Mar 16 2009Brooke Hogan: Embracing the Future

ewwwwwwwww nasty

but she seems ok at it so i see a career here...

Y'know, I've gotta say...I definitely would. Though admittedly the man jaw is KINDA creepy.

Also, how exactly do you sing while throwing yourself round a pole like that?

EWW.

EWW.

EWW.

Seriously? WTF is her problem?

EWW.

EWW.

And the fact that she thinks she's hot is mind-numbing.

Id hit it, fo sho!

That slut needs a good kick in the cunt.

Lol.....

......eh, I'd still hit it....who cares

i bet her dad likes that performance

Id drill into that till I reach China...

Never have a seen more desperation... well not since they took Whitney Houston's pipe away...

You mean you'd drill until you reach Chyna.

just imagine..as you are hitting that, (s)he makes a sensual face and croons in a deep, throaty voice..."Oh, brother"

I'd suck her cock, what the hell, you only live once.

Oh, Brooke honey, pick your dignity up off the floor and go home.

Poor kid.

Her thighs are almost as big as Jessica Simpson's.

I mean id actually give those inner thighs a good lather before the trip to china

She needs a friend with a 200lb chimp to come along and rip her face off.

What's the big deal, it's not like she's erect or anything.

I would totally rock that hard. Your opinion be your own, but I think you people have to be fucking nuts if you don't think she is hot. I would pick her over a lot of other chicks out there any day. Least she's got a head on her shoulders and not strung out on crack, coke, booze and all other kinds of shit like Taco Bell or going ape shit.
Keep it up Brook. You look damn good.

what sushi bar is that? it looks like a happening place to eat.
anyone got directions?!

Miss Piggy looks good on a stripper pole. Rotisserie? oh no....

I, too, would like to engage in sexual congress with an intersexed person.

Brooke, meet The Bottom of the Barrel. Bottom of the Barrel, meet Brooke.

I feel like the ob-gyn consultant for an endocrine disorders clinic.

#24's Message paid and sponsored by The Socieity of Developmentally Challenged Pole Dancers

She is just too muscular. She got screwed from both genetic lines. She is big like her dad, has his feet and chin, while she looks like her mom right now. her future lookes bleak as an entertainer. She makes that stipper pole look like a toothpick.

All that said, kudos to her comparative lack of cellulite. She must have the least cellulite of any Kong-sized girl.

Yeah yeah, I put an extra i in there. Whip-de-doo. At least I'm not nauseating the entire universe by showing my gigantic thunder thighs and crotch.

Her legs look like HAM HOCKS!

Wow. That is horribly pathetic.

she's...stocky? butch? large? i can't quite put it into words but you know what i mean.

I'd do him..

I'd do her, but only if she has a cock. Why fuck a giant man-girl if she doesn't have a cock? That one hidden fantasy - yes, it's true - is the only reason to "enter the ring" with this monster.

could they find a pole high enough...?

Chunk-a-fuckin-sauras

I'd say I want her to sit on my face but I don't want to end up looking like John Graziano.

OMG OMG OMG!!!
IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS AFTER MY PENIS... IT WANTS TO EAT IT!!!

Yes! she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallmingle Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!! :-)

It always bothers me when white trash gains fame and money for doing absolutely nothing. Seriously, what is this woman famous for besides being part of an extremely dysfunctional family?

@ #44:
you could ask Kim Kardashian the same question (spell check marks Kardashian as incorrect... even spell check thinks that that chick is wrong!)

Them thighs is lookin mighty meaty!

In the main pic, I can almost see her balls.

The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.

I'd hit that all day every day... If your a guy and you think otherwise, I think its time to look in the mirror and question yourself. 305 Wade County Baby!!!

She looks great if you like watching Hulk Hogan dressed in drag pole dancing. Can you say FUG x10??

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Some would do her, some wouldn't. It's alright, we all have different tastes. But WHY IN THE HOLY FUCK IS SHE WEARING CREAM COLORED LOW HEELS WITH THAT OUTFIT?!?!? SERIOUSLY, THE REST I COULD EXCUSE BECUASE SHE'S A LOW CLASS WHORE, BUT SHIT, EVEN KANYE WEST'S GIRLFRIEND KNOWS BETTER THAN TO TRY & PULL THAT SHIT.

I'd hit it. She looks good with her legs in the air.

I wonder if Hogan greased her up before she grabbed that pole?

I would crush it. face down. legs up. and eat all of it. Nice meaty thighs without beings fat or flabby. This is good stuff.

Waste of a good pole....

wow, she is a glutton for punishment. if this girl actually put some clothes on and kept her legs shut, she wouldn't look so atrocious.

RICH!!!!!!

I'd love to strip naked and wrestle with her. The winner is the one who forces anal. I want to win but to be truthful a part of me really wants to lose.

#22 Right on. Where's the ape man?!?!

Who really cares about the spawn of The Hulk.

Born trash. Die Trash.

I guess you can try to make the most of it?

Ok... first of all, there are many bikini camel toe shots of her. She definitely has a normal vagina. She has a high pitched, feminine voice, I'm 99% sure she's never taken roids! She has no cellulite on her thighs. She's a big, strapping, woman!!!
That being said, I would love to serve her up with some sessssssssssss ;-) !!!

Brooke looks like she has found a fun way of keeping in shape, and I wish her all the best with her exercise regime.

Her slightly saucy outfit highlights her ample assets well, whilst still preserving her feminine dignity.

I fapped to it.

My eyes! My eyes! It's enough to make them sink into my head!!!

Well, ok, they're sunken already, but still...the point is, in the banner pic she's flashing a hole that's scarier than my cranium crater.

What she really needs in pictures like these are visible signs of a snail trail, to reassure all the guys that she's got an innie not an outtie. Or disappoint them, in the case of male Superficial commenters.

Well, okay...nothing much else going on today but She-Man's crotch and Blohan being wasted again. Zzzzzz...Zzzzzzz........Zzzzzz..........

It's like watching a roast pig or a particularly foul chunk of rancid Gyro meat fall off the spit.

This is proof that the superficial writer hates us.

Wow, Power 96, a stripper pole and some nasty skanky bitch on it. Not exactly a surprise there, Power 96 is the radio station of all the thugs and ghetto ho's of Miami, not to mention home of that sexist pig DJ Laz.

So hot but she looks terrible recently! Her profile and photos were found on the millionai re celebr ity d ati ng c l ub "C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M "' not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site.

REALLY! What up with the flesh colored shoes all of a sudden? Lady Gaga had em on with HER (HIS?) black ensemble too. Dont they sell black shoes anymore? Tacky tacky tacky!

She'll be fucking a black dude soon.

poor kid
doesn't even realize

How old is she because she's too young to have cellulite of a 50 y/o!!!???

I bet her bush is rougher than Randy "Macho Man" Savage's beard.

I'm as bad as any when it comes to picking on the uber fortunate, but really --- this kid seems pretty nice, albeit with a sense of entitlement that comes from having the most famous wrestler in the world as her dad. She couldn't pick her parents, nor her DNA. She's a 6 footer who will very likely continue to sport her mother's very scary face her whole life. She's trying to parlay her 15 minutes of reality fame and marginal good looks and less than perfect singing voice into something where she doesn't have to leech off her father. She doesn't see the absurdity of what she does because she's trying so hard to not be just "the daughter of Hulk Hogan, wrestling icon." Give her a little credit. She has remained above the nuclear fray between her parents, hasn't gotten pregnant, and made the appropriate "eww" sounds when she found out her dad was dating her friend. If she was as obnoxious as Paris Hilton by pretending to be some sort of fucking royalty all the time, then I'd say have at her. Here I see a young woman trying anything to get her doomed singing career off the ground by following some promoter's REALLY BAD advice.

Too bad she wasn't dating Chris Brown instead of Rhianna ~ she could have opened a gigantic can of whoop ass on him!

EVERY MAN WHO POSTED BEFORE ME IS A FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!

I see a fine, big legged, blonde haired bitch with her legs spread WIDE open showing her pussy and her ass. So what's the problem?! Any hetero, red-blooded, hard cocked man would shove his face between those legs and eat out her ass and pussy for about 4 hours straight, then shove in their cock and fuck this bitches brains out until she collasped on the bed, exhausted.

You guys are faggots!

Who the hell allowed this? My God.......someone needs to sit this chick down and gently explain to her that she has no talent and to go back to school and get a degree in something, anything. This is beyond sad and pathetic.

Her pussy's hanging out!!

OMG, I so did NOT need to see that, especially on a Monday. Or any other day, Superfish, just in case you were ever thinking of posting more of these. Have mercy.

#17 - hahaha. This might be the funniest thread of responses ever.

lmao @78

Spread eagle shots by girls with legs that thick are not good things. It is morning and I need a drink.

low heels? hahaha... she might as well have worn orthopedic shoes...

She looks hot. I would have sex with her in a heartbeat.

I heard some guy tried to sell her worn panties here:

http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/

Is this an actual job? What does she do with the other 23 1/2 hours a day?

Brooke Hogan hanging on a lamppost! Doesn't she know she can catch a cold up there!?

Brooke Hogan's latest charity project;free gas for the folks!

When she said she wanted a stripper pole for her performance who agreed with her that it would be a good idea? I'm not knocking her talent, if she actually has any, but that shot is not flattering on anyone and I think I just threw up my lunch.

*Oink!*
*Snuffle!* *Snuffle!* *Snuffle!*
*Oink!* *Oink!*

haha the white trash hogan family is sinking deeper and deeper. fucking losers

i bet her daddy is jerking off right now looking at these pictures.

The lead image loaded and I felt a slight tug coming from the direction of my screen. I dare not load the full size image (pun intended). The only thing that could save me would be my size 13s (that's for you, ladies O.O).

Wait, wait, wait...

If a coax cable is placed in her ass, is she then ready for the big switch?

Brooke Hogan promoting her titanium pole! Look this strong it is! I'm impressed!

I think the only thing in that picture that's erect is that pole.

And probably not for long.

Just about every broad is a fucking tramp these days.

can you guess.....WHO LOVES KIDS???!!

hmmm............. bacon.............

Did you see that guy's balls?

Yeah, they were weird looking...

ewwww.. that is just wrong! In so many levels.

Ewwww... dingleberries.

Damn - funniest headline ever

I'd hit it.

What a seriously f'd up family they are.

http://prowrestlingevents.webs.com/

I'm with 51--cream colored heels? Bitch, please!

Where does she hide her cock? It sure must be uncomfortable

Must be a sturdy pole - she looks a little "healthy"

MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! M Y E Y E S !!!!!!!!!!

why are we supposed to care about this no talent bitch? Oh yeah - her father's a wrestler.

LOOK OUT -- THAT IS NOT A LOAD BEARING POLE!

Oh my, its like watching a pig happily roll around in the mud. She just doesn't get that she's not sexy, does she? She does kind of look like a big, chunky, manly britney.

BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

Oh dear lord, excuse me!

When is she going to jump in the wrasslin' ring? Seriously, she is built like Chyna. All she needs to do is lift weights and take steroids. Some guys are into Nicole Bass type of chicks. Brooke can make more money that way

Here honey - here's $100 bill.
Don't ever do that again.
PLEASE !

Cliff Notes : Hey Bink. Didn't you used to comment on this site occasionally ?
Binky : Moi ? Like. Cliff - I've been out - invited out for a couple of brews etc. - (Those guys at AIG really know how to party !!)
Cliff Notes : That's it. Been busy?
Binky : Well ok. Things haven't quite been the same since Steve O was injured on 'Dancing With The Stars' and couldn't continue. The guy had a hook through him and was trolled as shark bait. Can't survive 'Dancing With the Stars?'
Is nothing sacred ?

(Not that I've seen the show)

#48
Life finds a way...

Stripper poles become a lot less sexy when the person dancing on it can put a dent in it the size of the grand canyon.

She is just a girl, not ugly, not especially pretty either. Just a girl next door. If your neighbor had her oportunities you might chuckle, but you wouldn't put her down. I find your responses funny , not because she deserves them but because it shows just how shallow you all are. Who in their right mind would even care about this? She is having fun thats all. You would all do the same if in her shoes. Life is short. I don't blame her for making the most of it.

In response to other posters, I believe she's wearing the light colored heels because someone told her that they visually lengthen your legs and make you look taller/sleeker.
But for the optical illusion to work, YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR LEGS WRAPPED AROUND A POLE, OR UP IN THE AIR....
D'OH....

To her credit, at least she can hold herself aloft.

I think I see teeth.

One word... WHALE!

my friend skippy says look out for explosive diarrhea.

This thirty-nine year old is for once telling the truth, folks!!

So she did these stripper moves....with..her..FATHER..in..the..AUDIENCE!!!! Yeah, classy. This family knows how to appear normal.

B.o.o

thats what brooke looks like after fucking sly!

For Christ's sake!!!! Can someone fucking get her a REAL stylist and manager???

She's a pretty girl, IF you scrape off the ten pounds of face paint and dress her in something that doesn't look like Rhode Island whore castoffs.

Save Brooke! Showing your taint to the whole world is not sexy or classy. Just smelly.

She would have brought the house down if that pole wasn't reinforced. Samson SMASH!
Not fat, just large.

@16 - Hah!

@80 - That might have been trying to name Britneys meltdown album and it's song titles back around 07.

When is she going to jump in the wrasslin' ring? Seriously, she is built like Chyna. All she needs to do is lift weights and take steroids. Some guys are into Nicole Bass type of chicks. Brooke can make more money that way

Now it is a stainless steel pole. But it could be your private part!

Remember this, when cold tears run down your face looking at a smashed weiner.

FAT!

Wow what an Amazon. She really shouldn't pole dance. How desperate. I bet she's heavy footed and the stage shook like an earth quake.

Man she has some fat legs. Big legs and little skinny ankles.

That reminds me, I must post that letter...

http://digitalgangster.com/4um/showthread.php?t=86039

Brooke Ellen Bollea
1401 Court St. Clearwater, Florida 33756
Brooke's cell = 786-329-2262
Hulk Hogans Home = 727-215-4037
Nick Hogans Cell = 305-395-2267

Her voicemails
http://la.gg/v/763639001.wav/
Including Hulk Hogan talking bout getting a bag of weed to smoke up with her dad and brother.

The phrase "meaty thighs" was coined for situations and women such as this.

she looks exactly like that woman on metallica video...remember? the stripper-prostitute-mom who would take the exact same choices if she was born again..

I can hear the Hulkster now: "What's the big deal brother?? I used to wipe her vagina when I changed her diapers."

#138. That was porn star Ginger Lynn Allen in METALLICA's Turn The Page vid.....and while she's no class act either she's got a good 30 - 60 lbs less meat on her than Brooke.

Ew. Just, ew. Piccie number one says it all.

I see no nuts..........

I'd eat that......all day looooonnnnnggggggg.

#121 lol

Hey, I like the placement of the "power 96" logo in pic #1.
Looks like she blasted that out....

Say whatever you want, I dont care, I would lick this girls pussy on my Moms front lawn on Easter Sunday. Pic 1 gave me a pole-woody. Cant wait for Mrs. Sticky to get home.

Hey Mr. Sticky....

Is Mrs. Sticky your cat or your mom?

Brooke is a classy lady. You're all so mean!

she's living up to the "thunderlips" name

she's living up to the "thunderlips" name

I reckon she would be an easy f**k. I heard she shapes her lady hairs to resemble her father's mo'. Pure class.

She probably dyes what's left of her lady business white, like his 'stache...I'm sure she'll find some dumbarse to f**k her.

Dorito Man..

I've got a dumbarse lined up for her - that faggy nancy cockhead Criss Angel. They would make a cute couple don't you think?

She'd strap on the machete extender and bang him into next week... dog tags a-jinging.

Yeah, that would be a microbial extravaganza.. They could call their union "germing"..

She does nothing for me. Ab. So. Lute. Ly. Nothing. I'd rather watch Tom Cruise's Nazi movie for three weeks straight..

That's saying a lot cos I know you think very little of Wee Man Cruise.

Oh look Brooke has a navel piercing as well. Gawd. Could she be any more the typical tart?

Half of these celebrity broads look the gawd damn same. paris, brooke, heidi, jenna, pammy... eew.

While she is just naturally large and actually has a nice body, she is just too big and bulky to be doing this in public. Good to see that she has a good body image, but we don't need to see this. She is trying WAY to hard to be sexy.

That's quite a who's who list you named there.. A surfeit of classlessness..

Doesnt she smack her penis on the ground when she dances on that pole?

I see CANKLES!! She is going to be a hefer in just a few years. Add that to her man chin and the genetics she got from her dad, and this girls future sucks. A 300 pound never was whining about how the "industry" mislead her and used her. She really only has two choices. 1. Get married to a person who has no connections to entertainment and fade away, or 2. Join the WWE or TNA wrestling circuit and take advantage of her size and last name.

Oh, and we hope your dad stops fucking her from behind and saying he thought it was his girlfriend he was doing. For the 3rd time in a row. With Nick watching and jacking off in the corner.
Sick ass family. They make the Osbournes seem normal.

there goes my lunch....eugh. grosss

All I can say is. Bleughh

This is the most disgusting post of all time.

hey brooke if you want to get famas come to meet me, you hun gabriel you are nice and i hope not one scrwe you caree how you father is falling now.

hey brooke if you want to get famas come to meet me, you hun gabriel you are nice and i hope not one scrwe you caree how you father is falling now.

My God, will you people please let Hulk Hogan's son live his life? If he wants to be a pole dancer, he can make a wonderful career out of ...

Wait ... that's not his son?

*urk*

I just got a hankering for some ham hocks....

Can you imagine someone licking that pussy and having her close those legs on you? Your head would pop like a pimple.

What
Tha
Fackkk.

There is a fine line between trashy and sexy, in this case it doesn't even matter because she was nowhere near the sexy line. Maybe at home alone (if you happen to have a stripper pole handy) but I guess it has us talking so she probably got the exact outcome she had intended.

i just have to say that first pic with her legs open as wide as her muscles and bones could possibly stand, is one of the most unattractive things ive seen in awhile. its not that shes ugly its just skanky. very very skanky. also she is very manly.

i just have to say that first pic with her legs open as wide as her muscles and bones could possibly stand, is one of the most unattractive things ive seen in awhile. its not that shes ugly its just skanky. very very skanky. also she is very manly.

thats not brooke, thats hulk hogan's new gf

Are it your contention give shit about this skank off?
Rolling Stone sure has diminshed itself sinced Ralph J.Gleason was at the helm.

Are it your contention give shit about this skank off?
Rolling Stone sure has diminshed itself sinced Ralph J.Gleason was at the helm.

she looks like her mom there.

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OH...thats appropriate.

# 3, 4, 5, 7, 8 LMBAO I was thinking the same thing.

Her beauty lies between her thighs; wonder why she so overdressed?

she's a freak without warning cuz me so horney-give it up

she's a freak without warning cuz me so horney-give it up

nice bald beaver

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She's too fat to pole-dance, seriously...

somehow I'm not surprised...I was at a concert in Hawaii where she performed after that song she did with Paul Wall came out...I think maybe she was even still underage...her parents were there and she dressed and danced like a stripper. In this pic she's doing the same, but now se has a pole, LOL

somehow I'm not surprised...I was at a concert in Hawaii where she performed after that song she did with Paul Wall came out...I think maybe she was even still underage...her parents were there and she dressed and danced like a stripper. At least now she has a pole, LOL...that's just wrong

haha i just love how every ones like eww cause haha that was my first thought!!

Dude, imagine being in bed with her and having Hulk Hogan's face appears in your mind any time you look at her...now if you put wet towel over her head so it doesn't fall off yes, I'll do it, otherwise boy o boy does it have a look and feel of being with Hulky...oww yiak

She looks like she is stuck on the floor and trying to make it look hot while she is trying to get back on her feet. Brooke is a very good singer, but not everyone should be on a pole in those clothes acting like that in public. I give her props though, it had to have taken solid balls to do it! So, rock on Chica!!!

She looks really good but WHAT...THE HELL. *sigh* Brooke, you have sunk so low that I don't even think you can bounce back from THIS. You have OFFICIALLY ruined your celebrity street cred. But the way, does anybody know who her fans are? Who listens to her music?