Mar 6 2009Brody Jenner & Joe Francis: When Assclowns Collide
Brody Jenner and Joe Francis got their respective panties in a bunch Wednesday night while clubbing at MyHouse. The altercation started when Joe ran into Brody's girlfriend and apparently didn't have the courtesy to ask to see her boobs. What a dick. Page Six reports:
"Brody was with his girl friend [Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole] when Joe came over. He accidentally bumped into Jayde, prompting Brody and his posse to get heated at Joe," said a witness. Another source said, "Joe was escorted out by security. Meanwhile, Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton were sitting right there and just kept making out." Francis told Page Six, "There was no physical contact, but if you're Brody Jenner and dating an ugly piece of trash . . . you should expect these types of altercations."
You know what's the most amazing/only remotely interesting part of this story? Paris Hilton was making out in the general vicinity - and nobody died. Somebody needs to get her back to the CIA lab she was birthed in because this little malfunction just completely botched Operation: Natural Selection. I mean, Joe Francis AND Brody Jenner in the same spot. C'mon!

Reader Comments
1. > - March 6, 2009 2:05 PM
PeeWee
2. Where's Darkwing Duck? - March 6, 2009 2:05 PM
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3. amanda - March 6, 2009 2:05 PM
first
4. Nadeen - March 6, 2009 2:10 PM
SEXY BODY .. UGLY FACE :(
5. lilypie - March 6, 2009 2:11 PM
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6. ROUGH DADDY - March 6, 2009 2:13 PM
Hey Jocelyn Wildenstein before the surgeries....
7. Phil - March 6, 2009 2:14 PM
I care about none of these people. And she's a ghoul.
8. mimi - March 6, 2009 2:14 PM
午後1時)ごろ、フロリダ州ケープカナベラル空軍基地から、太陽系外にある地球型惑星を探す探査機「ケプラー」を打ち上げる。3年半をかけ、銀河系内にある恒星約10万個を観測し、地球に似た惑星を調べる。
地球型惑星の探査を目的に開発された宇宙望遠鏡を搭載。大きさはこれまで宇宙空間に打ち上げられた中で、最大となる。
太陽系外の惑星が、公転する恒星を横切る際に恒星が暗く見える現象を検出して惑星を調べる。そのため、ハッブル宇宙望遠鏡のように、宇宙の様子を「撮影する」ことはないという
And so therefore PRAY for AMY
9. Amy - March 6, 2009 2:18 PM
She posts a bunch of boxes and pubic hair - I always knew mimi was a lesbian.
10. LPB - March 6, 2009 2:19 PM
Looks like they didn't have time to coordinate their outfits...No, wait, he put on a woman's blingy watch.
11. Ice-T - March 6, 2009 2:19 PM
His posse? When did the term posse start applying to a group of 2 white guys.
12. سرشس - March 6, 2009 2:20 PM
lol @ her face, too much plastic surgery.
13. Joe Francis - March 6, 2009 2:23 PM
FYI, she bumped into me and asked if I would let her on the bus, and I told her no, only hot girls are allowed to go wild on my bus. But for real, Brody, you should bang your sisters, they ain't blood relatives dude.
14. Chris Brown - March 6, 2009 2:25 PM
She look like she got hit in da face by a bag of nickels.
15. ROUGH DADDY - March 6, 2009 2:28 PM
Shes exotically attractive, not someone youre going to see walking down the streets...
16. Bumping into her at a bar - March 6, 2009 2:33 PM
"Hey, baby, you got a sweet ass! How about letting me see the rest of------JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST! IT'S NOT HUMAN! KILL IT! KILL IT!"
17. Jayde Nicole - March 6, 2009 2:33 PM
I got "respect" tattooed above my vag so my clients will remember to treat me like a lady!
18. Where's Darkwing Duck? - March 6, 2009 2:40 PM
Thank goodness for absentee & abusive fathers. Without you guys, well the pornographic industry would be nothing. My hat's off to you & to your slutty daughters.
19. havoc - March 6, 2009 2:51 PM
WTF is up with that face?
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20. steve - March 6, 2009 2:52 PM
i wish they would put Joe Francis back in jail already.
21. Chris Browneye - March 6, 2009 2:53 PM
I would have dotted that bitch Brody in the eye, like I did to my bitch Ri-Ri. Then I would have run form that god forsaken thing in the pink dress. I didnt realize start trek enemy space men were real creatures.
22. Pilatunes - March 6, 2009 2:55 PM
Joe Francis is a kiddie raper. He belongs in prison along with other sex offenders.
23. Michelle Obama - March 6, 2009 3:08 PM
White girls have the ugliest faces.
24. kerri - March 6, 2009 3:13 PM
she is NOT attractive. she looks greasy and her face is disgusting. likely waxes her entire body judging by the hairline around her face. decent body though but who cares if you have to wake up looking at her mug.
25. kerri - March 6, 2009 3:13 PM
she is NOT attractive. she looks greasy and her face is disgusting. likely waxes her entire body judging by the hairline around her face. decent body though but who cares if you have to wake up looking at her mug.
26. Dr Phowstus - March 6, 2009 3:17 PM
So she shares a plastic surgeon with L'il Kim... big deal...
Oh, and Brody is the consummate douche.
27. AteIsEnough - March 6, 2009 3:30 PM
THAT's what Hef is displaying now-a-days? Time to retire Hef - Catwomen look-a-likes are NOT hot!
28. Marketta - March 6, 2009 3:45 PM
She does have kind of a regal look like a young Katharine Hepburn. Great bod too.
29. Vanilla Gorilla - March 6, 2009 3:51 PM
Thats how my boys roll. Brody "white knight" Jenner and the posse.
30. grobpilot - March 6, 2009 3:57 PM
#6: Damn you! You beat me to it. But it is pretty damned accurate. She looks like she's well on her way. But, I prefer the name "wildebeest"
31. Philshack - March 6, 2009 4:01 PM
Jesus H. that chick is hideous. Brody should be getting TOP SHELF vagina. Not this kinda stuff.
32. jj - March 6, 2009 4:22 PM
wow, shes not pretty
33. le fag - March 6, 2009 4:57 PM
this is the kind of dude i wouldn't mind ass banging but would take that secret to the grave
34. Gando - March 6, 2009 4:58 PM
I've no clue who these people are.But i would love to hump the girl in pink.
35. Frank N. Stein - March 6, 2009 5:29 PM
Funny, the tattoo near her butt says disrespect.
36. patricia - March 6, 2009 5:34 PM
why in the hell is she wearing a formal at a club?
37. Danklin24klin24 - March 6, 2009 5:36 PM
I like this Brody Jenner, he's always has that surprised look on his face. Yes Brody, im shocked that even girls as ugly as that let you touch them, because you know, you're gay and like getting in hot tubs with dudes. Just sayin
38. dew - March 6, 2009 5:46 PM
Youngest case of Madamism I've seen so far.
39. JJ - March 6, 2009 6:02 PM
Janice DIckinsen face
yikes... I swear I saw pics of her a while back and she didnt look like that
40. R2D2 - March 6, 2009 7:56 PM
Ya right,how much does this chick cost? Don't think i'm rich you greasy asshole!
41. Darth - March 6, 2009 8:02 PM
#40 That's my lill robot:)
42. R2D2 - March 6, 2009 8:14 PM
#41 Stop talking you slimeball! You think it was that easy to get through the earth's atmosphere!? You'd better start to repair my damaged circuits! Beep!
43. Darth - March 6, 2009 8:21 PM
#42 Don't worry,soon you'll be like new:) I like his beeps:)
44. sushi - March 6, 2009 11:12 PM
She looks like a dark haired version of that smelly cuntish English broad, Joss Stone.
45. sushi - March 6, 2009 11:13 PM
She looks like a dark haired version of that smelly cuntish English broad, Joss Stone.
46. Denise - March 7, 2009 12:51 AM
Is it just me or does she have a wonky eye?
47. gerard Vandenberg - March 7, 2009 1:12 AM
She said one word to her plastic-surgeon: "CATWOMAN"!!
48. La Bella Vita - March 7, 2009 2:04 AM
28. Marketta - March 6, 2009 3:45 PM
She does have kind of a regal look like a young Katharine Hepburn. Great bod too.
WHAT THE F WITH THAT COMMENT !! SHE'S UGLY AS A MF COMMON!
49. La Bella Vita - March 7, 2009 2:04 AM
28. Marketta - March 6, 2009 3:45 PM
She does have kind of a regal look like a young Katharine Hepburn. Great bod too.
WHAT THE F WITH THAT COMMENT !! SHE'S UGLY AS A MF COMMON!
FREAKIN CRAZY EYES
50. Narcissist - March 7, 2009 5:48 AM
What's happened to her face? What's happened to Playboy? There were some attractive women in there a few years ago.
Joe's just lucky Brody didn't try starting up a Bromance with him.
51. Ryan the Canadian - March 7, 2009 6:27 AM
Spawn of Predator and Douche.
52. Funeral Guy - March 7, 2009 4:08 PM
Man, that is one butt ugly face. We have stuff at the funeral home that we put on dead people's faces so they don't dehydrate and I swear its not as greasy as whatever this bitch is slathered with.
53. boo - March 7, 2009 5:40 PM
That dress looks like she made it in home-ec (C+). And yes Brody, we see them, no need to point them out.
54. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded - March 7, 2009 10:53 PM
He is a stool-sample, and she is a cross-eyed bitch. And that is why both of them are famous.
55. hacksaw - March 8, 2009 12:16 AM
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
56. sb - March 10, 2009 11:57 AM
I think Jayde is BEAUTIFUL, I am surprised by all the hater comments, I have seen her in person and she is drop dead gorgeous!!
57. YoursTruly! - March 18, 2009 6:48 AM
She's gorgeous, her face is as cute as a button in pic 7. The only thing I can flaw is the terrible hem of her dress and her shoes. I love blonds, blond is the Playboy everything, always will be, but she was a good choice for brunette. Love her.
58. nhattruong - September 9, 2009 9:14 PM
oh my god I am first and I swear I am not a pile of shit!
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