Mar 31 2009Angelina Jolie wants one of those Slumdog kids

Its never a Mexican!

how the hell does she keep track of all these runts?

She's trying to collect all these "divese" kids so she can open up her own "It's a Small World" ride.

Christ, now I can't get that song out of my head...

Every time a hypodermic sees her veiny arm, another poppy fairy gets its wings...

Can it be a one-legged kid this time?

Ganesh would kick spiderman's ass considering you are bringing a religious figure down to the level of a comic book hero. Im not so sure about Jesus up against The Hulk though, might give him a run for his money.

Cant Brad bang the babysitter already...

I smell a new tattoo with coordinates! Woohoo.....

SXSW baby!

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Why don't celebrities ever adopt American children?

I hope she picks an undernourished Indian senior citizen who is the size of a 4 year old instead of an acutal toddler. Hee...that'll show her.

#9--Because no adoption agency in the US in their right minds would ever give these fucking narcissistic, irresponsible fuck-ups a child. The countries that are like, PHEW! THANK GOD ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED

We should start taking bets on what kind of kid she is going to pick up next.

My money's on Eskimo.

Okay....that posted before I clicked on submit. anyhoo......here's what I wanted to say:
#9--Because no adoption agency in the US in their right minds would ever give these fucking narcissistic, irresponsible fuck-ups a child. The countries that are like, PHEW! THANK GOD ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED are relieved to get rid of kids. They figure, well, better some brother-kissing, self-mutilating asshole raise this kid than it living in the gutter and dying of cholera.

Wow! Is Angelina Jolie getting insane or something!?

Do the other kids like to be a piece of her collection!?

It won't be long till her kids have a bar-code tattood on their arms!

Seems like Mia Farrow did all this first. I've got no problem with Angelina adopting again. I really hate to see another kid in Madonna's sinewy clutches, though. No kid deserves that.

There is a joke about a Hindon't, a 7-11 and a slurpee and possibly curry but I can't make it work. JRZ?

Yes hun,ofcourse hun! Do i hear Brad Pitt talking!?

#18 - Ask Joe Biden.. he has all the best 7-11 jokes.

Ok, that posted before I clicked submit, too. This is what I wanted to say:

I am a fucking narcissistic, irresponsible fuck-up.

Angelina has always said that she wanted to adopt children from around the world. She has said this in her early twenties. So all the flack is uncalled for. This is not something new. She has always been consistent. The only change is she has had three bio children after falling in love with Brad. Brad also..has always said that he wanted a big family. He once said if he did it he would do it big. So he has met someone who shares the same desire. There is nothing wrong with giving children without a home a place. Perhaps they will also adopt when they get older. That should be praised. To those who criticize about them not adopting in the states. Some of you should do it. Stop pointing fingers and look at yourself. And the bottom line is it is no one business..

@21 (puts on glasses, ahem) Your knowledge of past monikers rivals your douchiness, but not by much. I shall assume that your envy is a result of countless attempts at humorous musings which have fallen flat, like an errantly flipped pancake on a greasy diner floor. The main qualities your hurriedly typed posts reveal are paranoia and self-loathing, but there is a smattering of assholishness as well, making you likely a penis samurai or bloated aquatic artic mammal. In closing, I shall grasp my genitalia firmly (grabs nuts), and issue you a hardy center digit (flips bird).

(takes off glasses, chugs beer)

Yeah, Mangelina has always been consistent... especially the part about not ho-ing around with married men...

Angelina, stand on your head and I'll shoot some slumdog on your privates.

Message to ANGELINA:
The Oscars were not meant to be shopping malls for children from all over the world. Backstage is not a shelf where you can put a little Indian child in your shopping cart.
She needs to stop doing that.... Everywhere she shows up she adopts a child. It is not like a child is enhancing the interior design of her house

They are not her children, she is only financially responsible for them. She does not raise them, the hired nannies do that. .

#23 Hahahaha..Bravo Dr. It could be a Barney Rubble wannabe also.

Never forget the pUnk. or you'll get alot of gawd, and pUnk outs, and I'm leaving!! No this time it's for real...............

India is soo in. When i first saw Slumdog I thought to myself, "my wife would love one of those kids, they go great with the rosewood."

@23

I think the word that you were searching for was "arctic."

That was not a typo, was it?

Wow. I'm sure he/she'll be an adorable addition.

@31--no.no I think the word was douchebag.

@31 (puts on glasses) My good sir, you oddly dismiss fabricated words like assholishness, which you clearly personify. I often, as a controlled experiment, omit particular letters to ensure my antagonist is fully aware of my text in its entirety. Your discovery of an absent "c" is admirable, but in no way dilutes my original declaration. Read losely and you will see that I just alled you a unt.

(removes glasses, belches)

I'm not racist or anything, but christalmighty that house is gonna have the worst Third World stench imaginable.

forgot:
Because no adoption agency in the US in their right minds would ever give these fucking narcissistic, irresponsible fuck-ups a child. The countries that are like, PHEW! THANK GOD ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED are relieved to get rid of kids. They figure, well, better some brother-kissing, self-mutilating asshole raise this kid than it living in the gutter and dying of cholera.
in bed.

I don't understand why the U.S. allows this?

You can just just go abroad and take a kid and it's as simple as that to become a citizen here with all the rights and protections? It makes no sense.

@31

...and you are correct, of course. I had no idea the word is "arctic". I apologize.

The Jolie-Pitt kids can play Hide n Sikh

Jrz, I think they'll play Hide the Sikh... in the dryer. I see little Maddux in cuffs, the result of an "accidental" suffocation...

@38

Thanks, Dr Phowstus, it is big of you to admit it. I'm sure that it was difficult to confess that you made a mistake that most second graders would not commit.

You may not be such a moron after all!

Jeezus - she has 6 little wannabe- slumdogs NOW.
At least she dresses them like slumdogs

Really, is the troll arguing with itself?

Rich, Someone's a little agitated lately.....wonder what could be going on.....

Hey Dr (RichPort's Ghost) Phowstus -

Thanks for playing, but I've got to go. I just pooped my pants.

See you soon!

Guess you have the Bells in your sphincter too Wall--- I mean Jrzmommy.

Jrz, I'd say I'm confused, but then how do I explain all these empty liquor bottles?

@ Mark Fuhrman - nope you're definitely a racist douchebag.

Octo-Jolie-Pitt

You know what's sad is the troll probably has no clue he's arguing with himself.

How is she supposed to have "chatted freely" to those children when they dont speak English...??

Great, so Mrs. 'Help Feed the World ' can buy another $15,000 pacifier for her new child !! Please.........

I want to play with the big kids cause I'M A BIG KID, TOO.

You guys like me too, right?

What I still don't get is how she has managed to become "Saint Angelina"...
How did they ever, EVER fucking allow her to adopt Maddox?
I mean, let's look at her track record- for her first wedding (to Jonny Lee Miller, of "Trainspotting" fame) she wore a shirt with the groom's name written across it in her own blood. Surprisingly, that didn't last.
Then she got hitched to Billy Bob Thornton (who was her spouse at the time of that first adoption, and who then took off after she got the kid...gee.....)
-they were known for doing hallucinogenic drugs and wearing vials of each other's blood around their necks.
Plus, Billy was/is an actor and a musician. She was/is an actress-
Traditionally, not the most stable of career choices.
She also has freely admitted to: self mutilation, heroin use, bisexuality, an avid interest in BDSM, (Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sadism, Masochism) is estranged from her father, and has had a very questionable relationship with her own very creepy, almost identical brother.
Nor had she begun her humanitarian work yet.
(how could she have had time?!!)

Yet, she was approved for adoption.
Repeatedly.
Even now, she is not married to Brad Pitt, and they are successfully adopting.
Now, I don't care if she's bisexual, married, or shacking up, but the adoption people usually do.
The adoption process is very thorough, and they are sticklers for shit like that. They can turn you down for ANY reason they want to. Like, if you forgot to cross a "t" or dot an "i". Seriously.
Not to mention heroin use...
Oh, and most of them want an FBI background check, too.

That's if you're NOT rich.
If you are rich, it seems that suddenly those problems disappear.
A cool million? Congratulations, you're a mommy!
Try to remember not to eat him!
See ya!
Oh, and by the way, you're a Saint!

This woman is gorgeous. No one should be allowed to be this beautiful.

This has to be bs because Indian law says you cannot adopt an Indian child unless one of the adoptive parents is of Indian descent, so unless I'm missing some heritage link on either one of their lineages, this legally can't happen. Of course, Brangelina are above most laws I'm sure.

Miss Beautiful! Where is she? We haven't heard much about her... Miss her!

I don't like this women. She always seems so full of herself. I think if she can't raise her children without the help of nannies then she shouldn't be able to adopt another one.

And through all that, #54, she'll do more good in the world than you could even hope to do in your entire life.

THIS WOMAN MAY NEED SERIOUS HELP AGAIN THESE DAY'S, folks!!

she's like an octo mom by proxy...well they say it takes a village to raise an anjo http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

She's probably collecting all these fucking kids for the tax write off. Fuckin Obama is fucking us all and the bitch is smart to gather the tax deductions now while they are free.

Wait doesn't she already have like eleventy billion kids!?

#59 Just thus far I've done enough good to surpass all of the "good" YOU'VE done, my friend.

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TOTALLY agree with #54. That's obviously why she adopts from 3rd world countries. Any developed country's adoption process would exclude her straight away on mental health and morality grounds. Same with madonna. What I don't get is why the fuck is brad pitt with this child-hoarding lunatic?

And with so many kids its inevitable that one of them (or more) is going to feel overlooked and neglected every now and then. Even with nannies. Say hello to future drug addicts people.

Well... let me put it this way... it was not a coincidence Jolie portrayed a Borderline (personality disorder) so well... if ya know what I mean. Why do these crazy, narcissisistic people insist on having so many children (see Madonna)?. Many accessories? Mirrors? Actors in a play? To be viewed as someones Savior?

Poor children...

PS Concering being a do-gooder: personality disordered folks seem to have a thing for charity, I think it goes hand in hand with their self-aggrandized, larger than life, fake personas....

#37 - What the hell are you talking about "I don't understand why the U.S. allows this? You can just just go abroad and take a kid and it's as simple as that to become a citizen here with all the rights and protections? It makes no sense" - ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

These kids do not ask to be adopted and go to your OVERRATED fucked up country. No one gives a shit about your rights and protections, and i'm sure these INFANT children have no concept of it YOU STUPID FOOL.