Mar 12 2009Britney Spears debuts 'If U Seek Amy' video

yuck

Her hair always looks greasy, so does her body. She looks like a greased piglet.

"Next person who whines about not seeing an ass shot gets punched in the pancreas."

Nonsense. You're a gay man running a site for other gay men. They find it difficult to look at pictures of girls unless it's from behind. Uh, I mean, so I hear from my gay friends in Hollywood...

She has the butt of a 50 year old.

Christ she IS turning into Madonna.

Sad... just sad.

I would ride her like SeaBiscuit... fast and hard.

She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter from behind in pic 2 - LMFAO!

She can no longer pull off wearing these types of clothes. It's become a sad, sad joke.

this song is TERRIBLE

her voice sounds more processed and chipmunky than ever and the oh-so-clever title is SO LAME and the other lyrics are so basic and throwaway
what complete and utter GARBAGE

my ears ARE bleeding.
Thanks Fish

So the girls are looking to "if you seek" her? Hooootttt.

She has the tits of a fat girl.

hhahah #7 thats the first thought that crossed my mind too

Well, folks, you know I'd plow that until the cows come home. Yes sir.

The "if you seek amy" line doesn't even match the chorus. If she is going to go there, why not just spell it out straight up? This song blows.

If that's how Dog the Bounty Hunter's ass looks in your fantasies, well, good luck with all that and I hope sometime you get to meet Elton John.

Her ass looks like a pillowcase full of doorknobs.

What a horrible horrible song, she is just a baaad singer. Bleh.

She looks good. Oddly enough, exactly like Madonna did in her 20's. The problem I have is with her voice. She sounds like one of the Chipmunks. I don't get how people can listen to her and not stab out their ear drums.

What! how did they get my picture! I have a paintball gun look out

You ppl make me sick with ur whining about her and saying she looks bad. She looks fabulous and you all are too ugly and close minded to know what fabulous looks like. i hope you all die. Not one of you nasty f*cks look that good on your best day. Only jealous people say mean things about people who obviously are better than them...

and um.. Mai-Tai... she CAN'T just sing 'F - U - C - K - ME" because then it wouldn't have ended up as a video... what are you? 12?

Damn Republicans!

Ummm, can someone tell me what the point of videos is anymore? I mean they don't still play these on MTV.

Wow! so original..."If you see kay", April Wine...anyone?...fuck'n retarded piece of trailer trash fuck...god she discuss me...I ache terribly seeing them two blond wannabe fuckbags that I don't even remember the name of but, that everyone remembers not wanting Phish to talk about anymore but, her....i just wanna barf. I would not even fuck her with your dick!

@20.. mimi??

A great song and a great video performed by a great person. Circus has become Britney's biggest and best album to date and with each release, she out does the last.

Randal

@ 20 - "Jello-see?" ist that what you say when you show people your thighs?

Jellocee,

Why are you so angry my friend. I think Dog's a good looking man - LMAO! hahahaha

@22 - huh?

@22 - huh?

JlowC - what are you? 11? I guess that makes me 10!

I always liked her legs .....(dick bursts into flames, flip backwards throwing coffee on crouch)

She has the voice of a cartoon character and there is a LOT of electronics involved. As for the video, there is a lot of blurring and processing. So I wonder, why do they use this person, who requires so much work to produce something that, despite all efforts, remains ennoying ? Why not start with a girl who is genuinely pretty and talented ?
She does have the body of an average 50-year old (at least by southern Europe standards).

HA HA HE HE HA HA HO? those are lyrics? Pathetic.

Don't care don't care don't care.

I'd stick fuck her crazy, then I'd really fuck her. Then I'd escape out a window.

#6 Rich, better have the penicillin shot ready for the "after glow".

If Brian Bosworth (circa 1989) and Greg Allman (circa when-the-fuck-ever) had a baby.....it'd be her in these pictures.

#20 oh go grab a doll or smth. This chick is clearly going down. Fat ass, fat legs, becoming jess simpson meets beyonce at the wrong place.

Yes, I am saying this 'cause I am jealous that I have 30 pounds less than Britney. So jealous. Bu hu

Seriously.....
Sperm Donor Bosworth: http://cinemageddon.org/doku/lib/exe/fetch.php/fanpages:boz.jpg

Sperm Donor Allman: http://www.mendelsonarchives.com/Photos/Thumbs/Gregg-Allman.jpg

LOVE THE WOMEN WHO PRESENTS THE VIDEO

OH MY FUCK! Hey you guys!!!! *waves frantically at Guy, Zanna and Rich*
HEY--YO! MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M OVER HERE!!! *WHISTLES LIKE TRUCKER*

Howard Stern. MTV. Fartman

Brian Bosworth??? Greg Allman???

To me, Britney is old.

she looks ridiculous.......it is sad

Sorry, #41--um....if that one skank from that stupid fucking show and that asshat from Twilight.....nevermind.....I just can't keep up with all of this generations small potatoes.

I can't stand that nasty voice of hers.

IF YOU SEEK AMY. F-U-C-K ME.

looks like some has. rode hard and put a way wet. yuck

It's nice to see Brit's meds are working. I thought she would be dressing all wacked. Bipolar people do that you know.

Yeah, no fucking shit Natalie. Sheesh...you're a regular fucking Windtalker there with your If You Seek Amy/F-U-C-K ME

HAHA, Guy. Seriously, imagine what she would wear if she weren't on the meds? *begins Googleing "crazy outfits worn by ostriches*

WORST. SONG. EVER.

What the hell is her demographic anyway? Do grown-ups actually buy this shit? If not, it's totally inappropriate and if I had a 10-year-old daughter listening to this I would have to ship her off to nun school.

HA! This is what came up when I googled crazy outfits worn by ostriches
http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/jnnn/theblog/?action=view¤t=ostrich1.jpg

Eh, this isn't her best, but she doesn't look bad! Her body's looking good...she just needs to tighten it up a little more and wear more flattering clothes and VOILA! Also, my real name is indeed Amy. Seek me.

HA! I just googled Clothes of the Insane and wouldja just look what popped up!
http://lonestartimes.com/images/2007/04/spears-insane.JPG

JRZ!!!!!! GUY!

Jrz..tell met hat ostrich one is Bjork....

It is?

I'll take those shots to the pancreas, sir...Just don't stop with the @$$ shots!!! Sry dude not sure why you like them boney, tight @$$es cuz our girl Britney falling out of her wardrobe is buldging not only my eyes! Almosttheaven babe.

What... an awful song

God, what an awful excuse for a song. It truly boggles the mind how people can willingly listen to that kind of shit without stabbing their eardrums.

Britney isn't fat, but she can't pull off the kind of clothes she's wearing any more. That's not even a bad thing. She's getting older and she has two young kids. She needs to learn how to wear a flattering outfit that is still sexy without being so horribly trashy.

Oh, and I also like how her lip-synching in the video doesn't even match up quite right. She apparently has lost that skill...

That's a good video and a good song. I'm not a fan of her voice, but this one is good. She looks great in this video.

Blip,bloop! boo! beep!

This is a total farce. In 1982 a band called April Wine released a single named 'If You See Kay' and it raised less controversy than this useless song. It's probably where she got the idea for her feeble little attempt to be shocking.

It's a better song too and the chick in the video makes Britney look sooo sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjmxUSsL-qk

I do not understand why she can look so "good" in her videos - well, much better than her norm - and not so much in public or in concert. Yes I realize that there's video editing and stuff to make her look good, but seriously, why can't she have her hair and makeup done that well in public?!!?!

Randal sounds like some fag sitting on his chintz loveseat knitting doilies.

Carolyn, I love you. I may have ejaculated a little in my shorts.

Her butt lokks jiggly like jell-o. Even Madges butt looks better at like 2x the circus clowns age.

so... who's Amy?

anybody else find the dance sequences a little bit... high school musical-y?

I think it's time Shitney hung up her "dance" shoes.

The psuedo-Madonna thing ran its course - I dunno - 20 years ago when Madge wore it out, and is still wearing it out.

Sad. Truly, truly sad.

Haha hehe, hohoho... what?
Who the fuck is Amy?

Why beat around “bush?” Here’s a movie that gets straight to the point: sex. Aubrey O’Day’s film debut, to boot.
“American High School”

Dat's a HUUUUUUGE bitch!

Instead of parodying a good mom in a video clip, maybe she should try to be one.

that outfit is so michael jackson, just retire already, pleasssssse.

She's gonna be so proud when her kids realize what the song means: F-U-C-K-Me....hahahahahah!

She's gonna be so proud when her kids realize what the song means: F-U-C-K-Me....hahahahahah!

Got through 0:43 seconds of that shit and had to cut the bitch off.

Whose costume is she wearing in #2? Or do they buy the stagewear off the rack?

They control Hollywood!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_actors_in_television

That's my costume! That bitch stole my clothes!

wow you ppl are jealous ugly fucks. Britney is fabulous, nobody cares if you think her song sucks.

Dude she performed ON Long Island, not in Long Island. We live ON the Island. Common mistake. :) Don't know why but that is just how it is.

#9: You said it.

#20: What are you? Her publicist? You're so sure everyone who says that she looks like crap is ugly. I'm sure not all of us look like wasted, washed up crack whores i.e. Shitney over here. The song is noise, not music & her "vocals" are absolute rubbish, as is her figure & dress sense. And DUH, anyone with half a brain would know that she couldn't name the song "F-U-C-K Me" or it wouldn't get past the censors. But that doesn't change the fact that it's a completely inane title to go with a completely mindless song. It's not smart, it's just trying to be.

Besides, if everyone who doesn't like her makes you sick, why even visit The Superficial? You're just asking for it.

ha her dancer in pic 4 makes Brit look like such shit in comparisson

Oh my god she looks like dog the bounty hunter from behind. Ouch!

Well I think its a good video...not as good as toxic, though. Man you guys have some mean shit to say, eh? I hope somebody talks about you guys that way when you're just trying to make a fucking dollar.

What kind of mothers do you people have? Weren't you raised any better? My parents would have beat the shit out of me for talking about somebody like that.

Only by pro-ana standards is she FAT, let's be honest; she's porky at best. Look at her arms though, pretty hot for bipolar trailer trash.
She looks like she did in '00, I'd still tap her.

Her "NOSE-BONE" is already gone, folks!!

i wonder what happened between womanizer and this vid. more taco bell perhaps. we're back to mtv awards 2007 again.

there is a LOT of junk in this girls trunk

LOL
She really DOES look like Dog the Bounty Hunter in Pic 2.

Big Bottom, Big Bottom
Talk About Mudflaps, My Girls Got 'Em!

Said it before and I'll say it again: Not a BAD figure, but geez- Cover UP! Always puttin the Problem Areas on display!

I've been thinking it over and this song is really not "clever" at all. It doesnt come out "F.U.C.K. Me".......it comes out "F.U.C.K.A. Me"
What the Hell does "Fucka Me" mean????
APRIL WINE got the joke RIGHT. Britney FAILS.

who cares if she's a bit fat??? oh, wait, everyone, her whole f*cking career is based on her looks, she has no talent and will never be considered as a true artist, sucks for her.

#6 - then you'd wake up.

Now go back to fapping in your mom's basement, surrounded by boxes of Captain Crunch, Pop Tarts and fruit roll-ups.

And hey, lay off the Sega Genesis and the Dungeons & Dragons, will ya, you stupid fuck?

Clench, Britney! CLENCH!!!

I thought you were based out of NYC?

Please change it to "on" Long Island, not "in"

Thanks.

I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ^^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M^^^ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

that is just so unnecessary. I expected more out of her. It just ruined all that she has worked to erase. Where was her dad during this decision?

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH

IT'S SHORT STALKY FAT ASS BRITNEY BITCH

you guys are such haters. i mean seriously. she looks AWESOME and the song is a very clever way to tell you HATERS to fuck off. so do.

how does it feel to be so hateful? thats such a waste of energy. chill out.

WOWO I find this song very FANTASTIC !! I don't understand why you don't like it ?! It makes me dance ! Moreover the video clip is so cool, and the end is very great,during the clip Britney is a fucking bitch and in front of paparazzis she looks like an exemplary housewife ! I find this idea marvellous !!

PS: I'm a French young girl, so excuse me if we read bad spelling or bad grammar, French Schools aren't well-known for the languages acquisition.

*__KAZOU

I don't get it

I have been rooting for Britney since she began her breakdown. While she has gotten somewhat better, she still has miles to go. First of all, it's like she started exercising and then lost a little weight and just quit. She is still not in the best shape. I'm not saying she' s fat, but if she's gonna wear those skimpy lil outfits that she seems to love so much then she needs to tone up more. I realize she's had 2 kids and quite obviously had Postpartum depression and I realize that while it's easy for some people to lose the weight after having babies that others have trouble, but if you can't tone up then don't wear outfits that show everything. Her butt is sagging in the pictures and it just makes me feel sorry for her because she must think she looks good. She has all the money available to buy decent clothes, hire a good stylist, and a fabulous personal trainer yet she doesn't. In fact if she has a stylist or personal trainer she should fire them ASAP. The saddest part is that she could tone up a little and get by with wearing those outfits, but she doesn't. I don't know if she just can't get toned or what, but if she can't then it's time to hang up those skimpy outfits for good. She can be pretty and sexy without dressing like a hooker. Can't her dad do anything about this? She needs to hire back everyone that originally worked for her because she used to be in shape, wear clothes that looked good, and now it's like a nightmare.

Oh god. It was ok until I took it off mute. Then I wanted to die.

she's back with her froggy voice, sounds like kermit and miss piggy.