Mar 27 2009John Mayer can quit Twitter when he wants to
John Mayer trashed his Twittery God last night when asked about his obsession with the social networking service. He also claims to use at a highly intellectual level. Like that time he twootled about his mankini which was practically Plato-esque if you will. E! News reports:
"It's inherently silly and it's inherently dumb," the singer told me last night at the One Splendid Evening benefit for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation aboard the Carnival Splendor cruise ship in San Pedro, CA. "If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well...It's one step away from sending pictures of your poop."
So why does the Grammy-winner Twitter all the time?
"I've always communicated at a high level as best I can whether it's Twitter, Napster or message boards or wherever," Mayer said. "I don't have a devotion to Twitter. I didn't sell out to Twitter. You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it's something else you go and try out."
"You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter." Funny. I said the same thing about cocaine - in 1983. *SNOOORT* But I'm not devoted to it or anything.
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. beast man - March 27, 2009 11:15 AM
twiiter this! 1st
2. Dave - March 27, 2009 11:16 AM
Douche
3. Jrz - March 27, 2009 11:16 AM
Great....now the likes of John fuckin Mayer is lecturing us on spiritual enlightenment...CHECK PLEASE!
4. Beanie - March 27, 2009 11:16 AM
Communicated with Napster?
5. Dirk the Impailer - March 27, 2009 11:17 AM
John Mayer is a freak, and extremely overrated as a performer.
He chose using Twitter over banging Jennifer Aniston.
She is sort of a freak too, but a very hot one, so that makes him the king of the idiots in my book!!!!
6. >ThisGuy< - March 27, 2009 11:22 AM
Mayer needs to be locked up in a psyche ward. He really isn't entertaining he's more or less revolting. Especially after the release of that green 1 piece bathing suit photo. What the hell was that? and why did thesuperficial think anyone would WANT to see that?
It is simply because the editor of thesuperficial is actually homosexual. Look it up, you will find out for yourself, don't throw threats and uneducated remarks and comments. Do the research; use your google's ect. Then come back. Don't worry I'll wait.
No you can't find proof against it.
7. Richard McBeef - March 27, 2009 11:25 AM
He got tired of that annoying bitch and her wrinkled pussy. Twitter is a convenient excuse so he can go back and play that shit out for the fourth time after her pussy tightens back up.
8. Sportsdvl - March 27, 2009 11:27 AM
Why would ANYONE care what this douche bag has to say? His only redeeming quality was that he nailed Jennifer Anniston and even her needy ass realized he's a loser and dumped him.
9. Chairman of the Bored - March 27, 2009 11:36 AM
He Twittered all over her Facebook
10. Zanna - March 27, 2009 11:37 AM
@6- I hope The Superficial uses sitemeter and google earth to track you down and drop a deuce on you.
11. GuyHolly - March 27, 2009 11:44 AM
Soooooooooooo..........basically he is so insecure about his fame that he is begging fans to pay attetion to him.
GIVE IT UP YOU ATTETION WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
12. Janey - March 27, 2009 11:47 AM
Slap a beard and a turban on this twatwaffle and you got yourself a Bin Laden look-a-like.
13. GuyHolly - March 27, 2009 11:50 AM
#10 You seem awfully cheery today.
14. Janey - March 27, 2009 11:51 AM
Wait, exactly where was this guy during 9/11???? Holy fuck I think I just found Bin Laden!!
15. Janey - March 27, 2009 11:53 AM
Sweet Baby Jeebus!!!
Zanna!!!!!!!!!!!! Guy!!!!!!!!!!111 Jrz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just twittered my pants!!!!
16. Mr Driver Updates - March 27, 2009 11:58 AM
John Mayer is hot. His music is warm. Facebook is HOTTER than TWITTER. Fools!
17. GuyHolly - March 27, 2009 11:59 AM
#15-- it didn't happen unless there's video. ; )
18. RichPort's Ghost - March 27, 2009 12:12 PM
#6 - (puts on glasses, clears throat) After taking your little Pepsi Challenge and exhaustively scouring the internet on your directive for the last 49 minutes, and have come to the conclusion that you gargle with douche water. (takes off glasses)
19. Fuck U - March 27, 2009 12:13 PM
Oh please...you fuckin assholes on here are just as lame and gay as that fuckin fool "John"Gayer.
He's worse though...God!, I'll never forgive Fish for mankini thing...my eyes...my poor fuckin eyes!!!!!!!
Satisfied Fish, you fuckin turd...now I'm scarred for life!!
20. havoc - March 27, 2009 12:16 PM
#3 pretty much said it all.
I got nothing.
.
21. pete - March 27, 2009 12:16 PM
Mayer's twittered most of his adult life...except before the social network thing, it meant flicking his tongue around another guy's butthole.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
22. friendlyfires - March 27, 2009 12:18 PM
New Words:
Tweetybirds - obsessive Twitter posters who report every mundane detail and thought in their lives.
Sylvesters - people who don’t “get” Tweetybirds. Usually non-using pundits or tech fogeys or snobs.
Cranes - users constantly checking for any Tweetybirds latest tweets, usually “craning” their heads over their mobile devices.
23. Guy - March 27, 2009 12:24 PM
&4
Yes, he does it whilst cruising the interwebs
24. quake - March 27, 2009 12:25 PM
enjoy:
http://twitter.com/heidimontag
http://twitter.com/spencerpratt
25. Max Planck - March 27, 2009 12:27 PM
Wrote a couple of pop tunes. Making the most of it while it lasts. Bye!
26. Jrz - March 27, 2009 1:07 PM
Hi Pigs!!!! MWAH MWAH
27. gosyco - March 27, 2009 1:12 PM
mmmm - Twatwaffle
28. havoc - March 27, 2009 1:12 PM
Wrote a song about. Like to hear it? Here it go.
.
29. Jennyjenjen - March 27, 2009 2:19 PM
John Mayer: Noun- Follower, one who follows the crowd. Incapable of independent thought also known as a sheep. More commonly known by the street vernacular "douche". When used in a sentence it may sound like this: John Mayer and >This Guy< have many similar characteristics, they are both douches.
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31. >ThisGuy< - March 27, 2009 5:26 PM
What is most amusing to me is that I just took time out of your day. You really had to read my post, and then try to think about some smartass remark to try and smite me? That’s the best revenge I could get against your remarks. As soon as I’m done laughing at that, I will continue not to care.
32. jay - March 27, 2009 6:49 PM
He is INHERENTLY untalented, uninteresting, unintelligent, .....
33. Tanzarian - March 27, 2009 7:40 PM
So basically he'll exploit any popular medium to try and be relevant. Thankfully he has no idea what those are.
34. Jennyjenjen - March 27, 2009 7:53 PM
And so the cycle repeats itself...
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36. saw it, called it - March 28, 2009 3:06 AM
#7 Richard McBeef - yet another closeted gay refusing to admit his Mayer man-crush is also as queer as a $3 bill. Yeah, it's gotta be because her pussy's wrinkled, that's the turnoff. His wearing mankinis and twittering like a 16 year old girl is just a coinkidink, Mayer's a real pussy hound.
37. Rhialto - March 28, 2009 9:56 AM
I'm going to check a new cellphone soon! What's a good one!??
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39. Ali - March 29, 2009 7:47 AM
Douche.