Mar 1 2009Britney Spears ready for that comeback thingy, y'all
These are shots of Britney Spears landing in New Orleans where she'll kick off her Circus tour on Tuesday. For someone who's trying to get their shit back in shape and deliver a performance that doesn't end in violent demands for a refund, Britney should probably lay off the Marlboros. Then again, it's not like she really has to sing or do anything more than walk around in high heel boots. And only in rhythm if she feels like it. Baby steps, folks. Baby steps.

Reader Comments
1. Sauron - March 1, 2009 6:37 PM
Hey y'all! How about another bacon recipe!?
2. Tom K - March 1, 2009 6:38 PM
Maybe First!
American Whore!
3. Darth - March 1, 2009 6:38 PM
Second!
4. Dood - March 1, 2009 6:39 PM
Cunty
5. Dood - March 1, 2009 6:39 PM
Cunty
6. Dood - March 1, 2009 6:39 PM
Cunty
7. Dood - March 1, 2009 6:39 PM
Cunty
8. Dood - March 1, 2009 6:39 PM
Cunty
9. Dood - March 1, 2009 6:39 PM
Cunty
10. Tom K - March 1, 2009 6:40 PM
When is she going to marry a black guy? She's right on track for some Gorilla Penis! I mean it is the American Way?
Can I get a Amen!!!!! lol
11. Sauron - March 1, 2009 6:47 PM
How about BS and Chris Brown together? Big chance he'll get the tip of an umbrella in his eye,But hey,we've seen worse!
12. amanda - March 1, 2009 6:48 PM
when is she gonna spend some of her money on a decent bra is a better question...
13. jonny - March 1, 2009 7:01 PM
what a talentless moron. can't sing, can't dance, and doesn't even know where she is half the time:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/11ed201165/britney-spears-live-from-that-happened
14. Joline - March 1, 2009 7:02 PM
I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.
15. Sauron - March 1, 2009 7:03 PM
She's still hungry for 10 inches or more.
16. Dood - - March 1, 2009 7:09 PM
I AM AN IDIOT!
17. Dood - - March 1, 2009 7:10 PM
I AM REALLY IGNORANT!
18. Dood - - March 1, 2009 7:11 PM
I AM A MORON!
19. azzman - March 1, 2009 7:11 PM
if she smokes, she pokes
20. Sauron - March 1, 2009 7:12 PM
Britney Spears is my HERO!
21. Tom K - March 1, 2009 7:13 PM
PLEASE KILLE ME!
22. amanda - March 1, 2009 7:15 PM
Come on you guys give her a break!
23. jonny - March 1, 2009 7:16 PM
I think she's HOT!
24. Nero - March 1, 2009 7:16 PM
No flappy flash this time? I'm disappointed :(
25. jonny - March 1, 2009 7:17 PM
I wish I could date Britney!
26. azzman - March 1, 2009 7:19 PM
Give me some, I'm dum
27. Nero - March 1, 2009 7:21 PM
Marry me Britney!
28. Tinner - March 1, 2009 7:23 PM
She´s coming back... AGAIN?
Lawd someone snipe the pathetic bitch
29. Darth - March 1, 2009 7:23 PM
Briteny has a god hart so leve her alone
30. Tinner - March 1, 2009 7:26 PM
BRITNEY RULES!
31. Nero - March 1, 2009 7:27 PM
I liked her more with the bald head
32. theSuperficialWriter - March 1, 2009 7:29 PM
I apologize for offensive remarks on this website but I am not responsible.
33. winky - March 1, 2009 7:29 PM
So many people paid a lot of money to see her!! hopefully she actually dances!
34. Nero - March 1, 2009 7:30 PM
Because I am bald all over! HIT ME BABY!
35. winky - March 1, 2009 7:33 PM
we love u BRITNEY
36. notmimi - March 1, 2009 7:35 PM
notmimi doesn't love her anymore
37. Replica Sunglasses - March 1, 2009 7:36 PM
Can anyone say "frumpy"!
38. notmimi - March 1, 2009 7:36 PM
YES I DO!
39. Tom K - March 1, 2009 7:36 PM
#21 LMAO! You pretender!
I'm actually honored you would waste a post using my name pretending to be me. Imitation is the biggest form of flattery! I love it! Thank you!
40. Tom K - March 1, 2009 7:47 PM
#39
How dare you imply that I am not me! YOU are the imposter!
41. Replica Sunglasses - March 1, 2009 7:49 PM
I know frumpy because I am one hot mess!
42. Nero - March 1, 2009 7:50 PM
Why is she always carrying a water bottle? Doesn't she know that every human has blood in their veins?
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44. BRITNEY FAN - March 1, 2009 7:51 PM
LEEEEEEEEEEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
45. Nero - March 1, 2009 8:04 PM
I would love to light her cigarette
46. blp - March 1, 2009 8:14 PM
In the "Hit me baby one more time" era I didn't think she was attractive, even though we're the same age. Now I want to fuck her more than anyone. Is there something wrong with me? Am I just drawn to average dirty looking skanks?
47. Nero - March 1, 2009 8:16 PM
All those therapies seem to have worked well for her.But i'm convinced that 2000 whiplashes do have the same result.
48. Nero - March 1, 2009 8:18 PM
I should be beaten first of course.... because I am an asshole delux!
49. blp - March 1, 2009 8:19 PM
I had her poster on my wall and would beat off to it nightly.
50. feckless - March 1, 2009 8:28 PM
Stop with the horrid southern accent. Honestly Fish, it's your worst one.
*ready for that comebacky thang* is more accurate.
51. Dave - March 1, 2009 9:20 PM
her boobies point down, i hear thats bad luck.
52. Dave - March 1, 2009 9:28 PM
My dik points down too because I broke it beating off to Britney.
53. balls mccoy - March 1, 2009 9:40 PM
booooiiiiing!
54. rob - March 1, 2009 10:53 PM
BRA? Anyone?
55. lola - March 1, 2009 11:16 PM
I don't respect any artist who doesn't write their own songs or sing without a synthesizer. I do have to admit, she has a really cute body! She could tone up a bit. I smoke occasionally, but WHY WOULD A POP STAR SMOKE? She can't care too much about her voice if her career is based on drama. I don't blame Britney for this. The media created "Britney" as we know her for entertainment purposes and it worked
56. gerard Vandenberg - March 2, 2009 12:14 AM
Just one thing: PLEASE GO HOME!!
57. todders - March 2, 2009 3:11 AM
I'm beginning to think that will never happen...
Also, you JUST HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL you see "A Fistful of Billy Ray Cyrus":
(check it out, totally hilarious)
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/28/dont-f-with-billy-ray-cyruss-daughter.html
58. daunte - March 2, 2009 3:13 AM
Now if she would stop smoking and suck more dickes.
59. lawr4ebss - March 2, 2009 3:43 AM
I saw Britney has a profile with many hot Bikini photos at a wealthy dati**ng site "richromances.com "where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up. Does she continue to look for new love now?
60. Erin Richie - March 2, 2009 5:21 AM
I hope this comeback lasts. For her and my sanity
61. Aaron - March 2, 2009 6:35 AM
I am great fan of Britney
62. Disneyland - March 2, 2009 7:17 AM
This whore is merely a manufactured celebrity by marketing formula by the rulers of the world. America is so finished. Sure we can invade small nations and murder and cool stuff like that but what else can we do? Our money is worthless and we are getting poorer by the day with no end in sight.
Wiped out.
Finished.
Who engineered this?
Miley is getting old I am not sure if there is another "tweener" they are crafting to replace her or have they already I don't watch tv my IQ is over 100.
63. ROUGH DADDY - March 2, 2009 10:05 AM
Cant daddy allow her to get those used to be funbags lifted?
64. mickey - March 2, 2009 11:09 AM
wow there sure is alot of people who like to talk crap about her. which is kind of funny cause all you people who talk all that BS you should take a look at your bank statement then compair it to hers. they girl made more off her first cd than any of you will make in a life time. so she must not be doing to bad. plus im willing to bet that probaly 95% or more of you idiots bought her last cd if for no other reason just to see what it sounded like. and another thing for all you to say the shit you do you must have some kind of intrest since you are reading the stuff wrote about her and posting comments......... you people need to get a life odds are your lives are so messed up that you hae to talk shit about others to feel good about yourself.......... PRETTY DAMN SAD.....
65. mickey - March 2, 2009 11:09 AM
wow there sure is alot of people who like to talk crap about her. which is kind of funny cause all you people who talk all that BS you should take a look at your bank statement then compair it to hers. they girl made more off her first cd than any of you will make in a life time. so she must not be doing to bad. plus im willing to bet that probaly 95% or more of you idiots bought her last cd if for no other reason just to see what it sounded like. and another thing for all you to say the shit you do you must have some kind of intrest since you are reading the stuff wrote about her and posting comments......... you people need to get a life odds are your lives are so messed up that you hae to talk shit about others to feel good about yourself.......... PRETTY DAMN SAD.....
66. RichPort's Ghost - March 2, 2009 11:35 AM
I'll give her a (ahem) "come" back... grab your ankles, Brit...
67. Michelle - March 2, 2009 12:08 PM
She would improve her look if only she were to wear a bra.
68. God Save Britney - March 2, 2009 12:09 PM
She looks kind of Fat and Crazy again.
69. rob - March 2, 2009 1:17 PM
I want to wear Britney's clothes!
70. daunte - March 2, 2009 1:19 PM
I actually suk my own dik! Tastes like poo!
71. Disneyland - - March 2, 2009 1:21 PM
I worship the ground Britney walks on!
72. RichPort's Ghost - - March 2, 2009 1:23 PM
I wish somebody would molest me with a broom handle!
73. RichPort's Ghost - - March 2, 2009 1:24 PM
HURRY PLEASE!
74. ROUGH DADDY - March 2, 2009 1:25 PM
I want to marry Britney, but first I need to be spanked with a shovel!
75. Michelle - March 2, 2009 1:26 PM
I would like to have plastic surgury to look just lie her!
76. God Save Britney - March 2, 2009 1:29 PM
He did.
77. ROUGH DADDY - March 2, 2009 1:31 PM
#74 Nice, I was wondering where my clones were...
78. Massa' - March 2, 2009 2:16 PM
To hell with Britney, where's K Fed.......... yeeeeeeeeeahh......... mmm mmm mmm......... gimme some of that.......... he is white, right? I'd love to rest my head on his belly.
79. hotskanks - March 2, 2009 4:49 PM
How many come backs is this bitch going to have? Probably not that many, look how fat her arms are.
80. ROUGH DADDY - March 2, 2009 6:42 PM
I am my own clown... I mean clone!
81. Massa' - March 2, 2009 6:45 PM
I am the meanest bitch that ever lived. I wish I could look as good as Britney!
82. hotskanks - March 2, 2009 6:46 PM
I am a horrible person and I wish Britney would forgive me!
83. Blah Girls! - March 2, 2009 7:30 PM
I kinda wanna see how she looks without the extensions!
84. lilly - March 2, 2009 7:53 PM
if she wants to smoke, let her smoke. everyone else in the world does. why can't she?
85. Misty2007 - March 3, 2009 3:42 AM
Y'all all know Brit's gonna work it for the live show. This girl has been in the entertainment industry for a while now so U shud know never 2 under-estimate her. Why the FU*CK does that Sad Mother F**KER keep promoting that interacial site? IGET A LIFE *LOSER* nones interested in your shitty site. D'you have 2 try yo promote it @ every given opportunity?
86. coffee - March 6, 2009 7:53 PM
after giving birth to one child and a lot of drama, Britney Spears is still looking great
87. Just a human - April 16, 2009 2:25 PM
To Lola,
If you don't respect any "recording" artist who doesn't sing or write their own songs then you're in for disappointment. Did you realize there are people out their who are called "songwriters" that write songs for famous people to sing?! While, some artists are talented enough to sing and write their own songs, most "recording" artists record songs that are written by someone else. They are called recording artists for a reason.
Britney is an entertainer. That's what she does. She entertains us all through her antics, her performances, her shows, her drama, her issues, her life....we all love it and crave it.
88. jon - May 29, 2009 3:06 PM
i worship here
i will be here slave
and serve her i worship the ground under here feet
89. Hair removal cream - June 26, 2009 10:59 AM
Good snaps to whoever took those photos