Mar 13 2009

Freida Pinto possibly having sex with James Bond

Freida Pinto of the award-winning film Slumdog Millionaire is reportedly lined up to to be a Bond Girl in the next 007 installment featuring Daniel Craig, according to The Sun:

Executive producer BARBARA BROCCOLI is eager for her to join the cast -- after earmarking Slumdog director DANNY BOYLE for the top job.
A source said: "Freida came to the attention of the Bond team when they were casting Quantum of Solace.
"She was too young at the time to have a part as a love interest for a secret agent. But she has blossomed into an incredibly stunning young woman and would look perfect on DANIEL CRAIG's arm."

You know what's so believable about this story? It's that the next logical step for an actress who just starred in an Oscar-winning film is to be a Bond Girl and join the ranks of Denise Richards. Then again, Denise is on this season's Dancing with the Stars which everyone knows is the zenith of acting prestige, so, Freida, make sure they give you a cool name. Something like "Breasty Boobstone" or "Vagina Zippowitz."

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She's alright, I guess.

FIRST!

She has a hairy forehead.

She has a hairy forehead.

Nice forehead. Must be full moon.

Actually her head looks too big for her body in the second to last pic.

She's beautiful. I hate her.

1. I'm pretty sure Denise Richards never won an oscar.

2. She's cute, but boring. And she looks like the bond girls in the past five movies or so. I think we need a blonde, for a change.

I'm sorry, Pinto who?

Pinto ?? what type of brown name is that?

I thought it was a car that explodes or my best friend on a lonely night - WHERE IS MY WINE?

Her character's name is going to be Harriet Bushever.

What the hell? How'd anyone miss this one? Barbara Broccoli? Awesome. Shit! Broccoli is on another call? Somebody get me Amy Avocado! Vacation? OK, where's Patricia Potato? Out on leave. Geez. How about Lisa Lemon? Fired yesterday?! Talia Tomato?... anyone???

I thought she was hot when she was about six inches shorter and named Eva Longoria.......

Actually "pinto" is slang for "cock" so her full name is pretty funny.

This Bombay Bitch is flawless, boy it must be a pleasure...you sure she has not been in an arranged marriage since the age of 2...

Her character should be the first crossover from the Bond spoofs. Alotta.... Miss Alotta Vagina.

I'd need a weed whacker to get to that vajayjay...

Damn, that really is one hairy ass forehead.

I just found a picture of proving it
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I just found a picture to prove it
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/

I can't look at this bitch since I read that she dumped her husband of many years the minute she Slumdog became an Oscar contender. You know how she broke it off? She just stopped returning his calls. What a total bitch. I hope she walks right into a big fat pool of Karma. No class or loyalty. She's perfect for Hollywood.

Freida Pinto's a piece of ass. Nevertheless: Boycott Slumdog Millionaire.

Two words: ass hair.

shes truly beautiful

Oh shut the fuck up already. Are any of you ever happy with anyone's appearance? This girl is fucking gorgeous.

Who's the wookee?

Chewbacca would be all over that.

Nope

I'll stick with jerking off to her pictures, to be brutally honest. I'd be in no mood to deal with her mega-pelted curry-stench pussy.

this girl is stunningly gorgeous! damn! and instead America makes a big shit over tatted, plastic titted megan fox. hello?! this chick is hot!

Even if she's too hairy and too pungent, I'd still want to be with her, if only to get a few direct lines to more easily intelligible computer support people.

"[H]usband of many years"? The guy claims they married in December 2007. But he hasn't produced a marriage certificate. And even if they were married, he probably beat and emotionally tortured her the whole time. That's how they do in India.

she has a really long pointer finger! check out the second pic. looks like E.T.s finger.

Great! we're outsourcing fucking bond girls now!

...That's just fucking fantastic.....way to jump the shark Bond...

I wonder if Daniel Craig will shoot the love scenes with a clothespin on his nose and they'll just edit it out afterwards

her finger looks long and weird in the 2nd pic.

If you dipped her in a vat of hot wax and then yanked her out, then doused her with (Western) perfume, maybe...but there'd still be those dark brown nipples and pussy lips that look and smell like the crusts on dark rye bread. I prefer a pinkish hue, a rosy glow...

@26 aaaaaaaaaa-ha ha ha ha ha ha! I have the urge to ask her for a slurpee, some beef jerkey and a porn magazine. THANK YOU! COME AGAIN!

Mutant forefinger:

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/03/freida_pinto_possibly_having_s.php?bfm_index=1

A PC, yet funny post!

@38....not forienger...ALIEN. That's her E.T. PHONE HOME FINGER.


Hey, Freida, a rupee for your thoughts

Whoa, sorry 38.....I read that totally wrong. I thought you wrote mutant foreigner. It's been a long week.

That's her finger for setting jumpers on a motherboard. No wonder those jobs are outsourced.

HA HA HA...good one, as usual, JRZ.

I agree with "36". What is so attractive about this chick? She has more hair than Cousin It. Some of you people must be furries in your private life.

That fucking dress is a Fashion HinDON'T!

Please do not make fun of her finger. That finger is part of a special bond between father and daughter during puberty. We call it "find the pimento."

Hindus make me Siek.

She is beautiful and I, too, hate her, Zanna.

We shall hate her together. Ready? Go.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....good one Zan.

If You Seikh Amy

48, you're a dumbass, you ruined the joke.

It's Hindus make me Sikh.

I'd hit it.

Who the fuck you calling a dumbass you fucking wombat?

Whaaaaaaaaaa, you ruined the joke!

Okay 52..if you are sooo smart, where's her DOT. Huh? Where is her MOTHERFUCKING DOT.

Zanna is Punjabi for Joke Ruiner.

I think she should be renamed to Dottie Pinto

ha ha...it's true, JRZ!

The dot is lost in the thicket.

Condirering that Danny Boyl already said he wont direct the movie this sounds like made up bs


she is way hot though

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Condirering?

Youze talkin crazy, #61.

So, uh, just out of curiosity, can an Indian guy beat the daughters, too?

thixthy one hath a thpeech impedementh

Light a blunt and send smoke signals..that's what we did for Janey.

Wow. A lot of racism on these boards. Freida Pinto is clearly hot as shit.

Woow a lot of rathithm on theeth bowuhds
SHUT THE FUCK UP CRYBABY!!

@67

Hot, curry smelling, shit. It burns man it burns. I'm never going to Tandoor ever again!

wow!
she is lucky!!!

What's that crazy jitterbug move she'd doing there? Is it the Basmati Boogie?

she's got a huge elbow...

I'm usually turned off by overly hirsute women, but she is very pretty. Being someone who is quite fond of curry, I'd suck on her clit until her head imploded.
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A buddy of mine decided to have a vasectomy. He noticed that Sears has all kinds of services available: automotive repair, eyeglasses, simple medical procedures, etc.

Mostly because of the economy (and because he's a fucking tight-ass) he decided to take them up on a great sale they were having on the procedure.

Apparently the surgery went fine, except now whenever he gets an erection his garage door opens.

Why don't mexicans have BBQ's?

The Pinto beans keep falling through the grill!


See how I tied Freida Pinto/Pinto beans into that joke. I know, clever.

#68, if you fell off a cliff, i would smile.

Indian chicks are hot because they are feminine. They are so unlike the negro monkeys who look like transvestites.

So sick of this talentless b!tch.
Am I the only one that noticed that the little children were the ones that did the actual work in the movie.
She and the other older kids barely did anything.
Dev Patel was like soulless dead wood.
The movie overall was garbage anyway.

I have to laugh at the poor racists on here.
The President is black.
The Indians are taking your jobs.
And the Chinese own this country because they own your debt.
And your little white penises are small and your women don't want them.
Karma is a bitch.
Keep talking sh!t, it has been working well for you so far.

What is with people thinking that anything other than white features - hairlines included aren't beautiful or normal? - I once had this twit blond girl commenting on how she thought it was so weird that Asiangirls had more hair around their face! - God the rest of the world is right in naming us "the big butt" ignorant nation.

Bond Girl suits her.

Slumdog didn't win best picture because of the acting she did in it... In fact, it was her first film. She got lucky because she's pretty--not because she's Meryl Streep.

@#68, 69: What articulate rebuttals. Tell me, does it suck to still be a virgin?

Another one with a spare penis.What's up with those Indian women?

#78-79 (same person, obviously): the U.S. has been the sole global superpower for 20 years. Your taunts are like mosquito bites to us.

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Where is her neck?...

every religion exists in india. she is catholic so her name is frieda pinto. she's beautiful, clean, and very natural....so if you're used to the photoshoped/plastic hollywood girls you won't be impressed.

Hey, that's the Paris Hilton dance.

Fried Pinto Beans? I had that last night and paid for it this morning.

She's very exotic looking. I'll have to check out her hairy forehead and yellow teeth, though....

She is really beautiful but what's up with her fingers? they are like 40 inches long...

What is she pointing at?????? Or is that dancing Indian style?????? What????

Are they dancing to that shitty Indian music?

even though it would take a month and a machete to shave her pussy, I'd tap that curry slurping bitch until Ghandi eats a cheeseburger

Get with the program. She is Indian, not British so a british word for a british dish, invented and eaten only in England ("curry" from 14th century french 'cuisine'), makes no sense.

I like Aryan/Indo-European features myself and judging by how she looks, she is almost certainly Aryan and not Dravidian (Aryan == Indian word for 650 North Indians, Dravidian == 450 million South Indians)

650 ==> 650 million in the above post

You guys are so racist, it makes me sick. That's a beautiful woman.

in pic#2, is that not the longest finger you've ever seen???

Ewwww!!!! Are you serious?? The chics in James Bond are getting worse and worse whilst the casting for Bond himself seems to get better.... Same boriiinnng brunette, all look the same!! The most famous and many say, beautiful Bond girl was URSULA ANDRESS. And she was BLOND. James Bond needs a blond!! Many say they wont cast a blond because she will take too much attention away from James Bonds role....like Ursula did in Dr No....who the hell would remember Bond in that???? When Ursula was in it??
BLOND BLOND BLOND FOR JAMES BOND!! Not this curry muncher! PINTO needs a MINTO does NOT ooze any sort of sexual anything!! SHE IS NOT SEXY! Erk.

Freido Pinto would be a fantastic Bond Girl. I would love to see her in a Bond Movie, she is so beautiful,sexy and that incredible smile. Just image that sexy smile close up in the James Bond Movie, even Bond will have a hard time being in the lead.

Freido Pinto would be a fantastic Bond Girl. I would love to see her in a Bond Movie, she is so beautiful,sexy and that incredible smile. Just image that sexy smile close up in the James Bond Movie, even Bond will have a hard time being in the lead.

hey guys common..shes a pretty young girl..
u all r juz jealous
losers!

Some ignoramus claiming that North India - Aryan and South India = Dravidian.
It is nowhere near that simple. Nearly all indians have some mixture of Dravidian and Aryan.
And there are large numbers of Dravidians in North India. Mostly in the North East region. Ofcourse nobody is a pure dravidian.
Look at Angelina Jolie. Although she has white skin there is the undeniable Dravidian/Africa facial features. Even many white people have said it.
Freida Pinto has Dravidian features and is probably a mix of Aryan also

@Mike #38 Many people feel that pink nips look they they belong on a pig.....

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