Mar 4 2009Britney Spears as Madonna: Chunky Style

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Are you saying she's fat? Are you nuts or do you just like that half man/half scarecrow look on Madonna?

Britney, your music blows but you're crazy and hot and I'd tap that combo all night long.

She looks great...

You have been looking at too many stick like women and now you have forgotten what a real woman should look like. Britney is not my favourite person in the world but she is not "chunky" she has curves, real women have curves. She has had two children and looks incredible despite that. Men like you cause eating disorders.

lucky for her high waist is back
NO WAY she could pull off a bra-like top without one of those

the fat stickin out of the waist on pic 3 is a nice touch aswell

that´s brit, classy as always!

Wow look at lawrence of Gayabia in pic #10...get a real job!

She is looking good to me. She's going to lose a ton of weight dancing around every night, but she'll never have freak-arms like Madonna, which is a good thing.

she's pretty close to being in good shape. about another 5lbs and she will be in really solid condition. she's doing much better than last year when she messed up the mtv awards. she really was fat then.

This is not fun for her anymore, the thrill is gone.
Put a fork in her, she is done.

She looks fantastic, and the show looks phenomenal.

Congrats, Britney!

We're all rooting for you!

A bit thick, but looking alright these days...

Thousands of people will pay money to see that... which is really, really fucking SAD.

eehhhh..... I wouldnt say shes fat. Shes always been built like a cheerleader. Lots of muscle.

honestly why don't you stfu. you're a blogger...... which means you were a serious loser in high school, obviously you're still bitter.

Britney definately looks alot better than the First Monkey, Michelle Oboombox, pictured below:

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Are you kidding? She's had two kids! She looks f-ing fantastic.

Are you honestly saying that MADONNA is hotter than Britney? That is disgusting.

Yeah I agree with someone else up here... you've been looking at Lindsey Lohan for too long. Brittney is in shape. She has a healthy figure....I mean sans all the cigarette smoking....I'd rather have a little girl look up to Brittney rather than Lindsey Lohan or Kate Moss.....

I mean granted could she have picked some better more flattering costumes? Yes

Would that be brittney? no.

but please lets not support the idea that Brittney is chunky. I could see the argument for Jessica Simpson gaining weight from what she was before...for a long time...and because generally speaking Celebrities are paid to look good....Jessica could have hired someone to slap food from her hand all day if she really cared. But Brittney has worked her ass off from what she was to this...I'd change the title of this to " Brittney wearing not so flattering costumes but looking healthy as ever"....or "Brittney's message to Madonna: eat!"

4. mejustme

even stick thin women are real women.
Did you think they're made out of paper mache?

Women like you make the most beautiful women feel insecure and ugly.

(probably because you are yourself and need to convince yourself you're not by attacking others)

are you crazy? she looks fantastic! it's comments like this that make america what it is today - a weight/food obsessed nation. it makes me sick to hear people call her chunky or comment about her fat hanging over her waistband. really? i'd like to see any of you get up on stage wearing those costumes and look HALF as fabulous as she does. i'm not even a huge britney fan, but it irritates me when people make comments about this. she looks GREAT. and yes, i agree with jen...she has TWO KIDS. get over yourself.

Chunky??? For real? Chunky? I just don't get that...

Let me straighten everything out, If the belly is flat, chunkiness is allowed, its a work of art...

dur. im more concerned with comment #15 and as to why this is the first site i check when i wake up.

as far as brittney is concerned, i think we can all just sit back and be grateful shes no longer dancing on stage with a frappuccino mustache and bits of her leftover cheeto and big mac dinner on her outfit (circa mtv music video awards 2007).

hey ya'll to that sister friend!

she looks tubular.

FAT

She's not chunky at all. Her stomach is flat. She's fit you moron.

FAT

Hey, I didn't know Britney could play air guitar. I bet her mother made her practice.

Chunky? How so?

Chunky? Geez. I think she looks fabulous, very fit and toned. We should all pray to be that "chunky". Because if that's what we're calling fat these days, then Lindsay Lohan is the only thin person in the United States and Paris Hilton is a frigging whale.

I'd bang her over that pretentious munckin Hayden Panetierre any day.

Britney may be a bit off, but crazy chicks are usually the best in bed.

She is not fat - just that her outfit is disgusting!

HAHA - in pic 12 she looks like Courtney Love

She can't sing, she can't dance and she's a fucking blob. Go look at the vids at Perez, the bitch is a lip-synching whale. I hope she strokes out on stage.

i think she looks great!

Why does she always have to be naked?????!!!! She is enforcing her nakedness on us all the time! PLEASE STOP!

Thankfully that's not really a bmx bike, or I'd be put off from riding forever.

Girl looks good. Cop outfit not flattering. Army jacket not either. She's slammin.

Stfu. She looks pretty good for a woman who's had two kids, and previously weighed 170 lbs.

But I can't say much about her music and choice of costumes. However, she is a performer and it's a requirement of her job to entertain us with crazy gimmicks. So get your head out of your ass.

Nevermind. Perez took the vids down with the comments bashing the no-talent blob. Guess he got his marching orders from the whale. There are some vids up at Youtube though.

She looks healthy. Posts like this are why women develop eating disorders.

(wringing hands) Bent over, wearing fishnets, my kind of woman...

Legs look great on her, she always had nice legs

Too bad her snatch looks like someone detonated an M-80 inside of it

She looks good. No she doesn't look like a fucking cracked out hag a la Madonna, Lindsay Lohan, etc.

I think she looks hotter then 2 sheep stuffed in a wool sock

Why does having two kids mean anything?

She can afford the best trainers, surgery to get back in shape.
It happens all the time to hollywood types. In fact the time taken to get back to pre-pregnancy figure is taking weeks now.

It's not as if she has the kids with her taking up all her time stopping her from working out.

Also I must agree with the women on here.
She doesn't look chunky. And I'm guessing they know.

But what they should understand is we aren't judging her by normal womens standards.
She was once the sexiest woman on the planet (depending what poll you prefer) and had the figure that was the benchmark.
But due to her own stupidity, continuing stupidity, she's lost it.

Sure she looks good, but not for her.

@15 - I'm like a walking "come" from behind victory........ seriously, I've had my ass plastered so many times it looks like cheap sheet rock now. Massa'? Quit gargling with that Listerine........... it stings my nuts............

I agree with the sentiment that you, superficial writer, cause eating disorders. I honestly think I'll stop looking at this site now. she looks great, and madonna looks like a creepy, skeletal freak as you yourself have pointed out. and if britney spears is chunky, scarlett johannson is a total cow (she's not).

i hope you die of morbid obesity, you ass.

I cant stand her, and she still dresses like trailer trash let loose with the Bedazzler...but she's not fat...far from model perfect, but not fat...Madonna's looks are far more terrifying that Britney's

Are you crazy? She looks amazing. Can you show us a picture of your body. I think you need to change the title of this. You are ridiculous.

i agree with everyone else... the shit that you put on this site, the fat jokes about people with a normal weight and the bigoted comments about religion are sick. you need to stop spreading your twisted views of whats 'normal'.

i think it is sad, really sad, that so many people are trying to suggest that "healthy" means of larger sizes.

i am sure half of those people have never heard of a continent called europe, but over there the AVERAGE woman - i'm not talking about cokeheads, or actresses, or athletes - is thinner than britney. and no, there has been no recent spike in deaths or illnesses in europe.

so healthy does not mean big. and unless those women are not real, a REAL woman isn't big, either.

stop this bullshit.

nobody is saying you need to be thinner, if you don't want to. but please, don't throw your self-justifying bullshit on others.

thinner is possible, in a healthy way. and very, very real.

No, not fat...but she no longer has the sizzzlin' hot teenager look; she has a mom body that's been worked hard to get back into showcase shape.

Speaking of which, don't forget y'all that it's her dad who put her out on the street looking like this. Way to earn ypur 16K Jamie! We can be s o proud.

And to the music industry: thank you for presenting us this as an example of what we should be appreciating; I can hear the awards rolling in already. That old claptrap like David Bowie and Pink Floyd, or any newer talent that can actually compose and /or sing is just a bit of tosh. This here is what we should be counting as fine art, yep.

I AM A FUKKING IDIOT! This is what I look like!

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I wish I looked as good as Britney!

she looks so washed up to me, why do people keep giving her attention? who continues to buy her shit? i'd really like to know.

and yes she's fat, stop trying to justify her fucking fat, shes fat look at the pictures, you see that shit? thats fat. shes not curvy, shes not healthy, shes fucking fat

I was wrong! I want to eat her ass!

SHE's anything but FAT!
she actually looks pretty damn good!
BRITNEY is the best performer ever...
even if u haters like it or not (:
SHE's BACK and thats all that we as fans
care about
so u haters can go and $#$%$ your mothers ##$#$#! (:

BRITNEY IS MY HERO!

BRITNEY IS MY HERO!

I am an idiot who needs to keep my stupid mouth shut!

I have a fat head and need to keep my opinions to myself!

she's an orca. and all you bleeding heart celeb worshippers simply need to find another blog. "Superficial" - look it up in the dictionary, stupid fuckers.

thank you n. 59!!!

i was never trolled before!!

yeeeee

not that what i said before becomes less true just because you're acting like a child...

but it kinda feels nice to have a troll!!

@49: She may be a little heavy compared to an “average European woman” but that still doesn’t make her overweight.

Also, I get that it's The Superficial and it's meant to be superficial. I'm just responding to "obsese nation".

Oh and please don't take that as an attack or me trying to be argumentative. I just wanted to state my disagreement. :)

i would caress her all night.

The truth is that Britney is chunky and only a gay man would compare Madonna favorably to a chubby fuck bunny.

I like that blue outfit.My umbrella is much more modest though.

I cant believe people pay money (a LOT of money!) to see 101 Costume Changes And Lip-Synching! I cant believe someone on here claimed this was the best concert they've ever seen! I saw AC-DC at MADISON SQUARE GARDEN a few months ago - singing live, playing live, non-stop energy, non-stop entertainment and a great stage show to boot. And those guys are in their 50s and 60s! There is no reason people like MADONNA and BRITNEY cant sing during their shows. Period.

Wow, she is still doing the same old skanky performances. Same goes for the outfits. She is literally a piece of hot-dressed up meat for all of us to worship. Isn't porn better entertainment? It comes in these types.

WTF?? How the hell does she look "chunky"?? It's because of idiotic comments like that that young girls are sticking fingers down their throats. Seriously people watch what you say.

Needless to say what outfit i like.I like those babyseal eyes looking up to me.Any front row dinnerseats available?

Britney Spears is still alive? Huh.. well, good for her.

She's hot. I would.

Anybody here that says they wouldn't is lying.

All the boys and girls want to "if you seek" her.

#62/63

no offence taken... you were more than agreeable in your tone.

as a a matter of fact, i never said she was fat... but i was responding to those who say she's in shape, or looks like a "real" woman, and so on...

which is another exaggeration.

since i'm here i'd like to respond also to those who say that pointing out that being in shape could mean losing a little more weight than britney already has leads to bulimia in little girls: not true. the response to that argument is understanding that being thin requires less mcdonalds and more working out; not more mcdonalds and then throwing up.

it's not by telling people that are out of shape that they in fact are fit (a complete lie) that you avoid eating disorders; it is by a correct education.

please, please stop this attack on truth just for the sake of defending bad habits, such as potato couching and dunkin donuttin'

thanks.

I think she looks great. She isn't 16 anymore and you can not expect her to look that way forever. For mid-20's with 2 kids, she is smoking hawt. The female body changes are child birth, which is why many celebs don't have kids until later in life as it could affect their bankability. I expect her to get a little more tone and fit as the tour goes on as well. I bet by the end of this tour Brit looks amazing again. She will regain her top 5 fantasy lay status.

Regardless of how she looks........she is still without any talent whatsoever and she needs to go away and never come back.

She looks fantastic! I agree she's not as stickly as Lindsay, et al, however remember that this is more like an athlete's body with all the dancing she does AND she's had two kids AND she's not 16 anymore. Britney looks great and you can see the fire is back in her eyes :-)

#4, 17, 19, 43, 45, 55, 69,72

The majority of EATING DISORDERS in America are OVEREATING and not under eating. Only 1 percent of the US populations are underweight. Almost 70% of people in the USA are either overweight or obese. Overweight is defined as roughly 10 to 30 pounds over a healthy weight; obesity is 30 or more pounds over. People who weigh too much are at an increased risk of heart disease, diabetes, many types of cancers and other illnesses. Americans' extra weight costs the nation as much as $93 billion in annual medical bills, and the government pays about half of that amount, a federally funded study shows. America cannot afford fat Americans. Britney has improved her body and I hope she continues to do so.

#76

Brit does not have an athletic body because of her chunky thighs, but it is an improvement from before. If a female was in shape before her pregnancy and did not gain excessive weight after pregnancy; then getting back into shape is no problem. I should know because I've had 3 kids and I'm 5'4" and weight 115 pounds.

I would still leave one on her back...

She looks fucking great. Snark only goes so far before it looks like you're trying to hard.

madoinna is hot.shitney is fat.she will never have madonna body.imagine shitney at 50.ridiculous disgusting.madonna looks amazing for 50 and she looked sexy at 27

Well if you consider this unattractive, well... huh. Also, people in some parts of Europe are thin because they don't have crap to eat.

OMG i cant wait to take my 12 year old daughter to see britneys new show. My daughter loves britney and wants to be just like her. I am happy that britney is back to being healthy again. My daughter is on prozac and cant wait to undress on stage. OMG OMG OMG OMG and shes only 12!!!!

now for reality..... is this what we as a society look for for family entertainment?? Its time brit got put out to pasture. Her music sounds like every other disney wannabe club slut. If britneys parents really care about britneys health get her off the stage. Put herup in some nice home somewhere and let her live a normal life.

She looks amazing for having two kids. Her legs are unbelievable. What I don't get is why she is dressed like Madonna in every photo. Did she get a discount on used slut wear? I mean really. The girl couldn't sing her way out of a wet paper bag. I don't get the obsession with her. Just don't. I'd rather go to a strip joint to watch girls walk around a poll half naked. At least there the girls pretend to like you for awhile.

#77 - Overeating is not helped by promoting stick thin girls that the average person could never look like. Promoting healthy and active body sizes helps everyone, not just girls who want to be thinner. It also helps self esteem and realistic expectations in young girls.

#77 - How many other lifestyle choices (like drinking for example) also cost Americans astronomical amounts of money? Get off your soapbox. If somebody needs to eat crap food to get through their shitty day then why begrudge them a cheeseburger? We all have our vices. Some manifest themselves on the body, others don't. It's easy to criticize what you can see and ignore what you can't. Well, it's easy if you're ignorant and limited. People get through life however they can. Who are you to say how they should live?

madonna is way better and hot

#83

lol! You had me fooled at first!

I cannot wait to take my 12 year old daughter to see Paul McCartney play at the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in April. Paul McCartney writes, plays, and sings his songs and he is incredibly talented. We do not want to see somebody dance on a stage and sing in Madonna type clothes. All we want to see is pure talent playing and singing his songs; Paul McCartney! My daughter has been inspired by Paul McCartney to be a humanitarian, activist, vegetarian, sing and play guitar too.

...yup, she should do porn. Although I'm convinced it smells like Slim Jim's after she has sex and her bu-jj looks like an gnar anime character. Britney just looks like the rehabbed version of what we used to masturbate to + 2 kids.

@88:

You are taking your daughter to see Paul McCartney?!? I'm 24, but will you adopt me and take me too?? I so want to go see Paul... You're an awesome mom!

It looks like a porno shop exploded all over her.

What Britney Spears has taught me since I was young:
You don't need talent, you just need to buy role playing outfits and dance provocatively on stage when all else fails in your career.

Helps if you look good too, but you can still get attention if you're over weight.

It looks like I am a judgemental beotch!

What Britney Spears has taught me since I was young:

I wear outfits to be just like her.

Wish I could look as good, but I can't get attention.

I need to keep my f-ing opinions to myself!

MArry me BRitney! I am a airhead but i love u!

My name is Heather and I have one leg.

OK, I am not a huge Britney fan, but have liked some of her music, and some of her looks (Toxic was yummy), and no matter who she is or how hard a time she had getting here, she looks great! I would take her out for a date anytime, and would be proud to be seen with such a beauty. On the other hand, you could not pay me to go out with Paris, Madonna or Lindsay. Britney does not just look good for someone who has had 2 kids... She looks great! Period!

GORGEOUS!

What do I know... I'm into sheep!

i em so stoopid i cnnot write er spel

i have no balls

CHUNKY???? I wish I could GAIN weight and muscle so that I could look like her! I eat and work out all the time and still can't gain weight or good tone.

And not all of us who are skinny have problems. Some of us are born this way or happen to like healthy foods. If anything, I used to get made fun of in high school all the time because I was TOO SKINNY. I developed an eating disorder where I seriously ate peanut butter and creatin shakes. Finally when I was like 18 I gave up and said fuck em--I'll appreciate my small stature when I'm older. Anyway, point being, I agree that calling someone fat when they aren't can cause eating disorders, however, by making fun of someone who is skinny, you are promoting eating disorders on the opposite spectrum. How about we focus on what's healthy on the individual?

i love how her costumes are ripped right from Madonna's wardrobe, except in size XXL. Madonna is a has been, but Britney is the more pathetic one for copying her.

#101 - Amy.... Is it you? Are you the Amy that Britney is seeking?

Sorry, could not resist...

She's not chunky. But she is very muscular. She always had a decent amount of muscle when she was young but now she definitely had quite a bit more. Better than the madonna-wraith by a long shot.

Australia is now the fattest country, look it up. The industrialized world is getting more overweight.

The US is a bunch of fatties, but it wont be the only ones for long.

If you think Britney looks "chunky," you have your head up your ass.

104

Oh so now muscular is the new word for fat lol! She looks better than her last performance but come on folks; she's got chunky legs!

@101

Calling someone fat is not gong to cause eating disorderes and the proof is in the evidence. Only 1 percent of Americans are underweight so like Doc says, we have a huge eating disorder in the US but it is from overeating and not under eating.

I lip sync'd so hard in this show ya'll, and danced so good.
Please come and see one of my shows, and if you throw som' them cheetos up on the stage, I'd slide over all sexy like an eat 'em up all sexy like.
Ya'll are just the best fans EVER *fart*!
LOVE YA'LL
Now SUCK IT!

i thought she lost weight.
She is looking just as FAT as last year.

I'm a personal trainer and thus probably know what I'm talking about better than you shits. She has some impressive muscles on her, but should probably shoot to lose 5-10 more pounds of fat. She's at about 23% bodyfat right now, and should aim to get to 18. If she does, she will have one of the best bodies around.
Her legs are incredible.
She's still a butterface, though.

She has about the same amount of fat on her as that ugly little Panettiere gnome, but I don't think Fish ever called that bitch chunky.

Are you saying she's fat? wtf!? She is NOT fat...but I guess, I'm just spinning my wheels because everyone thinks that Britney is fat (although no one says a damn thing about "Ugly Betty" - everyone says she's PERFECT) and Lindsay Lohan is too skinny and there is no inbetween because 2 pounds can either make you too fat or too thin these days. IT'S CALLED DIFFERENT BODY TYPES! Ok, people, who then has the "right" body shape? Who gets a free pass?

She needs to lose thirty pounds or gain sixty. Anything in between has no place [in show business].

112

It's called get a clue of what is fit and fat. Britney was fit in her prime, but now she has lost a lot of her weight, but stills needs to tone up and lose the weight off her thighs. Is Britney extremely overweight? No. Does Britney need to lose weight off those chunky thighs to be considered fit? Yes.

112

It's called get a clue of what is fit and fat. Britney was fit in her prime, but now she has lost a lot of her weight, but stills needs to tone up and lose the weight off her thighs. Is Britney extremely overweight? No. Does Britney need to lose weight off those chunky thighs to be considered fit? Yes.

If Brit's chunky I'll take some of that! I agree you are looking at Lohan pics to much.

Wow,

She's built like a woman. Someone shoot her quick. She sure as hell doesn't belong in Hollywood.

I'd hit it. painfully hard.

I'd hit it. painfully hard.

fuck you superficial writer!! why you gotta hate on miss B Spears?? she looks absolutely STUNNING. AND is, not to mention, the best POP ENTERTAINER of our generation. and you write a blog. a blog that doesn't even compare or belong in the same category as perez hilton. how incredible.

#113 Jack Donaghey, you have, by far, the best answer to "what is up" in Hollywood...I actually wrote your quote down - LOVE IT! It's so true! I too, feel that Hollyweird is totally warped when it comes to size (fat is not right and underweight is not right, but Hollywood condemns fit, healthy women that are between the 2 extremes ). Kudos to you sir!

Whether she's fat or not (she is), she looks like a 2-bit whore... great role model, not to mention mother.

...and her daddy approved these outfits (he approves everything right?) and we thought Papa Joe was bad.

Dude, I WANT those boots!!! Makes me want to fuck the hell out of my boyfriend in a public place in those things, HOT!

I think she looks pretty good. She needs to tone up a little bit more and perhaps shave off a couple of pounds, just to be at Hollywood's standard of slender. But it takes longer for some people to get the baby weight off.

@65 "a chubby fuck bunny."

Like this?

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I changed my mind... she is beautiful and I an am asshole!@

I beat off to Britney!

I apologize for offensive comments on this website, but I am not responsible.

Yeah, she's fat

125

I think she should just get rid of the extra weight on her thighs and she would be considered fit. Being slender basically means underweight. If you want real world news then check this out. Most of you will not appreciate this until you become politically aware.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP73cK3GXdo

Her legs have never been her best feature - too short and too chunky, but those thighs are not showcase material now. Meh, she's got some tone but she's carrying a lot more weight than when she was younger and it shows in those thighs and her upper arms.

Brit is short like me and short chicks look dumpy with fat thighs. It may not seem fair but being short has it's disadvantages. If you put Brit next to Kim Kardasshian then Brit would look petite.

She looks fantastic!!!

I think she looks fantastic. Fit, not skinny but definitly in shape. A lot of people forget that when she was in her "prime" she was still a teenager. Her body is now fit, womanly and sexy. Her legs, though big comparitively, look solid, not flabby. It is a huge improvement over how she did look during the cheetos and pepsi phase for sure.

You guys are desperate, blind or both...I wouldn't fuck this chick if she was the last cow on Earth, plus I'm not into chicks whose tits are permanently pointing at her feet.

I wonder how much money all those dumb-asses paid to see this washed up skank shake her flab on stage...Its not like she actually can sing either:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a9c_1219341209

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That is one crazy looking show. And no she's not fat, come on.

Im sorry but she looks great! I would love to see what you all look like! You say shes fat then you better be sporting a six pack!

Im sorry but she looks great! I would love to see what you all look like! You say shes fat then you better be sporting a six pack!

She looks okay, but everyone is talking about how lame the show was! she lip synchs the whole time...who cares about the costumes, why would you pay that much to see her move her lips and dance? here's an article that contains like 3 reviews of opening night:

http://thepopfix.com/2009/03/04/dont-call-it-a-comeback/

#90

Thank you. It is great to know there is another Beatles/Paul McCartney fan on this site.

If she were really talented, she wouldn't need the stripper costumes.
If she were really talented, she wouldn't need to lip sync.
If she were really talented, she wouldn't need to steal a look from Madonna, who, since she herself is also untalented, stole from club kids.
If she were really talented, she wouldn't have sold herself as porn, she would have sold herself as a musician.
But she knew that wouldn't fly.
Because she is not a musician. She is a commodity.
If she is really talented, she needs to cut this shit, step up to the plate, and show us her inner MUSICIAN.
Then we wouldn't be having the stupid "OMG! Is Britney 10 pounds overweight?" "OMG- How is her weave?" conversations.
But, she has continually put herself in the position of being judged that way.
I almost feel sorry for her.
I actually think I do.

So compare 2007 (Gimme More), 2008 (whatever award shows) and now? Any difference? Now only slimmer slightly, forced to dressed more conservatively (who wouldn't be - with kids held under hostage, extorted under c-ship, kids mercilessly dragged off her, home terrorised with all the so-claimed bad company executed?), wow she is now not highly drugged, medicated....can hop, jump on stage?

How was she even made to work 12 hrs making a video of "Piece of Me" in 2007, without drugs and medicine as claimed, I wondered?

Well, you know, she can polish my knob any time she likes. Nancy has been totally dried up since 1964.

Well she definitely looks good but for some reason she looks like she gain back some weight, or maybe it's just the outfits?? Iuno..way to go..

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WTF, I live in Europe and you people are freaking fatties! WTF? I am a mom of 4 and have a much better body than most young teens/20s here and that is freaking sad. Europeans aren't thin, and if they are it is the saggy type. Very few are in "shape" so STFU. Sure Americans are fat, but at least our thin are attractive. Klum exception, not rule here. LOL Also STFU about Paul McCartney. I saw him around 15 years ago with troll wife singing and he lip synced all but the last 15 minutes, and when he started singing it was SO BAD!! Ringo sang live the entire time, but Paul has had as much surgery as Madonna and has gross old man moobs so STFU!

Yeah I gotta agree with everyone else I think she looks great, especially given where she was in her life only a year or two ago.

Madonna is a walking advertisement for why you should bow out of the spotlight while the times are good.

Good thing the theme was a circus because Britney has become a freak show. I really think she is a victim in the situation.. involved in entertainment since she was a kid. Built up to be the best then torn to pieces in front of the world. I think she knows she looks like a whore at the circus, but she DESERVES to redeem herself and leave the industry with a hit. I don't think she is a bad person. You try to live with the whole world watching and judging you.

With those kinds of highs and lows I am surprised that more teenie boppers don't have problems

Why is everyone dissecting he looks? She's not a model; that's not the most important part of her. She's an entertainer. And in that case, there is some dissecting to do. Yes, she does look like a try-too-hard Madonna wannabe. But Madonna doesn't lip-synch, she really dances, and she works overly hard to be a perfectionist. Britney has a ton of flashy sets, props and costumes, has lackluster dancing, utters almost no words of her own, and is engineered by everyone else around her. That's what you can't compare. Also, Madonna's had 2 kids, and this is her at 27: http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk217/ELOIN_2008/ELOIN/lifeg.jpg. Eh, everyone's different.

Why does she bother to wear a microphone when all she does is lip sync? And who actually does her singing for her? If you want to go watch a chick dance around to music, just go to a strip club. It's cheaper and you'll have a better time and might actually get laid and not screwed (for paying so much for tickets to watch a has been pop star lip sync).

Still doesn't have permanent custody of her own kids, but going on tour was more important than staying home and trying to become a normal mom. Fat talentless crazy loser is a waste of oxygen.

You really like to spend your money on her, folks?
YOU'RE STILL SURPRISED AMERICA IS BANKRUPT?

I think she looks a lot better than Madonna.
However, on stage I'd rather see musicians playing and singers singing, than watch someone dance around and change costumes while a bunch of records are playing..

if britney is fat then i am obese

(ps - i am skinny)

From how far off the deep end she was, plus having 2 boys, she looks great. Still a horrible singer, but looks good.
Now for her to get naked and turn gay like Lindsay Lohan.

Wowsers. It looks like her handlers dressed up a dancing monkey to sell concert tickets.

FATTY TRASHY what a shame !!!

Are all of you for real?! I think she looks great, considering she's had two kids and had a wacko period of time where she seemed to consume only fast food. She has lost PLENTY of weight. I think she looks good.

Everybody, just so you know, that "Jack Donaghy" was quoting 30 Rock. It's from an episode when Jenna gets fat, but not that fat.

One minute it's, "congrats Britney for getting back in shape!"
Now: "oo looking chunky"
I don't get it.

I was at the concert, and she looked great! And she danced really well...didn't sing a word, though. I love her enough to not care. Ha.

After seeing the pix of her being over while dressed as a cop-whore, I went blind and am now using a braille keyboard

P.S. I went blind from furiously whacking off to that insane sexy ass

I think she looks good--fit and healthy. I'd kill to look like that.

Since most Americans are fat or as some like to say “a few extra pounds”; I am sure Brittney looks fit to them. But the minority of Americans that work out and are fit; we can tell Brittney needs to lose the extra fat on her thighs. I am short like Brittney and I never ever let my thighs get that big because I do not like to overeat. I hope Brittney continues to exercise and eat proper and perhaps she will get back into her top fit shape. She is almost there!

Brittney gains most of her weight on her lower half and this is why she had to get breast implants. Brittneys thighs will always be her problem spot. I should know, I have a shape like Brittney except I do not have breast implants.

she so looks like linda hogan ya'll

Why don't you just admit you're a big HOMO, and drop the entire facade that you are a guy who thinks girls are hot?
Seriously. People know you're a fag who only digs chicks with no ass and tits because they resemble boys.

It is rare to see skinny chicks because most Americans are fat, so perhaps this is why people make a big deal over skinny and fit chicks. How hard is it to gain weight to get bigger tits, butt, hips, or thighs? Unfortunately it has become the American way to be fat or chunky and get praise over it.

If that's chunky, there's no hope for me.

Really? I think most people would take that over Madonna's abused steroid self.

I'm sorry, but Paul McCartney was only good when he had John Lennon as a foil. Everything McCartney has done since the Beatles is absolute rubbish. I can't stand his vapid lyrics and inane melodies. He is so boring, I want to dig my ears out with a spoon whenever I am forced to listen to "Band On The Run". (or any of his other drivel) There was a REASON the band was running, Paul- to get the hell away from YOU!!!!
Where are George and John when you need them?
Please people, demand more from yourselves than listening to the lowest common denominators in music.

hahah u r an ass! She is not chunky, she is looking fine! Go brit brit!!

This proves that 2 kids = not hot anymore.

i will still love you !!! come on britney, you are better than yesterday! go on !!

She fucking looks just like Jessica Simpson.

This shit is, and always has been, fucking retarded.

Are you kidding me????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She looks really hot!!! Shame on the people that say she is fat you people have serious problems!

I'm not a fan of Spears but c'mon, people! She's an attractive woman with a great figure! She looks better than she has in the past few years and STILL can't catch a break. The women are jealous and the men are secretly jerking off to her current photos.

Sure, her costume choices for her current tour are pretty damn tacky but give me a break -- she's fit and look great. Cut the gal some slack!

ASSHOLE- Britney has the balls get back on stage and tour after the whole world was laughing at her... and you call her fat? She looks incredible... Leave her alone. BTW love how you dont post pictures of yourself.

She doesn't look any worse than Lady Gaga does in her ridiculous outfits. I just don't get why she has to look so slutty.

You are douchbag. I hope you die.

I didn't realize Brook Hogan was touring.