Mar 2 2009Khloe Kardashian denies partying with Chris Brown
Khloe Kardashian enjoyed a few moments of relevancy this weekend when it was widely reported she was out clubbing with Chris Brown in Miami on Saturday. Unfortunately for Khloe, those reports were false, according to her blog:
Hey guys. So I woke up this morning to a ridiculous amount of missed calls and news EVERYWHERE that I had been spotted out and about in Miami with Chris Brown. The funny part about this alleged "news" is that I've never even met Chris Brown!
It's so silly how rumors get started. Just wanted to clear that up -- I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend!
Besides the fact I'm 150% certain Khloe Kardashian started the rumor herself, who really believed Chris Brown would be hooking up with her? Just looking at the reach on those Sasquatch paws, and it's obvious she'd destroy him in a fight. So, clearly, not his type.

Reader Comments
1. pubes - March 2, 2009 10:42 AM
pubes.
2. Sportsdvl - March 2, 2009 10:45 AM
They weren't out partying, he was just peeing on her.
3. pubes - March 2, 2009 10:45 AM
i bet she has sweet pubes!
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5. monkeyman - March 2, 2009 10:52 AM
Would it kill the Kardashian chicks to just get with a white guy for a change? Jeebus!!!!!
6. AteIsEnough - March 2, 2009 10:52 AM
Can't say much for Khloe in the looks dept, but her midget friends is kinda' hot!
7. AteIsEnough - March 2, 2009 10:52 AM
Can't say much for Khloe in the looks dept, but her midget friend is kinda' hot!
8. amanda - March 2, 2009 10:53 AM
i think that she wouldnt look so terrible if she wasnt always standing next to her tiny sister.
shes not actually ugly, shes just not nearly as pretty as the other 2
shes probably not really all that tall either
9. RichPort's Ghost - March 2, 2009 11:08 AM
I get this undeniable urge to hide my food when I see pictures of this cave bitch.
10. JPRichardson - March 2, 2009 11:11 AM
I like the short one better than the other two. SHe's very f*ckable.
11. Adam - March 2, 2009 11:17 AM
She is looking for a new (black) man.
12. Sauron - March 2, 2009 11:17 AM
What i see from here she sure is,according to her size,150% Khloe Kardashian.
13. Nero - March 2, 2009 11:19 AM
Another one with hair!? More bald headed babes please.
14. JJ Daddy-O - March 2, 2009 11:24 AM
are we SURE she's not a tranny?
15. Max Planck - March 2, 2009 11:26 AM
No bruises...how could she be hanging with Chris Brown?
16. RichPort's Ghost - March 2, 2009 11:28 AM
I think they put magnets with the same poles in the little ones tits...
17. Nero - March 2, 2009 11:34 AM
She could be the perfect partner for C.Brown.She tells him to be a good boy after he's ballgagged.
18. ROUGH DADDY - March 2, 2009 11:36 AM
She can go toe to toe with Chris Brown, take him down in seconds UFC style....im serious!
19. Kalxon - March 2, 2009 11:37 AM
Is she a mudshark like her sis?
20. seksi kızlar - March 2, 2009 11:38 AM
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21. Sauron - March 2, 2009 11:43 AM
A big butt like that and waterjet propulsion.Mammoth tanker!?
22. Vince Lombardi - March 2, 2009 11:44 AM
Uff Da! I saw that second photo of whatever that is blowing a kiss and it scared me. It *really* scared me.
23. Brooke - March 2, 2009 11:49 AM
Nasty fat arms...she should really hit a gym. And who's the midget?
24. hmmm - March 2, 2009 11:49 AM
all of a sudden there have been a bunch of rumors about khloe on the blogs, ummm yeah she has celebrity apprentice premiering this week and kuwtk premiering next week, it's called publicity, and blogs like YOURS are helping her lol. The kardashians are known to start rumors about themselves, duh.
25. HOly Huge Bitch Batman - March 2, 2009 11:57 AM
I cant remember any time i was not able to hit the "full size" button. Shit would have broke my computer that chick is so big.
@16 Took me a while but HOLY SHIT! I get it now. They ARE running from eachother!! HAhaha
26. Jackson - March 2, 2009 11:59 AM
What would the fat Kardaskank sisters and Kim do without their girdles and body shapers to keep all the fat in? The short one has an ugly implant gap instead of a cleavage!
27. gooch - March 2, 2009 11:59 AM
When they were kids and they played "Star Wars," how many times do you think the phrase "Why do I always have to play Chewbacca" was screamed?
28. Allen's Woody - March 2, 2009 12:04 PM
That's fucking Andre The Giant!
29. Brandon - March 2, 2009 12:15 PM
She's hasn't been looking too bad lately. I'm ashamed to say it, but I think I might bang her.
30. Mike Hawk - March 2, 2009 12:34 PM
Who gives a shit?
31. itsme - March 2, 2009 12:43 PM
she should join the Lakers!!
32. itsme - March 2, 2009 12:45 PM
she should join the Lakers!!
33. Delgo - March 2, 2009 12:54 PM
You're so corny Fish.
You sweat Kim but you try and diss Khloe.
Bitches look exactly the same, goof.
34. Courtyardpigeon - March 2, 2009 12:55 PM
Explain to me again why this man/woman is famous? List of talents please.
35. havoc - March 2, 2009 1:25 PM
I heard she set to play the lead in the sequel to The Wrestler, so she's actually bulking right now.....
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36. L - March 2, 2009 2:18 PM
Both of them have fugly breast implants
37. Santa Claps - March 2, 2009 2:22 PM
I'd love to fuck that Amazon. Just to see how it feels to fuck a giant.
38. Richard McBeef - March 2, 2009 2:28 PM
hey sasquatch's friend, audrina called she wants her tits back.
39. Ian - March 2, 2009 2:32 PM
God she fucking ugly, some please put her down for sake of the human race.
40. Fati - March 2, 2009 3:42 PM
hahah, look at the way she is standing. she is hoping to get the same media attention for her bottom as her sister. sorry, Chloe, yours doesn't seem so exciting.
p.s. it's weird how much taller she is than Kim. you know..for sisters.
41. Blah Girls! - March 2, 2009 4:15 PM
wow she looks like a giant compared to kourtney!
42. Tom K - March 2, 2009 4:19 PM
Their dad is probably spinning in his grave like a tornado!!!! His daughters are so embarrassing except the little one. She at least has the good sense to only date white guys, smart girl! I don’t get it? Their dad and mom are white, so why on earth the hunger for black penis? What is the fascination does it taste better?! White women fill me in? There is always at least one wigger in the mix. lol
43. Blah Girls! - March 2, 2009 7:28 PM
Her body's looking awesome!
44. Andy - March 2, 2009 8:00 PM
is that dress see through ?
45. Amanda - March 2, 2009 8:10 PM
She looks pretty and charming, she is a natural beauty. I have seen a profile with some sexy pictures on
====BigBlackConnect.Co m==== looks like her very much.
It is a niche ebony dating service. Is she seeking for fun, love or something else??
46. monkeyrotica - March 2, 2009 8:26 PM
What a great country we live in where the sister of a woman who was used like a urinal can become a gainfully employed person who...who...what does this person do?
47. zsa - March 2, 2009 8:55 PM
I think she's looking pretty good, she's slimmed down some...but that is a long reach, my God.
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48. zsa - March 2, 2009 8:55 PM
I think she's looking pretty good, she's slimmed down some...but that is a long reach, my God.
zsa
49. Dr. Ganja - March 2, 2009 9:17 PM
That's cool, as a dr. I would. Have to bang both of them
50. Dr. Ganja - March 2, 2009 9:17 PM
That's cool, as a dr. I would. Have to bang both of them
51. lawr4ebss - March 2, 2009 10:09 PM
What a hot model!She looks like a member of -----richromances.com--- where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on her way to romances now?
52. ctti - March 2, 2009 10:12 PM
How is it that these two haven't joined the circus yet? One has the physical proportions of Sasquatch (except she has to wear a bra & probably waxes religiously) & the other has breasts that are as far apart from each other as Paris Herpton is from any form of intellect.
53. RaraAvis - March 3, 2009 12:11 AM
Continuing today's stating of the obvious: GET A JOB AND A LIFE, YOU LAZY BITCH.
54. LPB - March 3, 2009 12:13 AM
So, is "Kortney" (she spells it that way so you won't get confused with other Courtneys?) even more useless than the other two? or vice versa, or what?
BTW, "kort" means "short" in Dutch.
55. Da Man - March 3, 2009 1:22 AM
Forget the big ogre, who is the tiny little thing in pink heels? She's hot. Or would be hot if she didn't ruin it with those canelopes tacked on her chest. When will these girls learn their natural tits, even when small, are way better for sucking.
PS: But Da Man would tap her ass anyhow - two times!
56. alin oprea - March 3, 2009 2:30 AM
Redtube
57. Narcissist - March 3, 2009 3:18 AM
I wouldn't think Chris Brown was this upset. These are some of her better pics, though.
58. sin - March 3, 2009 4:51 AM
She is actually co-owner of a clothing store called Dash. Their scum father set it up for them. Used some of the OJ trial money. And she does like the black men. Its the little one that is still into white meat.
59. Bill Victus - March 3, 2009 8:35 AM
I love the rumps on these Kardashian women!!
60. 1sse - March 3, 2009 12:39 PM
She is one of my favorite celebrities, well, do you know she created a blog at " C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M" too? It is very hot and she has a lot of devoted fans. It is a site for succe ssful sin gle s and admireres,
61. omg! - March 3, 2009 8:25 PM
Khloe looks good in these pics.. don't hate on the big girls.. they need love too!
62. lafatinajackson398 - March 3, 2009 8:46 PM
OMFG! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL STUPID. FIRST, KHLOE, IF YOU HAD NOT NOTICED, HAS LOST A LIL BIT OF WEIGHT. AND EVEN BEFORE THEN SHE WAS STILL HOTT. SECOND, SHE IS NOT UGLY NOR DOES SHE NEED TO 'HIT A GYM' ....AT ALL! YOU ARE ALL STUPID OKAY WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER 'BLOGGIN' ABOUT THIS DUMB SH*T INSTEAD OF, LIKE KHLOE, OUT THERE GETTIN' YOUR PAPER, FEEL ME? LASTLY, ALL OF YOU P*SSY B*TCHES, MALE AND FEMALE, THE WHOLE 'MUD DUCK' COMMENT IS A LIL BIT OF A STRETCH DON'T YOU THINK? IF SHE DOES, LIKE KIM, GO THAT WAY THEN SHE S A SMART WOMAN. BROTHAS ARE WHATS UP AND WHERE IT IS....HEY, GO INTO A BATHROOM STALL AND PISS NEXT TO A BROTHA, THEN COME OUT AND TELL ME WHAT CHA THINK K? LOSERS
63. lafatinajackson398 - March 3, 2009 8:47 PM
OMFG! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL STUPID. FIRST, KHLOE, IF YOU HAD NOT NOTICED, HAS LOST A LIL BIT OF WEIGHT. AND EVEN BEFORE THEN SHE WAS STILL HOTT. SECOND, SHE IS NOT UGLY NOR DOES SHE NEED TO 'HIT A GYM' ....AT ALL! YOU ARE ALL STUPID OKAY WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER 'BLOGGIN' ABOUT THIS DUMB SH*T INSTEAD OF, LIKE KHLOE, OUT THERE GETTIN' YOUR PAPER, FEEL ME? LASTLY, ALL OF YOU P*SSY B*TCHES, MALE AND FEMALE, THE WHOLE 'MUD DUCK' COMMENT IS A LIL BIT OF A STRETCH DON'T YOU THINK? IF SHE DOES, LIKE KIM, GO THAT WAY THEN SHE S A SMART WOMAN. BROTHAS ARE WHATS UP AND WHERE IT IS....HEY, GO INTO A BATHROOM STALL AND PISS NEXT TO A BROTHA, THEN COME OUT AND TELL ME WHAT CHA THINK K? LOSERS
64. lafatinajackson398 - March 3, 2009 8:56 PM
OMFG! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL STUPID. FIRST, KHLOE, IF YOU HAD NOT NOTICED, HAS LOST A LIL BIT OF WEIGHT. AND EVEN BEFORE THEN SHE WAS STILL HOTT. SECOND, SHE IS NOT UGLY NOR DOES SHE NEED TO 'HIT A GYM' ....AT ALL! YOU ARE ALL STUPID OKAY WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER 'BLOGGIN' ABOUT THIS DUMB SH*T INSTEAD OF, LIKE KHLOE, OUT THERE GETTIN' YOUR PAPER, FEEL ME? LASTLY, ALL OF YOU P*SSY B*TCHES, MALE AND FEMALE, THE WHOLE 'MUD DUCK' COMMENT IS A LIL BIT OF A STRETCH DON'T YOU THINK? IF SHE DOES, LIKE KIM, GO THAT WAY THEN SHE S A SMART WOMAN. BROTHAS ARE WHATS UP AND WHERE IT IS....HEY, GO INTO A BATHROOM STALL AND PISS NEXT TO A BROTHA, THEN COME OUT AND TELL ME WHAT CHA THINK K? LOSERS
65. sin - March 4, 2009 4:07 AM
I think that when I get up in the morning I will have to go to work to pay for that fucking welfare nigger.
66. meg4fancast - March 6, 2009 12:12 AM
omg I love Khloe. She keeps it real! All 3 Kardashian sisters will be chatting live with fans on Fancast on Friday March 6th. Check it out- http://www.fancast.com/blogs/category/keeping-up-with-the-kardashians/
67. O.J. - March 6, 2009 2:16 PM
I want my money and my gym bag back .
68. John - March 8, 2009 11:33 AM
Have you ever wondered what happened to Chyna, and why you don’t get to see Khloe and Chyna in the same room. More like Micheal Jackson and Latoya Jackson right!. Could they all be one, in the same?
Hold on to your seat people look below to see this photo.
http://www.postdrama.com/2009/03/07/khloe-kardashian-and-chyna/
69. Noneya Buis - April 3, 2009 10:25 PM
The person that writes this crap sucks! You are a loooooser no one is perfect but GOD! Get a life!
70. Noneya Buis - April 3, 2009 10:25 PM
The person that writes this crap sucks! You are a loooooser no one is perfect but GOD! Get a life!
71. Noneya Buis - April 3, 2009 10:25 PM
The person that writes this crap sucks! You are a loooooser no one is perfect but GOD! Get a life!
72. watersinthesky@yahoo.com - April 9, 2009 3:43 PM
She would look fine if it wasn't for her face.
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What a bunch of inrellevant Fuckin' nasty snatches!!!!!!!!
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