Mar 24 2009Geri Halliwell & Guy Ritchie?
A newly single Geri Halliwell (a.k.a. Ginger Spice) dolled herself up for the UK premiere of The Boat that Rocked last night then went out on the town at Guy Ritchie's pub The Punchbowl. The two reportedly left within ten minutes of each other, according to The Sun which is awesome in my book. After years of sleeping with Madonna's undead carcass is anyone seriously going to begrudge Guy a shot at Yams McBronzeAlot here? God, it must feel nice to bed a woman who doesn't disappear in the middle of the night to eat the neighbor's children and/or puppies.
Photos: Flynet, Getty
Reader Comments
1. 1st - March 24, 2009 1:27 PM
i'd bone her
2. WHODEY - March 24, 2009 1:29 PM
KICK IT #2
3. mimi - March 24, 2009 1:30 PM
Have you noticed how your traffic has slowed down? And it will never pick up again because this website is disgusting and you have lost your edge.
4. mikey09 - March 24, 2009 1:30 PM
I've wanted to do her so badly since I saw these pics of her...
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/
5. Rough Daddy - March 24, 2009 1:35 PM
Unemployment line! mimi not everyone has a trust fund like you...and good for guy Halliwell is hot
6. Popduds Apparel - March 24, 2009 1:40 PM
*takes a poop on mimi's head*
7. mixedmartialartvideos.com - March 24, 2009 1:42 PM
not bad!
8. RichPort's Ghost - March 24, 2009 1:44 PM
I find her icky.
9. Zanna - March 24, 2009 1:48 PM
@3 - Shut your pie hole.
10. mixedmartialartvideos.com - March 24, 2009 1:48 PM
not bad!
11. Zanna - March 24, 2009 1:49 PM
@8 - you know how you are always saying RP is witty, clever, etc...why don't you try to emulate that if you want to troll him so badly? Who even uses the word ICKY
12. mamamiasweetpeaches - March 24, 2009 1:50 PM
Thats a bad dress. Makes her look like a bag of microwavable popcorn.
13. spindoc - March 24, 2009 1:54 PM
That is a SERIOUS upgrade for Guy, going from a cadaverous bundle of angry twigs to a woman.
14. JPRichardson - March 24, 2009 1:55 PM
She looks like a million euros.
15. Jrz - March 24, 2009 1:56 PM
She should go to North Dakota....they need sandbags.
16. Jrz - March 24, 2009 1:58 PM
Actually, #14, England or whatever the fuck they call themselves still uses pounds. So she looks like a million pounds. Which is very funny, in a fat kinda way.
17. chupacabra - March 24, 2009 2:16 PM
Jesus, whitey, lay off the damn bronzer, you're putting Lezlo to shame! Why is it that people with perfectly creamy, milky pretty skin want to fuck it up with fake tan shit? Why? WHY?!
18. Gando - March 24, 2009 2:25 PM
He has been quite busy after his break-up.It's amost like he's catching up lost time!?
19. Sharla - March 24, 2009 2:28 PM
I wouldn't go near Guy... I would be too scared of catching something.
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
20. Nero - March 24, 2009 2:29 PM
One boob is almost flapping out!
21. octokid - March 24, 2009 2:32 PM
What the fuck is up with her hand?
22. havoc - March 24, 2009 2:36 PM
Fucking this after Madonna? He should be seeing Care Bears and rainbows while little birdies chirp.
Go for it dude....
.
23. Sauron - March 24, 2009 2:36 PM
She doesn't have cankels but are kneekels possible!?
24. Darth - March 24, 2009 2:39 PM
Olympic earhangers,am i right!?
25. Sauron - March 24, 2009 2:44 PM
A Briton dresses in a Louis ⅩⅣ dress.He used to ballet dance in these kind of dresses.
26. Darth - March 24, 2009 2:46 PM
She doesn't look like a ballet dancer to me at all!
27. Divole - March 24, 2009 2:49 PM
WOW! She looks great.
28. Zanna - March 24, 2009 2:50 PM
If Rich Port was here, I'd surely be kissing his ass.
29. Galtacticus - March 24, 2009 2:51 PM
Eww! Even after 10 pints of guinness i wouldn't do her!
30. Rhialto - March 24, 2009 2:58 PM
So romantic,they both having fish and chips by candlelight!
31. Jrz - March 24, 2009 2:58 PM
ZannaTroll ....because chewing on sandpaper just isn't annoying as fuck enough.
32. Nero - March 24, 2009 3:04 PM
If Guy Ritchie gets bored he can always flap-in and flap-out her boob!
33. JustSayin - March 24, 2009 3:06 PM
If I was on an island with both Geri and Madonna and I couldn't talk the two into a threeway then for sure I'd be throwing Madonna to the sharks. If I had to choose between a fugly filthy rich woman and a beautiful sorta rich woman to cure my cravings. It's a slam dunk. I choose the woman I could screw without taking Viagra.
34. question - March 24, 2009 3:13 PM
She's... old. And that tanner just makes her older.
35. fearsarewishes - March 24, 2009 3:20 PM
Dear Jrz,
You are still the most idiotic cunt that has ever appeared on this or any other blog.
Fuck you and all your cunty friends. Fuck you all the way to Fucksburg.
Thank you.
36. RichPort's Ghost - March 24, 2009 3:27 PM
#35 -
Dear Douche (ahem)
Douchity douche , douche douche douche, douche douche .
Douche you very much.
RichPort's Ghost
PS - Jrz rocks
37. Fuck U - March 24, 2009 3:29 PM
Even though mimi is an asshole...I have to agree with her.
Fish, this site is fucked and so are you.
38. Jrz - March 24, 2009 3:35 PM
Thanks #35. Coming from a scumbag like you that's a compliment.
39. Jennyjenjen - March 24, 2009 3:49 PM
ZANNNNNA!!! This is such a proud day! You're a woman now... You have your very own troll!
40. RichPort's Ghost - March 24, 2009 4:03 PM
I will say, this chicks tits look oddly like Cisco Adler's balls.
PS - Zanna rocks too
41. Frank N Stein - March 24, 2009 4:07 PM
I would suck on those Spice Girls until she became my lover.
42. kingofbeer - March 24, 2009 4:07 PM
oompa loompa spice
43. Circlejerk - March 24, 2009 4:26 PM
Rich, Zanna, and JRZ are wiccans in a polyamourous living situation somewhere in the area of Sherman Oaks, CA.
44. Pheel - March 24, 2009 4:31 PM
You mean he's gonna fuck a Madonna wannabe ????? The woman even named her daughter Madonna for christ's sake ! That's hilarious and horribly pathetic :)
45. 1moreidiotintheworld - March 24, 2009 8:22 PM
That dress was made to hold up tits twice the size of hers.........
46. dog dog dog - March 24, 2009 11:38 PM
>That dress was made to hold up tits twice the size of hers.........
Haha, exactly.
47. dog dog dog - March 24, 2009 11:42 PM
#45
>That dress was made to hold up tits twice the size of hers.........
Haha, exactly.
48. gerard Vandenberg - March 25, 2009 1:27 AM
HER TITs WANTED TO LEFT FOR AMERICA, folks!!
49. demiiio - March 25, 2009 8:02 AM
of course Not.she just went to his pub with lots of friends.they never speack.and the most important thing.geri is a huge fan of madonna.and she will never date him.its ridiculous.now guy own a pub and its normal that lots of celebraties go there.guy looks terrible old
50. mmm - March 25, 2009 8:09 AM
first madonna is 50 but looks incredible hot and i wonder if my wife will look like her at 50.second one,geri met her ex boyfriend at guy ritchie pub.just that.geri never talk to guy and geri loves loves madonna.and yes geri daughter named madonna
51. jonas - March 25, 2009 8:18 AM
madonna is so much better and geri met her ex him the pub.no guy
52. RichPort's Ghost - March 25, 2009 8:23 AM
#43 - You keep Apache out of this!
53. Ryan - March 25, 2009 9:03 AM
Well... anyone is better than I-LOOK-LIKE-A-MANdonna
54. Jrz - March 25, 2009 9:37 AM
I know a really cool chick named Jennie. She pounds Irish Carbombs and beats up chip racks in the greater Manhattan area.
55. ugh - March 25, 2009 2:16 PM
Why, oh why, did someone invent the "bubble dress"?
Honestly, they look like shit on everyone.
It pains me greatly.
56. yeah - March 25, 2009 2:22 PM
I think that #49 and #50 are the same person.
i think.you can tell by Cadence.and punkshuashon.and Speling,okay now
57. BaccusVd - March 25, 2009 3:09 PM
DAMN! Shes still SO bangable. Those boobs sold Millions of albums, Guy Richie was lucky ti get his hands and or mouth all over those.
58. James - March 25, 2009 8:42 PM
Oh my God. Yams McBronzeAlot. You had me on the floor with that one, Superficial Writer. You had me on the floor. Bravo. (Or is it Brav-a?)