Here's Kristin Cavallari* at the 2nd Annual Cosmopolitan Bikini Bash in Miami Beach Saturday, and how the hell is this not a national holiday? Didn't I just vote for a guy who said something about hope and change I can believe in? Lies!
*Celebrity status NOT implied.
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Reader Comments
1. first - March 15, 2009 8:59 PM
nice, first
2. Dianne - March 15, 2009 9:00 PM
first!
3. amanda - March 15, 2009 9:02 PM
she has on the most unflattering bikini in the bunch.
those tops look terrible on just about everyone
4. BigHeadMike - March 15, 2009 9:21 PM
Amen sister... Who chose that bikini?????
5. jlylec - March 15, 2009 9:28 PM
man I'd nail the hell out of that big tooth bitch...
6. SOS - March 15, 2009 9:34 PM
Big tooth... huh?
7. jlylec - March 15, 2009 9:51 PM
she's got big teeth...but she's hot...real dumb, but i'd hit it.
8. Lain - March 15, 2009 9:52 PM
I remember her name from somewhere. Who is she?
9. Keith G - March 15, 2009 10:05 PM
She looks pretty and charming, she is a natural beauty. I have seen a profile with some sexy pictures on
====BigBlackConnect.C om==== looks like her very much.
It is a niche ebony dating service. Is she seeking for fun, love or something else??
10. xyz - March 15, 2009 10:09 PM
#3 - good call. the girl has decent sized boobs if i remember correctly, but some how that thing make them look like a sad sausage. don't even talk to me about the color.
11. sin - March 15, 2009 10:35 PM
Boring. You can get much better pictures in any catalogue. Waste of space. But then, this site is all about wasting space, especially between the site runners ears.
12. liz - March 15, 2009 10:45 PM
she looks tubby and her boobs look small.
13. amanda - March 15, 2009 10:48 PM
#12
its that bikini!
they look good on NOONE, theres no fat on this chick!
14. Alie - March 15, 2009 11:25 PM
I don't think this looks like Kristin (even though she hosted the event so I guess it must be).
15. combustion8 - March 16, 2009 12:30 AM
her body looks like shit.. why are these here?
16. ToTellTheTruth - March 16, 2009 12:57 AM
the bitches behind her look better than SHE does..
17. eric - March 16, 2009 1:24 AM
Meh, your average girl in orange county.
18. Allen's Woody - March 16, 2009 1:46 AM
Hey diddle-diddle, you're soft in the middle....
19. Doc - March 16, 2009 2:01 AM
#17 is absolutely right... nothing all that special about Kristin... girls like that are a dime a dozen in OC. On a side note, what has she done to warrant celebrity status? It's not like she's on the Hills or something...
20. Dusk till Dawn - March 16, 2009 2:16 AM
I bet she is trying not to cry being around all those women with better looking bodies than hers. That's probably why she kept her shorts on and put her shirt back on in the last pics. But that bikini top does nothing for boobies, I would never wear one. Speaking of which I wish she would move so I could see the girls boobies behind her. Much more intresting than Kristen!
21. Lowlands - March 16, 2009 2:28 AM
Boo,boo!
22. Fati - March 16, 2009 4:00 AM
Agreed, very average. An ordinary skinny caucasian girl. Has got kinda short legs.
23. sin - March 16, 2009 5:27 AM
Boring. Who is she anyway? I have never seen her or heard of her before.
Did they have a contest for lame white girl?
24. michy - March 16, 2009 7:20 AM
I actuallt think she looks good
25. Parker - March 16, 2009 7:53 AM
I'd dump a load in her dumper but that's as far as I'd go.
26. Da - March 16, 2009 8:14 AM
It just goes to show you can't be too careful!
27. ph7 - March 16, 2009 8:50 AM
Gross paunch.
28. Moo - March 16, 2009 9:01 AM
Aren't you meant to go in at the waist? She's just skinny - she has a guy's torso.
29. Alice - March 16, 2009 9:15 AM
She was my friend in college, I have much better pictures of her:
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/
30. vito - March 16, 2009 9:23 AM
She's gorgeous except...what the fuck?!...no hips!
31. raven - March 16, 2009 9:31 AM
who even cares about her anymore? those photos aren't even candid, so she probably hired the photographers.
32. gerard Vandenberg - March 16, 2009 9:44 AM
Eight out of ten americans cannot wear a bikini, folks!!
33. vito - March 16, 2009 9:50 AM
Yeah, right, #32. They're called men and children.
34. realistic guy - March 16, 2009 10:13 AM
She's pretty but she's a little soft in the middle. The girls behind her have much better bodies.....BTW WHO IS SHE?
35. Kellogs - March 16, 2009 10:24 AM
She looks like a box of cereal. Talk about no curves or @ss
36. dan - March 16, 2009 10:29 AM
She is actually slightly below average
37. brooke - March 16, 2009 10:39 AM
She looks better than the bitches in the blue bikinis around her with their gunts and cellulite
38. beata - March 16, 2009 10:53 AM
Who is she, and who are the teletubbies around her?
39. sin - March 16, 2009 10:59 AM
Nobody has answered...Who the fuck is she??? What does she do??
40. damnitall - March 16, 2009 11:04 AM
Man this site makes me feel like crap about myself. I honestly always thought I was a pretty girl and others have always seemed to think so as well. I've never had any trouble dating, and dating hot guys for that matter. And yet, when I get on this website and everyone talks about how fat some beautiful girl is, I feel ridiculously ugly. If she's fat in the middle, then I'm a fatty fat fat.
41. Oliverlover - March 16, 2009 11:19 AM
who says not?
then guess you better see what hot and sinceretall singles on _____Tallmingle.C O M_____ are saying about her!! BTW, it's the place where tall people meet and mingle! Nothing but love rules there!!
42. you - March 16, 2009 11:42 AM
@40 - this site isn't about you, get over yourself.
43. Deva - March 16, 2009 12:02 PM
Seriously, who is she and why is she not-exactly-famous?
44. Max Planck - March 16, 2009 12:37 PM
What women will do if there is a camera around...
45. michy - March 16, 2009 1:09 PM
she used to be in a mtv program called laguna beach and she modeled 4 something
46. theanswer - March 16, 2009 1:15 PM
She was on "Laguna Beach" with Lauren Conrad. This show spawned "The Hills." I guess she could be considered the precurser to Heidi Montag!
47. Amy - March 16, 2009 2:04 PM
You are all ridiculously jealous. She looks hot. So what if she doesn't have abs? Her stomach is pretty flat and she looks feminine.
48. aint that the truth - March 16, 2009 3:31 PM
no waist ... i hate boxed girls ... NASTY
49. Arroyo - March 16, 2009 5:42 PM
Seriously, no big deal.
She's fit and pretty good looking, but nothing special.
50. Aoppo - March 17, 2009 8:14 AM
It just goes to show you can't be too careful!
51. exclusive partners - March 17, 2009 7:42 PM
she is hot..I dont care what anyone else says..
52. Dragon - March 18, 2009 2:45 PM
I will say this.... definitely hotter than LC, even in a bad picture
53. disco - March 23, 2009 4:54 PM
I think she is hot. :)
54. disco - March 23, 2009 4:55 PM
I think she is hot. :)