Lauren Conrad's clothing line stops production
Lauren Conrad is putting her clothing line on hiatus and blames the economy, according to Page Six:
Some showrooms got a message from her camp saying, "In light of the economic climate, Lauren has decided to completely rethink her line." As a result, shipment of the last spring and summer delivery has been canceled, the memo said. Page Six previously reported that the line wasn't moving in stores like Kitson and Bloomingdale's.
Of course, instead of blaming the economy, maybe Lauren Conrad should've considered the following factors before starting a clothing line:
1. Starring on The Hills is not the equivalent of a degree in fashion design. No matter how many lattes you drink.
2. 15-year-old girls don't have credit cards. At least outside of Orange County, so honestly, I shouldn't have expected you to know that. My bad.
3. Nobody knows who or what a Lauren Conrad is. For about 14 months I thought you were some sort of snowmobile. True story.
But, hey, hindsight's 20/20 and there's nothing wrong with using the economy as an excuse. Unless you're my date last night and didn't believe the Dow Jones was responsible for only 20 seconds of sex. I swear, baby!
Reader Comments
1. Jrz - March 23, 2009 1:53 PM
Um....just a wild guess here but maybe....just maybe....the clothes ain't selling because they're butt ugly?
2. bone - March 23, 2009 2:01 PM
#1--good call, especially if what she's wearing is any indication.
and that mug--we will have a lot of trouble explaining to future generations why anyone even could have achieved a semi from her
3. Bobby Malone - March 23, 2009 2:09 PM
I might rape it, but I sure as shit wouldn't do it consensually.
4. Zanna - March 23, 2009 2:15 PM
There is always Wal*Mart and K*Mart. And the jewish Wal*Mart : SteinMart.
5. A - March 23, 2009 2:19 PM
The girl in the red dress posing next to Lauren Conrad, whatshername? Isn't her dress the same one as what Angelina Jolie ones wore when she was pregnant with twins, only Jolie's dress was the color of caca brown.
6. Zanna - March 23, 2009 2:20 PM
How long can you spiral downwards before you hit bottom?
http://www.celebitchy.com/42546/amy_winehouse_says_her_marriage_is_over_label_rejects_her_new_album/
7. BadAssMuthaFucka - March 23, 2009 2:20 PM
Hey Lauren Conrad, Debra Messing called, she says you have no tits.
8. Jennyjenjen - March 23, 2009 2:22 PM
Pic 4 looks like a mannequin, an evil soap star and some bizarre exotic bird of paradise all came together for a photograph...
9. Drunk Again - March 23, 2009 2:25 PM
#4
Is THAT what Stein-Mart is? I thought they sold glassware...
10. Zanna - March 23, 2009 2:26 PM
@8. If one of the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse was gay, those three would be the other one's girlfriends.
11. Jennyjenjen - March 23, 2009 2:28 PM
@10 I see the future and it is grim...
12. EuroNeckPain - March 23, 2009 2:33 PM
I like her dress, though. Is it part of her collection ?
13. Zanna - March 23, 2009 2:33 PM
@ 9- That's what I think SteinMart is, so I'm going with that.
@11 - Not your future, Jenny. It's so bright you gotta wear shades.
STOP! MEETING TIME!
14. interesting - March 23, 2009 2:39 PM
her right armpit looks like a vagina
15. Nichole - March 23, 2009 2:41 PM
If her clothes hadn't been so overpriced, this MIGHT not have happened.
16. HAHAHAH - March 23, 2009 2:41 PM
this post made my day. The only possible way that it could be better is if she was struck by a car or died a horribly slow and painful death.
17. Tom K - March 23, 2009 2:41 PM
They need to blow up California, because this state is a breeding ground no talent trash who actually think they are important! Why couldn't this bitch die instead of real people with actual talent.
18. Jeezy - March 23, 2009 2:42 PM
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.
19. Daughter - March 23, 2009 2:42 PM
I am so so shocked. Really.
20. karrie - March 23, 2009 2:44 PM
who told all these look alike actresses they were dress designers?? They can barely act & yet they take on other things,clothes,perfumes,shoes, In a year nobody will know who these women are..
21. Lance Armstrong's Remaining Testicle (call me Testecles like Hercules) - March 23, 2009 2:44 PM
Everyone knows you can't balance with one testicle.
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/lance-armstrong-hospitalized-after-race-fall-2009233
22. Sharla - March 23, 2009 2:47 PM
@14... Ewww.. what's up with that? It really does!
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
23. Walter - March 23, 2009 2:50 PM
I'm so old, I thought that she was the voice of Matt Dillon.
24. Mr. Jones - March 23, 2009 2:53 PM
FAIL *
* due to macro-economic conditions, and has absolutely nothing to do with lack of talent, intelligence, and general business sense.
25. justifiable - March 23, 2009 3:29 PM
Please tell me Heidi Montag's line tanked before Conrad's and she and SphinterSpencer have driven off a cliff to celebrate being first. Is just one little ray of sunshine this month too fuckin' much to ask for?
26. chupacabra - March 23, 2009 3:39 PM
Actually, I think the company that kept up the robots, "heidi and spence" finally went out of business/had to sell them for parts to cash out the CEO. Haven't seen them in awhile. Hope their robot bodies went to scrap and the SIM cards went to battered womens cell phones or something...
27. Jenna - March 23, 2009 3:48 PM
What a sad group of people are. People who enjoy seeing others fail, makes their meaningless loser lives seem better. I wish Lauren the best and I hope her new line is successful.
28. Jrz - March 23, 2009 4:02 PM
Sentence structure is not Jenna's strong point...is it Oh Mighty Queen of the Sentence Fragment.
29. Galtacticus - March 23, 2009 4:04 PM
Who's she!?
30. R2-D2 - March 23, 2009 4:06 PM
Beep,boop! Who's this piece of useless s***!?
31. R2-D2 - March 23, 2009 4:09 PM
Ugly piece of useless f***! Blip!
32. JohnStark - March 23, 2009 4:22 PM
This girl is bombed out and depleted! And sorry to say Lauren Ur not attractive at any level people make you seem. You have a body of a 40 year old women with 5 kids....nice sagging tits Hun. Come to Texas and see what beautiful women are.... I promise you will go home crying to mommy and Ur plastic surgeon.
btw take a look a some fashion mags out there... guess what!? those people are educated in bossiness and fashion design. Guess being on some tenny booper TV show on MTV doesn't give you everything.
Ohh and last thing...Hedi might be a dumb blond bimbo....but at least shes smokin hott! ;)
33. arealcad - March 23, 2009 4:25 PM
@4 & @9 - too bad EJ Korvetts doesn't exist anymore.
EJ Korvettes = Eight Jewish Korean War Vets
34. scabbeus - March 23, 2009 4:33 PM
These girls look like starlets from the AVN Awards! It is quite possible that this will be the next step for each them.
35. Jennyjenjen - March 23, 2009 4:54 PM
@13 As long as they aren't anything Miss Lohan would sport.. The coke has gone straight to that part of her brain that affects her sunglass buying judgement.
36. Jennyjenjen - March 23, 2009 5:00 PM
@28 But she may not have done well in grammar but her but her teachers gave her high marks for "plays well with others".. The rest of us however, scored below average.
37. Jennyjenjen - March 23, 2009 5:08 PM
oops.. I stuttered..
38. mikeock - March 23, 2009 5:19 PM
her left armpit looks like a shaved vagina.
39. 1moreidiotintheworld - March 23, 2009 8:07 PM
She's 15?????????? she looks thirty-something. Oh well, she still has a few years to grow up and realize how retarded her clothing line looked and understand fully why it tanked big time.... I mean her dress looks like someone puked Fruity Pebbles all over her.......
40. wowgirl - March 23, 2009 8:42 PM
So pretty she is! but I am wondering why she created a pro file at "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M"? It is a site for single rich people and celebrities.
41. gerard Vandenberg - March 24, 2009 1:29 AM
...............................................................WEIRD?
this is what they call: JUSTICE!!
42. camel_toe - March 24, 2009 4:59 AM
looks like a remake of sabrina the teenage witch. stinky.
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44. Jrz - March 24, 2009 10:13 AM
No I don't play well with others JennyJen you obnoxious fucking twit.
45. Anna - June 19, 2009 7:10 AM
Who wrote this piece of crap?
Lauren has got degree in fashion, she worked for teen vogue for two years and then at people’s revolution..
All the drunk episodes u’d seen show on tv they were filmed after work evening. In fact, all girls at the show are working and they are older then 15 of course. Loran is about 22-23 now.
46. Amanda - December 8, 2009 1:02 PM
You guys are all haters on lauren.
Yea maybe she was spoiled but at least she made something of it and actually went to school and got a good job when she moved out of her parents.
Believe it or not Lauren actually did work to get somewhere.
Why dont you all grow up.
Lauren i loved your clothing line and hope to see it again!
47. buy uggs - January 9, 2010 12:14 AM
it is so good
48. Rachel - February 7, 2010 2:20 PM
if you lot dont like Lauren or anyone else from the hills why are you actually on here? why dont you just get a life of your own, just because your jelous that she has made something out of herself, seriously GROW UP,
i am a fan of Laurens and have got all the series of the hills and laguna beach an i have both of her books :D