Mar 10 2009Lady GaGa understands the creative process
Lady GaGa explains how she writes music in the latest issue of Blender:
"Writing a record is like dating a few men at once. You take them to the same restaurants to see if they measure up, and at some point you decide who you like best. When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time."
Yes. YES! That's exactly how I tackle the creative process. Except substitute ideas with women and skip the part where I dress up like my grandmother's china. On that note, someone tell Lady GaGa gravy boats shouldn't have camel toes. Or should they...
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. TSHAFF - March 10, 2009 2:50 PM
first
2. Where's Darkwing Duck? - March 10, 2009 2:53 PM
I can't stand this bitch.
3. FRIST!!! - March 10, 2009 2:54 PM
#1 yeah fuck you.
Now...Lady WHAT????????
4. msjessiemeghan - March 10, 2009 2:55 PM
Who is this? No really, I have no idea who this chick is.
5. gaga4gaga - March 10, 2009 2:55 PM
this chick is the bomb and can use me as part of her creative process anytime.
6. Cindy - March 10, 2009 2:57 PM
Why can't it be enough for transexuals to pass for women, at least in the eyes of horny naive virginal men (like, say, male commenters)? Why do they have to speak?
7. Deacon Jones - March 10, 2009 3:04 PM
This tramp just went from a 5.5 to a 9 in my book with the "condomless sex" comment.
BOING!
8. Cindy - March 10, 2009 3:05 PM
(...for example...)
9. cookereh - March 10, 2009 3:06 PM
I've seen a bunch of pics of this chick, but I still can't tell.
Is she attractive? I'm not sure..............................................
10. IsSheForReal - March 10, 2009 3:07 PM
Some one please tell Lady GaGa that while being horny is certainly human it doesn't not make you an artist. No one hears you. They look at you. When you are 40 no one will look at you anymore which means no one will hear you sing. That said suck it up and and entertain us before the cellulite strikes.
11. Deacon Jones - March 10, 2009 3:09 PM
@Cindy
ROFL!!! R! O! F! L!
Cindy, you are SO witty I just want to puke!
12. p0nk - March 10, 2009 3:10 PM
gravy boat for my man-gravy.
13. dude_on - March 10, 2009 3:10 PM
From the neck down she is a 10. A tight 10 who doesn't need no stinkin' condoms. I'm sorry but I just appreciate a woman that speaks her mind and has big tits and goes around half naked in freaky costumes.
14. Eric - March 10, 2009 3:12 PM
This is her "creativity." Seems more like novocaineless dentistry.
I've had a little bit too much.
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush babe.
How does he twist the dance?
Can't find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What's going out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright.
15. P. T. Barnum - March 10, 2009 3:14 PM
She's an "entertainer."
Not a musician, and definitely not an artist.
16. Susan - March 10, 2009 3:18 PM
She's certainly effect at flushing out the chronic masturbators.
17. Deacon Jones - March 10, 2009 3:23 PM
@16
Yes. And the chronic "i can't spell effective" typists.
18. Right Fury - March 10, 2009 3:23 PM
I read somewhere that they described her as having Donatella Versaces DNA. After seeing these pics, agreed.
If you turn the volume way down she looks pretty hot in her videos. These pics? not so much.
I have a theory as to why these huge andersen window sized sunglasses have become insanely popular. They hide the fugly my friends. Hide it.
19. Frank N. Stein - March 10, 2009 3:24 PM
I'd bareback that.
20. havoc - March 10, 2009 3:24 PM
Dude, that's the guitar player from Styx....
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21. Susan - March 10, 2009 3:24 PM
#17 - wow, you certainly answered the bell quickly. Again, it seems...
22. Rihanna - March 10, 2009 3:27 PM
Will someone please get Chris Brown to punch this talentless cunt in the face?
23. Where's Darkwing Duck? - March 10, 2009 3:27 PM
Hey! As a chronic masturbator I take offense to that comment. Sheesh, not everyone likes looking at Drag Queens. This Bitch is the poor man's Christina Aguilera (who is skinny & hot) GaGa is a cow.
24. Jake - March 10, 2009 3:29 PM
Ok, seriously, not joking around: is she a transsexual? Body-wise, either the answer is no, or she had the best doctors in the world. But the face...good lord. Just look at the bottom row of pictures. How is that not a man's face? Is that supposed to be part of her appeal, that "she" is a post-op who's being accepted as a sexy woman? By some guys, that is. I bet when you wake up with her, you're looking at 5 o'clock shadow.
25. Smith - March 10, 2009 3:32 PM
More like the anal-sex-fixated prehomosexual man's Christina Aguilera.
26. dude_on - March 10, 2009 3:34 PM
The guitar player from Styx wasn't that tall and wore more eye makeup. The Grand Illusion tour kicked major. If this wasn't such a family site I would tell the rest of the story. Think general admission concert, wailing double-neck guitars, green hue to the ceiling etc.
27. ed. - March 10, 2009 3:35 PM
"...it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, deadend vagina sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time."
28. Rachel - March 10, 2009 3:38 PM
So, uh, what's the backstory here? Is it one of those showbiz-trooper stories? Did she lose all her luggage and have to make her stage costume out of a roll of paper towels?
29. PunkA - March 10, 2009 3:40 PM
I thought for sure that this chick was a Eurotrash star. But damn, she is from YONKERS, New York. What in he hell? Her schtick is dreadful and horrible. Worse than Katy Perry, which I thought would be impossible. Katy Perry is hotter with bigger tits than this joke. Man, pop music sucks today.
30. I was there - March 10, 2009 3:40 PM
She did a great show, but I was hungry again an hour after watching all those backup dancers.
31. Venom - March 10, 2009 3:40 PM
You know as dirty as she talks you would think that you would want to bang the crap out of her, but then you look and her and just say , no thank you.
32. Confused - March 10, 2009 3:43 PM
I am convince this is a gay website. This woman may not be beautiful but she is sexy. Period.
33. Pat - March 10, 2009 3:43 PM
Meh. I prefer a hot female body when it comes with a woman's face and a non-idiotic brain.
34. ThereISaidIt - March 10, 2009 3:45 PM
I rather masturbate chronically than tap that with or without a condom. Where's Penolope Cruz when you need her?
35. Tom Cruise - March 10, 2009 3:45 PM
#32 - come on, even I know what it means when a show mostly involves "fashion" and electronic euro dance music.
36. you know how I know you're gay... - March 10, 2009 3:48 PM
...when you see a man's face and say "SEXY!"
37. Jrz - March 10, 2009 3:53 PM
shitty music and style aside, she's pretty fucking cool for that statement. Not many people would say that. Good for her....the crazy fucking 'tard.
38. Mr.Peanut - March 10, 2009 3:54 PM
Fat thighs...cankles...gross.
39. Pants - March 10, 2009 3:59 PM
She is such a pants hater.
40. Dr Phowstus - March 10, 2009 4:01 PM
She still looks like a female Andy Dick, hence, she is now known as Andi Pussy.
41. Rough Daddy - March 10, 2009 4:08 PM
Shes no classic beauty, but i like her style...I get the impression shes into bondage...
42. Rat Boyd - March 10, 2009 4:17 PM
Wow, I had no idea she kept it this ral.
www.ikeepsitral.com
43. Superevil - March 10, 2009 4:47 PM
^ Your blog is gay
44. Daniel - March 10, 2009 5:03 PM
She doesn't make music, she makes SHIT... she has condomless sex with fecal matter.... and she just tries so fucking hard. Shit.
45. Vince Lombardi - March 10, 2009 5:04 PM
This is what you'd get if Bjork and Britney Spears had a baby.
46. testing - March 10, 2009 5:14 PM
she is kinda fug and mannish, but her voice is awesome and if I am in the mood for dance/pop her album is good
47. HITLER - March 10, 2009 5:23 PM
Who is this fucking idiot???
She should be sent to the ovens immediatedly.
P.S. I LOVE KIDS......and it's Tuesday
48. Radio Ga Ga - March 10, 2009 5:29 PM
She looks pretty damn hot in those first set of pics. And why are people saying she has a mannish face? Because she has a strong nose? She's Italian, that's why. It's a fact that many people of Southern European and Middle Eastern ancestry have stronger noses, doesn't necessarily make them mannish.
49. dudewithabigcock - March 10, 2009 5:41 PM
This chick is the most tasteless and brainless scag in the industry right now...
but I'd let her gag on my big cock.
50. wet newspaper - March 10, 2009 8:23 PM
Crazy costume. Dunno who she is tho.
51. Zukyia of Mardia...I LOVE MAPLESTORY - March 10, 2009 8:47 PM
The Asian man in the very back is hot as heck, and I think that I saw him in a Koda Kumi music video before. He is so gorgeous, I want to spank his tight, firm rump.
I LOVE THE HECK OUT OF SEXY ASIAN MEN!!!
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53. alicemo - March 10, 2009 9:33 PM
She's a beautiful woman.She's so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at ___S e e k r i c h C o m___ I also found her blog there.It's said that she's seeking for a rich man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???
54. lila - March 10, 2009 10:24 PM
mini donatella versace -shudder-
55. can - March 10, 2009 11:03 PM
wow Very different style but nice :D
56. can - March 10, 2009 11:04 PM
wow Very different style but nice :D
57. gerard Vandenberg - March 11, 2009 12:20 AM
....................................................A*N*N*A* L?
58. ladodgers22 - March 11, 2009 12:25 AM
What in the world is that she's wearing? That outfit is the most hideous and uglyest thing that i have ever seen. Wearing that makes her look ancient and something my grandma might wear.
59. LIZZY - March 11, 2009 9:25 AM
that is the dumbest fucking shit i have ever heard. she is trying SO hard to be controversial and outspoken, but seriously just shut the hell up because it makes absolutely no sense.
60. aless - March 11, 2009 11:21 AM
Before you say Lady GaGa has no talent look into her history. She is a singer/songwriter/musician, she has composed many songs for top artists (pink, madonna, jlo, just to name a few)
She is passionate about her work, hence the quote about it being like sex.
Dont be ignorant people...
61. Mr. Jones - March 11, 2009 11:27 AM
"...mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex"
'cause nothing is more cool then getting HPV or AIDS. What a great message for the children.
I don't know anything about this woman. I don't know her personally. But I'm going to go out on a limb and say she is probably the most idiotic and annoying person I've ever seen presented on this site. Cheers.
62. Blackbird - March 11, 2009 3:27 PM
I'm pretty sure that men can't get camel toe...
63. Famous Plastic - March 11, 2009 3:32 PM
Lady Gaga is the next Madonna. She's f*cking awesome.
64. Katty - March 11, 2009 8:42 PM
I agree with #63...SHE IS A LEGEND!! Lady Gaga is the most original mainstream pop artist right now...she puts everyone else to shame. She is a legitimate musician and can write her own shit...SEE YOU IN SAN FRAN GAGA!! <3
65. camel_toe - March 12, 2009 3:25 AM
somebody kill her! you can rape her first if you'd like, but please, god, kill her afterwards!
66. camel_toe - March 12, 2009 3:25 AM
somebody kill her! you can rape her first if you'd like, but please, god, kill her afterwards!
67. White - March 12, 2009 11:47 PM
Every time she takes off her giant sunglasses God kills a dozen kittens. Maybe more.
68. Superfly Caroline - March 18, 2009 2:57 PM
This C U Next Tuesday is so ridiculous and retarded. I hate her name and her untalented stupid music. I really hope next next time she wears something ridiculous again she dies in it!