Mar 2 2009Jennifer Aniston wants to be an action star. Sound familiar?

I would still do her

her chin could fight crime in an action movie.

Jen is smokin' hot! Absolutely no comparison between her and the skank Angelina.

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Love the 3rd "squeeze my boobs together" shot....

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That chick is a loser. I have spoken.

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I think she has a grating voice, that's not 'sexy' and she's so girl next door. plus friends was so cringeworthy nd the way they dronnnnnnnnnne out their words and yap things like 'YAH!!' LIKE, YAH!!
Also you wouldnt get angeline jolie acting along to canned laughter

To be nice, she kindof looks like a kitten and always wears nice fabric

The third photo is,according to my judgement,a serious attempt to get Brad Pitt back.I'll bet he has a boner now!

#9 Jennifer Aniston knows Brad Pitt like the inside of her pocket.She's wicked enough what to do to get him a boner.Did she do this every time when he got his final payment?

For someone who is 'so over' the divorce, Jen never misses an opportunity to talk about it. If it wasn't for Brad and Angie, Jen would never have this much publicity. As for a bond girl, the best she could do is 'dead girl in pool' a.k.a Plenty O'Toole in Diamonds are Forever!

For someone who is 'so over' the divorce, Jen never misses an opportunity to talk about it. If it wasn't for Brad and Angie, Jen would never have this much publicity. As for a bond girl, the best she could do is 'dead girl in pool' a.k.a Plenty O'Toole in Diamonds are Forever!

She's not bald enough for me.But i'd love to stretch tongues with pliers.

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she is so boring.

Since when does Angelina corner the market in Action Films? Last time I checked, she didn't own Hollywood. I hope Jen makes the transition and does well, as she has in the other genres.

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#3. Are you blind?!?!?

Brad Pitt upgraded in my opinion!!!! Jennifer is plain, boring and dull!! She is probably like a dead fish in bed! She better keep doing those shitty movies, she will never be anything other than a second rate actress who looks like a tranny!

Entering Action at 40? Does that seem right?............

She's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallmingle Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!! :-)

I love her. At 40, she rocks the house. Seriously, how many 40 years olds have a better body, better skin and look at hawt as her?? Anyone?? OK, so she is not skanky hawt like Angie, but she is not skany trashy like Angie either. jolie is a good time girl, Aniston a keeper. Just you watch, she and Pitt are done in 3 years or less.

Aniston may not be as classically beautiful as Jolie, but she is sweet, funny and waaaay more normal than that nutjob. Angelina is such a mental case, I can't imagine what man would take her any further than a one-night stand. There is a reason that she always plays neurotic, psychotic mental patients.

Do they still make snuff films? If so, it's about as much "action" as this fug hag's acting chops can handle.

Wow, Jen, I don't know if you could cut it in Mrs. Smith's part!

i love her dress and her jewelry!

#21. and #22.

Aniston is a keeper huh?!?! LMAO! I guess that's why Brad dropped the bitch so fast her tranny head was spinning! lol

Brad will never leave Angelina Jolie! That pussy is probably amazing! I'm sure she knows how to please him like no other!!!!!! Nobody every breaks up with Angelina, she dumbs them.

That women is a sex crazed lunatic.....she is every man's dream girl!!

Sex in the morning, sex in the evening, sex at supper time, when your dating Angelina you can have wild sex anytime!!!!!!

i love jennifer aniston. i think she is really pretty, smart, and REAL. more than i can say for miss jolie.

I don't know. 'Derailed' wasn't all that funny and pretty. I think she could do action, as long as she played so far against her clean-cut type (like Jim Carrey in The Number 23) that there'd be no semblence of her normal screen persona. I think she could do action better than some other female leads could do comedy. Comedy is harder than action.

Why did he post his personal ad on a celebrities and wealthy website named "Richromances.com".. Is he still a single?

100% has-been. Bury her now, alongside her leech of a career.

Ugly Jewelry. She needs to buy some real gems, with all the money she has made, what was she thinking.

She should go buy herself some nice stuff, not the ugly trash beads that she is wearing . I wonder if she is trying to make some type of ugly fashion statement, like I'm wearing a designer dress, but I'm really down to earth because I wear ugly Earth Mama beads. Jen, go to Beverly Hills, Now!, and buy yourself some nice gold and gem necklaces. The ugly Earth Mama look was over in the '70s.

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An action porn star. Thats all I want to watch her in. An all lezzie one. Show those bodasious tata's and let those eye popping nipples mesmerize everyone.

@26 - hun, how old are you? how many serious relationships have you had? when you have a family with a woman, it becomes about more than sex. Brad Pitt is not 25 any more. he needs more than a sex craze. and trust me, when you are his age, you will, too. and if you don't, well, that will just be very-very sad.

TRY PORN-STAR INSTEAD and I will guarantee you it will succeed!!

#21 and 22, i totally agreeeee.

jennifer aniston looks way younger than angelina, whos actually younger. angelina actually looks older than her real age.

they have two toally different careers. does anyone think angelina can pull off comedy? is it just me or does angelina always play ANGELINA in every role?

i think angelina is all used up. shes gross.

@36 no, it's not you. Angelina always plays Angelina - a psychopathic, unbalanced, inadequate sociopathic weirdo with "emotional problems" (c).

She's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallconnect Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!! :-)

Put her and Lindsay Lohan in a porn movie together. Add Lindsay mother and little sister and its a hit. Have you seen the "little" sister?

thats so friggin funny

she has the facial features of a Bat...... pointy chin, big ears. She could be BatGirl in the next BatMan movie...flying around, making ear-splitting screeching sounds, sucking up bugs and moths in those teeth.......go hang upside down in a dark cave somewhere......bitch and complain about Brangelina to the other bats until they all gang up on her and tear her to shreds and shit out her bones all over the guano splattered floors of the cave... I'd pay to see that movie.......

I won´t even mention how Jen is a plain jane with absolutelly no talent to play any character that doesn´t remind us all of Rachel Green and Angie is the hottest thing alive and an oscar nominee.
those are facts

what I just don´t get is how the hell jen comes off as the NICE as SWEET when she only spends her milions on herself and her time talkin about Brad dumping her wile Angie comes out as the selfish skank, doing all that humanitary work all over the world

you people are just so dumb

smell envy?

If she was as self-confident and together as she thinks she is, she wouldn't be doing naked poses in men's magazines. Way to prove you're nothing more than what you look like! She plays make believe for a living, and takes her clothes off to sell a movie. Wow, isn't that deep. She's disgusting.

Mayer, a talented guy no doubt, has gone to the dark side. Just another douche bag who has forgotten it's all about the music. Just another joke.

Tell her that getting naked and doing yoga with other women is an action movie.

She was great in "the good girl" with Jake Gyllenhal, sometimes she does show some talent, her performance in "Friends with money" wasn't bad either, though the movie was crap.

She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
____T a l l h u b . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.

@21 and the rest of Jen's sick ass fans. To bad you assholes have nothing better to do with your sick pathetic lives but wait for someones relationship to end. Thanks for showing us how Jen's pathetic mind operates.
Jen is a big joke in Hollywood. I wish this chick could do one interview without her triangle cruch. If she did a Bond movie Hell No I would NOT watch that shit. I wish she would get lost. Sick of her phony despert shit. She should take that phony douch bag with her.

@43

But that's how women over 30 stay relevant in Hollywood..

26 Tom oh hell yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angelina is hot no questions about it. Brad up graded big time.
Looking up at Angelina's face over your d-ck there's nothing else to
want for. I wish I was Brad.

That SUPERskit put everything in perspective,,,shes looking bangable though!

What a pretty dress.

She is a total looser. She just cant get over Brangelina!
She wants to BE angie. She will never get any closer to Angie's beauty and amazing personality.

@ 43 - I totally agree. Those picures were freaking lame.

I love it when we can see beautiful older women! But it should be sexy and classy!
Jen looked like a slut screaming for attention.

@ 36 - Angelina doesnt look older. Even thought she COULD. After all she is the mother of what? 6 ? While Jen only baby-sitts Jhon Mayer.

Angelina is awesome! Jennifer sucks JM balls. That's it!

LOL @ 34. (Fati)

Your reasoning is exactly why men in long term marriages with a family kiss their wives on the cheek and then go out and cheat on them a few hours later with an (Angelina), because these women get complacent and think it’s not about sex anymore. If Pitt needed more than a “sex craze” he wouldn’t have gone running off to Angelina in his late 30’s –early 40’s, and making all those babies with her, because I’m pretty sure he was way past 25 when he left his “keeper” wife Jennifer Aniston.

LOL you clueless women are always the ones that look shocked when you find out your husband /boyfriend is cheating on you, because you think it’s not about the sex anymore when in actuality it’s always about sex! Keep an eye on your husband #34. lol

No chance she'll ever do hardcore porn, so let's get real. She doesn't fit the action star mold, but I'd bet she could do well in erotic-type/woman scorned thillers.

her chin is so fugly

Throw this ugly long chin dog a bone may be she will shut the hell up and nap in a corner like a good dog. I agree with the other poster, For some one over the divorce she sure talk about it a lot. She talk about Brad more than that douche bag sake she claims as a boyfriend.

@Tom K you hit the nail on the head. Men get tired of these complacent old biddies and go serching for warmth some where else. Aniston look as cold and frigid as they come. I'll will take my chances with Angie.

She wears WRIST WATCHES.......

and yes, that dress and jewelry SUCK.

She's a SoCal Valley girl who stutters and gives a tight-lipped, "I'm confused and have to think about this" look in nearly every single fucking film. Yeah, I liked The Good Girl, but only because Jake Gyllenhaal was fantastic and hotter than hell in that movie--anyone could have played her role. Emotionless and vacant. I never watched "Friends" so I don't know if she dropped any jems in that series, but I doubt it. And it IS kinda weird how The Pitt dumped her--I DO feel sorry for her, but only objectively. It goes away the more I hear her talk shit, and deny talking shit.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SICK OF JENNIFER'S WHINING? GIVE IT A BREAK AND MOVE ON. GET A LIFE ALREADY.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SICK OF JENNIFER'S WHINING? GIVE IT A BREAK AND MOVE ON. GET A LIFE ALREADY.

There are some total nut jobs here! Aniston answers the questions she is ASKED! Obviously, you guys keep talking about it, so the joke is on you! If you would stop blogging about the "made up tabloid feud", then maybe she wouldn't keep having to say that there is none-Got it? Nobody is jealous of Jolie. She had good PR (read interviews from 2001-2004)..vanity fair for one(what a hypocrite).. Fact- Brad Pitt only dated 2 normal woman EVER-Gwyneth and Aniston. Pitt even said "Jen is a sweetheat, There is no feud, so let it go." Who keeps this going? Why say hateful things about Aniston? Your Obsessed, that's why the tabloids keep feeding it-NOT Aniston! Tabloids put her down because she won't give THEM an interview.. She has two #1 movies, is beautiful (Yes, she is), talented, classy and will prevail. I want to guess that you haters are fans of Perez Hilton (Gross) and Ted Casablanca (Weird obsession w/ Jolie much?)...ooohhhh, you guys are so daring!! What a tragedy some of you are.

OH WOW, some of you people need to GET OVER IT!
ONE. Jennifer is far more beautiful at 40 than Angelina skank ass at 33!! Angelina looks far older than her age and will not look as youthful and fresh at 40 as Jennifer does, so get over it! Jennifer's body is better, her breasts wouldn't be down near her knees somewhere, she's overall, way more in better condition!
TWO. Angelina is NOT the ACTION QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD! Unless you're talking bout that pathetic Lara Croft trash... She's the mental patient actress....life imitating art, really! Jennifer can try as many genres as she wants, you are not Acting coaches, or directors, you don't know whether she would suit something better or be worse at it, so fuck you! She's not Tara Reid or Denise Richards or some other D-Grade actress who has no idea and will try anything!
THREE. Jennifer is over the Brangelina bullshit, I saw an interview where she rolled her eyes and wanted to move on from the subject, she wants to make her own mark, Angelina was the THIRD WHEEL, Jennifer IS NOT, she was married to him first!
FOUR. Jennifer's in a far better mental frame than that attention seeking, child stealing, I-don't-like-my-biological-children-as-much-as-my-adopted-children-cos-they-came-from-privilage- home wrecking slut!
FIVE. At least Jennifer doesn't walk around with a fucking stick up her ass like Angelina, who seems to think everyone is below her. No one likes Angelina, simple as that.
Brad would be CRAVING some tight sexy actress like you wouldn't believe and probably can't wait til he gets a movie with a hot, up and coming 20-something actress, suck it in Angelina! You will be old and withered and you can't keep him out of movies forever....hahahaha!

@C. W WHITEHEAD you are not the only one sick of Jen's whinnying. Mega loads of people are sick to death of this Ho's whining. Not only are we sick of her but we are sick of her whining ass no life few fans that post over and over. Jen lost most of her fans due to her whinny and lying. Then she solicited a douche bag. Yeah really no respect for her there. Ho got rocks for brains. Jen reeks of desperation.

Amen, 62. Amen.

Put a photo of Aniston to Jolie and you tell me who looks younger. I know that looks don't mean much, but I think it's blalantly obvious who's younger-looking.

And yes, Jolie does act like everyone is beneath her. She walks around like she's so much better than everyone because she adopts children from third-world countries. Dude, if people had money like her, then yes, I'm sure people would be just as generous. She's not the only human whose given money away and adopted children.

And she's so trashy! Ok, I'll admit she's better now, but back when, all she would talk about is sex with guys and girls. Uh, that doesn't make anyone look good. I mean, Aniston is way classier. And uh, her tattoos don't work with those thousand dollar gowns.

i don't see any beautiful of her face. it's ugly and old

SORRY, JEN. YOU CAN'T BE A BOND GIRL. YOU ARE TOO OLD AND FUGLY

Although I'm not a big fan of either of these two ladies ,I say that Jen isn't whining about brad but instead she is confused and doesn't know what she wants.She can't get him out of her mind but not because she needs him but because, you know, sometimes something is in our mind over and over again,and then it ends up becoming a habit.Besides she's used to talk about him all the time ,she just seem to forgetting that this is bad luck, if you always bring someones name and making other people ungry ,you feeling depressed and add and lonely.Change the conversation Jen it's much more simply than you thought!

GO #62, I agree with everything you said....Angelina is trash trying to cover it up with 'gestures of good will' by adopting black and asian kids and dating a goody too shoes Brad Pitt. FUCK OFF. AND DIE. You ugly bitch....hahaha, you look like you're 40 and Jennifer is 33!! HAHAHAHA!! Brad would want to shag that gorgeous toned and tight body like there was no tomorrow, compared to that loose Ange-fuggy-lina!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Great news! I love jennifer aniston's smile . She has got such a killing smile. I think she is having that much skills that is necessary to be action star. She truly deserve that. She can be action star. Thanks for sharing this.