Freida Pinto possibly having sex with James Bond
Freida Pinto of the award-winning film Slumdog Millionaire is reportedly lined up to to be a Bond Girl in the next 007 installment featuring Daniel Craig, according to The Sun:
Executive producer BARBARA BROCCOLI is eager for her to join the cast -- after earmarking Slumdog director DANNY BOYLE for the top job.
A source said: "Freida came to the attention of the Bond team when they were casting Quantum of Solace.
"She was too young at the time to have a part as a love interest for a secret agent. But she has blossomed into an incredibly stunning young woman and would look perfect on DANIEL CRAIG's arm."
You know what's so believable about this story? It's that the next logical step for an actress who just starred in an Oscar-winning film is to be a Bond Girl and join the ranks of Denise Richards. Then again, Denise is on this season's Dancing with the Stars which everyone knows is the zenith of acting prestige, so, Freida, make sure they give you a cool name. Something like "Breasty Boobstone" or "Vagina Zippowitz."

Reader Comments
1. Trebor - March 13, 2009 2:42 PM
She's alright, I guess.
2. Chris - March 13, 2009 2:43 PM
FIRST!
3. Johnny - March 13, 2009 2:43 PM
She has a hairy forehead.
4. Johnny - March 13, 2009 2:44 PM
She has a hairy forehead.
5. Jake - March 13, 2009 2:44 PM
Nice forehead. Must be full moon.
6. Trebor - March 13, 2009 2:46 PM
Actually her head looks too big for her body in the second to last pic.
7. Zanna - March 13, 2009 2:46 PM
She's beautiful. I hate her.
8. Erica - March 13, 2009 2:47 PM
1. I'm pretty sure Denise Richards never won an oscar.
2. She's cute, but boring. And she looks like the bond girls in the past five movies or so. I think we need a blonde, for a change.
9. Popduds (modern apparel) - March 13, 2009 2:50 PM
I'm sorry, Pinto who?
10. kbbhh - March 13, 2009 2:52 PM
Pinto ?? what type of brown name is that?
I thought it was a car that explodes or my best friend on a lonely night - WHERE IS MY WINE?
11. Pat - March 13, 2009 2:54 PM
Her character's name is going to be Harriet Bushever.
12. Produce section at Wal Mart - March 13, 2009 2:55 PM
What the hell? How'd anyone miss this one? Barbara Broccoli? Awesome. Shit! Broccoli is on another call? Somebody get me Amy Avocado! Vacation? OK, where's Patricia Potato? Out on leave. Geez. How about Lisa Lemon? Fired yesterday?! Talia Tomato?... anyone???
13. What??? - March 13, 2009 2:56 PM
I thought she was hot when she was about six inches shorter and named Eva Longoria.......
14. Bobby Jindal - March 13, 2009 2:56 PM
Actually "pinto" is slang for "cock" so her full name is pretty funny.
15. Rough Daddy - March 13, 2009 2:59 PM
This Bombay Bitch is flawless, boy it must be a pleasure...you sure she has not been in an arranged marriage since the age of 2...
16. screenwriter - March 13, 2009 3:00 PM
Her character should be the first crossover from the Bond spoofs. Alotta.... Miss Alotta Vagina.
17. RichPort's Ghost - March 13, 2009 3:01 PM
I'd need a weed whacker to get to that vajayjay...
18. Curry McNuggets - March 13, 2009 3:02 PM
Damn, that really is one hairy ass forehead.
19. pat - March 13, 2009 3:02 PM
I just found a picture of proving it
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/
20. pat - March 13, 2009 3:02 PM
I just found a picture to prove it
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/
21. alex reager - March 13, 2009 3:03 PM
I can't look at this bitch since I read that she dumped her husband of many years the minute she Slumdog became an Oscar contender. You know how she broke it off? She just stopped returning his calls. What a total bitch. I hope she walks right into a big fat pool of Karma. No class or loyalty. She's perfect for Hollywood.
22. Boycott Slumdog Millionaire - March 13, 2009 3:03 PM
Freida Pinto's a piece of ass. Nevertheless: Boycott Slumdog Millionaire.
23. Sam - March 13, 2009 3:04 PM
Two words: ass hair.
24. lisa - March 13, 2009 3:04 PM
shes truly beautiful
25. Rachael - March 13, 2009 3:04 PM
Oh shut the fuck up already. Are any of you ever happy with anyone's appearance? This girl is fucking gorgeous.
26. GuyHolly - March 13, 2009 3:04 PM
Who's the wookee?
Chewbacca would be all over that.
27. Mike Hawk - March 13, 2009 3:04 PM
Nope
28. Matt - March 13, 2009 3:08 PM
I'll stick with jerking off to her pictures, to be brutally honest. I'd be in no mood to deal with her mega-pelted curry-stench pussy.
29. damn. - March 13, 2009 3:09 PM
this girl is stunningly gorgeous! damn! and instead America makes a big shit over tatted, plastic titted megan fox. hello?! this chick is hot!
30. Jeff - March 13, 2009 3:12 PM
Even if she's too hairy and too pungent, I'd still want to be with her, if only to get a few direct lines to more easily intelligible computer support people.
31. Fuck Off - March 13, 2009 3:12 PM
"[H]usband of many years"? The guy claims they married in December 2007. But he hasn't produced a marriage certificate. And even if they were married, he probably beat and emotionally tortured her the whole time. That's how they do in India.
32. not now - March 13, 2009 3:13 PM
she has a really long pointer finger! check out the second pic. looks like E.T.s finger.
33. Still White on the Outside - March 13, 2009 3:14 PM
Great! we're outsourcing fucking bond girls now!
34. Deacon Jones - March 13, 2009 3:14 PM
...That's just fucking fantastic.....way to jump the shark Bond...
I wonder if Daniel Craig will shoot the love scenes with a clothespin on his nose and they'll just edit it out afterwards
35. eh - March 13, 2009 3:16 PM
her finger looks long and weird in the 2nd pic.
36. mike - March 13, 2009 3:16 PM
If you dipped her in a vat of hot wax and then yanked her out, then doused her with (Western) perfume, maybe...but there'd still be those dark brown nipples and pussy lips that look and smell like the crusts on dark rye bread. I prefer a pinkish hue, a rosy glow...
37. Zanna - March 13, 2009 3:17 PM
@26 aaaaaaaaaa-ha ha ha ha ha ha! I have the urge to ask her for a slurpee, some beef jerkey and a porn magazine. THANK YOU! COME AGAIN!
38. Jesus Christ - March 13, 2009 3:19 PM
Mutant forefinger:
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/03/freida_pinto_possibly_having_s.php?bfm_index=1
39. feminist - March 13, 2009 3:19 PM
A PC, yet funny post!
40. Zanna - March 13, 2009 3:20 PM
@38....not forienger...ALIEN. That's her E.T. PHONE HOME FINGER.
41. Jrz - March 13, 2009 3:21 PM
Hey, Freida, a rupee for your thoughts
42. Zanna - March 13, 2009 3:22 PM
Whoa, sorry 38.....I read that totally wrong. I thought you wrote mutant foreigner. It's been a long week.
43. Jason - March 13, 2009 3:22 PM
That's her finger for setting jumpers on a motherboard. No wonder those jobs are outsourced.
44. Zanna - March 13, 2009 3:23 PM
HA HA HA...good one, as usual, JRZ.
45. Curry McNuggets - March 13, 2009 3:23 PM
I agree with "36". What is so attractive about this chick? She has more hair than Cousin It. Some of you people must be furries in your private life.
46. Jrz - March 13, 2009 3:23 PM
That fucking dress is a Fashion HinDON'T!
47. Apu - March 13, 2009 3:25 PM
Please do not make fun of her finger. That finger is part of a special bond between father and daughter during puberty. We call it "find the pimento."
48. Zanna - March 13, 2009 3:26 PM
Hindus make me Siek.
49. Jrz - March 13, 2009 3:27 PM
She is beautiful and I, too, hate her, Zanna.
50. Zanna - March 13, 2009 3:28 PM
We shall hate her together. Ready? Go.
51. Jrz - March 13, 2009 3:28 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....good one Zan.
If You Seikh Amy
52. Curry McNuggets - March 13, 2009 3:30 PM
48, you're a dumbass, you ruined the joke.
It's Hindus make me Sikh.
53. hacksaw - March 13, 2009 3:31 PM
I'd hit it.
54. Jrz - March 13, 2009 3:31 PM
Who the fuck you calling a dumbass you fucking wombat?
55. Zanna - March 13, 2009 3:33 PM
Whaaaaaaaaaa, you ruined the joke!
56. Zanna - March 13, 2009 3:34 PM
Okay 52..if you are sooo smart, where's her DOT. Huh? Where is her MOTHERFUCKING DOT.
57. Jrz - March 13, 2009 3:34 PM
Zanna is Punjabi for Joke Ruiner.
58. Jrz - March 13, 2009 3:37 PM
I think she should be renamed to Dottie Pinto
59. Zanna - March 13, 2009 3:39 PM
ha ha...it's true, JRZ!
60. Sandy - March 13, 2009 3:42 PM
The dot is lost in the thicket.
61. testing - March 13, 2009 3:46 PM
Condirering that Danny Boyl already said he wont direct the movie this sounds like made up bs
she is way hot though
62. Jrz - March 13, 2009 3:47 PM
CTRL OH!
CTRL PR!
CTRL Rx!
CTRL ......JANE! (what did we do for jane?)
63. Jrz - March 13, 2009 3:48 PM
Condirering?
Youze talkin crazy, #61.
64. Chris Brown - March 13, 2009 3:51 PM
So, uh, just out of curiosity, can an Indian guy beat the daughters, too?
65. Zanna - March 13, 2009 4:02 PM
thixthy one hath a thpeech impedementh
66. Zanna - March 13, 2009 4:03 PM
Light a blunt and send smoke signals..that's what we did for Janey.
67. therush - March 13, 2009 4:04 PM
Wow. A lot of racism on these boards. Freida Pinto is clearly hot as shit.
68. Jrz - March 13, 2009 4:09 PM
Woow a lot of rathithm on theeth bowuhds
SHUT THE FUCK UP CRYBABY!!
69. Still White on the Outside - March 13, 2009 4:10 PM
@67
Hot, curry smelling, shit. It burns man it burns. I'm never going to Tandoor ever again!
70. lina - March 13, 2009 4:13 PM
wow!
she is lucky!!!
71. Jrz - March 13, 2009 4:24 PM
What's that crazy jitterbug move she'd doing there? Is it the Basmati Boogie?
72. Elmo - March 13, 2009 4:27 PM
she's got a huge elbow...
73. vito - March 13, 2009 4:49 PM
I'm usually turned off by overly hirsute women, but she is very pretty. Being someone who is quite fond of curry, I'd suck on her clit until her head imploded.
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Mostly because of the economy (and because he's a fucking tight-ass) he decided to take them up on a great sale they were having on the procedure.
Apparently the surgery went fine, except now whenever he gets an erection his garage door opens.
74. The White Urkel - March 13, 2009 4:59 PM
Why don't mexicans have BBQ's?
The Pinto beans keep falling through the grill!
See how I tied Freida Pinto/Pinto beans into that joke. I know, clever.
75. wow #68 - March 13, 2009 5:18 PM
#68, if you fell off a cliff, i would smile.
76. bootlips - March 13, 2009 7:45 PM
Indian chicks are hot because they are feminine. They are so unlike the negro monkeys who look like transvestites.
77. Venom - March 13, 2009 7:51 PM
So sick of this talentless b!tch.
Am I the only one that noticed that the little children were the ones that did the actual work in the movie.
She and the other older kids barely did anything.
Dev Patel was like soulless dead wood.
The movie overall was garbage anyway.
78. Venom - March 13, 2009 7:58 PM
I have to laugh at the poor racists on here.
The President is black.
The Indians are taking your jobs.
And the Chinese own this country because they own your debt.
And your little white penises are small and your women don't want them.
Karma is a bitch.
Keep talking sh!t, it has been working well for you so far.
79. fedup - March 13, 2009 8:06 PM
What is with people thinking that anything other than white features - hairlines included aren't beautiful or normal? - I once had this twit blond girl commenting on how she thought it was so weird that Asiangirls had more hair around their face! - God the rest of the world is right in naming us "the big butt" ignorant nation.
80. Kristen - March 13, 2009 8:33 PM
Bond Girl suits her.
Slumdog didn't win best picture because of the acting she did in it... In fact, it was her first film. She got lucky because she's pretty--not because she's Meryl Streep.
81. therush - March 13, 2009 8:38 PM
@#68, 69: What articulate rebuttals. Tell me, does it suck to still be a virgin?
82. Lowlands - March 13, 2009 8:49 PM
Another one with a spare penis.What's up with those Indian women?
83. fact - March 13, 2009 9:02 PM
#78-79 (same person, obviously): the U.S. has been the sole global superpower for 20 years. Your taunts are like mosquito bites to us.
84. Eva - March 13, 2009 9:21 PM
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85. Chenush - March 13, 2009 11:03 PM
Where is her neck?...
86. rebecca - March 14, 2009 12:39 AM
every religion exists in india. she is catholic so her name is frieda pinto. she's beautiful, clean, and very natural....so if you're used to the photoshoped/plastic hollywood girls you won't be impressed.
87. sederunt29 - March 14, 2009 11:53 AM
Hey, that's the Paris Hilton dance.
88. Alonzo - March 14, 2009 6:19 PM
Fried Pinto Beans? I had that last night and paid for it this morning.
89. jennifer - March 14, 2009 9:35 PM
She's very exotic looking. I'll have to check out her hairy forehead and yellow teeth, though....
90. handyman - March 14, 2009 9:44 PM
She is really beautiful but what's up with her fingers? they are like 40 inches long...
91. shankyouverymuch - March 15, 2009 4:39 AM
What is she pointing at?????? Or is that dancing Indian style?????? What????
92. Rajan - March 15, 2009 12:23 PM
Are they dancing to that shitty Indian music?
93. mikeock - March 15, 2009 5:11 PM
even though it would take a month and a machete to shave her pussy, I'd tap that curry slurping bitch until Ghandi eats a cheeseburger
94. foo - March 15, 2009 8:21 PM
Get with the program. She is Indian, not British so a british word for a british dish, invented and eaten only in England ("curry" from 14th century french 'cuisine'), makes no sense.
I like Aryan/Indo-European features myself and judging by how she looks, she is almost certainly Aryan and not Dravidian (Aryan == Indian word for 650 North Indians, Dravidian == 450 million South Indians)
95. foo - March 15, 2009 8:22 PM
650 ==> 650 million in the above post
96. erica - March 15, 2009 9:32 PM
You guys are so racist, it makes me sick. That's a beautiful woman.
97. liz4sale - March 15, 2009 10:47 PM
in pic#2, is that not the longest finger you've ever seen???
98. YoursTruly! - March 16, 2009 2:41 AM
Ewwww!!!! Are you serious?? The chics in James Bond are getting worse and worse whilst the casting for Bond himself seems to get better.... Same boriiinnng brunette, all look the same!! The most famous and many say, beautiful Bond girl was URSULA ANDRESS. And she was BLOND. James Bond needs a blond!! Many say they wont cast a blond because she will take too much attention away from James Bonds role....like Ursula did in Dr No....who the hell would remember Bond in that???? When Ursula was in it??
BLOND BLOND BLOND FOR JAMES BOND!! Not this curry muncher! PINTO needs a MINTO does NOT ooze any sort of sexual anything!! SHE IS NOT SEXY! Erk.
99. francis - March 26, 2009 2:47 PM
Freido Pinto would be a fantastic Bond Girl. I would love to see her in a Bond Movie, she is so beautiful,sexy and that incredible smile. Just image that sexy smile close up in the James Bond Movie, even Bond will have a hard time being in the lead.
100. francis - March 26, 2009 2:47 PM
Freido Pinto would be a fantastic Bond Girl. I would love to see her in a Bond Movie, she is so beautiful,sexy and that incredible smile. Just image that sexy smile close up in the James Bond Movie, even Bond will have a hard time being in the lead.
101. noora - April 21, 2009 9:27 AM
hey guys common..shes a pretty young girl..
u all r juz jealous
losers!
102. Shiv - July 9, 2009 3:42 PM
Some ignoramus claiming that North India - Aryan and South India = Dravidian.
It is nowhere near that simple. Nearly all indians have some mixture of Dravidian and Aryan.
And there are large numbers of Dravidians in North India. Mostly in the North East region. Ofcourse nobody is a pure dravidian.
Look at Angelina Jolie. Although she has white skin there is the undeniable Dravidian/Africa facial features. Even many white people have said it.
Freida Pinto has Dravidian features and is probably a mix of Aryan also
103. devon - August 10, 2009 5:39 PM
@Mike #38 Many people feel that pink nips look they they belong on a pig.....
104. ugg black - January 8, 2010 9:58 PM
soso