Doutzen Kroes in a bikini
Here's Victoria's Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Miami yesterday with her boyfriend DJ Ruckus. I really need to get into this music producing business, and not just so I can score with models. I'm thinking about singers and actresses, too, because I'm a complicated man with complex emotions like in that movie where the chick has amnesia and writes in that notebook. I think it was called "Forgetting Stuff." Ladies?

Reader Comments
1. eric - March 10, 2009 4:10 PM
phirst
2. ghgh - March 10, 2009 4:11 PM
FIRST BITCHESD
3. manda - March 10, 2009 4:11 PM
her body is awesome. bikini is ugly though.
4. eric - March 10, 2009 4:12 PM
too late...
i win
5. vanessa - March 10, 2009 4:14 PM
adorable figure. ugly bikini.
6. Rough Daddy - March 10, 2009 4:15 PM
Black meat white treats,,,,here comes the racist comments....make em colorful!!!
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9. ___ - March 10, 2009 4:19 PM
And what did you win, Eric? That's right, douchebag of the day. Fucking douchebag of the day. How does it feel to be the big winner?
And #2 you were is such a hurry to claim douchebag #1 status that you typo'd. But don't despair, ghgh, with adding "bitches" and then misspelling it, you actually win douchebag a-hole retard status. Great effort. Nice job.
10. Gail - March 10, 2009 4:19 PM
Second row of pictures, far right picture: say hello to the prototypical male Superficial commenter (in the background).
11. Jesse - March 10, 2009 4:22 PM
Hit dat Buckwheat!
12. sz - March 10, 2009 4:23 PM
how is this woman a VS model??? My body looks even better, yet because she's TAAAAAAAALLLL she gets a friggin' modeling contract with VS? F**KING BS!! Shorties need love too =(
13. 50-50 - March 10, 2009 4:25 PM
I hate the idea of her giving away that amazing body, but I'm fine with that ugly face getting soiled by the n i g g e r.
14. b - March 10, 2009 4:28 PM
Dang, my wifes body looks way better than that. And my wife had the sense not to sleep with a bootlip baboon. Dirty Monkey.
15. black woman - March 10, 2009 4:29 PM
Great. These days, finding a black man with a job is like finding a needle in a haystack. And he tries to move up by hooking up with a white woman. Are there any good black men left? (Don't try to sell me President Bigears Oreo, I ain't buyin'....)
16. Jackson - March 10, 2009 4:32 PM
Doutzen has great healthy sexy curves and her measurements are 34-24-35 and natural tits too; unlike Kim Kardaskank because Kim has fat induced curves on her pear shaped body and Kim has breast implants.
17. Bonhomey - March 10, 2009 4:34 PM
Superficial Guy - What constitutes an "inappropriate" comment' for you?? Stop posting racist ones that you wouldn't tolerate if someone actually had the nerves/stupidity to say them directly to you. Free speech is the government's burden, not yours.
18. Bono - March 10, 2009 4:34 PM
Great work, Doutzen. This is how AIDS started (sex with monkeys).
19. Vicky - March 10, 2009 4:35 PM
She better be careful - at any moment he could go all Travis on her.
20. Joe - March 10, 2009 4:37 PM
Scando guys have small penises so it's not surprising she's looking for a lot more.
21. Ali Knievel - March 10, 2009 4:38 PM
What's wit dude's hair? You can be the buffest dude in the world but you still look like Sideshow Mel from The Simpsons. Man, I need to hit the gym so I can pick up a big bootied eurotrash white girl my own damned self.
22. ☆☆Re6el☆☆ - March 10, 2009 4:39 PM
cool!!
THANKS HOLLYWEIRD for filtering out all the mudsharks for us!
23. farty mcshitface - March 10, 2009 4:42 PM
meh, she and these other so-called supermodels are the very definiton of overated.
i see better looking chicks EVERYDAY without even trying.
24. dude_on - March 10, 2009 4:48 PM
I'm convinced that paparazzi is short for fashion conscious effeminate men who like photography. Pic #8 is hardly a respectable ass shot.
25. Deacon Jones - March 10, 2009 4:49 PM
She looks like an ugly Jessica Biel.
Speaking of Fish, you should def. post more of Biel, now THAT'S a woman. This comment page would crash from us chronic masturbators
26. ☆☆Re6el☆☆ - March 10, 2009 4:51 PM
oh, and yes...that is elliot_spitz_on_her that my name is linked to.
27. Vince Lombardi - March 10, 2009 5:06 PM
She needs a better name --- like "Mrs. Lombardi."
28. meygun - March 10, 2009 5:06 PM
Ridiculous, the lot of you. She's got a bangin' body, he's hot, they're rich, happy and on vacation. Eat it, you're all jealous.
ha ha ha
29. chirs - March 10, 2009 5:07 PM
spoiled white girl stil hates her parents BBC
30. Frank N. Stein - March 10, 2009 5:10 PM
The bikini is not flattering on her.
31. ion - March 10, 2009 5:17 PM
racists from USA are so pityfull ...
he's look not bad at all, i wish my body look likes his ...
This girl i definitly hit her, she has nice natural curves.
32. jaked1 - March 10, 2009 5:20 PM
Hey, I understand, and I know a lot of you guys feel very insecure next to the black dick; the very idea that if you ever did have a shot with this woman (which you don't), you would never be able to satisfy her to the level that she has become accustomed to (which you won't). Don't feel bad, there's a lot of tight assed men out there that you would still be able to please with your 5 inch penises.
Oh and "b" just because your wife told you that she's never been with a black man, doesn't mean some brother didn't have her bent over giving her a pounding that would make you completely redefine your conception of the female orgasm! SEE: she likes it from the back, and she likes it 9 inches deep.
33. nice try - March 10, 2009 5:23 PM
The vast majority of white women don't want the stench of failure on them, so they don't hook up with n i g g e r s.
34. Jebguy - March 10, 2009 5:24 PM
Hey, I understand, and I know a lot of you guys feel very insecure next to the black dick; the very idea that if you ever did have a shot with this woman (which you don't), you would never be able to satisfy her to the level that she has become accustomed to (which you won't). Don't feel bad, there's a lot of tight assed men out there that you would still be able to please with your 5 inch penises.
Oh and "b" just because your wife told you that she's never been with a black man, doesn't mean some brother didn't have her bent over giving her a pounding that would make you completely redefine your conception of the female orgasm! SEE: she likes it from the back, and she likes it 9 inches deep.
35. mike - March 10, 2009 5:28 PM
Good lord, can somebody get this monkey (#32/34) to stop flinging its feces? Sure, it's fun to train them to do tricks, but make sure you know how to make them stop performing.
36. Andrio - March 10, 2009 5:31 PM
If you're a loose-pussy black woman you probably need 9 inches and being mentally limited yourself you don't notice the guy is intellectually inferior. In fact, if he's EVER held a job he's kind of a superstar.
37. Doutzen Kroes - March 10, 2009 5:40 PM
"Ruckus! Ungawa!"
38. Jebguy - March 10, 2009 5:42 PM
Hey Mike and Adino, you guys make a great point, actually. I really don't like flinging feces, but that's what your mother’s into and I have to give that b*tch what she likes, you know? You fellas can understand that, right? Plus, it's usually difficult for black men to get jobs because we usually like to stay home and bang your wives while you're away at work. AND when we do get a job, it's usually something small and non-demanding like THE PRESIDENT OF THE FU.CKING UNITED STATES!!!
My d*ck will be here all day for you to suck.
39. casualencounters.com/blog/ - March 10, 2009 5:42 PM
Nice ass for a model? Usually them gurls have skinny little I-don't-eat butts.
40. Lain - March 10, 2009 5:43 PM
Don't mind me. I'm just watching chronic masturbate-rs argue over the internet about who has the biggest cock. Totally worth it.
41. myb*tch - March 10, 2009 5:46 PM
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!!! That's n i g g e r blood that holds the highest office in the country! He is every white American's boss. Bend down and kiss the f$uckin ring!!
42. L Ron Hubbard - March 10, 2009 5:55 PM
Hey kneegrow, politicians serve the people. That Muslim kneegrow is my slaveboy now.
43. Kriss Kross - March 10, 2009 6:00 PM
She should give that chimp the bikini. It has bigger tits
44. Parker - March 10, 2009 6:19 PM
I would like to bury my bone in her backyard. Nice spread back there.
45. Hates Douche Bags - March 10, 2009 6:31 PM
She has a great bod. And when dolled up in a V. Secret pic shes hot. I think some of the guys making effed up comments are just made a black guy got a womean they could never get.
46. Kriss Kross - March 10, 2009 7:05 PM
Why is it that negroids can only talk about dicks? Why not discuss the great negroid achievements in math and science? How about the great success of negroid countries like Zimbabwe, Congo, Rwanda, or Angola?
47. wow - March 10, 2009 7:06 PM
Nice to know some of the superficial readers are a bunch of racist fucks.
Those of you making idiotic, ignorant racist comments are a waste of space on this earth.
Shame on you and those who raised you with such views.
I understand this isnt the forum to be "Serious" but come on!...are these really the feelings you harbor inside as you go on about your day..cause I'm damn sure you aren't out there screaming racist views to your co-workers, your classmates, or someone you see walking down the street.
Please make an effort to change your ignorant views, they're not just YOUR VIEWS..they are views that effect millions of people in a very negative way.
somehow I fee like I have to make it clear that I'm NOT black..because somehow, people like you think I can only feel like this if I'm black.
No, I don't have to be black to recognize ignorance.
48. Vanilla Gorilla - March 10, 2009 7:08 PM
Jealous losers make me giggle. Keep up the good work comrades. Next meeting is Thursday night at 8.
49. Louis Farrakhan - March 10, 2009 7:08 PM
I didn't know they allowed chimps on the beach. White women will do anything for attention.
50. Delgo - March 10, 2009 7:17 PM
Tracy Chapman lookin FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
51. feckless - March 10, 2009 7:23 PM
He is eye candy. Take note, Fish.
52. francesca - March 10, 2009 7:32 PM
lol @ wow. i completely agree with everything u have said. 100%
53. RichPort's Ghost - March 10, 2009 7:48 PM
What is a babe like this doing with MC MuthaFucka or whatever the fuck this ape calls himself.
If Costner's name was "Dances with Wolves", this fucker's name is "Swings From Vines"
54. my comment - March 10, 2009 7:50 PM
She's pretty ugly for a 'super model.'
55. Sarah - March 10, 2009 7:54 PM
It's sad when white women ruin themselves like this. Our society has really lost its way.
56. Howard Port - March 10, 2009 8:30 PM
Not even as hot as the average chick in Miami Beach. Maybe she cleans up well?
Remember, even Anna Nicole Pig was a 'model'.
57. Will - March 10, 2009 8:33 PM
"AND when we do get a job, it's usually something small and non-demanding like THE PRESIDENT OF THE FU.CKING UNITED STATES!!!"
Obama loves basketball and wants to steal money from successful white people, who earned it from hard work, and give it to black folks to spend irresponsibly during the brief unproductive periods between their stints in prison. Yes, he's definitely black.
58. Howard Port - March 10, 2009 8:37 PM
I take it back. Looked at her Victoria's Secret page and she's a beautiful girl. WTF is she doing with that loser? Does she know about his assault conviction on his previous girlfriend?
59. xnxixcxkxmxaxnx - March 10, 2009 8:47 PM
He's gonna put a ruckus in that booty!
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61. poop - March 10, 2009 9:17 PM
HE'S GORGEOUS.
She's a pretty girl.
You all need to shut the hell up. Fish should block your IPs.
62. Phil - March 10, 2009 9:32 PM
"Does she know about his assault conviction on his previous girlfriend?"
He's black, she should know it's pretty likely that he has a record.
63. Oprah - March 10, 2009 9:35 PM
I think she has a trauma history. Rape, or maybe incest, or both. Those are the only types of white girls who are attracted to black men. They feel dirty and they need to soil themselves. In this case: mission accomplished.
64. everybody - March 10, 2009 9:36 PM
#47 - take your unsolicited preaching and shove it up your ass.
65. Laura - March 10, 2009 10:32 PM
I haven't read this site in awhile and I am so disgusted with the racist comments I won't ever be coming here again. There's a reason Americans are hated by every other country on earth...and you douchebags are exactly why. Fucking losers. Like #47, I feel compelled to say that I am white as well, but I'm not missing any chromosomes like you bigots obviously are.
Doutzen is one of the most beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on, and that is one seriously hot man! Bunch of jealous fat losers sitting in their mother's basements...it's oh so apparent.
66. hooper - March 10, 2009 10:49 PM
serious budderface. Hideous.
67. gerard Vandenberg - March 11, 2009 12:14 AM
Discuss her body and that of britney spears, folks.
AMERICA IS LOSING IT..........................................................................AGAIN?
68. kandyman - March 11, 2009 12:54 AM
she's got an awesome body compared to a regular girl.. Pretty yes, "supermodel", no. Probably cleans up real nice though.
But, in most of those pictures, he's outta her league.
69. celebrity gossip - March 11, 2009 4:11 AM
Very hot
70. Morgan - March 11, 2009 7:48 AM
What the fuck happened to her. I remember back at 2005-2006, she was aesthetically perfect, both face and body.
Slim girls? Yes
Fit girls? Yes
She looks swollen and out of proportion. Don't get me started on the whole mudshark thing.
A white chick who's ONLY dating black guys, is just a fucked up as chick with ONLY maly friends. You just know something's wrong.
71. juniper - March 11, 2009 8:28 AM
let her have her black baby and fade into obscurity.
72. Politically Correct - March 11, 2009 9:18 AM
Someone should throw that dude some suntan lotion.
His sunburn is looking a little crispy.
$20 says her dick is bigger than his.
73. shadow boy - March 11, 2009 9:28 AM
I want to rub my feces all over her face, squirt diarrhea into her nostrils and cut pieces of her anus to sprinkle over my dickcheese. Breakfast!
74. everyone - March 11, 2009 9:39 AM
"I haven't read this site in awhile and I am so disgusted with the racist comments I won't ever be coming here again."
THANKS!
75. Let go - March 11, 2009 10:03 AM
Some white guys are such whiny little bitches. Don't cry little boy. Mama will buy you that Tonka toy at Wal-mart as soon as she sells her supply of methadone. Now be a good boy and turn on her stories and then bolt all the windows on the trailer. I hear there is a twister comin.
I bet none of you are bitching when you see that Paula Patton or Salma Hayek is banging a white dude.
76. eddy - March 11, 2009 10:08 AM
i`m dutch and proud of this arian girl from Holland. It`s a shame she has an interest in the negro race.
77. Apes in the White House - March 11, 2009 10:08 AM
It's shameful when a perfectly good white woman turns to beastiality.
78. Jane Goodall - March 11, 2009 10:13 AM
check it out, the Obomma's just put a jungle jim on the White House lawn, here's one of the kids playing on it:
http://www.fotosearch.com/bigcomp.asp?path=UNY/UNY807/u23558117.jpg
79. Gisele - March 11, 2009 10:20 AM
@58 - shows how much airbrushing goes into VS when this is what you get in real life.
80. Let go - March 11, 2009 10:31 AM
@76 It's also a shame that you have no interest in spell check either. You can't even spell your people's race correctly. Perhaps one of your brothers judo chopped you in the head while they were doing a Nazi salute. So sorry.
81. Spunkbob Sploogepants - March 11, 2009 10:59 AM
He's not a DJ! That's one half of the Insane Cock Brothas.
82. LaLaLoo - March 11, 2009 12:50 PM
It's a little like Thanksgiving. Some people just prefer dark meat.
83. Whitey - March 11, 2009 12:51 PM
Once you go black, we won't take you back.
84. Monkey's Bone - March 11, 2009 1:12 PM
UMMM HMMM .... 3 Bones UP !
Cute body - good looking too
85. mamamiasweetpeaches - March 11, 2009 2:00 PM
Even though its quite apparent they both hit the gym A LOT more than I do...I dont find either of 'em particularly attractive.
Am I the only one who thinks Pic 11 looks ridiculous? Whenever a really tall chick trys to act cute it always looks like a Great Dane trying to sit in your lap like a chihuahua.
86. Rudolph - March 11, 2009 6:16 PM
Hey, isn't Doutzen Kroes the name of one of Santa's Reindeer?
(I didn't know that they had last names, but it stands to reason...)
87. Ronald - March 11, 2009 6:18 PM
LOL, whatsup with all the remarks about the black guy??
This post clearly is only about Doutzen's body, which is really not that special anyway....
88. Anthony - March 11, 2009 6:41 PM
This chick ain't anything special. Is this what passes for a "supermodel" these days?
@15 black woman
I'm all for black men sticking with black women and white women sticking with white men. Just easier that way. Although I do like me a little bit of Asian once in a while.
89. wiseup - March 11, 2009 7:01 PM
I'll bet her parents are sooo proud!
90. sandie - March 11, 2009 10:47 PM
Staying with the same race is boring and so old, they look good together, she knows what's good, haha!
91. No more blondes - March 12, 2009 6:28 AM
This wonderful lady is merely heralding the future for the lovely Nordic race. Eventually there will be no more blondes only people with black hair as women are such whores they have no pride at all in heritage which is why they belong in a kitchen or basement.
Disgusting slut couldn't find a human to have sex with.
92. White Guy - March 12, 2009 9:53 AM
I was in the Navy, and being forced to cohabitate with black men, unfortunately you did see each other naked quite a bit. And from first hand experience, I didn't notice anything large about black men's dicks. It seems to be more of an urban legend. Some did have big one's, but they looked more like tumors then dicks, mishapen and quite disgusting. Many were uncircumsized which is a nauseating sight. So aside from being lazy pieces of shit hiding behind the threat of calling you a "racist", blacks and whites have the same sized cocks. Sorry to take yet another thing away from all you bro's.....
93. cougarT - March 12, 2009 11:45 AM
Another nigger lover. Typical trash.
94. Hahahaha - March 12, 2009 2:38 PM
lol @96. Wow that's a pretty detailed account of other dude's junk. Do you also have flowcharts and pictures to go with that ya queer? No wonder you joined the Navy.
Sorry to take away your hetrosexuality bro.
95. threedoorsdown - March 12, 2009 6:17 PM
Nobody cares about your wives' stank bodies, and tell them to go wash first of all. Second of all she's got good taste haters.
96. rolling eyes - March 14, 2009 12:29 PM
haters ...lol ... black white ... whatever ... they don't seem to be too worried about all that stuff while on the beach. STOP hating, get an education and a life
97. Doodus - December 8, 2009 12:56 PM
Doutzen Kroes is a dumb nigger loving bitch.
98. Duke - January 28, 2010 3:52 PM
Who knew they had trailer parks in the Netherlands....