Katie Holmes is the happiest looking woman alive
Katie Holmes was spotted going to a dance studio yesterday and, man, have you ever seen a human being look more beaten down than her here? She looks like a kidnap victim that was just freed after being locked in a basement for twelve years. I don't know what's going on with her and Tom Cruise at home, but I'm pretty sure it has to be violating at least one or two federal laws. Or maybe this is just how she looks when she's madly in love. Kind of like the girls I used to "date", but that now I'm no longer allowed within a hundred yards of.

Reader Comments
1. lilypie - March 28, 2009 1:01 PM
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club " A f f l u en tM e e t c o m " for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?
2. b78q34t - March 28, 2009 1:09 PM
All I wanna know is who's the sexy black guy...
3. Super King - March 28, 2009 1:09 PM
Well , what do u think? Being married to Tom Cruise... Omg
4. Ali Knievel - March 28, 2009 1:10 PM
She's still thinking about how she turned down Dark Knight to go with Tom to Germany so he could play gay midget Nazi dress up with Bryan Singer for 3 months.
5. jim - March 28, 2009 1:12 PM
uhh.....she looks alright
6. Daughter - March 28, 2009 1:14 PM
I would be sad too if my husband was an angry midget.
7. haha lol - March 28, 2009 1:16 PM
What the hell is up with the prism at his feet?
8. Rhialto - March 28, 2009 1:17 PM
Maybe my babe is here??
9. Gando - March 28, 2009 1:20 PM
Holy crap! She looks like she didn't wash herself for several days!
10. Galtacticus - March 28, 2009 1:23 PM
Maybe she's checking the rainbow in front of the guy's feet!?
11. Darth - March 28, 2009 1:27 PM
Did she just come back from a funeral!?
12. surgerylass - March 28, 2009 1:28 PM
There is nothing wrong with running errands in sweats and no makeup ~
BUT !! Check out her body language ! Tired sagging shoulders, head hanging low, eyes remaining on the floor not looking up, dark circles from lack of rest ... she exhibits clear signs of serious depression.
13. Rough Daddy - March 28, 2009 1:29 PM
Wonder whos the out of focus handler with 2 backs look like,,,well she cant look worse than grandma here...
14. Rhialto - March 28, 2009 1:29 PM
maybe she has a new movie role and is taking that very serious!?
15. am - March 28, 2009 1:33 PM
It's not even a joke, she always looks like she just doesn't... care, anymore. It's very sad, but she was a supposedly intelligent girl, she should've done a little homework on the cult before she had a kid in it.
16. Matthew - March 28, 2009 1:36 PM
free katie and TCLTC!
17. Smarg - March 28, 2009 1:49 PM
She's doomed. She sold her soul to get hitched to a former "mega star", and now she realizes what it's all about. Sad.
18. Chelle - March 28, 2009 1:50 PM
She doesn't look like she has the energy or the spirit to even walk, much less dance. Must be some BIG FUN being married to Scientology. I mean Tom.
19. lola - March 28, 2009 1:51 PM
What's the huge swath of hair hiding?
20. anon - March 28, 2009 1:58 PM
Wow. She does not look good. Her hair and face don't look like she's washed them and her clothing look like they were the leftovers at a thrift store: you know, the clothing they won't take because they are in such bad shape. I agree with whoever said she looks like she just doesn't care anymore. She looks so sad.
21. Rhialto - March 28, 2009 2:01 PM
That black car in the back is depressing as well!
22. hey girl - March 28, 2009 2:10 PM
What if she is just tired??? Is she always like this?
23. Chris Rasch - March 28, 2009 2:15 PM
Gimme a break. if paparazzi followed you around 24 hours a day, they'd get pictures of you in a bad mood too.
The woman is worth millions, and would get tens of millions in a divorce. I'm sure being married to Cruise has many challenges, but If she's really unhappy, she could leave at any time.
24. Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger - March 28, 2009 2:18 PM
Why is she so happy? She just get done fucking that big black cock?
25. jay - March 28, 2009 2:31 PM
I can't feel sorry for her. She has money and she could leave with Suri and go wherever she wanted. What is Tom going to do? Kill her? Oh wait, actually he might! Or the cult of Scientology might just make her disappear ya know?
26. Galtacticus - March 28, 2009 2:39 PM
I'm getting almost depressed looking at her!
27. Courtyardpigeon - March 28, 2009 3:22 PM
She just could be sick of people taking her photograph every time she walks outside. That would get me down a little bit. Actually, it would get me down a whole lot.
28. Carolyn - March 28, 2009 3:23 PM
I suppose there is always the chance that she just wants to go to the gym dressed the way most of us do and not be gawked at every minute of every day. Trying to adhere to Scientology would wear me out too.
29. Jordan - March 28, 2009 3:31 PM
She looks so sad, I feel for her. She probably didn't realize how nuts her situation would be, she was pretty young and starry eyed when they first met. You know, hindsight is a bitch. And I don't believe she can just leave at any time. Tom Cruise strikes me as one manipulative person. Easy for us to say this or that, but we really have no clue.
30. Herpes cocktail anyone? - March 28, 2009 3:36 PM
Maybe her stank twat is infested with sores? Herpes is a bitch don'cha know?
31. htown - March 28, 2009 3:50 PM
Let's see, young woman, showing no emotion, getting out of a black van with an African American handler in a suit.... Am I the only one who watches Dollhouse? I think we can start calling her Echo.
32. Pissed Off Reader - March 28, 2009 4:09 PM
Why is it that when I try viewing your blog, I get a download window open asking me where I want to save a document called 7.pdf? This is some horsesh*t!
33. manamanadoodoodadooduh - March 28, 2009 4:29 PM
actually she's method acting for her next role as maggie gyllenhaal.
34. SoTe - March 28, 2009 4:33 PM
She looks like shit, like she's been crying for a couple of days -god knows I would if I was married to the psycho-. This poor girl breaks my heart, and don't tell me she had it coming and she married him knowing what she was doing. We've all been in love with a douche and were absolutely blind, she had posters of the faggot in her room when she was a kid, how can u expect her to turn him down? It was her dream.. and Im certain it is a nightmare now. I don't quite like her but I pitty her.
35. feckless - March 28, 2009 4:51 PM
How many times is Tom going to tell her that he's giving up gay sex before she doesn't believe him anymore?
36. Lisa - March 28, 2009 5:00 PM
What's with the rainbow at the bottom right corner?
37. Fati - March 28, 2009 5:04 PM
I do feel bad for her. But on the other hand, "man is free at the moment he wishes to be". She should gather up some courage to leave Cruise, if not for herself, then for her baby. Nothing good is gonna come out of this for Suri.
38. Jenna - March 28, 2009 5:11 PM
I think she looks like this on most of her photos you´ve seen of her the last couple of months. Like a person who is really depressed. I think that is pretty obvious. But the question is why? Is it because of Tom? It could be something completely else,,,what do we know about her private life. Maybe someone she really loves is terminally ill or dying? maybe she herself has gotten some serious disease...it could be anything, doesn´t necessarily have to be Tom who is the reason. But yes, the girl is definitely depressed and as some of you said, that it looks like she doesn´t care anymore, that she looks unwashed etc...those are typical signs of depression aswell.
If we see this so clearly, where is Tom in all of this trying to help his wife? You hardly see them together anymore and I seldom see any pics with Tom and Suri. It´s always Katie playing and taking care of Suri. If she wants out of the marriage and leave Tom she´d get the custody in no time!
39. Andreas - March 28, 2009 5:16 PM
LEAVE KATIE ALONE!!1
40. republican men are all bitter, closeted homosexuals - March 28, 2009 5:18 PM
see, when victoria beckham looks stone cold it's just an act. this look on katie holmes is just reality. the woman is fucking miserable.
41. Yepp - March 28, 2009 5:21 PM
Poor girl probably hasnt been f*cked right in years....i feel bad
42. g_girl - March 28, 2009 5:55 PM
she looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OLD.
43. Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger - March 28, 2009 5:57 PM
What's this horse shit some of you are saying she is tired of getting her picture taken? Taht bitch singed up to be an actress and suck Tom's dick. If you don't like attention, you don't do those things. So fuck off with your pathetic life and stop feeling sorry that the paparazzi are always following them trying to make a few buck.
44. amanda - March 28, 2009 6:01 PM
the chick in the pink has NO boobs
45. whatever - March 28, 2009 6:02 PM
I feel about as sorry for her as I do a pimple on my butt.
46. save her - March 28, 2009 6:05 PM
She looks deranged. Tom probably told her that she is fat again, and is making her exercise like hell. Tom looks so stupid next to her because she is so young and cute, and he has turned into a wrinkle up prune face.
47. Rhialto - March 28, 2009 6:20 PM
She's walking very carefully! Maybe she has just an unsteady balance!?
48. Dorito Man - March 28, 2009 6:38 PM
@ #6 and #41 righto. Come on guys, go easy on her. How would you feel if you had a control freak putz shrimp-cock for a husband? Course, she married him, but still..
49. I feel that way going to the gym, too - March 28, 2009 6:51 PM
Maybe she's just not in the mood to exercise? She's wearing frumpy clothes because she's going to DANCE. And maybe she's not in the mood. So? She probably looked a lot happier when she was leaving.
50. Galtacticus - March 28, 2009 7:04 PM
Don't we all have our 'down' days from time to time!? Luckily there isn't always a camera pointed to most of us in daily life!
51. Darth - March 28, 2009 7:08 PM
Down or not! Don't forget these are all attention whores!
52. loveandpain - March 28, 2009 7:08 PM
she is manic depressive. 2 weeks ago, while in Japan, she was on her extreme high part of her cycle. She got hair extensions, dressed hot, smiled alot, blew a goat, whatever.
now she is at lowest part of cycle with not washing, crying alot, not eating, sulking, masturbating to Mr Sticky's image, whatever.
she needs to be on medication. i prescribe Chloroform, applied twice daily to the entire face, with a big sponge, then a vigorous train-fucking from the boys at the local jailhouse.
you won't be smilin' in Rikers Island!
53. sin - March 28, 2009 7:17 PM
Those are Scientology body guards to keep her from running away. That body language says " Help me, you fucking morons. That little, gay midget is keeping me hostage!!"
54. Gando - March 28, 2009 7:19 PM
Oohmm,she needs to follow my bare-chested meditation sessions!
55. mikeock - March 28, 2009 7:20 PM
Why do you think Tom Cruise drives around with duct tape and zip ties in his SUV? If katie makes a run for it, BAM - he's all over her.
56. HATEYOU - March 28, 2009 8:13 PM
I feel bad for her. Not as much as I feel bad for my own girlfriend. Do you have anyone you hate? Then go to sharehate.blogspot.com (or click on my name) and tell me about it.
57. AirMail - March 28, 2009 8:41 PM
Man, after seeing that face, I want to stop at the pediatric oncology clinic to cheer up.
58. Jeremy - March 28, 2009 9:40 PM
http://i17.tinypic.com/8a504zl.jpg
59. suzeeee - March 28, 2009 9:41 PM
a picture says a thousands words..this one says I am too depressed and have no will to live, so why wash my hair? or even comb it? makeup who cares? and clothes who gives a shit how I look? my life is a misery and my scieno handler looks like he's expecting a flood? zenu kill me now.
60. pat - March 28, 2009 10:58 PM
Sad. If being around a bunch of paparazzi doesn't cheer you up, I don't know what could.
61. dew - March 28, 2009 10:58 PM
Photographic documentation that the "Church" of Scientology doesn't do squat when it comes to healing/curing/reversing depression. Poor girl!
62. pat - March 28, 2009 10:59 PM
Sad. If being around a bunch of paparazzi doesn't cheer you up, I don't know what could.
63. Rush Limbaugh - March 28, 2009 11:06 PM
At least that lumbering nig is just her bodyguard, and not fouling her with his mudstick.
64. #4389p-133-mc43-dw9-1521-fhjk-28529501-000132t15145149-8457915491461610485y1ry4t-0 - March 29, 2009 12:10 AM
These are wonderful pictures of Kate Cruise.
It is so thrilling to see her.
Both Tom and Kate are very awe-inspiring.
It is overwhelming to know they are together as they make such an exciting and amazing couple.
65. BGC TODAY - March 29, 2009 1:16 AM
She has asked for this herself. Money and fame isn't all you need in life. You might also want a normal husband at times. She is finally realizing this but it's probably a little late. If you want to read more about these and many more celebrity news, go to www.bgctoday.com
66. BGC TODAY - March 29, 2009 1:18 AM
She has asked for this herself. Money and fame isn't all you need in life. You might also want a normal husband at times. She is finally realizing this but it's probably a little late. If you want to read more about these and many more celebrity news, go to www.bgctoday.com
67. gerard Vandenberg - March 29, 2009 2:05 AM
OK now, there is some pressure from above.
(little tommy & the scientology-movement)
SO HONESTY CAN'T BE SHOWED(that's a tough job), folks!!
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69. Rhialto - March 29, 2009 4:48 AM
Wow!
70. Efrem Polen - March 29, 2009 5:07 AM
it's Jackie Chiles
71. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - March 29, 2009 7:28 AM
Damn she is sad and depress, are they secretly Chris Brown and Rihanna behind closed doors.
72. stanky - March 29, 2009 8:13 AM
Hopefully she will off herself the sooner the betterer. Dirty whore has so much money and luxury in her life I would be smiling all the time. All she has to do is make Tom happy. If he doesn't she should just divorce him and steal half of his assets like all American low life whores do.
73. fee - March 29, 2009 8:23 AM
the paparazzi use cameras that take 8 zillion photos in just a few seconds, so this little jaunt she had took less than 30 seconds and OH NO she looks so sad. She's tired and not glammed up. OH well.
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75. BGC TODAY - March 29, 2009 11:54 AM
There is a poll on www.bgctoday.com about whether Katie needs a divorce or not. Go vote what you think. I said "HELL YEAH"
76. Not Tom Cruise - March 29, 2009 2:19 PM
FREE KATIE NOW!!!!1
77. DS - March 29, 2009 2:47 PM
It would be understandable if she only looked like she did on that particular day only but this is what she looks like 8 times out of 10 in candid pictures since summer 2008. She must be one unlucky woman to keep taking such bad pictures. She just doesn't look well and hasn't looked well for some time.
78. She Knows - March 29, 2009 3:58 PM
She knows that the paparazzi are going to be everywhere and anywhere she steps outside her door. I don't have cameras pointing at me every time I leave my home, but I've never tried to look like a homeless bag lady with torn clothing and hideous hair. Something is seriously wrong with that woman.
79. Boodiba - March 29, 2009 4:07 PM
We'll have to wait for the tell all book that will eventually follow the divorce.
80. squeehunter - March 29, 2009 4:33 PM
I wouldn't instantly call "Scientology!" but it could be anything.
81. Surrey - March 29, 2009 7:52 PM
Katie is my mommy. She is sad because I am poopy. So is daddy Top Gun. He has pants of thunder. Please don't be mean to Mommy Katie.
82. Fuck U - March 29, 2009 8:05 PM
She needs to stop drinking.
83. Jana - March 29, 2009 8:15 PM
She definately doesn't look to happy in these shots ... she also hasn't looked her normal bubbly self for months now
84. Sam - March 29, 2009 8:37 PM
I feel bad for this girl. She looks defeated and honestly, why is she hiding her eye?? I have to wonder if Tom is abusive... i wouldn't put it past his controlling ASS.
85. thetruth - March 30, 2009 2:05 AM
She looks like she has too many thetans on her...
Seriously though, Scientology has done wonders for this woman and her career. It's just sparkling and magnificient since she embraced Xenu as her lord and saviour.
Ah who am I kidding? She lost a part in one of the most successful films of all time, both financially and critically, since becoming a scientologist.
This is the true evil of Scientology. It takes credit for the hard work of talented people. Even Tom Cruise is talented. He's actually a pretty damn good actor. Yet he gives credit to Scientology, when in reality it is his hard work and talent that actually made him succeed. Yet he's so deluded and brainwashed, he credits the scam that is Scientology.
It's pretty fucking sad really. And Katie Holmes is the poster child of how sad it can get.
86. Arlini - March 30, 2009 2:23 AM
she looks really sad. i think she is not happy with her life anymore.
Arlini xx
http://www.iamarlini.blogspot.com
87. Arlini - March 30, 2009 2:26 AM
she looks really sad. i think she hates her life now.
88. Poor Thing - March 30, 2009 4:12 AM
wow, that poor girl.
i can't believe she's younger than I am, she looks like she's 40 and the most miserable wretch on earth. how sad, i hate scientology.
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90. 1moreidiotintheworld - March 30, 2009 7:37 AM
She just learned that she is to be the sacrifice at the next Scientology service..... first, she will be gang raped by everyone there so that she will conceive the new Scientology Messiah born of the collective DNA from all the members. It will grow and burst forth out of her chest wall and run loose on society, consuming all non-believers, until the world is only populated with Xenu worshipping fucktards. It's life will be cut short when it shows up at my door and I blow it's ass apart with a barrage of .45 hollow points - End of Story.
91. Dee - March 30, 2009 9:38 AM
What's wrong with her clothes? That's the type of outfit I wear to exercise. Should she wear a dress and full makeup to go to a gym?
Maybe she's tired and didn't feel like going to class. I would hardly classify her as a manic depressive.
92. fritz - March 30, 2009 10:27 AM
#32, you are obviously not qualified to operate a computer; please turn that magic box on your desk off before you hurt yourself.
93. Rainbow - March 30, 2009 10:57 AM
OMG! It's a zombie attack...! no, wait... it's just Katie Holmes...
94. farty mcshitface - March 30, 2009 8:35 PM
well, if you had crazy little tom monitoring you and even your diet, you too would be feeling a bit beaten down. i have seen numerous pics where she looks like some sort of wax museum representation of herself. face- expressionless and just looking zombified.
95. missywissy - March 31, 2009 1:32 AM
The body language speaks volumes. I think in her mind there would be hell to pay if she ever left Tom Cruise. He's got her totally in his control. I bet he's already told her she'll never get Suri if she tries to leave him, and that's what keeps her there. Ofcourse, this is all just speculation. It's just pathetic she gets all glamed up and "acts" real happy when they're at premiers together but looks sad, lost, and frumpy when she's alone and with his goons. Sad, sad, sad. Maybe they will find Christ?????
96. Angie - March 31, 2009 3:33 AM
This poor girl is a shell of her formal self....She looks like she hasn't eaten in weeks, bathed in days, and has lost all will to live!
97. Duhh. - March 31, 2009 9:45 PM
She looks like she is about 2 months pregnant.
Thats all. Most women look a little run down in the 1st trimester.
98. Duhh. - March 31, 2009 9:45 PM
She looks like she is about 2 months pregnant.
Thats all. Most women look a little run down in the 1st trimester.
99. Bobjuck - February 6, 2010 6:38 AM
I'll tell you what happened. Tom Cruise and Scientology happened. Don't be surprised if she's dead within two years.