Mar 31 2009Jonathan Rhys Meyers still making weird faces
It's been a while since Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his freakish stares have been on the site, so here he is at the third season premiere of The Tudors last night. I can't tell if he's sincerely trying to make his "beautiful face" for the camera or just convincing me he's a vampire. Either way I fashioned a crucifix out of those white thingies from the women's room. Who's on God's good side now, Nosferatu?
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Ick. - March 31, 2009 4:27 PM
This guy always looks about 1 hour away from an overdose to me. I'm waiting.
2. Que - March 31, 2009 4:27 PM
Que who?
3. Obama - March 31, 2009 4:30 PM
Why is it that;
7 out of 10 african americans are criminals.
2 out of 10 european americans are criminals.
4 out of 10 hispanic americans are criminals.
1 out of 10 asian americans are criminals.
Yet the african americans claim to be the most advanced culture?
Is there something we need to correct here, do you want to read the truth?
4. http://www.popduds.com - March 31, 2009 4:30 PM
I'm not feeling that facial hair, bleh.
5. Angry Face - March 31, 2009 4:30 PM
I think hes hot, love that Tudors show.
6. Jen - March 31, 2009 4:34 PM
Looks like he's holding his breath. And what is that white shit in the corners of his mouth in the last pic?
7. Jrz - March 31, 2009 4:34 PM
He'd be fuckin hot if he weren't such a homo.....or if I was a gay dude.
8. Touch a Vagina, Sad Troll - March 31, 2009 4:36 PM
@3
Seriously? Every goddamn day with that shit. Honestly, I will send you money via PayPal so you can get yourself a hooker. Maybe that'll stave off your racist bullshit. I dunno. Did it stop after you had sex with your mother? (Need a reply before sending money.)
9. Mike Hawk - March 31, 2009 4:40 PM
Ghey
10. Jrz - March 31, 2009 4:41 PM
What the fuck?
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Dead-Bird-Doesnt-Fly-at-BWI.html
11. Jrz - March 31, 2009 4:44 PM
"Soon we will launch an attack in Washington that will amaze everyone in the world," Mehsud told The Associated Press by phone. He provided no details.
Okay, now...if I were a Taliban terriorist douchebag.....I wouldn't TELL everyone I'm gonna fuck shit up BEFORE I fuck shit up. I'd fuck shit up and THEN brag about how amazing I am.
They is some BACKWARDS assed motherfuckers.
12. Pat - March 31, 2009 4:47 PM
Is there such a thing as a male nipple slip? Because he's awfully close there in the first pic. But I think he's more into an anus slip (not to be confused with skid marks on a sheet after a girl gets on top and vigorously fucks a guy who never learned how to wipe properly).
13. Yay! - March 31, 2009 4:48 PM
Yay! # 8!!!
14. Uncle Sam - March 31, 2009 4:50 PM
Why bother attacking? Our own Wall Street criminals already did more damage than any terrorist could.
15. yawn - March 31, 2009 4:51 PM
#6
that white shit is dried up spit.. its common to people that do a lot of shit and dont have a water bottle nearby..
this guy has that lindsay lohan spaced out look..
16. Tom Cruise - March 31, 2009 4:53 PM
Bullshit. It's semen regurg. Tastes even better the second time.
17. justifiable - March 31, 2009 5:04 PM
There is a difference between brooding and pouting - he hasn't found it. And that open-mouth-see-my-sexy-tongue thing just makes him look like a horny ferret.
18. justifiable - March 31, 2009 5:05 PM
There is a difference between brooding and pouting - he hasn't found it. And that open-mouth-see-my-sexy-tongue thing just makes him look like a horny ferret.
19. casualencounters.com/blog/ - March 31, 2009 5:05 PM
He just looks sort of vacant and as though he hasn't gotten down with the media training mantra of SMILE AT ALL TIMES.
I'd hit it.
20. justifiable - March 31, 2009 5:06 PM
Thank you ,Fish, now I'm in stereo....
21. testing - March 31, 2009 5:12 PM
Why doesn't he age? Velvet Goldmine came out like 12 years ago and he looks the same! Ewan McGregor looks 10-15 years older now, so does Christian Bale...but he looks the same
22. c - March 31, 2009 5:13 PM
Look at me, I'm beautiful.
23. original girl - March 31, 2009 5:26 PM
Nobody's surprised by that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5FB-McQqA
24. *pointing and laughing* - March 31, 2009 5:57 PM
In that last pic he looks confused, like he's trying to think of his next pose...
25. Teen Angst - March 31, 2009 6:04 PM
Wow. Reminds me of the (female) brooding beauties you seen in fashion magazines. He could totally kill it if they had a male version of America's Next Top Model, he looks very into himself. I'll bet he's not very smart. ;)
26. Jennyjenjen - March 31, 2009 6:04 PM
@21 He's like a heroin addicted Dorian Gray..
27. Rachell - March 31, 2009 6:10 PM
lol It looks like he was getting coached by Heidi Montag in a couple of these pics.
HM: "yeah like, if you want a really sexy picture, you're gonna have to keep your mouth open"
28. Rachell - March 31, 2009 6:12 PM
lol It looks like he was getting coached by Heidi Montag in a couple of these pics.
HM: "yeah like, if you want a really sexy picture, you're gonna have to keep your mouth open"
29. wet newspaper - March 31, 2009 6:29 PM
Gaybar.
30. Nero - March 31, 2009 7:05 PM
Did he kiss Paris Hilton too!??
31. P. Diddy - March 31, 2009 7:07 PM
DSL and a tight mouth! perfect for sucking my cock!!
32. Your Friendly Pharmacist - March 31, 2009 7:09 PM
#6 -it's a side effect of the Thorazine...
33. B - March 31, 2009 8:56 PM
Who?
Honestly, I honestly have NO idea who this douchebag is. He doesn't seem to be worth the 6.3 seconds of my life it would take to Google him, either. "Here's some pictures of some douchebag you've never heard of, looking like a douchebag with too much money." Ok? This worth of a post why?
34. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/ - March 31, 2009 10:04 PM
He's got that glassy eyed thousand yard stare down though....I'll have what he's having ??
35. [u]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/[/u] - March 31, 2009 10:06 PM
or then again ...maybe I won't ...he could be on dust
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36. RaraAvis - March 31, 2009 10:12 PM
Srsly, dude, the eighties aren't back in style yet. Button your shirt, already.
37. lola - March 31, 2009 10:35 PM
Yuck
38. melinda - March 31, 2009 10:49 PM
He is soo hot!!!!!!! really honestly truthfully I would give anything for 15bminutes with him i would unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole if i could . SSooooo sexy
39. marty - March 31, 2009 10:50 PM
god he is so fucking ugly. he looks like a deformed kid
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41. gerard Vandenberg - March 31, 2009 11:01 PM
I think this is some practise for sucking a PENIS, folks!!
42. mike - April 1, 2009 6:44 AM
that's his "Blue Steel"...or perhaps his "El Tigre"...
43. cassie - April 1, 2009 6:58 AM
he's so sexyyyy...love his lips and eyes...why are hot boys like this so rare?!
damn you, cruel world!
44. mikeock - April 1, 2009 8:36 AM
douchebag says what?
45. Jana - April 1, 2009 9:28 AM
Look at his pupils - isn't he on heroin? (seriously...)
46. RichPort's Ghost - April 1, 2009 9:32 AM
His nude male wrestling name is The Velvet Spike.
47. sunshine - April 1, 2009 12:21 PM
Channeling Golum, my Precious?
48. qtpie - April 1, 2009 10:42 PM
He's sooo hot! I love him! He has beautiful eyes!! I think he was just caught talking in that shot... Sorry... I suppose the people you're used to thinking attractive are the expressionless ones that just got pumped full of botox!
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50. Chin McJuggs - April 2, 2009 4:03 AM
In pics 1 and 2 he's making his O-FACE, like in the ads that are all over The Superficial right now.
51. weknow - April 2, 2009 5:54 AM
waaaaaaassssteeed.
total smack face
52. Mister GaGa - April 3, 2009 7:10 AM
That boy's got a purty little mouth!
It must feel like fine velvet when it's on my shank of love.
53. Mister GaGa - April 3, 2009 7:10 AM
That boy's got a purty little mouth!
It must feel like fine velvet when it's on my shank of love.
54. dew - April 3, 2009 9:26 AM
I've read that he's a big drunk, so those facial shots make more sense now.
55. nativenyker - April 3, 2009 9:45 AM
He's hotness and can work his stare on me anytime!
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56. RichPort's Ghost - April 3, 2009 12:24 PM
That picture of him w/ mouth agape.... oh I'd do unspeakable things to him... BAD RICHPORT'S GHOST!!! BAD BOY!!!!
Besides, old RPG is more comfortable receiving the poke than giving it ("is it in yet?")
57. debutante - April 5, 2009 2:25 PM
He is totally gorgeous. However, he's been in rehab for alcohol abuse right after the 2nd season of the Tudors was over. Then after he got out of rehab, he was drunk in an airport and they refused to let him on the plane. Of course, he did the apology thing because he had thrown a tantrum.
But yeah, this doesn't look like he's drunk. HE looked pretty wasted at the Golden Globes too.
Hope he gets straightened out. Too young and too gorgeous and talented to be all messed up.
58. debutante - April 5, 2009 2:25 PM
He is totally gorgeous. However, he's been in rehab for alcohol abuse right after the 2nd season of the Tudors was over. Then after he got out of rehab, he was drunk in an airport and they refused to let him on the plane. Of course, he did the apology thing because he had thrown a tantrum.
But yeah, this doesn't look like he's drunk. HE looked pretty wasted at the Golden Globes too.
Hope he gets straightened out. Too young and too gorgeous and talented to be all messed up.
59. mike wolf - April 6, 2009 2:15 AM
He has Gay Coke Dry mouth.