here whether it's true or not! Are there any serious proofs!?
23. Erica - March 22, 2009 2:26 PM
I told you so. Did I not tell you so? Yeah, I told you so.
24. Sauron - March 22, 2009 2:26 PM
His hairdo looks pretty straight to me! Still that doesn't say anything ofcourse!
25. Nero - March 22, 2009 2:34 PM
What's his job!? Ofcourse that doesn't say anything!
26. justifiable - March 22, 2009 2:57 PM
#20 But being caught dancing around in mommy's high heels in front of the mirror does.
27. Zanna - March 22, 2009 3:07 PM
@8- yea, #7 is making a fool of himself. And obviously doesn't know about "sitemeter"
Oh, and apparently there is no cousin pepples.
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/leann-rimes-rep-there-is-no-known-cousin-pebbles-2009213
28. Zanna - March 22, 2009 3:09 PM
But, he's still gay.
29. Zanna - March 22, 2009 3:11 PM
Oh, one more observation,. Look at his knees. They look like he's been on them.
30. feckless - March 22, 2009 3:28 PM
@9 Bite Kevin Federlines' spare tire!! He is a dancer.
31. soahc - March 22, 2009 3:30 PM
These two are going to keep the pale, easily sun burnt Aryan gene pool intact! Keep up the good work! Meanwhile, I'll be in Rio inseminating mulattoes. That said, she is a petite Georgia peach.
32. feckless - March 22, 2009 3:30 PM
@24 how does his fivehead with a razor sharp vein lining down the middle look? I'm afraid to glance at it again.
33. kelli - March 22, 2009 4:04 PM
Has nobody watched the Leann Rimes episode of Cribs? It's obvious he's gay. She walks around awkwardly while her husband prances from room to room practically shouting, "LOOOK AT OUR FAAAABULOUS WINDOW TREATMENTS!! THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS!"
34. Mike - March 22, 2009 4:53 PM
Let's see... If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, its a duck, unless of course Chuck Norris says it's a sheep, then OFC it's a sheep. Now where was I? Oh yeah, this dude likes his fudge packed.
35. Maggie From Buffalo - March 22, 2009 6:44 PM
Well if he is gay, that certainly explains the short shorts and black socks!
36. Shannon - March 22, 2009 6:45 PM
To #14/19- #15 was making a point that if you believe all married men are straight, then you must live in a small town because people typically in small towns are perceived as being naive. I, myself, (being a performer) know TONS of homos and love them dearly, but I also have met quite a few who have not yet realized/admitted it to themselves that they are gay. These are the guys that when I first met them talk about their beautiful wife and then 3 years later they are performing in all the drag shows as gay as gay can be (true story).
37. wet newspaper - March 22, 2009 7:24 PM
Wow, what a bombshell. He doesn't look gay - - at all.
P.S. - who are these people????
38. wet newspaper - March 22, 2009 7:25 PM
Faggot!
39. wet newspaper - March 22, 2009 7:25 PM
Faggot!
40. wet newspaper - March 22, 2009 7:25 PM
Faggot!
41. 1 MILF Hunter - March 22, 2009 7:54 PM
He's gay and she had an affair. Sounds like they both need some cock.
42. Mike - March 22, 2009 7:56 PM
If I had to wake up every morning next to that trailer trash skank, I'd chow down at the local sausage fest, too.
43. soahc - March 22, 2009 8:10 PM
Okay, I'm not normally one to go for such narrow hips, but she is just peachy. I'd love to lap up her juices. God. She could pass for 16.
44. Jennyjenjen - March 22, 2009 8:15 PM
@27 He's like drunk dialing sorority girl.. no self-control.
45. Zanna - March 22, 2009 8:19 PM
@44 - AWESOME analogy....
46. pebbles, no the other pebbles - March 22, 2009 8:23 PM
He went to a Catholic High School in Dearborn Heights, Mi & everyone thought he was Gay & were quite shocked when he married Rimes. But either way he's a Rich Bit@h now!!!!!
47. jennifer - March 22, 2009 9:00 PM
Most importantly.....WHO CARES about anything to do with them?
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49. twhite - March 23, 2009 12:10 AM
Say it with me: FUNKE!
50. gerard Vandenberg - March 23, 2009 1:10 AM
ofcourse, what did you expect anyway?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN, folks!!
51. Winston Churchill - March 23, 2009 2:09 AM
It makes perfect sense! Why else would she be every so slightly underweight?
You don't get rail thin in a happy marriage. She's been married for some time..no babies... maybe she just wanted to spend her money for a bit -and be a fabulous faghag -and suddenly come back with a brilliant bang!
52. camel_toe - March 23, 2009 2:36 AM
she has morman face!
53. adonistic - March 23, 2009 8:05 AM
Going shirtless a lot means you're gay?
What???????? But that would mean that I'm -
oh, yeah.
54. Victoria - March 23, 2009 8:24 AM
Wow I remember the first time I saw Leanns husband a long ass time ago...on like cribs or something...I SO Called it! I totally thought he was gay. I totally have Gaydar.
55. Victoria - March 23, 2009 8:24 AM
Wow I remember the first time I saw Leanns husband a long ass time ago...on like cribs or something...I SO Called it! I totally thought he was gay. I totally have Gaydar.
56. I hate you people - March 23, 2009 9:08 AM
Man, there are some stupid fucking people on this planet., and some of you top the list.
1. wearing flip flops doesn't make you gay dip shit, I wear flip flops because its more comfortable than shoes and it warm here all year long, plus my wife thanks it looks young and hot, you fucking douch bag. If he wears crocks thats a different story. Your still a fucking ugly fat douchbag!! I bet you wear combat boots all day. If you see him sucking cock, then you can say he is gay.
2. jogging shirtless doesn't make you gay, maybe a douch bag but not gay, now when are you girls going to start jogging toppless since your all about equal rights!!!!!!!!
57. GayPornDirector - March 23, 2009 2:30 PM
Fish I noticed that you stole my comments about the talent Dean has for getting naked when the camera's roll. He starred in my epic movie "The Invasion of the Bare Boy Butt". In this film, everytime Dean saw the cameras on and I screamed action he would strip, then bend over and hold his ankles while waiting for my "Movie Magic". What is wrong with the pictures here is that no one is screaming action. If someone would then you would see Dean the way I'll never forget him. That boy can act.
58. Travis - March 23, 2009 3:48 PM
Well I do recall seeing them both a few times @ a local drag club in Nashville. but alot of straight people frequent that club.
59. Joe Blow - March 23, 2009 4:50 PM
Is he gay??? For God's sake, he's on Sunset Strip every weekend carrying a can of Crisco under his arm!!!
60. Yardape - March 23, 2009 10:49 PM
@56 Jogging shirtless does make you a douchebag, but its all good. Douchebags unite!
61. Bernard Shaw - March 23, 2009 11:03 PM
And we care about Leann Rimes why?
62. doug - March 24, 2009 4:02 AM
oh this is just awesome, country's lil miss perfect caught boning an actual straight dude after years of living with an obvious flamer, lmao
cant wait for the spin on this one
63. twzzlrgirl - March 24, 2009 6:19 PM
His forehead goes on for MILES. Good Lord.
Gay or not, he is one ugly bastard.
64. Randy - June 21, 2009 1:26 AM
Is there a guy in that pic?
I must be toooo hetrosexual
all I could see was yummy LeAnn looking soo hot in that tight top and those tiny blue shorts yaaaaaaaaaaaarm !!