Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel: A Love Tested

All he's gotta do is say, C'mon baby....I gotta DIAB just for you.

Jessica has become such a stuck up snob. She sucks as an actress, has a good body, but requires a lot to keep it from turning into a slab of bacon.

The best role she ever had was when she was dead for the majority of the movie.

He needs to go' head be gone wit it.

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Im guessing JT gave her the test of walking backward already...keep her hanging JT...

He looks like a young Woody Allen in these pictures.

Last night I stuck my thumb in my butt and it hurt.

her hair looks greasy in these pics..reminds me of asian girls who wash their hair once a week and it ends up looking all greasy and smelly looking by day 2...

her hair looks greasy in these pics..reminds me of asian girls who wash their hair once a week and it ends up looking all greasy and smelly looking by day 2...

Pfft....c'mon...Jrzmommy is so '07. Get with it, motherfucker. Damn.

@7 is that you wally?

@ that's original, troll.

@11 - that reeks of Wally.

Too bad about the face. There's nothing wrong with each individual part but it fits together oddly and gives her a harsh, not particularly attractive look. Great natural looking body, though. Oops - and very little acting talent. So: too bad about the face...

I lost my kid at the NJ State Fair back in '07 so I changed my name.

I do believe I was just called a tight ass? Something? I dunno.

I like them both, so I got nothing snarky to say. Although, I really don;t care if they are together or apart. It would be nice if Jess's hot piece of ass was back on the market though.

My kid was a fucking gimp with Bell's Palsy...I'm glad I lost the little fucker.....with his stupid fucking frozen face. I don't even miss 'em.

The quote from the magazine is sort of hilarious, as written. Jessica is jealous of Justin looking at other women not because she wants him to be faithful, but because she wants to fuck the other women first. Meanwhile, Justin is flirting with all the women so that they'll introduce him to their boyfriends. And if they move in together, the only thing we know for sure is that there will be lots of lube and dildos.

I'm confused. Too many trolls.

@18 i resemble that remark! PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

you show me a perfect girl, and i'll show you a girl some other guy is tired of fucking. never rung truer than right here folks.

I hate these hats, they are horrible. Paired with glasses, it gives the impression that there is a fake nose, you know those carnival outfits.

Things just got weird in here... I know that sounds redundant, but still...

God damn #18, that's fucking harsh. Ya'll are some cold-hearted motherfuckers man. Damn.

Looks like Jessica and her rabbi.

Looks like Jessica and her rabbi.

Well, so much for some Friday afternoon fun on the Fish.....Fun has been Trolled Out again.

#18 - You are a LOSER. I really hope u are not a parent. Maybe you should get lost.....don't think people would miss u much. Not with a heart like that!!!!

Has anyone ever tried to read the mindless bullshit on Gwenyth Paltrow's website called goop? oh. my. god. there's 3.5 minutes I'll never get back.

29--that's my troll.

Actually, it's my troll's troll. It's all very complicated and gay.

Man, rock and a hard place Justin.

Let's analyze this:

1. Stick with Jessica. Have doggy style sex every night with THE best ass in town. I mean, there's actual websites devoted to her ass. If she gives up the balloon knot, propose tonight, no exceptions.

2. Break up. Be able to go anywhere in the world (Turks & Caicos, French Riviera, Europe, etc) and fuck all kinds of exotic women with no regard.

That's always one of the problems of going on vacation. I was in Puerto Rico last year with my girlfriend. The whole ftime all I could think of is how much more fun it would be if my college buddies were there becuase we'd be fucking all the pieces of ass at the pool bar for a week straight (is that bad).

eh fuck it. Dump her man, you're rich, you're a celebrity. You can "settle down" when your 50. Live it up

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Well, duh.
And he looks like Woody Allen.
Together, they have the sex appeal of a rabbit turd.

What is the appeal of this man? I don't find him sexy or cute in the least, and I'm a heterosexual woman--supposedly his target audience.

Plus, his music sucks ass.

Oh, and I hope they break up so Britney will think it's about her. bwahahaha

What does "complicated and gay" mean?

Complicated and gay could mean several things.....it could mean anything from the past history of some of us here to Zac Efron's relationship with Vanessa Hudgens.

JRZ - See I'm very confused.....guess I haven't been around long enough. Maybeeeee if I stick around, I'll get it.....or maybe not. Either way doesn't matter all very interesting. Hope ur Friday's a great one thus far.

Hang on to her ears and don't let go until it comes out her nose. THAT's how she'll move out on her own...and he won't look like such a jerk. Win - win.

If they do move into an apartment together, I'd be happy to give Justin pointers about how to decorate his closet!

He should be a gentlemen and break up w/ her.

That guy can have sex w/ about 85% of the entire world's population of hotties. A different stunner every night.

He should be truthful and admit that as much as he loves Jessica he really in good conscience cannot pass up all of the grade A ass the world has to offer.

#41 - Tommy Boy - Pay attention, doesn't say move in, it says move out. They already live together.

@42

Amen brother.

#43 don't be glib.

if he walks around NYC in that stupid hat and that stupid scarf I hope he gets his ass beat.

Who the fuck cares...seriously?

Jessica is the type of girl that I'd totally let beat my ass on a regular basis so long as she also beat me off. Fair trade, I'd say.

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I cant believe little girls think this boy is hot, look at him, he looks like a nerd- without the intellect.

Here we have a curvy woman who I find attractive. I'm not gay and I'm not attracted to women who appear to be anorexic or who look like skinny boys. But I do not find Kim Kardashian attractive. If she and Jessica Biel are both curvy, then we need to find another term or modify "curvy" with an adjective so that we can distinguish between Kim and Jessica. For Jessica is hot and Kim is NOT.

Deal with it.

Well she's worked to max her figure but Alpha Dog ain't gonna stick with it.
He just can't do it. Don't dig his music but the guy is on the list of every semi-celebrity wannabe skank coast to coast.

What a pick of the personalityless he can get. And when you are in that phase, nothing is going to change it for a while.

So Biel locking him down ain't happening. That Alpa Dog don't hunt.
He just lines'em up. Shoot wot a lucky dude.

Jessica, major HOT. JT, if u give her up or Frak it up, u are an IDIOT!

A good player knows when to hit the brakes!

It's all about timing!??

Do you see that temporary red bump on my forehead? That's from the last time when i had to jump on the brakes!

Nah,why doesn't he focus more on her feminine hips!?

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Look at those stupid iPod headphones. You'd think that people with money, especially someone dating a person in the music industry, would purchase headphones that actually sound good. What a hoor.

holy shit!, for a moment there i thought she was with woody allen.
ol' dusty craterlake sure as hell is rockin the lame.

she looks like shes been hitting up too much yay yo. that or timberlake kept her up all night plugging her in the butt

I wouldn't touch HIM even if I had a big big big stick in my hand.
And she's probably a miracle: lookie, that's a braindead person walking around!

He wanted to look as ca MATURE FAGGOT from now on?
..........................MISSION COMPLETED, folks!!

He may want to ditch the "hey look I'm really gay" scarf.

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The best way to go about this is the old "I'm gonna run down to the corner and get a pack of cigarettes, I'll be back in a minute." She'll stop calling in about a month. Next time you see her she'll say something about needing closure, but you can pretty much talk your way out of that...or have ex-sex.

1. She's starting to show her age; her face is getting baggy.

2. He's never been a handsome fellow; small pig eyes, shrew-like mouth.

He needs to ditch her now while he can still catch the babes.

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What's with the Elvis Costello costume, Justin?

#6 Actually he overheard someone say that Elvis Costello was a cool guy, and had his own "unique look" JT though "Wow I need a unique look too so I'll dress just like him!"

Yeah,..he's not really a rocket scientist.

She is one of the most beautiful girls in the world. Lucky dude

At least two people have beat me to saying he looks like Woody Allen lately...but DAMN! Its true! Thats what happens when people get in a relationship. Everyone likes to talk about how women "let themselves go"....but men do too! Not that I ever bought into Justins tossle-haired-moppet look.....(I like his singing and dancing but his looks do nothing for me) but he sure looks like an old married man (an old married man in a Groucho glasses-plastic-nose get-up). And not HAPPILY married either. I havent seen a Happy justin photo in months. Time to break up, get a make-over and start fresh. C'mon , JT, chop chop. Get the sexyback!

How could he not be staring at her, she's gorgeous!

Why are Jessica and Justin breaking up..dey look great together..

Yep they broke up and he was found dating some other girl which I dont remember her name

They are looking good together..

Look like a old married man.

Many beautiful boys and girls there!!!

Both looking fresh fresh..

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