Here's John Mayer hosting a cruise on "The Mayercraft Carrier" in Mexico and sniffing some dude's mankini tossed to him onstage. Now, usually, this is the part where I make a comment that causes women's pants to explode into mushroom clouds, but there really isn't much I can say that these pics aren't already communicating - so time for a nap. Thanks, John Mayer!
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Reader Comments
1. Megan - March 29, 2009 4:14 PM
He's such a cool guy. Look at all his cool tattoos. And his cool guy guitar. And his cool guy music that's not 100% generic and exactly like everything else on the radio and MTV. Gosh. Such a cool guy.
2. Nero - March 29, 2009 4:24 PM
Ⅱ!
3. Nero - March 29, 2009 4:25 PM
He's obviously not always twittering!
4. toni - March 29, 2009 4:34 PM
is that fucker snorting some crusty draws, or what?
5. Karri - March 29, 2009 4:35 PM
hm.... I don't even know.....
6. Gando - March 29, 2009 4:35 PM
Love boat!?
7. Karri - March 29, 2009 4:37 PM
wait, here's something that needs to be said.....
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8. juniper - March 29, 2009 4:39 PM
wheres tenille?
9. Darth - March 29, 2009 4:40 PM
He's trying to tell everybody he isn't gay!
10. clown - March 29, 2009 4:41 PM
awww
that's what you get from dating jennifer aniston...
11. clown - March 29, 2009 4:41 PM
awww
that's what you get from dating jennifer aniston...
12. BillyBob - March 29, 2009 4:42 PM
AHHHHH Now it finally makes sense why he broke up with Jennifer Aniston. He really is so very flamingly gay!
13. Gando - March 29, 2009 4:43 PM
I'm missing the cowboy and fireman!
14. Galtacticus - March 29, 2009 4:47 PM
Sniff,eww! This is Jennifer's one!
15. SoTe - March 29, 2009 4:50 PM
DOUCHE!!!
16. Rhialto - March 29, 2009 4:52 PM
Who's he! What's he doing here? Who's reponisble!?
17. Galtacticus - March 29, 2009 4:57 PM
Gay tennis-outfit!
18. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 29, 2009 5:00 PM
I'll bet he played a few octaves higher on this boat!
19. casualencounters.com/blog/ - March 29, 2009 5:33 PM
I understand where you're coming from regarding exploding pants, because I have an unfortunate condition whereby sometimes I destroy people's pants using only the power of my mind. True story.
20. fitzwilly - March 29, 2009 5:36 PM
Love, exciting and new.
Come aboard. We're expecting you.
21. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - March 29, 2009 5:54 PM
Holy Shit, he's totally gay. The missing member of the Village People.
22. Andrew - March 29, 2009 5:56 PM
It's not called a mankini, it's called a banana hammock. Haven't you seen Borat?
23. Monkey's Bone - March 29, 2009 5:56 PM
HOLY SHIT BATMAN !!!!
My gaydar started going off as soon as I saw that picture !!
"Mayer-McFag"
24. henrietta - March 29, 2009 6:00 PM
Closet Gay!
25. I LOVE JOHN MAYER - March 29, 2009 6:24 PM
Thanks for posting these sexy pictures of John. I also think the mankini pictures were funny. He has a great sense of humor and is a very talented musician. I love his white fitted shorts because it shows his sexy butt nicely! It sure beats the baggie ugly can't see a mans fit fgure baggie shorts that everyone wears. He totally looks rocking hot in the first pic!
26. Vince Lombardi - March 29, 2009 6:28 PM
He's actually sniffing his OWN "mankini." And that makes him EXTRA gay and lends a whole other level to the phrase, "Go fuck yourself." Real gay men won't fuck someone who dresses like Gopher. Thus he'll be stuck with the pre-menopausal Hollywood starlet set for years to come. At least he can't procreate that way.
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28. Valkyrie - March 29, 2009 6:45 PM
LOLOL
This guy just doesnt take himself seriously. I love that even though I do not like his music.
It figures this crowd wouldnt find it funny. Most here are very suspiciously worried about which guy seems gay. You all are.
29. RichPort's Ghost - March 29, 2009 7:01 PM
My gay ass would toss this fucker's salad!
30. Alex - March 29, 2009 7:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nUXRBleHvY
31. phoring - March 29, 2009 7:30 PM
Just nasty
32. Drizzle - March 29, 2009 7:49 PM
BAWHAAHAHA i am actually laughing out loud from this set of photos. It might also be the fact that in the backgroud i can hear playing "GayBar"-Electirc Six
33. Amy - March 29, 2009 7:56 PM
He's Hot
34. Fuck U - March 29, 2009 8:02 PM
OMG!!!!
How many times have I told everyone that that fatherfucker was gay?!
Dam, what a fuckin fag. You know he's your next boytoy Fish.....
He is NOT hot!!!
Fuck everybody who says he is!!!
35. Felicity Bramble - March 29, 2009 8:20 PM
Those are some super short. Honestly who would want to wear them.
36. Judy S - March 29, 2009 8:25 PM
I think he is sniffing his own green swimsuit saw it on him in another shot. Looks like a scene from the old show Love Boat...so bad he is just weird.
I just don't get the big deal with him & why he gets the girls unless they aren't sharing the obvious.
37. Ellie - March 29, 2009 9:04 PM
I bet he'd make out with himself, if it was physically possible...
38. huh? - March 29, 2009 9:23 PM
If he was twice as cool as he tries to be, he'd be half as cool as he thinks he is.
39. Gruby - March 29, 2009 9:23 PM
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40. Donkey Dong - March 29, 2009 9:25 PM
This is one of the few...few....celebrities that has a great sense of humor and can laugh at himself unlike so many of these other cockknockers.
And he's actually talented unlike Paris, Kim Lardassian, and Lindsey Cokeface!
You rock John!
41. Francis Xavier - March 29, 2009 9:47 PM
I wish this guy would just go away. Jennifer needs to get as far away from this guy as possible for her own self image.
42. humpinfrog - March 29, 2009 10:48 PM
Wow! Since Greek women are said to enjoy/encourage anal sex, I can only assume gay men with hairy asses turns him on. And I'm not Jennifer Aniston. Seriously. I'm not. Faggot.
43. Danklin24 - March 30, 2009 12:23 AM
I like John's music but ive gotta say thats one gay ass sleeve. Roses? Seriously John?
44. gerard Vandenberg - March 30, 2009 1:14 AM
you desperately need new friends?
..................................ACT LIKE A FAGGOT, folks!!
45. Zee Brat - March 30, 2009 1:54 AM
lol. I love John Mayer.
46. Bess - March 30, 2009 4:14 AM
He's still hot. Meow.
47. adaford - March 30, 2009 5:19 AM
123
48. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 30, 2009 5:19 AM
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50. Bev Wong - March 30, 2009 5:53 AM
This guy at least has a sense of humour...he doesn't take himself too seriously like most celebs
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51. Emma - March 30, 2009 6:37 AM
who wears short shorts?! HE WEARS SHORT SHORTS!
52. mikeock - March 30, 2009 6:51 AM
At least he's not making that face he makes when he's playing guitar. You know the one - the face where he looks like he's trying to pass an 8 pound turd.
53. sarah - March 30, 2009 6:58 AM
he is a total cock
54. John Mayer shaved my balls - March 30, 2009 7:06 AM
such a fucking poser.
55. Zee Brat - March 30, 2009 7:29 AM
@54
What exactly is he posing as? A wannabe John Mayer? You fucking idiot.
56. 1moreidiotintheworld - March 30, 2009 7:42 AM
someone should have warned us ahead of time so that we could have sank that whole fucking gay-fest to the bottom of the ocean with a few torpedos.....
57. RichPort's Ghost - March 30, 2009 8:25 AM
Captain Stubing.
58. lo - March 30, 2009 9:06 AM
i wish he was my boyfriend. obviously he is SO cool.
59. phil - March 30, 2009 9:39 AM
He gazed lustfully at a hot young groupie, slowly sniffed his finger, and whispered "this smells delicious...."
A minute earlier he had stuck the finger up his ass.
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61. Heli - March 30, 2009 10:07 AM
GAy-Gay-GAy!
Bet he filled that boat up with gay men and fat despert women because they are the only ones following him.
62. Greg - March 30, 2009 10:38 AM
John Gayer will have to pose with Jennifer Aniston to stop the gay talk again. That's why he started with her in the first place. Jen is a tool to be used.
63. hendero - March 30, 2009 11:53 AM
Donald Duck just called John Mayer and asked for his outfit back.
64. lola - March 30, 2009 4:19 PM
I think everyone should get out, have fun and break social taboos. You only live once, so why do we limit ourselves to button-downs and khakis? I think this shows confidence and, although I still dislike John Mayer, see nothing wrong with stepping outside of the box. I am a straight woman who thinks guys are sexy and allowed to dress up
65. I call 'em as I see 'em - March 30, 2009 4:25 PM
The irony here is that if "The Love Boat" were still on the air, John Mayer is exactly the kind of "Z-list" celebrity whom they would have as a guest star.
That show was an absolute trainwreck, and I'm buying every season now that it's coming out on DVD.
It is so ultra bad, it's transcendent.
66. d e nial - March 30, 2009 7:06 PM
Why are all you people so judgemental?
Just because a man kisses another man, takes his penis in his mouth, and places his penis in the other man's anus, doesn't make him gay! Does it?
67. OC Dee - March 30, 2009 7:22 PM
Thanks Superficial! I enjoyed the pictures! There is nothing wrong with a man wearing fitted clothes especially when he has a great shape!
68. wet newspaper - March 30, 2009 8:06 PM
LOLLLLLL
Fag.
Captain Wang himself.
I like the second last pic the best. He's thinking... Awwww yeaaaa.
69. The Competition - March 30, 2009 11:25 PM
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70. allison - March 31, 2009 1:14 AM
mmmmmmm
DAMN BOY
71. Angie - March 31, 2009 3:31 AM
This guy will do anything to stay in the spotlight! Him, Paris, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan, etc all need to be sent to a deserted island, and put us all out of our misery!
72. I LOVE JOHN MAYER - March 31, 2009 11:22 AM
#71
The big difference is that John actually has talent; he writes, sings, and plays his own hit songs! John looks hot!
73. Sharon - March 31, 2009 9:43 PM
John looks delicious.
74. Over 40 Hottie - March 31, 2009 10:17 PM
Thank you John for bringing back sexy and I love your variety of musical talent and your sense of humor. Back in the day men actually showed their body in public unlike the baggie style of today.
75. keith - April 2, 2009 2:13 AM
Those of you who refer to gay men as faggots...please die!
76. Van - July 6, 2009 11:47 PM
I like his music but he's kind of a freak. Seriously he looks like he should be guest starring on an episode of Reno911 int hta getup! It's the socks - straight out of 1972 gym class.
77. revitol review - October 2, 2009 9:02 PM
Just wow... the shorts are a little unnecessary. Cool hat though skipper!
78. Stretch Mark Removal Cream - October 23, 2009 2:22 AM
John Mayer is really a great singer..His music always rocks..And this is his style..Why people are jealous of those green pants...lol,...
79. Stretch Marks - October 24, 2009 12:07 AM
I like his music but he's kind of a freak.
80. Stretch Marks - October 24, 2009 12:08 AM
I like his music but he's kind of a freak.
81. Colon Cleansing - November 20, 2009 11:18 AM
I think this shows confidence and, although I still dislike John Mayer, see nothing wrong with stepping outside of the box.
82. Male Enhancement - November 20, 2009 11:19 AM
His music always rocks..And this is his style..Why people are jealous of those green pants
83. Resveratrol Extract - November 20, 2009 11:21 AM
Seriously he looks like he should be guest starring on an episode of Reno911 int hta getup! It's the socks - straight out of 1972 gym class.
84. Home Teeth Whitening - November 20, 2009 11:23 AM
John Mayer is exactly the kind of "Z-list" celebrity whom they would have as a guest star.
That show was an absolute trainwreck, and I'm buying every season now that it's coming out on DVD.
85. Acai Berry Juice - November 20, 2009 11:50 AM
There is nothing wrong with a man wearing fitted clothes especially when he has a great shape!
86. Extenze - November 20, 2009 1:58 PM
Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan, etc all need to be sent to a deserted island, and put us all out of our misery!