Mar 24 2009David Cook whines about being famous

Who?

Ⅰ!

this cocksmoke is not famous so I am not sure what he is bitching about.

pics 1-3 - gay
pic 4 - GAY

Who's he!? What's he doing here!? Who's responisble!?

who the fuck is this douchebag? oh, american idol...nuff said

Who the fuck is David Cook?

Is he wearing a toupet!?

I would like to find his hotel room and knock on the door. You know he would answer as I am a 6' 6" black guy with a foot long dick. After heading inside I would casually reach towards my belt, as if to pull out aforementioned dick, but instead removing a silenced 9mm handgun. After two shots center mass, I would put a final shot in his head. Then he can blog about the trials of being famous from hell since homosexuality is a sin.

Dane Cook,David Cook.What's with all these Cooks!?

Again.....
who?

His earhangers hanging upside down!

Couldn't have said it better myself Fish.

Great minds think alike

You get the feeling he says "nip this in the bud" with a lisp?

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Never heard of him, sorry.

he looks like deacon frost (stephen dorff )in blade

That THUD sound you just heard was Gene Simmons fucking fainting.

If guyliner equaled manliness, this douche rocket would be Chuck Fucking Norris.

Actually he sort of looks like what would happen if Chuck Norris anally raped Richard Simmons, then Dick Simmons shat out a kid two weeks later.

David Cook doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another toothless mouth for blowin' hot dudes.

If guyliner equaled manliness, this douche rocket would be Chuck Fucking Norris.

Actually he sort of looks like what would happen if Chuck Norris anally raped Richard Simmons, then Dick Simmons shat out a kid two weeks later.

David Cook doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another toothless mouth for blowin' hot dudes.

If guyliner equaled manliness, this douche rocket would be Chuck Fucking Norris.

Actually he sort of looks like what would happen if Chuck Norris anally raped Richard Simmons, then Dick Simmons shat out a kid two weeks later.

David Cook doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another toothless mouth for blowin' hot dudes.

If guyliner equaled manliness, this douche rocket would be Chuck Fucking Norris.

Actually he sort of looks like what would happen if Chuck Norris anally raped Richard Simmons, then Dick Simmons shat out a kid two weeks later.

David Cook doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another toothless mouth for blowin' hot dudes.

wow, what an ungrateful prick. he's whining about a few teenage girls trying to find his hotel room? he's lucky he even has a damn job.

oh noooo, some lame reality contestant whining about being TOO FAMOUS.

Wow!!! A gayass knome that talks!!!!

Seriously I don't know this guy. It goes without saying there are so many "WHO?" comments..lol Probably a good idea not to think your famous because a few idol fans like you...douche..

oops, lol I meant Gnome, doesn't her look like one? He is ugly and has no fuckin talent . I hate American Idol.

Seriously I don't know this guy. It goes without saying there are so many "WHO?" comments..lol Probably a good idea not to think your famous because a few idol fans like you...douche..

What a douche.

G-A-Y.
The biggest No Talent Ass Clown since Michael Bolton.

Crazy fans come with the turf. The Beatles (who actually had talent and relevancy - not a 15 minute turd like exhibit A) had girls stalk them night and day, and mob them at every opportunity. And this was in Germany before they were famous.

He should be lecturing his bodyguards, not his fans. He should be arranging security details with venue management. Fans are only a force of nature.

I guarantee you, in a couple years he will WISH fans will even know who he is, much less harass him in a hotel room.

American Idol does not equal famous. This guy's a tool.

He will have the popularity of Taylor Hicks in 6 months.

Beep,boop! Eewww! Blip!

@19 Evidently Chuck Norris makes your fingers tremble. In order to avoid multiple posts, save his name til bedtime cause Chuck Norris blows (just not on hte original wife).

David Cook's voice is incredible.

and #29, Paul has a badly neglected illegitimate daughter in Germany.

Never heard of him.
He kinda looks like Clay Aiken and Pete Wentz had a baby together. Which they probably both want so bad.

I don't blame him, there are some sick people out there. Just take a look at comments on this space, imagine what they would do in person.
They entertain us,if you don't like him, don't bother buying his records or going to see his concerts.

He's cool and all, but his hair........

"....in other news, authorities have announced the arrest of a Mr Deacon Jones, for alledgedly stalking and imitating idol star David Cook. Mr Jones was arrested across the hall from Mr Cook's room wearing a Klingon mask and a red scarf.

Police were tipped off by the large red arrow stapled to the wall that had "David Cook's Room" transcribed across it. Investigators found a half pound of cocaine and a box set of Dora the Explorer. More details to come."

He's not regular in his hairdo,isn't he!?

he should wear more wrist bands

who the fuck is this shit-eater? never heard of him before this. and number 17- that was pretty good! i am usually a tough audience since i usually write all the funny shit around here but i had to laugh at that shit!

Don't sweat it David. In 4 months you'll fade away into obscurity and nobody will care anymore. Just hang in there!

.....and he looks like the love child of Conan O'Brien & Pete Wentz

I don't think he has fans.... I think he's trying to make fans....

I also think he's a complete douche bag. If he was THAT good, he wouldn't have needed douche-fest american idol cut him a deal.

I bet him and Dane Cook are boyfriends. It would all make sense.

He makes me glad I don't have a penis. Then I'd have to fuck people like him up the ass.

I didn't know that anyone outside of the American Idol circuit even knows who he is. Obviously he doesn't know that either.

"Oh boo hoo... my teenage girl fans who made me the winner in the first place are doing typical fan antics! I'm so unfortunate that they actually want to see me!"

Maybe he's bitter since any real rock band can't take him seriously..

Good for him to actually show some brains and call things like they are.
Someone mentioned The beatles, do you know what fans did, right? People can get crazy and needs some warnings.

What kind of shit are they attaching to the bus? GPS?
Fans are crazy, David was way too polite and nice.

He dresses like an aged Jonas Brother.

Gay gay gay gay gay.

"All these girls keep on chasing me and it makes me scared. They have verginas."

gay gay gay gay gay.

I hate this bitch.

Leo, agreed.

He's actually not saying everything that's happened in that blog post...there's been some creepy ass shit happening to him that could easily warrant restraining orders.

What the hell is wrong with people? Every little thing that anyone does gets turned into a catastrophe of the highest order. It's so disheartening to see this crap. Reading these responses shows that the internet really can bring out the ugliest in human beings.

@#35 - Shar
"They entertain us,if you don't like him, don't bother buying his records or going to see his concerts. "

DONE and DONE.

Old RichPort's Ghost would toss this little queer's salad!!!

First, I'd make him dinner, maybe Kraft Mac 'N' Cheese. Then I'd serve him his choice of warm cocoa or whole milk. He could also have diet Fresca if that floats his boat, if you catch my gay drift.

Of course we'd have green Jello for desert, before retiring to my mom's basement, I mean my sweet bachelor pad. There we'd make sweet love, and by that I mean this little flaming weasel would tear my asshole apart.

Then I'd start sucking my thumb and begin to sob quietly as he slapped me silly.

Finally the evening would end perfectly, as he threw me down the stairs (back into the basement) without even having the common decency to remove my ball gag.

Nothing a few cartons of Chunky Monkey and an issue of Highlights couldn't cure....

Sometimes my self-loathing is so oppressive I can't even pull my 5'2" 440-lb frame out of the refrigerator box I sleep in.

Poor printheth can't handle sthardom! Life must be tough for the poor sod.

Gayest fag on superficial for a long time.

LOL @ 53

53 lol lol lol

Welcome to Hollywood you whiny ass Faggoty Pussy!!!!!!! If you don't want the Paps crawling up your ass 24/7 and pitching tents, then return to your prior existance under a rock already! Fucking little bitch.........

I think I've worked out what the fuck is going on here.

Dude looks seriously queer and not in the ghey sort of way.. well also the ghey sort of way but I'm meaning the other way for the time being..

It's the fact that his hair, eyebrows and faggot beard are all different shades. WHY!?

Since when did rock stars become giant pussies from the pussy district of North Pussyville?

Since they've been mass produced by Hollywood.

How is that whining? He has a valid point.

As for being mass produced, he was talented before he came to Hollywood. He had to sing without any studio effects to get where he is. In my opinion, American Idol yields stars with more talent than the people who release studio enhanced crap and never sing live. Especially if you actually *watched* his performances, where he made crappy songs good.

59 ... A valid point? LOL. Here's a valid point - his beard is fucking gay.

Hey did you guys hear about David Cook?
Somebody told me he goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to his house and choke him in the shower.

YOU KNOW WHY AMERICA IS CONCIDDERED BY SOME AS A FAGGOT-NATION?
well, meet him, folks!!

LMAO @ 8. First of all David Cook is not gay, second, I'm pretty sure if being gay is a sin, murder is even worse, considering it's one of the ten commandments. What is wrong with you, and then you wonder why people are scared of blacks.

Did anyone else notice the white wrist-band w/his name on it?

wow. Dave. wow.

Good for David Cook. The guy is extremely cool and open with his fans (more than any celebrity I've known) and I'm glad that he his trying to set boundaries with the possible psychos. Why would anyone diss him for tyring to protect his privacy and safety? You guys sound like a bunch of jealous losers. And Katherine...standing up for gays while you put down Blacks doesn't make you any better. What is wrong with people on this site?

I've never understood the appeal of "guy-liner"...

Maybe #53 can enlighten us... amazing how many so called conservatives are really fruit salads...

I have no idea who this individual is.

Look at yourself.

I really wish people would actually investigate the reasons why David Cook actually posted the blog. If you knew that he was being shoved into walls, his bus being followed even into rest stops and some of the other things that these stalkers(yes he does have stalkers) are doing then you would realize that this blog is actually a really nice way of asking those people to step off. Almost a warning of sorts. But naturally the media and this included did not to their homework and now want to make someone look bad for doing the right thing.

david cook is great....

for me to poop on!!

ANY guy that has THAT haircut sucks dick, literally.

The bracelet does not have his name on it. It's Adam's name, his brother who has brain cancer.

I really hope that whoever is in charge of this website removes the "threatenting" posts. (Doesn't it say that "inappropriate comments wil be removed?" so why are they still here....???

There is no need to threaten to kill anyone, no matter what you think of them........Hate is a pretty strong word....you hate somebody you don't even know? some people are really SICK.

Cook sucked my dick last night.

He's NOT gay, he's just tired of having these granny "cougars" as groupies. They seriously stalk him and go to ALL his concerts, and that's why nobody else can get into his shows cause they're all sold out before anybody else can get a ticket. They sexually harass him and I think if you were him, you'd be creeped out too.

what they are teaching kids in school these days is how correctly apply eyeliner, he looks marvelous !!!! essence of Dave "i love the makeup" Navarro

Not a fan of his voice.
But he does have a point.

I don't know why people feel that celebs don't deserve some kind of privacy.
Stalking isn't cool, plain and simple. It happens to normal folk too. Are you going to tell your average citizen, that they should suck it up and get on with their life when someone is following them non stop?

WOW! Clay gayken officially has more street cred than this deuchebag!

what a cock bag, bro your not even that famous and your music sucks
quit complaining about having a million dollars in your bank and a hotel room and lil gay guys calling your room idiot...go get drunk get your ass kicked and then go play some 5 10 no limit hold em at the rio then you will be a man