Mar 2 2009Kanye West's girlfriend: I don't get it

Kanye West took his new girlfriend Amber Rose out shopping in Hollywood yesterday because when is it not classy to look like you just picked up a hooker? Some might say this is the kind of thinking that prevents me from getting invited to weddings, but I say it's the kind of thinking that saves me money on a toaster oven - so I can pay for penicillin. Swish!


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I don't get it, either............

hmm

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Amber Rose is not her real name....

whoa I was the first one to comment, wow I'm a fucking loser, later!!! : X

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Haha, its funny cause she looks like a hooker

She looks more like his aunt or something

i think this is Borat's girlfriend from his movie but she lost a ton of weight

jesus....!

I'd hit that.

For some reason I wanna blow a load on her bald head.

Oh, I get it.

*LOVE* the elastic waist!

bwhahahaha

WTF why is my name a link??

He's dating a shemale because it's the closest he'll get to dating a man, which is what he really wants.

Look better dude!

http://dynastyseries.com/2009/01/amber-rose-in-latest-smooth-magazineon-stands-now/


Get it?

i think shes pretty damn hot actually

She's perfect for that talentless hack. He sucks and so does she.

You know all that crazy fucked up shit Kanye says all the time - the stuff that comes spilling out of his idiot mouth whenever someone puts a microphone in front of it?

It's her, man.

This proves he's completely bat-shit nuts.

The spitting image of his dear departed mom.

Is anyone really suprised by this? Nut-job Kanye West dating a nut-job shemale. I bet he sucks her penis before they pick opposite sides in a padded room and throw cat food at each other to get off.

You know how I know you're gay...

This reminds me the Law and Order SVU I watched the other day.

@18 - you solved it.

i bet she wrote 808s& Hearbreaks. what a disappointment.

THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!!!

kanye's personal stimulus package- hiring a working girl and then takin' her out shoppin' ! Way to go kanye!

I blame Kim Kardashian.

Is hair out now?

I didn't know Steve Urkel had a sister.

Wow, really? Kanye, Im so disappointed in you.

She is like a cross between a skank and a nerd...a skerd.

#15...Wow I really get it now - that little freakish gazelle is actually smokin hot - she has a HUGE ass and tits...maybe he's not gay after all.

I think it's great that Kayne is dating Curly Neal from the Harlem Globetrotters.

lmao@"gazelle" - the world's first fat-assed thunder-thighed "gazelle."

I think she's hot. Big booty doesn't hurt either.

And why not! bet shes helping him grieve in more ways than one...back that thang up please!

Their facial features are very similar.

Stupid house negro. This proves all black men are gay. They invented the "down low" after all.

Durring the campaign Kanye said he would NEVER sign a bill with pork in it. But now the new Omnibus Spending Bill has over 900 ear marks in it....What? Kanye didn't say that? That's right. It was that obama guy. The one everyone thinks is the new chosen one.

She actually has a great body. Her face isn't bad, either. She's just presented all wrong. The clothes look like they came from a dirty trashbag behind a Goodwill, & the bald head & birth control glasses aren't doing her any favors.

Some people might think she's hot. I mean, think about it, KFC has been in business for almost 70 years. There's no accounting for taste.

This chick is smokin' hot you morons!

Acid is helluva drug and i see that God likes it sometimes.

Every single thing Kanye does/says, is done/said so we will thread about it.
He wins.

I bet he is dating her to save money in these hard economic times. He won't have to pay her to ram him with a strop on. She already has her own cock.

Not helping to squash the gay porn issue there Kanye.

Why buy the cow when you can rent the milk at a low hourly rate?

Her body is bangin! She just needs a new head.

Her body is bangin! She just needs a new head.

This girl's a freak!

Imagine what her ass looks like hitting it doggystyle - that's Bangbros material.

I'd def hit it, after I put a clothes pin on my nose

It's not a question of if you'd "hit it". There are some pretty hot hookers, too. The question is whether you'd parade around with "it" as your girlfriend. One part Kim Kardashian, one part Urkel, one part cancer survivor. Wow, hot.

@44 - Man, I'm still laughing. That was a classic.

Ill bet since dating Kanye she has a NO TOUCH policy now in her place of business...Like all of a sudden shes too good for that!

Maybe he should get some sideburns to go with that beard...

Her choice of clothes is unfortunate, but she's actually very pretty. She's just got the body of an actual woman, not of a prepubescent boy, like so many hollywood chicks.

it's called hobo chic!

The easiest explaination is that she is a tranny and he is a homo.
2nd. She can suck a golf ball through a water hose.
3rd. She is a pimp and brings all of the other whore to him.
4th. She is blackmailing him.
5th its his fetish.

"And now, gentlemen, please give a big BootyShakers welcome to this afternoon's featured dancer, right now on the main stage....Aaaaaamber Rooooooooose!!!"

She's very pretty, just has an ugly hipster outfit. Not surprised that Kanye would date a HIPSTER.

@55

Exactly. And she's probably come out to Luadacris a thousand times over...

She's no stranger to hip-hop, she's been passed around by them like 4 or 5 times already, like a passed out freshmen at a frat house

WOW He embraces ugly things like mullets, bald hookers and Carlton Banks outfits as if they are beautiful! He must be so creative!!

Pfffft.

it's called hobo chic!

Kanye is a foot guy and her's aren't bad

At least there are no head lice.

At least there are no head lice.

At least there are no head lice.

it's called a homo's chick.

At least there are no head lice.

god dammit. he's just doing this because he wants to be all "MAYNE I'M JUST A NORMAL DUDE DON'T NEED FANCY OR HOT SHIT SEE?????"

Her outfit (minus the shoes and elastic shorts) is something I would wear cleaning my house on a hot summer day.

She probably had to cut off all her hair due to a bad relax job. You know how black chicks have to do all sorts of stuff to their hair straight so they look moe European and not black.

google the pictures of her in Smooth magazine... then it will become all too clear why he's dating her.

Its getting ridiculous how much Rappers want to be like White people now by wearing stylish brands and now even by dating skinny women. You can tell he is trying really hard to be attracted to her and is just feeling really uncomfortable.

I'm scared of it.

"You can tell he is trying really hard to be attracted to her"

Haven't any of you fucking retards looked at the pics in #15.....we don't need Scully or Mulder to solve this freakin' mystery.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

But seriously, when did Kanye start liking trannies?

Kunte West has a girlfriend? Is that what you call that muppet? a girlfriend? blech!

Oh dear God

ohhhhhhhhhh , i still dont get it?

http://broccolicity.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/amber-rosekanye-wests-new-chic/attachment/21/

Feast thine eyes.
She's hot little "mustang".

56, you got it. he would date a girl who dresses like this. but minus the bag and glasses plus a belt and an actual top, this could be cute.

He and she are CLASSY...
people..get out of your box..jebus

"CLASSY"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good one.

i got it! it is getto style! what do you expect from the gettos!!!

OK, so this isn't a *dude*, right? well considering, I'd say he's doing well... so she's being tacky, she's still ok... what's disturbing me a little is how she skillfully worked the elastic waisted mom shorts into porn star mode.... it's kinda genius actually...

This is a joke right? So many questions!

What is her nationality?! I can't tell what the fuck she is!!!

Is she asian, black, white, half black, hispanic, chimp, space alien or all of the above?

Is she a man in drag or a tranny?

Does she have full blow aids? She looks like an aids patient (no offense)

Is she a singer, rapper pornstar or actor? I have never heard of her!

This goon never fails to make me laugh he is such a closet homosexual!

I get it.

Blowjob lips.

Un-fucking-believable. This ugly snag got up one day, shaved her head, looked in the mirror and said, "that looks good". What's worse is, that brain-dead West agrees with her. I'll bet he spends a lot of time greasing up her cranium and trying to stuff it up his ass.

Big ass and sandpaper head.Almost bald but not yet.

I followd the link in #15. This is a guy. No other way tho put it. A very feminine guy, but a guy.

These are the quote this bitch said in the magazine.

" I love to be on my back so I can look into my mans eyes while hes stroking me"

"The best sex is the sex i have with myself, to be honest"

That is as queer as you can get. Tranny. No doubt.

Kanye West is a fucking homo!! He fucks dudes!!

I love all the hate for this fucking racist. Yes Kanye white people DO HATE YOU!! your girl friend is a scank looking tranny and looks like you gave her aids fuck bag. I really wish you or one of your idiot friends would read what we really think of you. I can't wait until you become another fucking hack artist and vanish along with the rest of your talentless fuck-face friends.

YOU SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

The whole "hot Gandhi" look must be the style for next season. Her body is great, but why not leave some things up to the imagination? I think she should grow out her hair at least an inch or two and she would look 10 times better instantly. She is a very beautiful woman who is trying her hardest to look like a skank

She looks gross. Dude, I thought that only Hollywood attention whores dressed this way.

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

You guys just get caught up in her clothes... go google her, she's mixed - half chinese half black, only much fairer

Wholeheartedly YUCK!!!!!!! BLECHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wholeheartedly YUCK!!!!!!! BLECHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it me or does she look like Egghead Jr from Foghorn Leghorn?

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/664/2db/6642db52-00ae-4832-acfd-215af03239db

this is why George BUsh hates black people...yeah I said it

WTF
all you people saying she's hot only think that bc she has her fucking tits and ass hanging out.
her face is as gross as her outfit

i dont get it either.... what ethnicity is she? i can't tell

Go to the Smooth magazine web site. Look up this creatures photo shoot. Read the answer and questions part as well as looking at the pictures.
There is only one conclusion. This is a guy who like to dress as a woman.
A transexual/transvestite. A gay homo and kanye west is one also.
Gay Boy!! Gay Boy!! Kanye West is a GAY BOY!!
I wonder who is the bitch in bed with these two guys?

An Asian woman with a nice big round ass. Best combo ever. Me rikey. Shame the hair ruins it...now if we could just screw Bai Ling's face on her body...

It is so awesome that he supports Jerry's Kids. By dating them.

Kanye bite style off me all day but not when it comes to women. Damn son this bitch look freaky.

eww she dose not have the body for that! celulite city!!!! She looks as anoying as Kanye West is!!!! straight Trash!!!!!!!!!

#91.

I don’t know if that ethnicity is correct either. I searched Google and found nothing on her.

I did however find a YouTube video of her and someone who says.....

"She’s actually half Italian, half Cape Verdean (an island off the coast of Africa, colonized by the Portuguese)"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHy0K2KyJnM

She's actually prettier on the video, but I’m not sure when those pictures were taken.

She looks ugly in these pictures maybe sex with Kanye is the reason, probably got AIDS.

BWAHAHAHA...Google Image her & she doesn't even come up on the first page. Then her first hit is a pictorial in 'Smoov' magazine, where she looks like a stripper. That I'd tip with quarters. Good work, Kanye.

she looks european i thought kanye prefered black?
Kanye West doesn't date black people

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She has a HUGE ass for a guy.

he is so styley, why would he get with the complete opposite?

i'd slap the back of her head as i fuck her in the ass

So much negativity from people just because she looks different...and interesting.

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/amber-rose-in-smooth-magazine/

She is actually really good looking and has a great body. Fuck you and the hole you came from.

Singer: Check
Texas girl: Check.
Big ass: Check.
Major Curves: Check.

Kanye is trying to build himself a "Beyoncé" clone.
I predict Jay-Z wont be pleased & will unleash a major R&B beatdown on that little loudmouthed bitch Kanye.

Someone call the Fashion Police!

SHE LOOKS LIKE A MESS

I CAN'T IMAGINE A BLACK MAN WITH MONEY SHOWING HER OFF. SHE IS NOTHING SPECIAL.

Stupid

Arrogant

Coon.

You guys old enough will remember pictures of Elton John's girlfriend... some situation.

What is there not to get? She's fucking smoking hot. Maybe what you don't get is your need to smoke as much cock as possible, which would explain why you can look at girl as hot as this and "not get it." Any guy with even a smidge of testosterone would want to fuck the shit out of this bitch.

She rides a seriously fine line between edgy and trashy but this time around I'm going to have to say she goes TOTALLY trash!

Id hit it.

I bet she loves anal....

She is FUCKLY!!!

she has a nice body. grow some hair on her, take those ugly glasses off, and she'd be hot.

#94 sez:

"Is it me or does she look like Egghead Jr from Foghorn Leghorn?"

LOLZ !! Can't get that image out of my head now. Bitch looks just like Egghead Jr.!! HAHAHAHAHAAA

She is NOT hot. She's got pancake tits and cellulite and no hair. You can also tell by the photos that she's got that 'bitch walk'.

She reminds me of one of those hookers that you see on the HBO specials where they still wear clothes from the 80s and wear trashy looking low class clothes.

fugly face,she' smokes, fat ass and thighs, unknown "model," bald head....yeahhh

#94 Re Egghead:

I salute you. Spot on.

Big Tits
Small Waist
Big Ass

And I'm guessing she fucks with the velocity of a spin cycle.

What's there not to get?!

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Mother fucker is dating Powder!!

Figures he would date someone as out of touch with reality as he is, she looks like a female Urkele

Why does she make herself look like that? She could look pretty if she grew some hair and wore nice, feminine clothes.

"Amber! Ungawa! Ungawa!"

........Umm.....

.............................................WHAT I IT?!?....................................................

Damn, Kanye's really gone off the deep end since his mom died.

Oh well. I don't have to wake up next to it.


If she's his girlfriend why is he trying so hard not to touch her?

i dont get you guys?!

she is actually amazingly hot...she has a cute face!! shes just not wearing makeup


why cant any of u losers think outside of the box..shes just trying something different with her hair and she still looks bangin


have u seen that ass and waist?

Amber Rose is amazingly beautiful.. She doesn't look that great here, but who cares.. he obviously likes her...

i completely get it.

She's smokin'! Literally.

Hello, The Greek Giant here sniffing three lines of pure Bolivian cocaine as I cruise about Hollywood in my sparkling blue Maserati and plow down impoverished American bums, who must learn to scamper across streets quickly or else.

This American prostitute Amber Rose slept in the six car garage of my palatial Los Angeles estate last night after I, The Greek Giant, pummeled her arsehole and then blew a Giant sperm explosion all over her chunky elephant legs and bulging buttocks. That is all.

She's MAD hot. I can understand the concerns and criticisms of her degree of class or personal fashion sence perhaps... but she's a highly attractive woman. It seems that most can't see past the fact that she's still attractive REGARDLESS of how much hair is on her head.

I think many are just intimidated at the sight of a woman with indeterminate race they can't pigeon hole; a woman who doesn't look frail and weak and easily led; a woman who is fierce and confident looking.

Also, as it's been mentioned, she actually iS rather fashionable according to what's being worn in places like LA, San Francisco, NYC. It's not my cup of tea, but those shorts, the glasses, all very IN right now.

Whatever. She's hot.

bahahahahahahahahahahaaa!

Holy shit, someone WANTS to date THAT? And he's not even blind or retarded? Ok, he's not even blind???

Seriously, I'm about to shit myself laughing, this is too much. When does Ashton jump out and say we're punk'd?

Oh yeah, and in before "it's a man, baby!".

SHE FUCKEN LOOKS LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SELF ABSORBED FAGGOT. HES SUCH A WANK

I've been to that French Bistro on Sunset Blvd. and it is really a piece of shit. The food is just mediocre, and all the waiters are complete assholes. Years ago they would let you bring your dog with you to the sidewalk cafe, but now it is obvious that they only let the real dogs inside.

oh, and... here's her with hair:

http://hoopeduponline.com/wp-content/gallery/amber_rose/amber_rose3.jpg

and here's her in a proper photoshoot:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LyKXaT6VUx4/SYbWBYwo-UI/AAAAAAAAADs/_SvfdPWpnUQ/s400/6.jpg

In the words of James Franciscus, "It's a bloody nightmare!"

Where did he find her...in a concentration camp...?

http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/

I think she missing a great venue to advertise on her head.

Baldness could be the wave of the future

Up Up and Away
Attila the Honey

She's got a fucking gorgeous face and a nice body. You people are blind.

Here they come, walkin'
Down the street.
They get the funniest looks from
Every one they meet.
Hey, hey, they're the Monkees!!!

sies!!
there are _less_ ugly people out there that he could be sticking his knob into.

but maybe she has a great personality...

You people are ignorant. That is NOT a female. Go to SMooth magazine and read the answers it give. "I like to be on my back so I can look into my mans eyes WHILE HE STROKES ME" Its a dude. You guys are all fags for wanting it from that tranny.

who cares
he likes masculine women
who cares

Those glasses remind me of this really poor girl in my 5th grade class that smelled like mold and sweat. She kinda looks like her too. Kanye is dating a poor chick. loooooosa!

That is one ugly bitch! So is that woman in shorts!

you don't like her because she is BLACK!

you don't like her because she is BLACK!

"Singer: Check
Texas girl: Check.
Big ass: Check.
Major Curves: Check.
Kanye is trying to build himself a "Beyoncé" clone. "

Just wanted to add:
Has stated she wants to fuck President Obama: Check
http://cpulove.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/vixens727-amber-rose.jpg

you don't like her because she is BLACK!

Kim, it's as if you can read our minds.
You are correct. We don't like her cuz she's black.

160
BLACK rocks if you know it.
kiss her ass

It used to be a man.
Fish, Randal, I Hate You......Always

I had to take a couple of looks at those pics, but once you get past the hair, heels, and stupid glasses, you can tell that there is some hot hidden in plain sight there. Those pics that have been linked to are pretty decent but photoshoped to hell. When did people stop pretending and just throw any old filter on these sorts of shots?

When Kanye asked:

"Why can't you let me be great??"

Well, dating Sinead O'Lardass would be just another of many reasons why reason why everyone now hates your arrogant, no-talent, homosexual ass. Oh yes, Kanye is hurtin' for a squirtin'!!!

those pics of her in post #15 are so fucking air brushed and Photo Shopped that there's nothing authentically HER left - that doesn't account for anything

an ass THAT FUCKING BIG AND ROUND is covered in cottage cheese and stretch-mark shit, no matter what you do to photos

NASTY!

Oh I get it. His GF has that artsy weird cute chick look going on. Often if you look underneath the hood with these babes you find a straight body and discover she's a straightup freak. I'll bet this chick swallows every drip and fukcs like mad. Even if she's crazy that's all the better cuz it means she's good at the sexy stuff.

PS: Crazy artsy chick it's time to step up to this -- for one night and one night only!

If you think this pre-op of Kanye's tapes it back, then look what I just found out about Jennifer Love Hewitt.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1459198208/tt0290095

see it this way:
BUY AT LEAST SEVEN WIGS AND YOU HAVE A "NEW" GIRL FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK, folks!!

Upon further review of these photos, Da Man notes she's got a French manicure, ear rings and dyes the peach fuzz on her head blonde. This means she gives top notch hand jobs, meticulously shaves her cooch, and of course she has blowjob lips.

PS: She gets four stars, five if anyone finds buck naked pics!

she looks exactly like my blow-up doll.
that makes her like a unicorn or something.

You faggots!! Thats a dude. She like to be stroked by a man. What else can you stroke but a dick? You people are a bunch of homos.

She don’t look good??? You fools are smoke'n. Come on now… No one going to take a bomb ass photo all the time. This chick right here….. Sexy as hell.

she is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Does anybody here really look at that woman and not only at her hair and clothes? Her Body is smoking hot and her Face is really pretty! She might dress akward and could do with some hair, but can´t you look past that and see that she´s actually 'the bomb'? Calling her ugly is not even superficial, that´s blind. Take a second look once or twice, won´t hurt you.

yeah at first i was a bit shocked, but after a couple of looks at those photos, she is fucking hot

it's like stealth sexy, she's camouflaged so she can hang out with the common (ugly) people

I bet she fux's like a rabbit!

Which rapper is it that likes little boys? If it isn't Kanye, it is now. Looks like a 13 year old boy.


You wouldn't want to get it, either.

Actually now, get rid of the head, hyper-mega skank tattoos, cigarette, weird poses, and get her some clothes you didn't find in a dumpster behind a meth lab, and that might work.
Sounds like a lot of work though. Why bother?

Can't be sure about the face. Looks like she should be on a junk boat selling fish or something.

Here she is with a photoshopped waist. I guess the face can stay. Maybe.
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/amber_rose#35925
http://risea07.wordpress.com/2009/02/09/

yes! she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallloving Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!!

All men who shave their faces are closet transsexuals.

what i don't get is why would you bleach your hair WHEN IT IS THAT SHORT ??

i have never, ever commented on this ridiculous and often humorous site, but seriously? has anyone even looked at her face? she's quite pretty.

just because a girl shaves her head does not mean she's masculine. it means she has short hair. to me, amber appears petite as far as bone structure goes. i'd call her pretty girly.

i agree with a previous poster, though, regardless if those clothes are "in" or not, they look god awful. stretch waist shorts? they're terrifying. outside of that, holy fuck, does she have a great body.

shameless,dramatic pose of big butt sandpaper woman.' Look at me i'm going to get rich on the back of that little monkey.Am i a celebrity now?'

Arrogant,dumb bitch.But at least she's the allowance of Kanye West,what makes him dumb as well.Hope the folks in the back just finished their dinner.It wouldn't be very appetizing when she turns on her waterjet propulsion.

There're more of these arrogant,shameless creedos folks.Always pointing to the other direction.

Really? You don't get it? Her ass is huge. Done.

And she carries a huge orange purse.

If she was a sheep then i would like to shave her,and weave from the wool a warm coat.I'm always trying to avoid to point to opposite direction.I'm not arrogant,i've a willing ear.

I heard that he would do anything for a blonde dyke, so this actually makes sense to me.

I would keelhaul this worthless con in public on a old bad maintained ship.Believe me,that always works.

My patient is notorious but not endless.

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For everyone who is interested - she's half Italian and alf Cape verdean... whatever the hell that it. Just saw her spread in Smooth Magazine.... very "classy"......

She's Italian and Cape Verdean. You can see her in Smooth Magazine. she's also a Lesbian and her girl friend is extra pissy about dumping her for KAnye once he started spoiling her with gifts... grrreeaaat

she looks like a retarded post-op transformer. obviously a decepticon.

You can't take anything people say on the internet seriously, and on the superficial it's all over the top because - well - we are allowed to be silly and irreverent.

Nonetheless, all you have to do is find other photos of her and you'll see that this is actually a woman - a very attractive woman, in nearly every context, if that's what you like. There are photos of her here:

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/amber_rose

She's very cute, actually. The thing to keep in mind is that celebrities are generally very unclean and rather abominable folks, so outside of the majority of racists and nihilist participants on this forum, I can see why people might be turned off by this woman. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole either and I'm a non-white male.

The think that turns me off instantly is the cigarette. People who smoke ANYTHING are self-loathing and there are few things as unattractive as a woman with a cigarette in her mouth.

She's just another freshly shaven ape.

#195 - Was that you shouting at the top of your lungs at the movies the other day, reminding us all they were actors and not really superheroes? When did they let you out of the funny farm?

#197.

Nope. I haven't posted on this site in 2 years, and when I did, it was under another name.

This is fun. I rate enough to be attacked and insulted by a guy on the Superficial. Have I arrived yet?

Her face looks like Napolean Dynamite while he's thinking. Her hair looks like Joseph Goebbels. Her body looks like every other, grody, street hooker.

My ass hurts....... wait....... oh THERE'S my big black rubber dildo!

That's one ugly sheboon.

The rappers and their rap crap videos love to put cheap looking whores on their videos so why not date one?

#110 axel

you can suck my dick too
just get in line after your mother and father

ya bitch

"I hate both of you ebony and ivory mother fuckers.... I TELL YOU!!!!!"

What the hell? I think she looks good. She has a very pretty face and dares to be different!!

It is a f-ugly cross dresser.
Very fitting for the ass clown it poses with.

It takes a no-talent ass clown to date a no-talent ass clown

Kanye is a racist BITCH! I hope his tranny rams a baseball bat up his ass


sideways!


Fuck you Kanye you douchbag bitch!

Kanye is a racist BITCH! I hope his tranny rams a baseball bat up his ass


sideways!


Fuck you Kanye you douchbag bitch!

best post ( #88 ) hilarious
hate Kanye - March 2, 2009 4:11 PM

I love all the hate for this fucking racist. Yes Kanye white people DO HATE YOU!! your girl friend is a scank looking tranny and looks like you gave her aids fuck bag. I really wish you or one of your idiot friends would read what we really think of you. I can't wait until you become another fucking hack artist and vanish along with the rest of your talentless fuck-face friends.

YOU SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Isn't that the dude who gave Hugh Grant a blow job in his car or something? You people shouldn't pick on Kanye because he likes to fuck dudes...you should pick on him because he's a whiny lipsyncing bitch. Don't be haters.

WOW!!!! I think it's because all the black woman know what a pshyko he is and so he has to take what's available to him. We need to contact Mars and tell them to take back their Martian.

She's actually not that bad. Her clothes are atrocious for sure, but I've seen other pictures of her and she's damn gorgeous. She's half italian and half something else, I can't remember.

When she's dressed nicer she looks gooooood.

Imagine how smelly the shits that come out of that ass are... close your eyes and imagine she smells she secretes into the toilet.

Imagine how smelly the shits that come out of that ass are... close your eyes and imagine the smells she secretes into the toilet.

Those are some really cute shoes she's wearing.

This 'woman' is ABSOLUTELY disgusting. I bet Kanye does her anal-doggy, so it looks like he's banging a man with a bald head and a perky ass! She'd have man shoulders and back, so what the f**k difference would it make?? He HAS to be gay, I don't know any man on Earth, besides homos or sick freaks that would go within 10 miles of that shaven chimp! She must think she's such hot shit....you're f**king FOUL and you should be shot by some zookeeper and taken back to your cage. Filthy whore! For Kanye to think he's some sort of God, he sure likes the low-life scum peasant look!

Who cares if she is pretty I would be so embarassed if this was my friend walking with me down the street. If you have respect for yourself you don't need to act like this for attention.

I mean look at pic 4 she has cellulite but in her magazine spread where she is naked she is flawless.....she is fake.

Yea really hot wearing a sports bra and a denim vest with 90s style cut off shorts and then top it with 5 inch heels. I would be so embarassed to wear this it's like please stare at me ...pathetic


Looks like a hooker for predatory clowns.

She's not black, she's beige...and those shorts appear to have elastic in the waist...

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what a fucking waste of space...those fugly shorts barely hide your dick, ya fugly piece of shit

fuck ya ni99az im outta here......

I'm sorry but reenacting 'Pretty Woman' in real like, is terribly unattractive.

erkle shaved his head?

i beat ya ugly bitch!

Blacks like Cellulite.

Duh you guys.

wow... kanye has a thing for chipmunks! hello, theodore!

Kanye will do anything for a blond dyke. To make it last longer.

i love her body though. her arms are toned and her ass is so spankable. she needs a new head

She hideous, cheap and tacky but so is he!!!!
Waste of time dumb asses.

Wel if she had hair she would be much nicer to look at ... .

Now I ain't sayin she a Golddigger...

her handbag is actually worth $2,300 ........ what a waste on her

wow. They got same haircuts. Oh eww

She looks nuts. But she's also got a smoking bod.

She may be geek-chic smart, which is definitly okay coupled with the sexin figure she's got.

I'm guessing, from the looks of her, she fucks like an animal.

Kayne is a pretentious douche, no doubt. But his choice of woman is may be quality and have more depth than the vast majority of you pathetic masturbators that read this site will ever experience.

Amber Rose (insert last name) is my real name....

he DID say he'd do anything for a blonde dyke....

Okay....does nobody see that she's BALD!?
wtf....and why is she dressing like that?
It's dressing
like a dumbass just to be different....
that's shit.

LOL @ 226

She does look like Theodore! That shit cracked me up

She looks weird. Some girls can do the whole shaved head thing, then the rest of us can't. And it seems like she went dumpster diving for her clothes. But she is very pretty in the face.

WTF??!! I've had two kids and I look a HELL of a lot better than that....

YUCK!!! That dude looks weird!! What a triple bagger!!!

YUCK!!! That dude looks weird!! What a triple bagger!!!

There are only two types of men, that wouldn't find this girl attractive. A man who is homosexual, and a man who was born without penis.

exactly, how bad is her eyesight? like -7/-7 Wow a prostitute with the eyesight power of stevie wonder nice catch.


Wow, this crap got plenty of posts.

@243 - How about a man who isn't suicidally desperate for a hole to fuck, and a man who has too much pride to be seen with a dyke hooker clown in public? Surely Kanye has access to hundreds of equal or superior bodies without that pitiful cry for attention attached to the top.

Some women can get away with extremely short hair. This one should try a batman cowl.

Its the ass thats all I can think of and shes weird looking so he thinks its cool. He would he shit if it was cool.

Freak

Freak

anyone who has something bad to say about her obviously has been brainwashed by mainstream media's idea of beauty. it's time to stop thinking women need to look like victoria's secret angels and be super skinny with long (usually fake) hair. most people can't appreciate someone like amber rose, which is obviously why so many of you have ripped on her.

she's fucking awesome, very hot.


She looks like a model. Odd, but pretty. I'll bet she makes A LOT of money in Europe where they will appreciate her. Americans have a very limited understanding of beauty. Her outfit is strange, but her body is stunning - elegant but sexy.

I'm willing to bet she makes more money as a model than the people who are trashing her make at their crappy jobs.

Check out this picture of her. She's beautiful.
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/amber-rose-and-kanyea65f681.jpg

I think these are just bad shots of her.

Why is there so much insane racism on this site. That what I don't get.

Nobody else would be stupid enough to date this loser

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I'm liking it! This is N.Y. fly and this babe is hot on so many levels. Definitely not a look a metrosexual would find pleasing.

I'm liking it! This is N.Y. fly and this babe is hot on so many levels. Definitely not a look a metrosexual would find pleasing.

Its like she has Andy Dickorexia.

She is utterly disgusting. Gross, ugly, and disgusting. I bet his mother is turning in her grave at the trash he is dating now. Ick.

Let me clarify...I did not say she's ugly. I do not think she is ugly. And her body? Hot. Who cares if she has cellulite? There's nothing you can do about that. Even the skinniest of women have cellulite. Her hair? Who cares. I have no issue with her hair. I have a problem with the fact that she is smoking...that is disgusting. It makes her look so trashy, standing there with a lighter and cigarette. Gross. Imagine kissing that mouth? Can you say ASHTRAY? And she just looks unclean, as well. Nothing in particular...she just gives off an "unclean" vibe. She just looks like white (or mixed or multiracial...whatever) trash to me.

Okay, I did put 'ugly' in post #1, but I was referring to her "outfit", not her. That's fashionable? It's ridiculous.

She looks like a dude. So I guess Kanye is GAY.

This women is super hot and if you guys don't see that...you're fags.

Shes hot but she would look better with HAIR. hello

I don't get it either, but I have only one word "NASTY."
I think they perhaps both deserve each other, because he is not an attractive dude himself. He has a weird way about him and it does not surprise me at all the kind of women he attracts. WEIRD!!!

Haven't you all notice how people in the background are just staring at her?
Also, I know it is comfortable for some to wear casual clothes while shopping, but this gal just over did it.

i love kanye and the people who hate black folks u should be ashamed wat if u were born black
did they ask God 2 be black?Do u also hate obama? then move to another country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y everybody hatin? Kanye is who he is and she not bad looking...she sexy...slutty or whatever...she still sexy....lots of you who say she nasty would be the first ones getting their rocks all hard if he gave them the time of day.......and I'm not even a Kanye West fan....but I'm not a hater either.....let that man get his!

This is one serious group of insecure comment-ers
yes I say insecure, because if you weren't,
you wouldn't be so quick to point out the flaws people
supposedly have rather than take a good look at yourselves
get out of your boxes people, not everyone looks the same or
has the same fashion sense if you don't like the fucking outfit
leave it at that and move on with your lives
godamn, I'm not a psycho fan of Kanye or anything but I think
they make an alright couple

Look, all of you are haters. She is a pretty chick wearing something she feels good in! I looove wearing things that I feel good in, I dont know about all of you. And Kanye found someone he can be happy with. I think all of you are mad that you ahven't found anyone to put up with your b.s. get over yourselves and give the girl some love! She is NOT a man. You are all crazy and I think you need to spend more time with yourselves and less time hating on other people, get a hobby or something, maybe a job?

Play her off key board cat!

I think he just got beer goggles on with all that alcohol he drinks. After he becomes sober I don't think we'll be seeing her around anymore lol

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