Mar 12 2009Eva Herzigova in a bikini
While most of you are probably thinking "Why am I looking at pictures of a mop with breasts?", these are actually shots of supermodel Eva Herzigova vacationing in St. Barts, and apparently, there's been a big to-do about her figure, according to Celebuzz:
"I have lost weight without really noticing," the model says, "I haven't dieted and I am healthy. I am perfectly happy with my weight and this is my natural structure."
"I have never tried to lose weight--it hasn't been intentional." Herzigova put some of the onus on motherhood with son Turin, who is one. "I am a busy working mother, I have a hectic life rushing around looking after my toddler combined with a busy career."
I take umbrage with this report. Mostly because there can't be a "to-do" without me even weighing in first; She's too skinny. BOOM! TO-DO! Get Anderson Cooper on the line. But, hey, wait. - - Don't tell him it's about girls.

Reader Comments
1. ironcorn - March 12, 2009 11:55 AM
sweet!!!
2. nicholerichie'stwin - March 12, 2009 11:56 AM
where is she? i can't see her.
3. Bertrum G. Cumberdale - March 12, 2009 11:56 AM
annorexic ugly loser im a guy and im way more better looking
4. ironcorn - March 12, 2009 11:57 AM
and first!! at last
5. Jeezy - March 12, 2009 11:57 AM
Skin covered skeleton.
6. Bort - March 12, 2009 11:57 AM
she LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF DRIED BREAD HAHAHAHAH
7. ugh - March 12, 2009 12:00 PM
holocaust survivor?
someone give this girl some bread.
8. Erica - March 12, 2009 12:04 PM
WTF! That's not her "natural structure". Her legs are so far about you could fit another leg in the middle.
9. yawn - March 12, 2009 12:05 PM
Ok, so this is the story about weight...I assume the story about race will be next? I look forward to the many original, nonrepetitive, unpredictable, entertaining comments.
10. Kor - March 12, 2009 12:06 PM
She needs a sammich!!
11. FRIST!!! - March 12, 2009 12:11 PM
She's too caucasion..
I mean skinny!!!!
12. Valerie - March 12, 2009 12:20 PM
Hmmm, she could stand to put on 10 lbs of muscle, and she'd probably look really good. She actually looks really hungry!
13. ishi-san - March 12, 2009 12:20 PM
iieeewww! Is that what we are supposed to look like?? No thanks
14. luka - March 12, 2009 12:21 PM
#8, her being slightly bowlegged doesn't mean that this is not her natural structure... of course you don't see many bowlegged fatties, but you can't see what's underneath all that fat anyway...
15. my name is Suzie and I have no self-esteem - March 12, 2009 12:23 PM
It's so irresponsible to publish these pictures. A couple of minutes ago, I was very healthy and happy. Then I looked at her pictures. Now I have anorexia nervosa. I hold all of you responsible.
16. havoc - March 12, 2009 12:25 PM
And just think, the camera adds ten pounds.
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17. Frank - March 12, 2009 12:27 PM
I've seen healthier broads in Auschwitz
18. Valerie - March 12, 2009 12:31 PM
Suzi, seriously: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ25o7iYZ50
19. Michael Blacke - March 12, 2009 12:41 PM
she looks fantastic
20. ::to all the boys and girls out there:: - March 12, 2009 12:46 PM
too fat, too skinny ... FUCK YOU ALL let the fucking woman of the world weigh however much the fuck they want to ... criticize our intelligence, our choices but stop with the ignorant comments about our weight
21. Dr. Phil - March 12, 2009 12:50 PM
Lots of neurotic chicks become anorexic after the birth of a kid. They get completely freaked out by all the body changes during pregnancy - so do normal women, but the body-image neurotics can barely control the insanity. Then, as soon as they crap the kid out, they set to work on dieting and completely overdo it, like this Victoria's Skeleton model. Plus, the kid gets to deal with an impossibly high maintenance mom who resents what the kid did to her body. Yes, these are truly model women.
22. Lowlands - March 12, 2009 12:51 PM
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23. BonnieBell - March 12, 2009 12:51 PM
I know I'm going to go to the Great Pasta Machine in Hell for saying this.....
but Paris Hilton looks better in a bikini than this chick.
24. BonnieBell - March 12, 2009 12:52 PM
I know I'm going to go to the Great Pasta Machine in Hell for saying this.....
but Paris Hilton looks better in a bikini than this chick.
25. MassGrrl - March 12, 2009 12:52 PM
Uh, she looks fine. ???
26. BonnieBell - March 12, 2009 12:53 PM
Sorry for the double post
27. you all - March 12, 2009 12:53 PM
"FUCK YOU ALL let the fucking woman of the world weigh however much the fuck they want to"
Stop pretending you're not free to do whatever you want, including weighing whatever you want. What you're whining about is that you want to be free of the consequences of your choices. Sorry, no deal.
28. FRIST!!! - March 12, 2009 12:56 PM
#21 So true!!
29. Deacon Jones - March 12, 2009 12:57 PM
GAaah!
30. Alan - March 12, 2009 1:03 PM
Wow,so sexy!I just want to kiss her,lol...seems she is dating at the famous millionaire club "c e l e b mingle . com, they are already rich enough, but still looking for rich, why??
31. Sauron - March 12, 2009 1:11 PM
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32. juniper - March 12, 2009 1:12 PM
hey give her credit. at least she doesnt have a black hood ornament hanging over her like the other VS model whore.
33. Rick - March 12, 2009 1:16 PM
If I had to choose between too fat and too skinny, well, that's easy - there's nothing more disgusting than rolls of fat and rippling cellulite. Unfortunately most of the time these days it's an all-fat menu out there.
34. AtomicSquid - March 12, 2009 1:22 PM
I see the mop but where are the breasts you speak of?
35. FRIST!!! - March 12, 2009 1:24 PM
Where do some of you people live that you think that 99% of all American women are fat? Guess that makes me 1%..
HaHa!!! I'm joking..
36. best story today - March 12, 2009 1:25 PM
"When 13-year-old Alycia Nipp didn't come home from a trip to Wal-Mart, her family had no idea where she was. But a tracking device was transmitting the location of her accused killer, Darrin Sanford. The convicted sex offender was wearing a GPS monitor when he tried to rape the teen before beating and stabbing her, according to police."
Second-funniest part: "tried to rape" her
Funniest part: her name was "Nipp"
37. Darth - March 12, 2009 1:28 PM
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38. Adolf H. - March 12, 2009 1:31 PM
The black outfit was my idea. I call it "ovenwear".
39. Harry - March 12, 2009 1:34 PM
Wow, haven't heard from this woman in years. Can you be on vacation if you don't actually work?
40. asdf321 - March 12, 2009 1:35 PM
Man! what a porker. she really needs to loose some weight. She would be nice if she was at least 10 lbs thinner.
41. Kia - March 12, 2009 1:36 PM
I don't know who started the whole "running after my toddler keeps me thin" idea, but it's pretty humorous. If that were the case, there would be a lot more MILFs in the world. Most moms are somewhat overweight and I don't think it has anything to do with their parenting style...
42. GrandpaMccain - March 12, 2009 1:36 PM
SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE THAT SKINNY BITCH A CHEESEBURGER, OR A HOT DOG OR AT LEAST AN F-ING FRENCH FRY!!!
43. Lowlands - March 12, 2009 1:44 PM
Too skinny for me,according to my taste.She might look pretty good in clothes!
44. Sauron - March 12, 2009 1:48 PM
Is she starving? I understand designers like skinny models because they fit in all clothes!
45. NipTuck - March 12, 2009 1:48 PM
Very skinny. But if she is healthy...let her be that way
46. Hulu - March 12, 2009 1:50 PM
forget about her.... check out the hulu mini player: http://tinyurl.com/hulu-mini-viewer
47. Darth - March 12, 2009 1:52 PM
I hope for her she's healthy.But she doesn't look healthy!
48. Nero - March 12, 2009 1:54 PM
More meat please!
49. R2-D2 - March 12, 2009 2:00 PM
Boop blip! Humans have a skeleton! blop!
50. #36... WHAT THE FUCK?!!? - March 12, 2009 2:07 PM
you are a fucking lunatic! you're gonna make fun of this story! that 13-year-old girl was beaten and stabbed to death. she is dead now. burn in hell, fuckwad.
51. Hot Latina - March 12, 2009 2:15 PM
#11
I guess you have not seen the petite Asians and Latinos lol! The Asians usually have small tits but us Latinas that are fit and not skinny or chunky have nice tits and smally shapely butts.
52. Holyfuck - March 12, 2009 2:22 PM
Yeah, she looks like she just got out of Auchwitz but the fact of the matter is that she will never have diabetes and will probably live until she's 90.
53. Rough Daddy - March 12, 2009 2:26 PM
She looks great, so is a chic with a nicer thighs,,,variety is the spice of life!!
54. Deacon Jones - March 12, 2009 2:45 PM
@51
HoLLa!
I agree. When I was in Puerto Rico two summers ago, I had to put on Hannibal's mask whenever I went to the beach.
55. Jester - March 12, 2009 2:46 PM
She seriously looks like she just walked out of a concentration camp, and those pancakes, yeeesh........................
56. lola - March 12, 2009 3:07 PM
I am less worried about her thin (but healthy weight) than I am by her lack of muscle tone. That it what is making her look bad here. She has such a narrow weak chest, arms, and legs.. but that is beauty right?
57. duh - March 12, 2009 3:17 PM
"She has such a narrow weak chest, arms, and legs.. but that is beauty right?"
Designers like skinny models because they serve as good clothes hangers for their designs. It's not a beauty contest, it's a competition to be the best living clothes hanger. Everybody knows that. It's an old, tired, dead horse of a subject. Here's the key point: shut up.
58. Frank N. Stein - March 12, 2009 3:18 PM
I'd hit that.
59. RichPort's Ghost - March 12, 2009 3:22 PM
She looks like a garden gnome in pic #4.
60. timmy the dying boy - March 12, 2009 3:24 PM
I hope a trip to the grocery store is in her immediate plans.
61. mikeock - March 12, 2009 3:31 PM
all the negative comments are from fat broads trying to justify their gigantic asses.
62. Sad - March 12, 2009 3:56 PM
You know once she puts the weight back on people are going to be calling her chubby. Sad.
63. question - March 12, 2009 4:01 PM
If she had some muscles on her legs and a more toned abdomen, she would be really beautiful. I don't think she is too skinny, but she isn't normal either. I mean, not more than a normal model at least.
People use the kids excuse for anything: too fat or too thin. Greeat.
64. MakesMeHappy - March 12, 2009 4:03 PM
These pictures make me happier than the real Eva Herzigova ever would. Thanks for posting 'em fish.
65. Mama Pinkus - March 12, 2009 4:08 PM
these model gals always claim they eat whatever they want but if you dig, you find all they want is a lettuce leaf and a couple of pumkin seeds
66. testing - March 12, 2009 5:03 PM
She has always been skinny, but this is too far and not attractive. She usually has pin up girl or hitchcock blond look, the heroine chic does not look good on her
67. farty mcshitface - March 12, 2009 5:05 PM
i don't know why some are complaining about how skinny she looks. she looks just like every other supermodel- skin and bones. they are all ugly, overated anorexic liars. yeh she isn't trying to be this skinny. just like blowhan is skinny because she is so busy working. lindsay hasn't had a job in about 2 years now and i haven't heard of any jobs coming her way. women can be such pathetic liars about their weight related issues.
68. Sookie - March 12, 2009 5:27 PM
She's definately way too skinny. Add her to the "death watch list" along with Lindsey Lohan, Amy Wino, and Rachel Zoe.
69. LT - March 12, 2009 5:39 PM
Had a baby a year ago? Damn. I had one two years ago and my belly looks NOTHING like that. Jealous.
70. Marie - March 12, 2009 5:42 PM
Some people, when they're stressed out or overworked, do lose a lot of weight. I am one of them, and it can be very frustrating, especially since people will tell you to your face all the time that you're skinny and ask you if you're anorexic. She might be, like she might not. And what if she is? Leave her alone!
71. jj - March 12, 2009 5:49 PM
too skinnyy?
FUCK YOU!!!!
it's always too skinny..too fat
some people actually are naturally skinny
not everyone who's thin is anorexic you fucking morons
72. wet newspaper - March 12, 2009 6:00 PM
How do these model chicks have babies and not have one visible stretch mark as a result? are they getting c-sections done at 6 months or something...?
73. Adolph - March 12, 2009 7:26 PM
I thought they shut down all my concentration camps?
74. ::to all the boys and girls out there:: - March 12, 2009 8:52 PM
#27
no im not saying that ... im saying that EVERYONE should keep their fucking opinions to themselves about a woman's (or man's) weight ... no one knows what monsters are hiding behind closed doors ... some people are overweight because they have fucked up thyroids and their metabolism is shit ... some chicks stick their fingers down their throats because they WANT to look unattractive because they were raped when they were young ... so yeah, everyone can and has an opinion but we should let them out carefully
75. Alinka - March 12, 2009 11:33 PM
She needs some muscle tone. Shes kinda flabby.
76. GG1000 - March 13, 2009 1:42 AM
Oh for F's sake, these women drive me crazy with this "I have a career; I have a toddler" therefore I look like I just stepped out of Auschwitz. Come kid, job, the Apocalypse, whatever, most of us don't just lose weight without trying! Also, she doesn't look healthy. Her face is gaunt and she has no muscles. Yuck.
77. Patrick - March 13, 2009 1:43 AM
Her caboose still looks pretty righteous.
78. ginger - March 13, 2009 2:30 AM
#74 - We are all judeged by a culturally determined standard of beauty. It is our right and responsibility to debate this standard.
79. gerard vandenberg - March 13, 2009 4:48 AM
She "FORGOT" her tits to take with her, folks?
80. Blue Light Special - March 13, 2009 9:43 AM
Since when do you guys like looking at drift-wood?
81. RichPort's Toast - March 13, 2009 10:33 AM
#59: You look like a smegma-covered cock. What's your fucking point, douche?
82. i call 'em as I see 'em - March 13, 2009 12:15 PM
Ha Ha Ha #80 you're right.
This girl is SCRAWNY, which is different than skinny. And not in a good way.
Too bad, because she used to be one of the models who at least looked like a female. Not any more. Put a bikini and a babooshka on Andy Dick, and I'll bet you
couldn't tell the two of them apart.
83. Jenner - March 13, 2009 2:15 PM
I have seen her dating profile on a celebrity and Mill ionaire da ting site …C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M…I tried to put her dat ing photo or profile, but the link is too long, this site dosent allow me to do such a thing. If you don`t belive, please ask me for the link or search at that site with her criteria.
84. peckerheadedstepchild - March 13, 2009 3:57 PM
She looks fantastic. If her breasts were a little bigger, she'd be perfect.
85. sorry gwynnie but you're ugly - March 13, 2009 4:33 PM
still better than being fat
86. wrong - March 13, 2009 4:38 PM
51. Hot Latina - March 12, 2009 2:15 PM
you wish - most latinas I see every day have big wide butts and no tits
87. laurente - March 13, 2009 9:16 PM
guys
When are you going to realize that most VICTORIA SECRET models are bone racks
they are not the really voluptuous types that they portray
they either have fake boobs they shove up to kingdom come and a lot of stuffing if they don't
most are fake
but in person their legs are scrawny and their butts are flat
most of you would be very disappointed in person
Nope I am not fat!
88. sarah - March 13, 2009 10:04 PM
she may be skinny, but she still has cankles.
89. Bebo - April 14, 2009 11:08 AM
WoOooOw