Brooke Hogan: Genetics' punching bag

Que grande.

I'll snap those tiny dicks that hide under your disgusting hairy beer bellies, you fuckin worthless low-paid slobs.

So who do you think has a more cavernous gash-- Brooke or Celine Dion?

She has breast on her chin!!

She's disgusting. But hey, I slapped the ham for bitches, that were much uglier. In the dark, you don't see her dick anyway. So let's do her. Or her mum.

Fish smells like fish. Even old ones.

Please! Id tap that harder than the Hulkster!

Hey, at least she has nice fat natural tits to compliment her shape and... what's that? Oh...

Brooke has a cunt so cavernous you'll think you're fucking John Graziano's forehead.

I'd hit in and quit it.

That bitch is only 20yrs old? My God, she does look 40 Fish. That is freakin' scary.

I thought that was her mom too. This girl is in trouble. Lohan genes

nice one nick hogan, you win internet.

She looks like Cameron Diaz on roids

I dunno, if she met me and thought I was super hot, I dunno...it might be fascinating to experience being raped.

White people age sooo horribly.

In just a few years she'll have a constant hunchback and boobs that she tucks into her belt.

#14 - There's two "ifs" and a "might" there... surely you respect your junk more than that...

Her fake tits look very real. Congrats to her surgeon!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/hogan_boobs.jpg

Her tits are heading south in a hurry.

Cameron Diaz on 'roids ... c'mon that's funny!

Step 1, wear a bra. Step 2, go back to school and get an education 'cuz your "career" is over. Hope you invested your money well.

Don't get in a fight with this chick! Nice sandals though!

With all the money this Man-Snatch has, you would think she would buy something better to walk on than $2.39 thongs for christs sake.

15--yeah, but at least we stick around long enough to acutally age, as opposed to shooting each other in drive bys when we're fucking 12 or stroking out because of "The Sugar" when we're 30. Juss sayin.

I don't even like boobs but I would have sex with her if I could look at the poster of her dad on the wall above my head board and if that got boring I could look at my Mario Lopez poster.

Surprised! Her boobs don't look fake!

I wished she looked more like Hayden Panettieri.

I dont even like boobs unless they are on Hayden Panettiere.

damn, american girls are so ugly

I wish Hayden Panettiere looked more like Mario Lopez

She needs those bodyguards to carry her shoppingbags!?

Thankgod im hotter than she is ::drinks airport beer:: SERIOUSLY... if she asked me how old i thought she was I would have to say at LEAST 35 +

31-are you in some kind of weird Hotter Than You competition with Brooke Hogan or something? *sips fucking tap water* and any reason why you mention you're drinking beer at an airport?

WAIT...I get it! You think you're wonderful! Is that it? I think that's it.

"She looks like Cameron Diaz on roids"

ding ding ding ding.... we have a winner

Hundreds of French workers take bosses hostage (CNN)

Gee, that must have been really hard...to take a Frenchman hostage. *rolls eyes*

Actually, for the French it's worse than being taken hostage - they're being blockaded in their offices and not allowed to leave. If the French government doesn't intervene, they may spend up to 35 hours at work this week (up from the usual 23). With all that stress, they'll need a "holiday."

HAHAHA! "Q'est que c'est...we have to .... eh....how do say....em....stay here at zee off-fiss. It eez madness...no?"

Hey, at least she comes from a wholesome family.

*puts down the French beret and white flag* Wait a minute.....did #37 just say Brooke comes from a wholesome family?

She looks like an inflated Carmen Diaz

Investigators suspect two African immigrants slain at a Long Island condo owned by an NFL player may have been killed as revenge for an Internet scam, police said Tuesday. (CNN)

So, I guess they found the Nigerian prince?

I don't even like French toast, and don't even get me started on the fucking fries.

White people age horribly? How's that AIDS in Africa going for you there, stud?

French Vanilla Ice Cream SUCKS!

gotta love the sandwiches

Geez, can you imagine if she ever slapped a choke-hold on you? There's no way you're getting out of that.

French Dip, 'nough said.

I don't even like French manicures....they're so fucking.....FRENCH!

That dude, er, chick, needs to cut back on the tanning booth. She's beginning to look like a an old catchers mitt.

#8, you are my new God. Funniest post ever.

I am delighted by the caption, 'Fish...
Very nice.

love them tick and full not like most white women a bag of bones and plastic implants but she is a bitterface, i would stll have have and give this chick what she wants

I'll do her. I can't say no to breasts.

Wow !!! She looks amazingly like her mom. Age and all. Its hard to believe she is only 20. She could easily be 35 yrs.old.
Some tough years ahead for this girl !!

c'mon guys..she looks fine..probably better than any of you losers posting who look like screech.

I'm not black or white, but this skank looks hella old. if the majority of light skinned folk would invest in sunscreen, they wouldn't be adding 10 plus years to their current age...juss sayin'

I'm not black or white, but this skank looks hella old. if the majority of light skinned folk would invest in sunscreen, they wouldn't be adding 10 plus years to their current age...juss sayin'

My wife and I visited France. Lots of folks bicycle, so when we saw a jogger, he kind of stood out. So I said to my wife: "He's practicing." She bit: "Practicing what?" "Running away," I told her. Ba-dum-bum! Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Please tip your waitresses.

i liked her breasts better small. it made her seem cuter and more youthful despite her thick buil.

@29: American girls arent ugly...America has some of the hottest chicks in the world. Now Russian chicks are funky lookin...I can always tell when I spot a chick from Russia.

Though Brooke does look nasty. She's got a nice pair of flap jacks there but thats about it. Her tan is whats killin her. That nasty ass "stay out in the sun 23 hours a day" tan. Its gonna make her look 40 before she hits 30 (even though it kinda already does). I've also never been a fan of chicks with ultra blonde hair and tan skin...it clashes really bad.

Who's stinkier "down there", Michelle Obama or this hooer?

Who's stinkier "down there", Michelle Obama or this hooer?

Boys, what about
French Kissing?

Those two dufflebags must have Brooke's lunch in them.

Or maybe it's in the purses...
da dum dum....

Right so, Americans are made up of MANY nationalities. Mmmk? So this chick isnt 'American' she's German, French, etc.

an ugly (US) American is simply made up of other parts of the world. As is a beautiful one, etc.

LOL.

#59, 60 dont reproduce or even think about it. If you are capable of intricate thought at all. HAHA, what am I saying.

no but seriously, let your mentality die out.

Unless she wises up and starts wearing a bra, in 5 years she'll be playing soccer with them.

#59/60
Since your dumb ass came out of your skeksis faced mum i'd say she's the one wearing the stank crown.

yeh- she definately ain't gonna age well. those boobs are already almost sagging to her belly button. add in the fact that she tans all the time her and her skin is going to look like an old handbag in about 4 more years. chicks really don't have a clue about how bad tanning is for your skin.
yep, only 20 and she does look an easy 35. when she's 25, she will look 45-50 from all that tanning.

Is it Brooke? Is it Linda? Is it Jennifer McDaniel? Nobody knows!

i don't think she's ugly at all - she's nothing special and she's def. no oil painting but she's not that bad looking.

ankle skimmers, beer gut, leather skin, buttchin and all she'll be a dead ringer for Jackie Stallone by the time she's 24.

I'd hit it...

...but then it would need a hip replacement!

The next time you are tempted to "lay out", think of this leathery twit. Her photo should be on the American Dermatologists' "Ten Most Not Wanted" list.

Looks like anyone else walking down the street. I don't know what all you folks are raising hell about. Guess you forgot what real boobs look like.

Scary....an entire generation of young boys and twenty-somethings who may never in their lives get to touch a pair of real breasts, because in ten years little girls will probably be getting fake ones before they even become sexually active. That's the way we do it here in fake-oh USA.

#71

They ARE implants. They've just settled.

You're right though. If beauty can be bought and it can, it will get worse and worse.

It'll be like the star belly sneetches.

MY beauty is REAL!

WELL, my beauty LOOKS genetic!!!

I mean, who will deserve the power when everyone looks the same or is just as hot as everyone else?!??!?!!!

Crap, she DOES look like a ham carving of Cameron Diaz.
I'll be damned...

"High five, brotha!"
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LMMFAO!!!! It's been a long, long fucking day, and that made me laugh till I cried.

Dear Brooke:

With all due respect --
You can't sing.
You can't act.
You can't dance.
You can't model.

Get a job.

Brooke needs to stay out of the sun.

@76

You said it. She needs to avoid the leathery skin look of her parents at all costs because it is aging her like balls.

A bra never killed anyone for that matter.

FUCK YEAH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.
SPRED EM BABAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS ONE SMOKING HOT ASS SUPER UBER COOCHIE.
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brooke's sort of mmmm...interesting(?) looking. Large but shapely. Sometimes her face looks OK and other times it looks like the Incredible Hulk. Personally I find her sexy as hell.

And I will opine this: Fake tits notwithstanding, she looks like she would be an *incredible* fuck. And I'll bet she would suck your dick and shit out your testicles the next day!!!

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No she isn't an incredibly attractive woman, but she really tries. This is a great example of someone who is out enjoying life and doing the best with the body she has. I am surprised she isn't larger given that Hulk is her father. And she does remind me of many sorority girls I have seen throughout the years. It really pisses me off when people call her ugly, because she is average. I have seen ugly

Most women do not get breast implants. It is a very small minority and I hate that all American women are labeled this way.. when on the whole we are more quaker and prudent than MANY countries. I love my natural boobs. Having D's at 13 wasn't very fun and now that I have B's I don't have to worry about bouncing around or hurting my back. I don't know one person who has ever had implants.

I'm sure now:
AMERICANS LOVE IT BEING FOOLED!!
(twenty decades is better chosen)
She is really, REALLY close to fourty, folks!!
YOU WANNA BET?

Wow, her face makes her look soo old!!

She looks like a really good looking 40 year old ... like a real MILF.

Oh wait, she looks like a Milf at 20? At 40, she´s going to look like GranILF ...or forget the "i" in that word, please.

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Poor poor creature..

She would look right at home in a blue Wal Mart vest.

holy fuck..she's only 20?!

Why are her fake breasts so saggy? She already needs a breastlift. What is she doing to herself? Ew..

Do your boobs hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you toss them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier
Yes her boobs hang low

They look like Grandmas..... and as for that face..

@17 - holy fuck you're retarded... you can't even fucking count to 2 properly, you cross-eyed gap-toothed fuck!

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