Mar 6 2009Britney Spears thinks this is kid-friendly

Why not! She is a whore!

OH Dizammmm

Yikes, that 3rd picture is just unflattering. Yeesh.

Nice wigga names for the kids - dey be drinking 96 oz malt liq just like da fat sac daddy wigga.

That's as kid friendly as gay sex. Vote yes on Prop 8.

I love to listen to Britney while I'm beating off to scat porn. Too bad my penis is so small, way smaller than my hero, Chris Brown. I'd love to take his cock so far into my ass it shoots out my mouth!

next she is fake.ur not madonna bitch

I think her stylist hates her! Those are some ugly outfits! DAMN

Yeah in that 3rd picture her stomach looks like its been run over by catepillar tires...that sex appeal is drifting away Brit Brit...

So what, I always take my kids to work on the National "Take your Kids to Work Day."

EMERGENCY! EMERGNCY!

FAT BITCH ON THE POLE!

disgusting

Oh mommy, why have you forsaken us?

So what? It's better for the kids than hanging around the house watching Dad work...on his enormous lazynonworkinggoodfornothing beerbelly.

What happened to the rock-hard abs and svelte body from dance practice just a couple weeks ago? Is the tour bus stocked with nothing but Jolt Cola and Twinkies (with caramel and hot fudge sauce for dippin')? Jeez! You'd think she could hold it together til the END of the tour!

you got it wrong, Superfish... Britney doesn't think at all. Besides, the kids probably just teared their little eyes out, so, no biggy... bless them.

I would pound that ass like Jack Bauer getting information from a terrorist.

It won't harm the kids. Retards are oblivious to their surroundings.

Gee... not like this is a total ripoff of Madonna's tour -the Girlie Show

"I would pound that ass like Jack Bauer getting information from a terrorist."

I think that IS Jack Bauer!

Anyone who spends a single nickel going to any of these shows should be sterilized immediately so you can't breed.

She gets her kids blindingly drunk before the show, so they won't have to see mama "work that ass".

Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price

I'm gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out

She gets her kids blindingly drunk before the show, so they won't have to see mama "work that ass". It's the best thing for them, really

Hey, a local DJ in my city has been stealing your material.

No talent - that's why she needs to dress like a slut. If she could really sing, she wouldn't need to resort to the x rated outfits.

Damnnnnnnnnnn

I'd eat that allllllll night long!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Gee... not like this is a total ripoff of Madonna's tour -the Girlie Show"

Exactly what I was thinking.

leave britney alone!!!!

leave britney alone!!!!

Why would anyone, for any reason, EVER go to a Britney Spears concert? Seriously, aren't the tween girls that were into her like 10 years ago all grown up? And is she really still cool to modern teenage girls? Haven't they moved on to some other vapid pop star? Why is she still relevant other than to laugh at?

#30

Sex sells along with mediocre talent. I suspect it is the way a child was raised. My daughter was raised listening to quality music like The Beatles and hates Brittney Spears music and what she represents.

She's irrelevant now. If she wants to be on the cutting edge of today's culture, she should work in a little play in the middle of her concert, where two of her singers perform a loving duet, then the male singer winks at a female backup dancer, the female singer sees that and grabs his microphone and throws it into the crowd, he reacts by beating her unconscious while throwing in a few bites for good measure, and then she wakes up and asks him to marry her and everybody cheers. Naturally they'd have to be black. Because, you know, we live in a multiracial society now and who are we to define how people should love each other?

so gross.... so done.... the striped crop top outfit was kinda cute, but seriously, it's so over.... why are people still giving this person money??

so gross.... so done.... the striped crop top outfit was kinda cute, but seriously, it's so over.... why are people still giving this person money??

do y'all really think that 2 toddlers are going to sit on the side lines of a concert for 2-3 hrs? Fuck no they're not. 2/3rds of their time is spent backstage eating as many cheetos that they can stuff into their little mouths. don't get me wrong, Britt is a dumbshit, but I don't buy this crap....................but she does need to put some clothes on, I see she is sporting the popped biscuit look.

K-Fed is on tour with her- some friends of mine down here in New Orleans ran into him at a bar before the kick off show on Tuesday... guess he is taking care of the kiddos when he is not drinking, or maybe grandma has them. Either way, the reports that he wasn't all about it don't seem to be true. No word on whether the girlfriend was with him, but one can only assume.

everytime you masturbate to pic 3 god kills a kitten.

Brittany Spears should get Rhianna and Chris Brown in her show saw them in half (for real) and go to jail for murder, BAM just killed 3 birds with one stone. I am a GD genius!!!!!!

I have no problem with this.

Regards

Paris

They're too young to know or care!

::: Sexy CIRCUS acts make ya SKINNY :::
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Those outfits make Britney look like a shaved gorilla. Her costume designers are having a laugh right about now.

I can't say she looks attractive in any of the above pictures. Slutty yes but shes far from looking beautiful or stunning

SPF and JJ are needed for seat filling duties like the rest of her family.
Who would want to pay money to see a bloated, miming crazy woman who arm dances?

@31
"My daughter was raised listening to quality music like The Beatles"
Wow, way to sound like a douche. Good for you, Britney was cute in her time and now she needs to make some money. It's kind of sad. But the statement you made is ridiculous. Who cares? Jesus Christ can we please go back to making fun of the fact that she's not skinny anymore, and she really should never have custody of those kids? No one cares about how you raise your daughter, although, she's probably either a loner or easy. Hard to tell off the first post, how about some more information so I can thrash you properly.

SHE'S A NO TALENT HACK! CRAP IN CRAP OUT

ALSO NOTE ON THE PICTURES WHERE SHE'S TURNED SIDEWAYS...LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ROLLING WITH KANKLES!

Hilton is just a b i t ch! She has a beautiful face, but too gay! She has been reported for many times of dating with some handsome guys from a millionaire&celebrity club ^^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M^^^

OMG i was just about to say check out the cankles!!!

*lmao!*

now i know why she hides them in smell ass boots all the time.
and the air brushing of ab's is evident in pic 3 thats for sure.

one of the sad things about this chick is that she is trying sooo hard to emulate madonna (the crypt keeper) with the style of dress and the awful patheticness of the routines and such. if vadge madge started wearing burlap jumpsuits, brit would be sure to follow.
these silly little shows that try (and fail terribly) to be sexy are really embarrassing to see even in still pics.
i keep thinking that maybe this shit will run out of steam but, the crypt keeper's spells must be pretty powerful since many people still pay insane amounts of money to see a disgusting 50 something prance around in horribly inappropriate costumes that would scare the devil to christianity if he were still alive.

It's one more concert tour than I ever thought she'd do. I'll give her credit for achieving this comeback. She's batshit insane AND mentally retarded, not in the usual way you mean when insulting somebody, but in the most legitimate way possible - Adderal/laxative/frappuccino/cheeto abuse, plus court-approved suspension of her right to manage her own money. So it's impressive in its own way that she's even doing this tour. It's like being a teacher in a special ed class, where you have to dole out the praise at their level: "Suzie, I'm so proud of you for fitting all those meaningless scribbles on one piece of paper!"

oh the heaviness................... lets all go watch Queen Latefa on a pole

1) What kind of jackass costume designer would make an outfit with black spirals around the tits? How is that even remotely a good design?

2) How bad does Britney's judgement have to be to agree to wear that hiddeous outfit? Unreal.

PLEASE.....NONE of ya'll could even try to tap her. She looks better than most girls you fuck.

WTF happened? I thought she was getting back in shape. I guess that was only a one month thing or something. 3rd pic = yikes!

HIDE the cheeto's DAMN she looks bad. What happened to getting in shape for this tour?

Why do they have to call her kids by their 1st AND middle names?

#31 Ha, that's what you think. I saw your little whore of a daughter on the front row at this circus. She was the one with the matching pasties, right?

OH-OH...looks like she's slipping back away fromt he light again. Next thing you know she'll have a "Madge" accent!! What's with the fucking freakish outfits she and Madonna wear onstage?

Brfittany Spears & Amy Winehouse stories & pics right after? I'll never get a hardon again.

It's great to see you rocking the house once again there Britney! Once the Queen of Pop, always the Queen of Pop! Madonna, hello? Move over because you've just been Speared!

Randal

I say its kid friendly, as I call my cock the kid ;-)
hachacha, I got a million of 'em!!!

Since the nipples aren't visible,i consider this kid friendly.

Her intestines are bulging out! Even R2D2 wouldn't consider that as kid friendly!

When is she finally going to show her flappy flaps on this tour??

Brit's main problem is that she doesn't have any talent. The woman couldn't sing her way out of a wet paper bag, so she has always worn clothes that left her mostly naked. Now, after two kids, she is still trying to wear them because that's all she has, but it just isn't working.

To the "whattheshit" post: Everyone is different...not everyone likes the music you listen to and your not gonna like music other people listen to. So quit being a dumb mother fucker cause you saying stupid shit like "Arent all the teenagers that used to like her grown up, blah blah" makes you look and sound just as dumb as the people you are trying to bash.

Im not defending Britney Spears...I dont really like her music. But I live in Atlanta and know two girls who went to that show....which was SOLD OUT by the way. And they definately arent teens anymore and they are fine as hell :) Let people do what they like without hating on them you stupid dork.

To the "whattheshit" post: Everyone is different...not everyone likes the music you listen to and your not gonna like music other people listen to. So quit being a dumb mother fucker cause you saying stupid shit like "Arent all the teenagers that used to like her grown up, blah blah" makes you look and sound just as dumb as the people you are trying to bash.

Im not defending Britney Spears...I dont really like her music. But I live in Atlanta and know two girls who went to that show....which was SOLD OUT by the way. And they definately arent teens anymore and they are fine as hell :) Let people do what they like without hating on them you stupid dork.

OOOOOH LOOKIT! Little Billy's first woodie!!!!

OOOOOH LOOKIT! Little Billy's first woodie!!!!

@26, if you boiled her first, you could make it last several months.

Matt, you sound fat.

You can't even criticize Britney because she has never grown up nor woken up and has no mind of her own. She's sort of a white trash, Cheeto-dust strewn version of Sleeping Beauty.

The real dastardly villain here is Jamie Spears. This is the "conservatorship"? Trotting out his brain-dead daughter to strip with gay black dudes for cheering Babylonian mobs? Every time I see a picture of her in concert, it reminds me of that Masters of Horror episode "Dance of the Dead," where a dead girl is made to look like she's dancing by being electrocuted with a cattle prod.

God's wrath is about to fall on humanity in a very unpleasant way. The only fun I have these days is trying to decide who will be the Antichrist. At first I was thinking Obama but now I'm guessing it will be that guy from Twilight.

The last picture is a great outfit...I love Britney and welcome her comeback with open arms :-)

Okay kids, you sit tight, mommy has to go out on stage and whore herself out so she can buy us a shiny new Mercedes. Whats that Sean, you need new shoes? Fuck you kid, this is momma's money.

So this latest britney tour begs the question.... if the blonde bimbo wasnt blowin the record company execs woudl she still have a career in music? its certainly not the music that is drawing the people and if you want to see a pole dancer you can get into any strip joint for less and see more.

I think she's the one who has to see the show so she can realize she looks like a hooker with mad cow disease! Or maybe it's a cow with mad hooker disease I'm thinkin' of!!!

FTW? Are those storm troopers in the background? I bet the geekologie writer is in there...

I'm embarrased for her. Poor girl needs to realize that trying to be her 20 yr. old self again is really not the best idea for her career, her family and apparently her body. She'd be better off coming out with a whole new style and look, something a bit more mature and less of an attempt to be her 2004 single, childless, sex symbol that she was. Be grateful for your sucess and stop while you're ahead. Now you just look silly in a rather sad way. And when I say sad I really do mean sad - I feel bad for this girl. She just doesn't have a clue.

Talking about shit.Humans take this position to empty their intestines! Beep boop bop!

#77- Sad is right. Her costume designers should be shot letting her appear in those inappropriate get ups with her not ready for prime time figure. Who is her trainer? He's equally at fault. I'm shocked to see her look like this. Sad.

#77- Sad is right. Her costume designers should be shot letting her appear in those inappropriate get ups with her not ready for prime time figure. Who is her trainer? He's equally at fault. I'm shocked to see her look like this. Sad.

The costumes are ugly and her hair looks like shit.

lol, she looks great

if a girl like that tells you "fuck me", you would be in heaven, because all of you people usually fuck ugly toothless bitches, if you even get laid...

so STFU

no wonder america is a retarded nation with food disorder issues...

either a girl is anorexic, or overweight.... everyone is FAT for you... you are soo fucked up

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bitch is soooo beat she's a fuckin' retard

Looks like those "leaked" photos of her rehearsing in amazing shape were way off...

you sill don't get it?
her career is ending, SO WAT TO DO?

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The fags who designed her costumes really blew it.... but I guess they are all about blowing stuff.

She needed to be in like clothes, I have 3 words for Brit brit "HIDE YOUR SHAME."

Age old advice.

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She's a bit plump but yet she looks great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think she should try this book " I don't know how to slim" it's not a joke!!!!!!!!!!!! a french doctor wrote it " Je ne sais pas maigrir"!!!! well that's it!

That looks like a sparkly pregnancy prosthetic.

GEEZ! I hadn't even looked at pics 3 (2) and 6 (5)! It's like one of those trailer tramps on Jerry Springer saying "I KNOOOW I look good!".

Surely this could be fashionably camouflaged. Such technology must exist somewhere.

Those German Bambi pics - that outfit was a bit strange, but more flattering overall. This looks like the MTV disaster again.

Those children deserve better than TRAMP BRITTINEY for a mother

I have no business giving an opinion because I am a useless skank.

You should see how ugly I am!

I want to BE Britney!

I want to see Britney on more sitcoms!

I beat off to Britney every night!

It's time for people to stop judgeing each other. I had problems myself when I was younger and I pulled myself back together! She is still young! Cut her some slack!

Sometimes I just don't know myself! I can be a real idiot! But I do know I will always be a huge Britney Spears fan!

I thought she was back in shape. What the hell happened?

I thought she was back in shape. What the hell happened?

She looks OK but her heart is no longer in her act - she needs to find herself something else to do.

C'MON GUYS, STOP BEING SO ENVOUS CUZ SHE'S RICH AND YOU'RE FUCKING POOR! LOL!

Who the fuck goes to her shows anymore?

Brit Brit looks better than the average female on this site. I don't see "cankles" or a lot of body fat. Most people on here are soooo jealous. However, I don't like the costumes, could have been better.

fat nasty used up whore. She's got a gut only Twinkies and Cheetos could make....... another year or so she'll look the bride of Jabba the Hutt.

She never had the voice and now she's lost her hot bod

Yes, I admit it. I am 1moreidiotintheworld.

Britney's costume on this picture look awful. She look like she has gained some weight.

I agree with #64 - Britney never had talent to begin with and still doesn't- dancing around in skimpy outfits is just about all she can do to take the audience's mind off her screeching. I don't understand the American culture - you seem to make celebrities out of talentless people. What's even more baffling to me isthat Britney actually thinks she has talent - go figure!

Seems kind of mean to the wombats.

To be fair, I believe that wombats have BETTER parenting skills. They are marsupials, and the babies live in the mother's pouch for 7 months, where they are protected and nurtured; and are weaned completely after 15 months.

However, the little wombats DO reach sexual maturity at around 18 months of age, which would CERTAINLY explain some things...

Britney needs to hunt and kill her costumer/stylist for this tour.

Sparkles make things *STAND OUT*, not recede....