Mar 13 2009Howard K. Stern arrested for illegally furnishing Anna Nicole Smith drugs
Because justice is fast, lightning fast, the late Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend/lawyer Howard K. Stern and two other doctors have been charged with illegally furnishing her "thousands of prescription pills" up until her death in 2007, according to the AP:
Howard K. Stern and Dr. Sandeep Kapoor were released late Thursday after posting $20,000 bond. Charges include conspiracy, unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance and prescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict, authorities said.
"These individuals repeatedly and excessively furnished thousands of prescription pills to Anna Nicole Smith, often for no legitimate medical purpose," California Attorney General Jerry Brown said in a statement Thursday. His office was expected to release more details about the case at a news conference Friday.
Prosecutors said the doctors gave thousands of prescription drugs -- including opiates and sedatives -- to Stern, who then gave them to Smith.
Hey, there was a "legitimate medical purpose" - to keep her crazy. How else could Howard K. Stern use her money and/or have the sex? Pfft. City Hall. What do they know?

Reader Comments
1. Que - March 13, 2009 9:57 AM
Que upsetting and dang.
2. The White Urkel - March 13, 2009 9:59 AM
Dr. Sandeep Kapoor - The result of out sourcing everything we do.
3. Popduds (modern apparel) - March 13, 2009 10:01 AM
This is the least surprising news article of the day. Even though he won't face much jail time, it is nice to know the legal system will brand him a felon for what he did.
4. Zanna - March 13, 2009 10:07 AM
I'm all for my boyfriends pumping me up with thousands of prescription pills. If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid.
5. Jrz - March 13, 2009 10:11 AM
So....what IS the life expectancy of a wimpy, Jewish, Playmate-of -the-Year-killer with no street smarts these days in the pokey?
6. Mike - March 13, 2009 10:11 AM
Seriously, THAT is not the face of a drug peddler, and all you racists get a preemptive STFU. Just because he's black, doesn't make him guilty.
7. GuyHolly - March 13, 2009 10:12 AM
I'm sure her three fans will be averjoyed with the justice of it all.
8. Jrz - March 13, 2009 10:14 AM
Well well well.....serendipity.....
Hello, Zanna!!
9. Jrz - March 13, 2009 10:15 AM
GUY!!!!!1 Ya big typo-makin'.......
10. GuyHolly - March 13, 2009 10:17 AM
Jrz-- I swear, I proofread most of my potsts before hitting the cmenent button.
11. Jrz - March 13, 2009 10:21 AM
The cement button. Excellent.
12. It's Me Fuckers - March 13, 2009 10:23 AM
it's about fuckin time
13. Anna Nicole's Taint - March 13, 2009 10:26 AM
In shocking news, this worthless cunt is still dead. Only person I feel sorry for is the son they killed off. Her surviving daughter is 100 times better off without that druggie piece of shit mother.
14. Zanna - March 13, 2009 10:30 AM
JRZ!!! GUY!!!!!@
Guy, you superpoked me and now I think I'm pregnant.
15. Where's Darkwing Duck? - March 13, 2009 10:31 AM
@Mike
You are retarded. Even if you were trying to be funny, you don't make sense. Please read the article above before you post about it. It also helps to read other's comments.
16. GuyHolly - March 13, 2009 10:39 AM
Z--sorry I get all excited by the bullseye tattoo.
17. Zanna - March 13, 2009 10:39 AM
Completely off topic:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/12/neverland-was-filled-with-sculpted-boys/
18. supersex - March 13, 2009 10:41 AM
yawn.... is there any better news
19. Zanna - March 13, 2009 10:41 AM
That's okay, Guy. We'll have beautiful children together.
20. Jrz - March 13, 2009 10:45 AM
Sculpted Boys. That's...so.......fucking........Why do people still like Michael Jackson?
Fung Wah!
21. Zanna - March 13, 2009 10:58 AM
I don't know, JRZ. I mean, it goes on to beg the question.....
1. Why a sculpted boy milking a goat?
2. A scuplted boy 'pulling'? PULLING WHAT exactly?
3. Sculpted boys carrying "fruit basket".
It's all so disturbing.
22. Zanna - March 13, 2009 10:59 AM
FUNG WAH!
23. libby - March 13, 2009 11:00 AM
wow.....horrible horrible horrible.
no morals whatsoever, how do these people live with themselves??
24. Deacon Jones - March 13, 2009 11:02 AM
Ahhh...
The lengths some guys will go to for a piece of pussy.
I wonder if he hit it.
25. Zanna - March 13, 2009 11:06 AM
Look how dialated his pupils are in this picture.
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/03/0313%20Howard%20K%20Stern%20Arrest/gallery_main/gallery_main-0313_howard_kstern_arrest_05.jpg
I like the angry lonely woman in the back. She's got that "someone took the last donut" look on her face.
26. Bernie Madoff - March 13, 2009 11:09 AM
I for one am glad Mr. Stern and Dr. Kapoor are going to prison. I'd like to talk to them about investing with me. And I'd like to thank Attorney General Moon Beam for making this little meet-up possible.
27. jrz - March 13, 2009 11:13 AM
She DOES have the SOMEONE-TOOK-THE-LAST-DONUT face!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
28. Turd Ferguson - March 13, 2009 11:16 AM
Its funny that nobody ever questioned where she was getting the buttload of drugs from before she OD'd. Even though it when extremely obvious she was over-medicated for the last couple of years.
Oh well, one more celecbritard down.
29. RichPort's Ghost - March 13, 2009 11:26 AM
Fung Wah?
30. ☆☆Re6el☆☆ - March 13, 2009 11:28 AM
now thats truly informative and ironic coming from a has been, drug abusing,pro gay hippy like California Attorney General Jerry Brown. I wonder how he found time to get away from his yoga ? Maybe he didnt and hes in his hybrid sipping a soy chi latte with splenda, listening to mahashma serguti while in a deep trance of meditation, broadcasting his statements via a "green" powered mac laptop.
It never ceases to amaze me how burned out you California flakes are to re-elect the same people to other positions after they WRECKED other parts of your states government.
Par for the course I guess...typical
31. Jrz - March 13, 2009 11:30 AM
there you are! We summoned you with the ancient mystical chanting of Fung Wah
32. ☆☆Re6el☆☆ - March 13, 2009 11:32 AM
oh, but DAMN Ill bet she was a good fuck.
33. Newcastle - March 13, 2009 11:36 AM
That guy was a fucking leech and nothing more. Glad to hear charges are being filed against him.
34. JustJess - March 13, 2009 11:39 AM
Awww...Ecstacy eyes - brings back old memories...
35. Evan Faine - March 13, 2009 11:46 AM
Is it me, or does she look pretty shaggable in the main pic?
36. GuyHolly - March 13, 2009 11:53 AM
I wonder if the Fung Wah has Kumho tires on it..............
37. Deacon Jones - March 13, 2009 11:55 AM
@32 Agreed. She looks , er, looked, like a moaner.
38. SoTe - March 13, 2009 11:56 AM
@ #4 hahahahaha LOL!
Poor Nicole. They look seriously fucked up in that pic, they were both totally plastered.
39. yuck - March 13, 2009 11:58 AM
This whole situation just made me sad. It still does. It's about time the law got the goods on these guys, as the rest of the world could see that they were keeping their golden goose all fucked up so she'd provide without any pesky questions.
I was no fan of hers, but when a Svengali situation is so obvious, it's just upsetting. I hope those guys get what they gave. Fuckers.
40. Rogerdoger - March 13, 2009 12:03 PM
WHO CARES? She would have found it anywhere else anyway. She was a fucktard.
41. RichPort's Ghost - March 13, 2009 12:03 PM
Didn't this guy play Doctor Octopus in one of those Spiderman movies?
42. RichPort's Ghost - March 13, 2009 12:05 PM
Didn't this guy play Doctor Octopus in one of those Spiderman movies?
43. RichPort's Ghost - March 13, 2009 12:07 PM
Stupid double posting shit.
44. D'Oh - March 13, 2009 12:29 PM
DUHHH!!!!!!
45. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - March 13, 2009 12:31 PM
She had really ugly teeth, showing too much gum. YUCK
46. caption - March 13, 2009 12:39 PM
# 25 hahahahaha someone took the last donut face hahahaha,
or maybe "these two are standing between me and the buffet table, and NOW someone's taking their picture"
47. Joe - March 13, 2009 12:53 PM
Men, never do drugs with women. If she dies taking them, its your fault and you will go to jail, if you die taking them its your fault and your dead. Shell be looking for a new man to do drugs with.
48. ☆☆Re6el☆☆ - March 13, 2009 1:03 PM
I is good speller. Me like fuck big-boob blondie. Me hate hippies and am really good at politiks. Jerry Brown is the anti-Christ. My bible told me so. I have "chi" lattes too. They are the drink of the weak, gay California kind. Me drink Natural Ice LIght for breakfast. I hate beautiful, sunny California for so many reasons but mostly because me can't afford to live there.
49. Rough Daddy - March 13, 2009 1:35 PM
She had too much gums that chic,,,rest in peace,,,K Stern=creepy
50. ☆☆Re6el☆☆ - March 13, 2009 1:52 PM
@48
glad to see I hit a nerve libby.
51. sin - March 13, 2009 1:57 PM
Who did not think this idiot gave her the drugs to overdose? Once She had the kid and at first had everyone believing it was his, Her boy dies of a drug overdose. Then she dies from an overdose. If that little girl would have been given to him, she would have died by now. He is nothing but a greedy murderer. He killed to get close to 500 million dollars. Hope he gets turned into Anna Nicole in prison.
I miss Anna Nicole. She was so stupid it was funny. I really liked it when she flopped out those titties all the time when she was fucked up.
52. lentista - March 13, 2009 1:59 PM
I'm welling to bet he fuck her while she was druged up and sleepin ...the only way he can fuck her.....hahahaha.
53. Jackson - March 13, 2009 2:09 PM
He is so old but still keeping datin g on ^^ C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M^^ with beautiful young ladies, is he very rich?
54. Redneck Biblethumper (Rebel) - March 13, 2009 2:13 PM
I was surprised Stern didn't get arrested sooner. He is responsible for both ANS and her son's deaths. I hope he rots in jail.
Yea, I'm sort of libby but none of Rebel's lame generalizations apply to me because I'm ALL FOR the death penalty. In this case, I wish Stern would fry for his crimes!
55. Pat C. - March 13, 2009 2:31 PM
I agree with sin (#51).
I think it was two deliberate killings in the belief that Stern was the baby's father and would get his hands on all the money.
The doctor who was ordering all the drugs lived next door to Stern (and Smith).
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,509076,00.html
has some interesting information about this (along with a lot of self-congratulation by the writer)
56. wildelk27 - March 13, 2009 2:54 PM
I hope this assbag rots in jail for the rest of his life. She was f***ked up before she met him but he pushed her over the edge. Karma Howard, karma.
57. Lala - March 13, 2009 3:11 PM
The following theory was pulled directly from my rear just moments ago:
Howard K. Stern first killed Daniel, knowing that if Anna died before him, the money would go to him.
As Anna's lawyer, Stern knew Danielynn wasn't in the will yet. While any competent lawyer would anticipate her being given anything her mother had left behind anyway, a sleaze-ball would also hungrily anticipate the money/publicity that he might receive at the center of such a tragic situation. Especially if he were the sole guardian.
Anna Nicole Smith may have married J. Howard Marshall for his money, but he knew the score and he was apparently fine with it. Adults can marry for whatever reason they like. She grew up poor; what was she supposed to do? Roll over and say "No, it's ok, I don't want to try to receive any of my late husband's estate"? Would you?
She was taken advantage of by everyone around her. I wonder if she had a single friend in the world. How lonely.
I also wonder if she knew how many pills she was taking or what they even did. When you have a bunch of people telling you what's best for you and you don't trust your own judgment, you tend to defer to theirs.
58. Fuzzy Tingle Times - March 13, 2009 3:55 PM
Christ!! is this shit still going on. Fucking who goddamn cares??
59. bosendorfer - March 13, 2009 5:00 PM
looks just like Quagmire from "Family Guy".
60. Racer X - March 13, 2009 5:33 PM
BURN IN HELL HOWARD K. STERN.
61. missywissy - March 13, 2009 6:37 PM
I'm not a big Anna-Nicole fan, but she would be alive today if that guy would have never been a figure in her life. Why did it take so long to get him behind bars? He kept her on drugs even while she was pregnant. I hope this murderer gets what he deserves.
62. MizL - March 13, 2009 6:41 PM
Dang check out his pupils in pic 6. HIGHHH.
63. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit - March 13, 2009 8:45 PM
Why bother going after them? SHE used THEM to get the drugs! If it wasn't him, she would have found someone else, who cares?
64. feckless - March 13, 2009 8:49 PM
Too Bad she didn't have a Daddy Spears.
65. Ruby Rippey Tourke - March 14, 2009 12:51 AM
It'll never stick. Governor candidate Jerry Brown would arrest Madonna's vagina for harboring an illegal alien just to keep his name in the news.
Charges will be dismissed against Howard Stern within the month.
Brown is sad and washed up. Wouldn't be suprised if he tries to rearrest OJ.
66. packinwood - March 14, 2009 1:35 AM
It's about time this leeching little co**sucker got what was coming to him.
67. Funkmaster Seek - March 14, 2009 2:55 AM
Why does he look like Quagmire from family guy. I think that alone is enough evidence to prove he did it.
68. gerard vandenberg - March 14, 2009 5:24 AM
This is happening in america again, folks?
69. Naive - March 14, 2009 9:35 AM
Oh, he is the lawyer, a man that American law protects, he gets away with it just like those who dragged Britney to a court trial weekly, monthly and every other month like a criminal over custody of child cos' the flip side of the law is that the richer parent paid for all the legal fees! Even all her assistants, bg, friends summon with court notices? Now Mr Kfed got no golf to play, no under table $$$ to gain? Was Britney tried for murder of her kids? No drugs found, use bipolar to be dragged to hospital for pyschatric evaluation, till she gave up custody of kids so that a full custodial parent can demand and abuse his rights as father of the kids, demanding for paid visitation, paid travelling expenses, etc.....? Well, you can be classified as so heavily drugged and insane to be a mother but can still have 50% visitation! Can u predict when an insane person can kill her child? ???
70. jennifer - March 14, 2009 9:25 PM
I'm glad they busted them.
71. Your most big-dickiest fan - March 15, 2009 9:23 AM
Hey The superficial writer,
You write funny shit.
We should hang out,
and by hang out I of course mean fuck, but not really, lol. I'm no homo.
Contact me,
no, really
it'll be weird.
72. RealEstateGirl - March 15, 2009 10:23 AM
He killed her and her son... so of course he tried to pretend he was the baby's dad! It was the only way he could control her money until she was 18. It's also why he gave her drugs when she was pregnant. He knew if she gave birth to a special needs child he'd never have to relinquish control of her money.
Larry Birkhead would have been next if it weren't for that damn DNA test.
It's true.
Creep.
73. Jason - April 29, 2009 7:25 AM
He's a pice of shit on th bottom of my shoe....fuckin shitbag!
74. darla hill - September 5, 2009 5:49 PM
Your first name is TURD????? Really?? dhill2020