Britney Spears isn't dating her agent
Hey guys, great news! Britney Spears isn't dating her longtime agent Jason Trawick! That's right, something you didn't even know was happening isn't happening! Us Weekly has the "exclusive":
"They are absolutely, 100 percent not dating," the source tells Us. "He is her agent, and that is it."E! News reported Wednesday that Spears was secretly stepping out with Trawick, but the insider tells Us, "They have never gone out on a date.
"He has been her agent for four years, and they are very close friends," the source continues. "He gets on with her family, but there is absolutely categorically nothing romantic going on.
"Jason was on the road with Britney for three of her tour dates, but that is because that's what agents do -- they support their clients," the source goes on. "Any stories of them being together are completely and utterly made up."
So there you have it. Britney Spears isn't dating the person you didn't even know Britney Spears was supposed to be dating. I know how anxious and worked up you guys were over that so now you can rest easy. So, uh, is this how reporting works now? Hey, I've got an exclusive: Megan Fox isn't married to a horse! Or is she? It's news and a mystery.
Reader Comments
1. SOS - March 14, 2009 10:01 AM
Does she know what she looks like?
2. supersex - March 14, 2009 10:02 AM
first bitches
and i still want to fuck this bitch
3. supersex - March 14, 2009 10:03 AM
first bitches
and i still want to fuck this bitch
4. Popduds (modern apparel) - March 14, 2009 10:16 AM
Nothing to see here folks.. move along
5. lily - March 14, 2009 10:18 AM
There is a HOT place *** A f f l u e n t M e e t c o m My friend has been intimate with someone who she gets to know on this site. It's easy as apple pie because the members there looking for guys who can spend on them.
6. bah bah - March 14, 2009 10:25 AM
Britney Spears has the weirdest nipples ever. It's like they're under her boobs. Why don't people mention this more often?
7. Lys - March 14, 2009 10:27 AM
This girl should wear a bra... In fact, every women should wear a bra.
8. Katherine - March 14, 2009 10:28 AM
Wooa, Nips. I'll love to suck on them
9. Randal - March 14, 2009 10:31 AM
Britney continues to be the front runner in setting style trends as she is seen here wearing a nice retro looking summer dress. With three tiny buttons along the chest line, they do little to hide her deep revealing cleavage.
Randal
10. SOS - March 14, 2009 10:35 AM
#7 YES, all girls should wear bras. SRSLY.
11. amanda - March 14, 2009 10:38 AM
all women should wear bras if they dont want saggy tits like her!!
12. wet newspaper - March 14, 2009 11:02 AM
Nipples!
But srsly, for a rich chick I'd reckon she could buy slightly more stylish threads. Or buy someone to help her choose nice clothes. Terrible dress sense.
13. Nesashne123 - March 14, 2009 11:03 AM
Why does she look so drunk....i mean it looks like she has a damn. Hangover....she rly lost her hottness go back in th hole brit GET A BRA!!!!!!!!
14. Nesashne123 - March 14, 2009 11:03 AM
Why does she look so drunk....i mean it looks like she has a damn. Hangover....she rly lost her hottness go back in th hole brit GET A BRA!!!!!!!!
15. Whip - March 14, 2009 11:05 AM
I think her right nipple is trying to escape.
16. Jacq - March 14, 2009 11:10 AM
Ok, hated this shot the first time... Looks like she's had her nipples transplanted to the underside of her boobs. This does, however, explain how she wears really low cut stuff & that one ivory beaded dress she wore to some awards show, with a shelf instead of cups, without showing nipplage.
It reminds me of the way a body builder looks with tiny ( hers obv. aren't, but for convo sake) misplaced nipples and muscley pecs.
17. joe m - March 14, 2009 11:11 AM
Britney is really the daughter of Adolph Hitler and Bess Truman.
She has been married 8 times so far and has had affairs
with 3,187 men and 3 stallions.
She currently sneaking around with my great-grandfather.
18. Lowlands - March 14, 2009 11:17 AM
A clear blue sky and she's still looking down!Even her nipples do,can you believe it?!
19. me - March 14, 2009 11:19 AM
Anyone posting after me sucks on Adnan Ghalib's terrorist penis and swallows the resulting explosion of manhood
20. Darth - March 14, 2009 11:24 AM
She has very good taste in men.*cough*
21. rick with a silent p - March 14, 2009 11:31 AM
Breaking news: Rihanna has AIDS.
22. fall - March 14, 2009 11:32 AM
There is a HOT place A f f l u e n t m e e t C o m It's where you have chance to meet rich single men and rich single woman!
23. Rich - March 14, 2009 12:07 PM
What a skanky looking bitch. Her face shows that she needs to apply her makeup with a trowel. Her nipples are pointing almost to the floor. No talent, only thing that made her famous was showing her body. As the late, great, George Carlin used to say, " I wouldnt fuck her with a rented dick".
24. Rough Daddy - March 14, 2009 12:11 PM
I think wearing a simple bra would prevent the female Gorrilla chest look...
25. sauron - March 14, 2009 12:33 PM
Her dress predicts spring! Ah! Finally! Who's the designer?
26. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit - March 14, 2009 1:50 PM
What's with the IHOP tits?
27. katie ton - March 14, 2009 3:05 PM
i used to stick up for britney all the time, but seriously, wtf girl. if those are recent pictures, GROSS. stop letting yourself go, get over it, and get back in shape and take care of yourself. not just because she's famous, but everyone should follow those guidelines. she's too young to be burnt out.
28. justifiable - March 14, 2009 3:35 PM
#15 Nah, her left one just headed south for the winter.
29. Nick - March 14, 2009 5:47 PM
Her boobs are saying "LOOK AT MY SHOES"
30. Spooge - March 14, 2009 6:13 PM
So how come ..... blah, never mind... I'm too bored to even care anymore.
31. Spooge - March 14, 2009 6:14 PM
So how come ..... blah, never mind... I'm too bored to even care anymore.
32. Nick - March 14, 2009 6:14 PM
Her boobs are saying "LOOK AT MY SHOES"
33. shinah - March 14, 2009 6:20 PM
i knew this maybe yesterday or the day before, i mean that they were "dating" infact i seem to know a lot before the superfical guy, maybe i should start my own blog.....
34. shinah - March 14, 2009 6:20 PM
i knew this maybe yesterday or the day before, i mean that they were "dating" infact i seem to know a lot before the superfical guy, maybe i should start my own blog.....
35. Hop on Pop - March 14, 2009 8:31 PM
It looks like her boobies poped. I heard from a friend of mine that the silicon ones will last a lifetime, but the saline, water balloon ones, pop all the time and need to be re-done every 5-10 years. Brit better get to a Plastic Surgeon's office right a way before that stuff takes over her entire body and she pops, too.
36. Lowlands - March 14, 2009 9:32 PM
Where's my Sweetie??
37. jennifer - March 14, 2009 9:41 PM
Usually she looks better....not here, tho.
38. sin - March 15, 2009 12:56 AM
Yeah, she doesn't date him, she just fucks him every once in a while. Damn, her tits got saggy and either she broke out in a rash or they use a lot of makeup to cover freckles.
39. White - March 15, 2009 3:27 AM
I take issue with those strangely-placed nipples.
40. gerard vandenberg - March 15, 2009 6:05 AM
She wants her life to be more miserable?
on the other hand: THIS ALMOST ISN'T POSSIBLE,. folks!!
41. sissy - March 15, 2009 8:54 AM
She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
____T a l l c h a t . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.
42. my comment - March 15, 2009 5:13 PM
Worst.Breasts.Evah!
43. Gator Bates - March 15, 2009 10:58 PM
This picture should be filed in Wikipedia under "Bowlegged Titties"
44. Carrie - March 15, 2009 11:21 PM
Haha sounds right! She has no time with all the stuff going on in her life right now! Go brit!
45. sistahcantelope - March 16, 2009 12:36 PM
Britney's tits freak me out. She needs to FIX IT!!! The implants are where they are supposed to be, but the breast tissue/skin/nipple has sagged below the implant. Sagging tits are fine for a mother, but she is taking double titty to a whole new level.
46. Sassy - March 19, 2009 10:22 PM
I love Britney! Love the video Seeking Amy, think it is brillant. Keep up the good work Britney. Remember hater will always hate.