Mar 18 2009Christina Ricci gets engaged
Christina Ricci and her boyfriend Owen Benjamin are engaged, according to People:
Ricci, 29, met Benjamin on the set of their film All's Faire in Love last year and went public with their relationship in October. Most recently, they were spotted cozying up at the Nobu West Hollywood's one-year anniversary party last week.
This marks the first time an elf will marry a giant which, of course, required the written consent of the Gingerbread Guild. Congratulations!

Reader Comments
1. j - March 18, 2009 10:31 AM
WOW is this what a troll is suppose to look like?
2. Robbed of my first place honors - March 18, 2009 10:32 AM
They look ridiculous together. He must have a ...never mind.
3. b - March 18, 2009 10:41 AM
Is her forehead going to be a bridesmaid?
4. Still White on the Outside - March 18, 2009 10:43 AM
looks more like a Nelwyn marrying a Daikini.
Don't worry Bavmorda is going to change everything.
5. japones - March 18, 2009 10:58 AM
OMG! I just pooped my pants and prolapsed my asshole. Does anyone have any toilet paper?
6. Lisabeller - March 18, 2009 11:00 AM
A friend of mine recommended me a HOT place *** A f f l u e n t M e e t c o m *** She has been intimate with someone who she gets to know on this site. It's easy as apple pie because the members there looking for guys who can spend on them.
7. SimonSnAkeYeS - March 18, 2009 11:20 AM
This certainly is Wednesday news
8. KL - March 18, 2009 11:20 AM
Do those mismatched couples actually realize how ridiculous they look? Daddy daughter issues, anyone? How do they have sex? How do they function in general?
9. Frank N Stein - March 18, 2009 11:29 AM
Brideshead revisited.
He'll be able to play with those smaller funbags for a lifetime. Lucky him.
10. Zanna - March 18, 2009 11:29 AM
She's what he would call a spinner.....
11. RichPort's Ghost - March 18, 2009 11:47 AM
#10 - I was thinking spinner as well... Though I really thought she'd have gotten taller since her Wednesday days...
12. mamamiasweetpeaches - March 18, 2009 11:47 AM
mutt and jeff and mutt
13. lola - March 18, 2009 11:52 AM
He is cute! He is just a little overweight, but Christina seems to be in the process of taking care of that. Congrats!
14. Vince Lombardi - March 18, 2009 12:00 PM
Why do you have a picture of a man walking with his dog and his daughter?
15. Mal Gusto - March 18, 2009 12:00 PM
She is so tiny and cute!!!! Why couldn't the Superfish guy fall in love with this little imp, instead of that dullard Hayden Panetteria or whatever the hero here name is?
16. Famous Plastic - March 18, 2009 12:03 PM
Wow she looks like she's 8 years old.
17. Mikeock - March 18, 2009 12:04 PM
I'm not sure I'd get into banging a chick who shops at BabyGap.
18. Gomez Addams - March 18, 2009 12:05 PM
Yeah she's a "spinner" for sure. He can pretty much do just about anything with her including midget tossing and bowling.
19. lala - March 18, 2009 12:30 PM
you guys are some bunch of haters!!!!
what you care how they have sex.....
ignorants!!!
other than that they look cute.....
20. jrz - March 18, 2009 12:35 PM
Fuck you guys! I was thinking Spinner too! HAHAHAHA!
That's some fivehead that bitch got.
21. g_girl - March 18, 2009 12:43 PM
Hey look, she's skinny again. Ana is beating Mia.
22. farty mcshitface - March 18, 2009 12:49 PM
she really is a very strange looking little thing . with that giant forehead and her tiny little body, she really has an unnatural look going for her even though i can't reallly blame her for it- she's just a mutant. almost like some chick in those japanese annime shows.
23. Jenny - March 18, 2009 12:55 PM
Try as I might, I just can seem to give a shit about either of this people.
24. GuyHolly - March 18, 2009 12:57 PM
I was thinking about how she could spin on me. I'm tall, and much better looking than him.
25. Lisa - March 18, 2009 1:10 PM
Man I hate these little petite midget bitches who look good in anything because they are the size of dolls. They're always taken our men--and by "our," I mean the normal-sized 5'6 kinda women who are the ones who should be dating taller guys. Christina, there are nice 5'6 men that are perfect for your 5'0 ass. That guy's gonna leave you as soon as he gets tired of "spinnin" you anyway.
26. GuyHolly - March 18, 2009 1:14 PM
#25 --bitter much?
27. KL - March 18, 2009 1:15 PM
Lisa #25 -- lol!! So true
28. Lisa - March 18, 2009 1:17 PM
YES! I am very bitter, and so are the 5'5 men out there who need lovin, too. Give it to them, midgets, and stop taking our men!!!!!!!
29. Actress Scene - March 18, 2009 1:17 PM
He IS tall
30. Jrz - March 18, 2009 1:23 PM
Yeah but Lisa...you also weigh about 300 fucking pounds. Not a lot of dudes wanna do the horizontal bop with a chick the size of an economy car with the face of a bulldog chewing on a bumble bee and a personality to match....face reality.
31. Jrz - March 18, 2009 1:25 PM
PS...Christina Ricci looks like she's wearing a wee lit'ul orange hat in the main photo ....tee hee...she's so cute!
32. -D - March 18, 2009 1:31 PM
The Hollywood cocain and red wine diet + talent (read: breast) reduction surgery = fugly
Am I taking crazy pills or did she used to have curves. Damn she's gross.
33. McFresh The Destroyer - March 18, 2009 1:37 PM
She's "nuts" over him!
34. Jrz - March 18, 2009 1:38 PM
33--you douche...it's he's nuts over HER!
DUH!
35. Dugger - March 18, 2009 1:44 PM
Where's her nipples? I usually see Christina's nipples in every pic posted here.
36. The Keebler Elf - March 18, 2009 2:19 PM
She'll never be able to tell whether he has a small cock or not, because it will always look HUGE in those tiny hands!
37. GuyHolly - March 18, 2009 2:25 PM
#35 --one of them is above her head in pic #1.
38. RichPort's Ghost - March 18, 2009 2:31 PM
Seriously, it's like putting a nice set of tits on a 10 year old.
39. Jrz - March 18, 2009 2:35 PM
speaking of tits....he's got Manboobs big time
40. Take That! - March 18, 2009 3:03 PM
Us tiny girls can't help it that we look better than you mammoths! We can't help it that guys naturally like us because we are cute, tiny, bendy (in the words of Phoebie), and won't be fat asses when we're older. Stop hating. Hey, pst...over here...want a sip of my HATERADE!!!!??? And guess what? We small girls LIKE big guys...mostly because they are sexy, can protect us, and probably have big penises. So there.
41. Lisa - March 18, 2009 3:04 PM
What the hell? I don't weigh 300 pounds. Damn, what's up with all the e-guys assuming everyone on the internet is as fat and lazy as them.
42. Take That! - March 18, 2009 3:06 PM
Oh, and before you start ranting: Notice I said "tiny" not short. There's a big difference. By "Tiny" I am referring to small bone structured, naturally small people. This is unlike "short" which refers to people who are small in height but not necessarily tiny people. Hayden is short, but she does not have a tiny stature...neither does Kim, etc. etc. etc.
43. Lisa - March 18, 2009 3:09 PM
I know that's you Mary-Kate Olsen! Go away, midget!
44. Jrz - March 18, 2009 3:11 PM
Yes you do, too, Lisa. You do. You weigh 285 lbs, wear clothes stained with chicken wing grease and hot fudge and sniff your pits when you're done copulating. You're basically a silverback ape with a handbag. MOO! MOO!
45. Lisa - March 18, 2009 3:20 PM
Damn, I sound hot as fuck. No wonder I got all these dudes "copulating" with me. They love to lick the fudge off my rolls. The chicken grease is from when we order wings after. Yummmmm
46. Jrz - March 18, 2009 3:23 PM
Who said anything about you copulating with dudes? Wait, you mean dude bovine right...like cattle?
47. Sauron - March 18, 2009 3:40 PM
Is it just me or is the guy a bit taller!? For sure he's about twice her weight!
48. Gando - March 18, 2009 3:42 PM
The girl is about twice the weight of the dog!
49. Murf - March 18, 2009 3:53 PM
I hate to state the obvious but,
Who takes a cat for a walk?? or it might be a wombat?
50. Murf - March 18, 2009 3:57 PM
Actually,
HE told her it was a PONY!!
51. ItsFullOfPoop - March 18, 2009 4:06 PM
I lost interest in her after she had most of her breasticles removed,because that Jew she used to run around with found them unattractive.
52. mike - March 18, 2009 4:08 PM
is that stephan bonnar of the ufc?lol
53. eatshitthendiet - March 18, 2009 4:17 PM
The strangest thing about this picture is,
He is 5 feet 8 inches tall.
54. uhhhno - March 18, 2009 4:35 PM
"This marks the first time an elf will marry a giant which, of course, required the written consent of the Gingerbread Guild. Congratulations!"
hahahahahaha... i can't stop laughing
55. Guest - March 18, 2009 4:44 PM
Yay!
I'm happy for her!
She's so beautiful
and she looks happy.
56. Garfield - March 18, 2009 5:09 PM
He isn't 5'8. He is 6'6!
57. slipl0c0 - March 18, 2009 5:30 PM
this story should have been up yesterday with it having been st patty's day and with her being what appears to be a leprechaun.. and all.
58. eatshitthendiet - March 18, 2009 5:54 PM
#56
Thanks, Garfield.
It was a humorous way, of exaggerating how short she is.
Thanks again, Garfield.
Your detailed statistical information about this no-name hulk, is greatly appreciated.
Anything else about him, that we need to know ?
59. Kathy - March 18, 2009 8:04 PM
They do look very ..well strange together!! And Lisa I am with you ! Those midgets do take away what belongs to us!! What is so nice about those tiny(short) girls who can squeeze through a key hole?!!!
60. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit - March 18, 2009 9:00 PM
what the fuck? how the fuck is she still considered a celebrity? that bitch doesn't make enough to even have her taxes raised by Obama. Thank's for the $13 you piece of shit nigger Street Ape stealing crack head president.
61. Megan - March 18, 2009 9:00 PM
58- A little overzealous with the commas there?
62. whackjob - March 18, 2009 10:46 PM
Fuck.Monkey.
She's hot and odd all at once. She was smoking on Ferguson the other night. Anyone who denies her raw sexuality (i.e. portrayal in Black Snake Moan) is crazy.
Hit it? And how.
63. Hamper_Lint - March 18, 2009 11:01 PM
# 3 , I am not sure why, but that is one of the funniest things I have read on this board !!!!!!!!
Thanks, I really needed the laugh !
64. lovelytony - March 18, 2009 11:17 PM
They are adorable, yay for them!
65. prideofchucky - March 18, 2009 11:48 PM
I dont care how tall he is- this guy is a Baby Huey and Christina is goregous. She couldn't have gotten a better dude?
66. Lilly - March 19, 2009 12:08 AM
I am 5'1'' and dated a guy who was 6'4''. The height difference was fun and the sex was great. I loved being in the arms of tall guy.... He was a big immarure child however
67. camel_toe - March 19, 2009 2:00 AM
she is awesome! congratulations!
68. v tard - March 19, 2009 2:41 AM
I personally have a fetish for petite women and these pictures, Abercrappie McGap fashion and all, are the sexiest Ricci pictures I've ever seen.
69. v tard - March 19, 2009 2:41 AM
I personally have a fetish for petite women and these pictures, Abercrappie McGap fashion and all, are the sexiest Ricci pictures I've ever seen.
70. tc - March 19, 2009 6:20 AM
Bald midget with big tits.
She got the important things right.
71. Exo - March 19, 2009 6:42 AM
She is so cute!
I'd love to be that petite.
My boring 5,6 feels so usual.
72. sin - March 19, 2009 7:19 AM
What is it with these women and huge foreheads? She is a cute girl and she is actually a good actress. She looked real good in that Black moan,moon, whatever movie. Nice tits.
73. gerard Vandenberg - March 19, 2009 9:59 AM
How well fits his PENIS in her PUSSY?
I think it's pretty painful for her, folks.
LESBIAN is much, MUCH BETTER!!
(I think fingers are big enough)
74. friendlyfires - March 19, 2009 12:37 PM
It's was easier letting her go to Sasquatch than getting bricked every five seconds - OWWWWWW! - RICCI< GO THZROW BRICKS AT SASQUATCH,HE'SYOUR BETROTHED NOW!
75. negative creep - March 19, 2009 2:17 PM
she was way hotter when she was chubby.
76. Heeeyyyyyyyy no. - March 19, 2009 6:08 PM
LOLOLOLOL @ #61 "a little bit overzealous with the commas there"... for some reason, that is the most hilarious comment I have seen on this site! bahahahah great humour.
77. amber - March 19, 2009 7:01 PM
# 44 since when do apes moo?
i think they are cute together
and the fact that he is freaking giant and she is tiny just means they will have normal sized kids
78. Liberator - March 21, 2009 1:24 AM
christ is Ricci a midget or is she engaged to a giant
79. hola - March 23, 2009 8:51 AM
thats not such a bad match - My 5'2 sister married a guy 6'8.
80. WOLFSENT - May 23, 2009 6:58 PM
I guess not eating DOES impare your vision and brain capacity. WHAT IS SHE DOING? I see that another hot girl controlling an ugg!!!! lmfao... what a waste