Paris Hilton helped Kathy Griffin film an episode of her show My Life on the D-List last night at Kitson. The two wore matching outfits which was all well and good until Kathy decided to flash her teal panties at Paris. As of this post, FEMA officials are still on the scene and citizens are encouraged to remain indoors.
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Reader Comments
1. Valerie - March 26, 2009 11:19 AM
Holy shit! Paris fell into her vat of fake tan, maihn!
2. Mama Pinkus - March 26, 2009 11:22 AM
I like Ms. Griffin but the gal needs to stay dressed.
3. RichPort's Ghost - March 26, 2009 11:26 AM
What the hell is Lady GaGa doing there?
4. Jrz - March 26, 2009 11:27 AM
Wow....pictures really are worth a thousand words.
Useless, worthless, talentless, annoying, obnoxious, diseased, ugly, hideous, revolting, infuriating, venereal, machete-worthy, tacky, classless, gross, vomit-inducing, uneducated, smelly, styleless, wrinkley, confusing, punch, hate........
5. Rough Daddy - March 26, 2009 11:32 AM
If you dont think that dog licked that thing youre crazy, you see how depressed he seems...im not being gross!
6. RichPort's Ghost - March 26, 2009 11:42 AM
Hey Jrz, look what we did!
7. B Movie Star - March 26, 2009 11:45 AM
I fuckin' love that Kathy Griffin.
Her unabashed snarkiness more than makes up for those pasty white legs.
8. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - March 26, 2009 11:46 AM
Don't act like you wouldn't hit it after a few too many.
9. Erection Ruiner - March 26, 2009 11:46 AM
Kathy Griffen needs to be hate-fucked.
10. LPB - March 26, 2009 11:47 AM
If I don't get my eyesight back, I'm going to sue you guys.
11. Bang Kathy - March 26, 2009 11:48 AM
I'd bang that redheaded snatch
12. James Class - March 26, 2009 11:49 AM
I just threw up in my mouth
13. Zanna - March 26, 2009 11:52 AM
Worst.
Stimulus.
Package.
EVER.
14. Jrz - March 26, 2009 11:52 AM
Look what we did, Rich. YAY!
15. Jrz - March 26, 2009 11:58 AM
Look what we did Zan!
16. RichPort's Ghost - March 26, 2009 12:01 PM
I bet the whole sidewalk smelled like day old fish...
17. The Dog - March 26, 2009 12:11 PM
That snatch tastes awful, and its fatty one too. Ruff!
18. james - March 26, 2009 12:14 PM
I never thought Kathy Griffin was all that funny, but she does have a "South Park" way of trashing the stars that you just cant help laughing at.
19. taurusred - March 26, 2009 12:17 PM
Admit it. You all gave it a good long look.
20. http://www.funderoos.com - March 26, 2009 12:17 PM
dear lord, i need to send this gal some funderoos!
21. Allen's Woody - March 26, 2009 12:20 PM
Could've gone without seeing that.
22. testing - March 26, 2009 12:21 PM
Kathy is fugly, but most funny comedians are
23. James - March 26, 2009 12:24 PM
Meh. Lift the skirts of most female commenters here and there would be much more screaming and eyeball melting.
24. Peta - March 26, 2009 12:25 PM
Cute dog. Feel sorry for it having Paris as an owner, though.
25. Zanna - March 26, 2009 12:28 PM
Look what we did, JRZ!
26. Zanna - March 26, 2009 12:30 PM
And I think I see bush.
27. Fuck U - March 26, 2009 12:31 PM
Hey, that bitch has a dick!
28. Fuck U - March 26, 2009 12:33 PM
That's a dick #26!
29. Darth - March 26, 2009 12:33 PM
*Sniff* It smells fishy here! What's going on!?
30. Nero - March 26, 2009 12:37 PM
Did she just give birth to that little doggie!? That's quick!
31. Gando - March 26, 2009 12:40 PM
The father of that little dog can be found on photo 6!
32. RichPort's Ghost - March 26, 2009 12:50 PM
I'd hit it.
Of course, it's either Griffin or Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters when it comes to my choices..... sigh....
33. AteIsEnough - March 26, 2009 12:52 PM
PLEASE don't do that again!!
34. Q - March 26, 2009 12:53 PM
I'd hit it, many times over. Sure she's not the best looking gal out there, but once you start throwing in the likes Paris Hilton, Queen Latifah, Missy Elliot, that cunt Jennifer Aniston, Madonna, etc., I'd say Kathy Griffin is one hot fucking near-50-year-old.
All you fat nerds know you'd hit it if she bent over and invited you in.
35. RichPort's Ghost - March 26, 2009 12:55 PM
#32 - Still White, that gets like a 1 out 10... and, much like the priest who gave you TWO candy bars for the blowjob, I'm being generous...
36. Rhialto - March 26, 2009 1:01 PM
Paris Hood,princess of the lill doggies!
37. Nero - March 26, 2009 1:03 PM
That big dog is actually the boyfriend of that little dog!
38. anonymous - March 26, 2009 1:05 PM
This is probably the first and only post about Penis Hilton that is relevant, and it's ONLY because she's with Kathy Griffin, who I love!
39. Mal Gusto - March 26, 2009 1:10 PM
god! a little warning next time Fish!! Nobody want to see that!
40. Rough Daddy - March 26, 2009 1:10 PM
The freakiest thing about kathy shes does not look scary without make up! go figure...
41. TEDDY BEAR - March 26, 2009 1:12 PM
All over the news, THIS is news?! Wow, neither one even went to college....yet, they are rich for no reason and I'm poor :(
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=250396481602
42. RD - March 26, 2009 1:19 PM
damn! I always thought kathy griffin looked mannish, but the crotch bulge just sealed it for me! ick!!
43. Funeral Guy - March 26, 2009 1:32 PM
Doctor! My eyes!!
44. Jenna - March 26, 2009 1:56 PM
God, I love Kathy Griffin. I need to start watching My Life on the D-List again. So hilarious.
45. Deacon Jones - March 26, 2009 2:08 PM
Man. Jews will do anything for fame. I guess they have to make up for the centuries of genetic inbreeding and subsequent recessive physical traits.
46. FRIST!!! - March 26, 2009 2:14 PM
What is it with Paris' ridiculous looking fucking headbands lately? I think she is trying to hold her scatterbrains intact..
47. metodiste - March 26, 2009 2:33 PM
Her bellybutton is adorable and those tight panties are fitting her just right. My main regret is I don't get the butt shot.
48. Kat - March 26, 2009 2:45 PM
So so so gross. I have no words. Actually I do, I blogged about it too (http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/2009/03/paris-hiltons-new-bff-d-lister-kathy-griffin/). But quite seriously, it makes me really said when grown women act like fools.
49. Britney...more Britney - March 26, 2009 3:04 PM
F#ck this sh*t, I want Britney!
More Britney, Britney, Britney!!! More Britney please!
50. Britney...more Britney - March 26, 2009 3:05 PM
F#ck this sh*t, I want Britney!
More Britney, Britney, Britney!!! More Britney please!
51. jonathan disse - March 26, 2009 4:22 PM
Oh lord, get me some eye bleach!
52. In Rem - March 26, 2009 5:15 PM
That's unfortunate. For all of us.
53. feckless - March 26, 2009 5:40 PM
FIREFUPA
54. Tourette's - March 26, 2009 5:45 PM
FIRE FUPA
55. Sir Walter La Joya - March 26, 2009 5:48 PM
Is Chivalry dead?
56. Mr. Semprini - March 26, 2009 6:07 PM
Something about misery loves company comes to mind but I really don't know which fine person to point to first. Guess I'll just wait to see which one dies from a horrible contagious disease. Head-start Paris?
57. Britneyobsessed - March 26, 2009 6:59 PM
Yes I agree with #50 and #51 Who cares about these boring people??
58. itsaTRANNY - March 26, 2009 8:24 PM
is it me or does kathy griffin look like andy dick dressed in drag bwahaha
59. BRANDON M. WITTE - March 26, 2009 10:31 PM
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF. PARIS HILTON'S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON'S "SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA" STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.
THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON AGAINST ME AND MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
60. BRANDON M. WITTE - March 26, 2009 10:34 PM
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO ANGELINA ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM, KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, AND NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE:32
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61. BRANDON M. WITTE - March 26, 2009 10:39 PM
FOR MORE INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON, GO TO ANGELINA JOLIE ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM, KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, AND NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE:32
TO PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE. YOU KNOW IT AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE.
AND NOW YOU HAVE GOTTEN KATHY GRIFFIN INVOLVED IN YOUR HIDEOUS CRIMES. GET READY FOR YOUR JAIL CELL, PARIS HILTON.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
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62. BRANDON M. WITTE - March 26, 2009 11:00 PM
FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES OF PARIS HILTON, GO TO ANGELINA JOLIE ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM, KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, AND NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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63. BRANDON M. WITTE - March 26, 2009 11:02 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO PRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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64. greatceasarsghost - March 26, 2009 11:59 PM
she should definitly not make a habit of this
now where's my eye-gouging-out spoon?
65. gerard Vandenberg - March 27, 2009 1:31 AM
AMERICA IS A TRUE DESPERATE COUNTRY TODAY, folks!!
66. jebus - March 27, 2009 8:21 AM
Kathy Griffin is more annoying than Paris Hilton.
67. fee - March 27, 2009 12:38 PM
On this site, I've seen much much worse.
It's just because it's Kathy G. and the fact that she's OMG SO OLD.
Kathy Griffin is funny. and she is NOT more annoying than Paris.
68. BRANDON M. WITTE - March 27, 2009 4:39 PM
Paris, I know you read all of my obnoxious posts--why won't you respond? I'm waiting outside the Arlington Hooters with my niece/wife for that threesome you promised us. So stop by and drop off the Chihuahua and I'll pay for its cab fare home. Toodles!