Chris Brown looks remorseful

first?

I love these things! Go Chris!

Boo! Boo!

#3 Hmm. . . *Fingers are nervously drumming on the mousepad*

Nice G-shock, you can use 'em as knuckle dusters, you now.

#4 Ha! You know it yourself,don't you? *nervous pulling on the mousecord*

douchebag

"...yeah, he's no flight risk (rolls eyes)."
Is this how Attorney Mark Geragos does image damage control? no wonder why he keeps losing.

Rihanna by getting back together with this fucktard has lost the respect of 99% of the people who stood by her when she got the shit kicked out of her. I'm not saying she deserves for it to happen again but if she thinks the people are going to feel bad for her when it happens again, she is going to have a surprise. I think Chris Brown fucked up his career by kicking the shit out of his gf. Rihanna has now fucked up HER career by going back to this cunt.

"...yeah, he's no flight risk (rolls eyes)."
Is this how Attorney Mark Geragos does image damage control? no wonder why he keeps losing.

Nigger

Don't laugh to hard,you're in my eye.My other eye is 700 ligh-years from here.

Is he peeing from his butt?

Chris, do you want to leave Rihanana and marry with the model you met on " C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M "? Well, I just want to say you are a dude!!

At least he didn't give the obligatory 'Give Kanye West a break' speech, but we all know its coming.

She should hire Kevin Costner to protect her like Whitney Houston did in that really shitty movie.

who cares, shut up already

anything that happens to rihanna after this is her own fault, first time you're a victim, second time you're just an idiot

anything that happens to rihanna after this is her own fault, first time you're a victim, second time you're just an idiot

Ghetto assclown. I can't want for rap to die out so all these no talent jag-offs have to get jobs at Wal-Mart.

It's always funny seeing monkeys on things that humans invented.. LOL!

Well, now she can get beat for-e-e-ever, for-e-e-ever, for-e-e-ever...

They're so mature about all this. Give him a break already. Sheeet, my cousin killed my other cousin and after she said she was sorry for doing it, we went to Cuck E. Cheese and played skeeball. It was teeeight, but we didn't get too many tickets.

Fucking appalling.

Soon i'll take you out babe! To a great musical,probably in London!

I find him good.

He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ yesterday.

I will kick Chris Brown's ass. That dude's gay and he doesn't even like boys.

Its all a business decision. Just like Katie Homes marrying Tom Cruise, David Gist and Liza Minelli, etc etc.

The only way Chris Brown does not come out of this looking like a complete ass clown is for the chick to take him back, forgive him and put a spin on it that love conquers all the they will work it out. She will start getting a piece of his pie in return for her keeping his career in tact. Once it all blows over and everyone has moved on so will she. Its one big soap opera that 99% of the people are too dumb to see.

He looks like a chimp with a sock on its head

#25 First row,dinnertable and full service?

If that stupid kunt gets back with him. she deserves to be beaten again!

gotta take all that rage out on something... may as well be the jetskit this time....

gotta take all that rage out on something... may as well be the jetski this time....

#31 ?? Yes,you're ofcourse staying home.Keeping an eye on the electronics.Good luck with your potatoes and gravy!:)

Oh man, Dirk! I hate 99% of people too! Shall we hug?

#35 You know me very well Darth.It shows!:)

#31,35+37 No words needed this time:) Are you finally learning?

Black women are so fucking weak. Never learning their lesson and going back to a guy who treats them like garbage and act like big babies instead of men. I mean it would be one thing if he were her husband- marriages are worth working out and women owe their husbands respect and support, but women don't owe their *boyfriends* squat. A boyfriend is just a boyfriend, he isn't owed anything. If black women had any self respect they wouldn't keep letting violent, unfaithful and/or unemployed losers sleep with them. It just gives them the message it's ok to be this way, and it's even more irresponsible and selfish if they bring kids into the relationship. You don't see this happen as much to Asian and white women because they usually marry winners who are strong, reliable and act like men instead of giant babies or animals. Black women should take a hint from them, or be more like Michelle Obama instead of this dumb ccunt. More men, less thugs. More husbands, less baby daddys. Maybe that way their kids will have fathers that teach them to be civilized so they don't grow up to be parasites.

Besides, Rihanna apparently didn't have any domestic abuse in her family so this makes this all the more puzzling.

Of course that makes Bill Murray a negger too because he hit his wife for years. And now Brian Austin Green is a negger because he hits Megan Fox and she won't leave him. I can't keep track of all the neggers.

Is that all there is here on the 'Fish anymore is just motherfucking TROLLS?

Seriously, Darth/Lowlands, this is really getting old. Stop posting your random, nonsensical, gibberish BULLSHIT. It makes no sense, is not relevant, is not remotely funny, and wastes everyones time. It's like some autistic retard gained access to a computer and is just posting psychotic non sequiturs. Trust me when I say this stuff is only witty/relevant IN YOUR OWN MIND.

DIAF you waste of space. thx.

I'll punch that troll Lowlands later in his face.

Better idea:

Sauron, Lowlands, Darth:

Please exchange email addys, or try IM-ing each other. Communicate in your primitive chimp-speak all day long. Please do not subject the rest of us innocents to your torturous jibber-jabber.

Try it. It's much better than using a celeb-bashing site to communicate with each other about the eventual return of the mothership.

he is my hero,and certainly the best player of all time
Many young girls and hot models on ___Tallmingle Co m___ wanna marry a man like him. I did see some supermodels there. I know many guys tired of dating the ordinary, maybe u can meet your special at this superb club :-)

#43 We tried,but the postmaster is returning our mails all the time.Isn't this a post from yesterday anyway?

Allright,i'm going to try to squeeze another comment of this post out of me.Why is Chris Brown connected with a lease to the waterjet? Because that's how he can get used to prison life! *loud laughter*

Douche!!!

stop with the nigger and black etc ( I am white, by the way)
Nicole Brown Simpson was white
there are lots of white women who are beaten by white men
stop with the racial slurs
HE IS A PIG NO MATTER WHAT COLOR HE IS
OR HOW '"CUTE' HE IS
who cares how he looks
HE IS A SCUMBAG WHO SHOULD BE IN JAIL
NOT ENJOYING TIME IN THE WATER
AND WHY IS P DIDDY SUPPORTING THIS PIG

and yes Rihanna is an idiot- for taking him back

GUYS THIS IS SICK AND SERIOUS
BUT IT WILL BLOW OVER

Wow, she must be Republican. Only someone that stupid could get bitch-slapped & return for more. Like people who voted for McCain.

If he made it up with Rihanna.Why isn't Rihanna sitting on the back? I've my doubts if they really made it up or not.Maybe it's the work of their managers.

Wow....He looks like he is enjoying himself

typical president behaviour

He look like he is having the time of his life...This will all blow over soon..

@ 46

Again, you realize the "loud laughter" is all in your head, right? Your idea of what's funny is so off base, you probably shit your pants listening to Dane Cook, doncha?

Chris Brown's wet farts is the propulsion of the waterjet.

Look at Travis the Chimp go on his little jet skii! Does he do any other tricks?

@ 45

Probably because mailing your feces is illegal, and it keeps squishing out the envelope.

Maybe he isn't as stupid as he looks.Is that a ballistic vest what he's wearing?

#40, He's a nigger because he is a nigger. For choking that run off at the mouth black attitude my body can't cash check my mouth wants to write, just like the white assholes that have to hit their wives because they are weak pussies that won't ever hit a man, makes him and them pussy assholes that won't fight a man because they are weak pieces of shit.

I bet there're lots of white guys hitting their girl.They hide it better because it's a nigger thing.

@ 49 She supported Obama you ignorant Cunt lapping mother fucker why do you not eat yourself you little kool-aid guzzling bitch

#60

So if hitting girls is a black thing, then is raping girls is a Latino thing? Because we all know Latinos are the horniest, rapists on the planet. They would rape their own grandmother! I hate Latino Americans I think more then I hate Black Americans.

It's like Ike and Tina minus the whole talent thing...

Woman-beater
Woman-Woman-beater
he's a woman-beater
Oh Woman-beater
Oh he's a Woman-beater Baby
he, he he is
he, he he is
Woman-beater, Woman-beater, Woman-beater!

In Honor of the Brit Post and Chris's woman-beat-ery

Why is there water shooting out of his ass in the first pic? Is this another perk of celebrity? I thought roses were supposed to come out, not Evian. Maybe this is how you can spot an abuser- look for the trail of water....

Wow...are some of you really so stupid you dont know what the water shooting up on the Waverunner is? I fell sorry for you if you dont.

On another note...Im surprised hes in the water.

Thats what we on the coast refer to as a "Rockfish".

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damn #39 no need to be sarcastic.

Are you kidding? This dude got so much publicity , now he's a household name, everyone will mindlessly forget he knocked the shit out of a chick, he'll drop a new album and go on to be a big star! And I think to myself, what a wonderful world! Don't be suprised to see him and Rihanna on the cover of People mag with a new baby and everyone gushing over the sweet couple.

The only grounds that Rihanna should take Cris back would be if he was on some crazy shit like LSD and thought her face was the Antichrist. I don't know what happened and she had to take him back for a reason. This is not my personal business. I have only heard "umbrella" once and it was the worst song I have ever heard. If I love an artist's music then I will keep listening to them regardless of their personal beliefs or lifestyle. It is sad that music has come to this. No more Jimmi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Beatles, Jefferson Airplane... sigh

Now that we see him bustin' a flex, I understand why he feels inferior and needs to beat women.

Suprising that a guy with no muscles to speak of could even kick ass on that ugly wart hog of a women Rihanna! She could've snapped off one of his pitiful match stick arms in her powerful jaws!!!

Coming from a guy that has hit a girlfriend.

That kinda ass beating don;t come on the first time. It has to build up.... give her a good slap, beg forgiveness and get her back. Next time, maybe a good punch in the gut but say 'i am so sorry...it will never happen again'....the cycle just gets worse til she get smart and leaves.

GUARANTEED... this was NOT the first time he smacked her around.

But Chris Brown has LOADS of money......so....sadly.... no jail for him. But I doubt as weak and submissive as Rihanna appears to be....she won't even press charges.

It is said Chris Brown is busy with dati&*ng beautiful models at ~~~~Richromances.com`````` where many girls are more pretty than Rihanna

i'm so in love with chris...wanna fight, honey???

America should be sold off at scratch and dent prices. The people here are largely of little virtue. The country isn't their's anymore anyway. It is being run by you know who you know what I mean *wink*. American's have only one thing of value and that is a monstrous military apparatus which is used by you know who to subvert the poor and weak around the world for the profit of you know who *wink*
Criminals mostly get subjected to a different judicial system than the poor if they can afford it and most lawyers get paid to aid criminals. Our constitution here doesn't mean anything to the republicans who are anathema to freedom. They love that whole tyranny thing. I hope they know what is going to happen soon.

This nation is going to enact Marshal Law so ya better behave peasants. Unless you can afford the price of justice.

I couldn't agree more with the title of the article.Now he is violent and in 2-3 weeks he is having fun.What a disgusting human being! And Rihanna is sick if she takes him back.And she deserves her fate.I won't feel sorry for her next time.

The flex picture screams dooshbag. Looking at that guys physique I think Rihanna should try fighting back, I think that noodle will fold.

@76

*(twilight zone theme playing)*

yea man, I know right? and 9/11 was an inside job right?

the poor and weak around the world? waahhh poor babies.

Maybe they should get jobs and quit being sparkling wiggles?

Chris Browneye @79 you should hit that bong a little harder or your crack pipe. Take a nice soothing swig off your rum bottle. There now change the channel of your idiot box to something you can understand like (dirty perverted) Jerry Springer. The world is a bit too difficult to comprehend for the average common types.
Hey maybe reruns of Nascar with cars going around in circles hundreds of times is more your speed.

Oh, don't worry my silly friend, times are about to get really tough and if you resist FEMA you will be thrown into one of those 600 unmanned prisons they have awaiting you.

Please tell me you didn't reproduce? We really don't need more common grade types thanks unless your daughter is attractive and then perhaps she can be sold into slavery.

Have a wonderful day!

Like OJ, Marion Barry or R. Kelly...Hell be back...

fool that kids a straight bitch man honestly what a flaming homo

@80

Thanks anyways hun. the day we need advice from a fucking weirdo like you is the day we will cease to exist.

Move along now conspiracy wacko...your time is up here. Just like everywhere else, your drivel is wasted here as well.

You poor and tired illiterate homosexual feller. Watchin' yer nation burn and you cook hotdogs and marshmellows. Fag.

In other news: Rihanna tried to apologize to Chris Brown first but he beat her to the punch.

Wow, too soon?

FUCK YOU BROWN, I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOUR NIGGER ASS!

I cant believe some of you get so worked up about 2 talentless wastes of space.

@84

How is the nation burning?

fucking spammers are out of control.

oh and #59, Shut your cocksucker.

@86 I'm white and I want to say that your racism is disgusting.You're a frustrated person that replies with garbage,because you don't have the mental ability to give rational arguments.

62. Tom K - March 1, 2009 6:35 PM

#60

So if hitting girls is a black thing, then is raping girls is a Latino thing? Because we all know Latinos are the horniest, rapists on the planet. They would rape their own grandmother! I hate Latino Americans I think more then I hate Black Americans.

I rapped your grandmother hahahahahahaha!!!! what a douchebag of the douches!!!! you are chris brown and more power to you!!!!!

Just the thought of battered women makes my stomach turn.

They're much better if they're lightly breaded.

He's a piece of shit and she's just stupid.

For some reason...a negro boy on a jet ski just don't look right...!

Should have never taken them out of the good ole cotton fields back home!

Look at the tough macho pose in the second pic. Yeah Chris your sooo fucking tough I bet you could beat the shit out of an old lady one handed.

#92 I can definately agree with you on that, and thank you for not making this into a black thing too.

#39 cut the crap why dont cha. All the people on here who are tieing this story, and other black celebrity stories to all black people really need to quit it. You're only making yourselves seem uneducated, closed minded, as if you have no home training what so ever, or just extremely sheltered. In any case it shows a bad reflection on your parents.

For those of you who don't already know of me from this site Im black, and I love people of all races. I think it's just a shame that in this day in age we still don't seem to see each other as human beings. I see this with black people too so don't think Im just pointing the finger at one race.

I guess if I don't like it I can just leave, but I just wanted to get that off of my chest.

Good day.

good