Mar 17 2009Alex Rodriguez... what in the hell?

HAHA...go figure. I always thought all the yankees were gay. They should move to Cali and fit right in with all the other HOMOS on the west coast.

i can't describe the level of gayness.

http://www.surrendermartha.com/jsuarswt.html

JETER SUCKS - AROD SWALLOWS

he's got a steriod induced clitoris.

Re6el = Mike Oxbhig. And Mike is hating on A -Rod and the gayness here because he's secretly jealous of it.

He's making out with himself instead of Madonna.

false positive wishes he were the gay boy kissing A-Rod...hating on everyone else that bashes gays. We dont care false positive, just go to the homo state of California.

"I said, when I went into the shower room some pine tar was still on my hand and I accidentally brushed it against Jeter's penis and then my ass suddenly started itching so I scratched it and in the process pulled his penis into my ass and that's what happened."

/ is waiting for the gay porn! hot damn ....

GROSS! I'll bet he's got a banana up his mangina.

oh...and you and all your personalities got your ass handed to you so handily, Im surprised you have the nerve to show up anywhere around here....how embarrassing you simpleton. Oh, and sorry, but nice try...Im my own person. Just because 2 people call you out and notice what you are right off the bat doesnt mean they are the same. I know its hard for your little under-educated, multiple personality having self to understand. Just know that there are programs out there to help you with those issues.

Janey!

ooohhh...☆☆Re6el☆☆ is talking to the voices in its head.

*gets popcorn*

In the article he said he's already eager to catch a foul tip after the hitter has gone deep.

faeg.

*sits next to Zanna and watches ☆☆Re6el☆☆...spills popcorn* Sorry. You want a gimlet?

This guy screams fagness!

I gotta say, those pics are pretty damn gay :l

#11 = gay boy hissy fit and still obsessed with asses and hands! The only multiple personalty here is you, douchebag.

I would LOVE to be his yank-ee.

I would LOVE to be his yank-ee.

I loved having those muscular arms around me...while I drilled him mercilessly. His eyes look so lovely when they tear up.

MONTREAL - British actress Natasha Richardson was hospitalized after falling on a beginners trail at the famed Mont Tremblant ski resort during a lesson, the resort and published reports said Tuesday. IrishCentral.com reported that the Tony Award-winning actress and wife of Liam Neeson was in critical condition with a head injury

FROM THE BUNNY SLOPES? JESUS CHRIST!

LOL @ "I have a tummy...."

#22 Trail, not the bunny slopes. Even the beginner trails have rocks I guess. I heard traumatic head injury which really sucks, sort of like the Fish in reproting shit this week. WAKE UP FISH!

Zanna-- don't be hating on Jeter or I'll have to smack you around.

hittin buttons and flippin switches with the truth.

keep hatin, Im lovin it...you ooze insecurity.

On further evaluation, the doctors discovered that her brain injury had been caused years ago, while listening to her mother talk about politics.

TRAIL...NOT BUNNY SLOPES.
Eat me, Suzy Chapstick.

these captions suck! these pictures scream gay and those are the best you can come up with? pathetic

these captions suck! these pictures scream gay and those are the best you can come up with? pathetic

Just wondering: is there any legal recourse when you have agreed to photos that ruin your reputation get published? And then made fun of?

#28 - you had that fantasy too?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #32.
clever.

@28 - I heard she wasn't wearing a helmet. She's lucky she died or she could have ended up like ☆☆Re6el☆☆.

GUY HOLLY BRING IT ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

It's as if he's befriended his enemies, and they just can't give him enough bad advice. I don't feel bad for a guy that's made over 500 million dollars, but it's very funny that he always ends up looking like a clown.

@22 DON'T JUDGE! Some people - not me - need time to get used to how high the hills are.

zanna...dont you have some terrorist sympathizer convention to be at? or are you in line at the local glory hole for your daily jizz cocktail with jrz & false positive?

you guys are lame as hell...getting shut down by everyone else, thinking your lame ass comments amount to anything other than blah blah blah. Youd think after your last 100 posts of no one replying to you that youd get the picture.

This has gotta be Cynthia Rodriguez's verson of a wet dream.

Good for Liam! Now he gets to trade up for a much younger, much hotter wife. Let's pray that she doesn't make it awkward for him by doing the whole drooling-vegetable-lickmybedsore act.

She died?

i can only imagine what goes on in the Yankees locker room-

"oops i dropped the soap. Hey Derek do you mind supporting my hips while i bend over, i don't want to slip and fall. What's that, your hands are tied? use your penis then."

Oh, and everyone..please wear your helmets. I'm dripping "insecurity ooze"

And today's winner of the Random Fuck Golden Fist Up the Ass goes to..........#37!!! YAY!! Good for you, asshole!

like thats all youre oozing...its called puss. Its what happens when you pick your venereal warts zanna. If weve told you once, weve told you 1000 times...you cant keep picking them and chewing on them or else they will never heal...and your clients wont get that dry, bumpy frogskin like feeling they pay you so much for. Next thing you know, theyll be out looking for some other dune monkey to fuck.

bud dum psshhh...good one jrz. glad to see you have taken your mouth off the glory hole long enough to respond!

hittin buttons and flippin switches with the truth.

keep hatin, Im lovin it...you ooze insecurity

#43 WTF is up *sorry* with this guy? WTF do terrorist sympathizers have to do with anything? WTF?

A-Rod corks his anus.

Spoken like a true cast out there, #44.

OHHH, you are so ANGRY. Which leads me to believe that you are either:
either p0nk or Wally or someone of that ilk because you aren't smart enough to be Ninj. And we haven't been closed down anywhere.

LOL....#43 had clearly been voted off the island at one point.

I am so excited over all this. It just exploded all by itself. I'm so happy!

Z and Jrz--- don't feed the douchebag.

I know who it is, Zan....it's the guy who had to clean the ottoman. He has good reason to be bitter.

#44 It's called PUSS? ROTFL! Fish readers, meet a man who's never fucked one.

sage advice GuyHolly.

sage advice GuyHolly.

@ Geez. FINE, Guy Holly. I'm only doing what you say because you have reached level 80 on WoW- Wrath of the Lich King

@57 - Thage advith ith level 30 on WoW.

#54 He's Mike Oxbhig - number 44 and 62 on this thread and number -108 in our hearts. Then he changed to re6el and he still won't Shut The Fuck Up. Lameass.

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/03/jessica_simpson_must_never_sto.php#comment

speaking of wally....my kid said something the other day about a pink penis and I was like "What..the......"

#60-- he is also lowlands, darth, sauron. But he will always be Wally who fucks his own mom to me.

I don't care who it is...I just hope the Lord blesses him this very day in every way!

$20 and a gimlet to anyone who can tell me WITHOUT IMDB-ing....any movie Natasha Richardson has been in.

Wanna know what a Walrus looks like after his long assed post was erased and he gets PISSED because it took him forever cuz of the Bell's Palsey?

http://www.theunknowntshirt.com/flying%20walrus2.jpg

#62 I don't think so. Those guys are probably the same person, this guy is a real dumbfuck who mostyly does these stupid rightwinger rants. But he probably does fuck his own mom. He's really tweeked about something so she probably won't give him a discount. Sucks to pay retail.

http://beldar.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/03/walrus_bucket1.jpg

Anything else? Good, meeting adjourned for Guinness break.

http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/walrus.jpg

http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/walrus.jpg

#64 Gotcha! NELL- both she and Neeson were in that turkey! Could I have a dirty martini instead? I'll buy us some nachos with the $20 if you're flexible on this point.

That was her in Nell? The teacher or whatever the fuck she was? Huh.....One Dirty Martini it is...hold the sour cream on my nachos.

I always knew that A-Rod was a turd burglar.

Re: #1

Tough guy homophobe racist ☆☆Re6el☆☆ is still cruising the pages of celebrity gosip sites? One way or another, you're a poser. I'm not hatin', just sayin'. Dude, you gotta make up your mind.

I bet ☆☆Re6el☆☆ is a closet poo pusher and a pillow biter. A lunch masher if you will. Again, I'm not judging, but the irony is just incredible. True Rebel racist homophobes don't spend their day posting on celeb sites, hitting refresh every 5 minutes.

Poser.

#72 Yeah, I think they got married right after that and I blame Jodie Foster for the whole thing - it's unnatural that he and Clive Owen should be married and off limits. Side of guacamole just for the hellof it?

WETBACK

#74 Don't you know? He's hitting the button with "the truth". And he thinks irony is what you flatten your shirty with.

Now that you reminded me of Clive Owen being married...you can make that the grande sized nachos with a double side of guac...Hey...I eat my feelings.

#78 that's the spirit. You'll have that Kardassssssian ass in no time.

#78 LOLZ! You can eat your feelings, I'd rather eat Clive Owen.

Hey! None of your cheek, Holly!

By the way, is anyone going to mention the funny looking drawing on the wall in the mirror A-Douche is kissing? Is that supposed to be his self-portrait?

You can say what you want about him! But at least he can look himself straight in the eyes! How many others can say the same!?

I'm looking every morning myself straight in the eyes when i brush my teeth! And the mirror is still in one piece!

The guy is just satisfied with his likeness! How many others can say the same!? On the other hand,he doesn't have any other choice!

is it just me , or does the media only make the gayest guys on the planet famous.

is it just me , or does the media only make the gayest guys on the planet famous.

A-FRAUD = GAY- FRAUD.

# 86, 87 It''s just you.

Ok, so we've established that everyone here thinks these pics have a distinct homosexual nature. Fair enough. But does anyone care that they're so second rate that they look like they were taken by a 14 year old girl who aspires to be the next Annie Liebowitz - minus the vision and talent??

#90 Nicely said. Hammer, meet nail head.

Now I usually not quick to call someone gay, but this Nim Rod doesnt he have to approved these pics before they get publish? what the hell does that pose even mean?

I agree with #90, but what really bothers me is why this Dirty Dominican, steroid injecting spic is even being featured in a magazine in the first place. Stupid fuck!

I'm guessing the sissy boys are loving it that a name brand athlete has joined their team. Who knew?

*with my best Boston accent* What a fuhkin' qweehr! Hahahahaha, YES!! I love this! He shoulda just took a picture with Jeeter's dick in his mouth. GO SOX!! Fuck you, Yankee's! Hahahaha! Yea! Fuck you! BOSOX!!!!!

iam a cubs fan asshole jeeter@a roddddddd suck and swollows cubs big balls ha ha ha

All Yankees are a bunch of circle-jerking FAAAGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

i love fags

Looks like he's hanging out in a gay rape parlor.

You can't have two friggin brain cells AND be straight, and allow pictures like this to be taken of you.

He's either gay, or the stupidest person on the planet.

I love how basically NO girls have written comments on this post. Most likely because we do not know how to react. I want to say this is attractive...but then again, there is nothing more unattractive then having a guy look this gay. The mattress and tire really creep me out too.

you guys are crazy. this is a hot ass pose and I think he looks delicious...and fuck all you anti gay bigots like #1. I dont care what you say...Id hit it in a New York Minute!

muuaahhh!!

I guess he is ok

ROCK THAT S@@@ A ROD.........YOU ARE FREAKING AMAZING.......SMOKING HOT..........ROCK IT BABY.....ROCK IT!!!!!

I don't think a-roid is gay, but he's for sure bi.

I don't think a-roid is gay, but he's for sure bi.

Americans are true pro's in exaggeration, folks!!

Zomg is he having sex with a reflection of hisself?

FAG!

When he masturbates he looks at pics of-- Himself. Me soo hawt he thinks.

yeah. He's thinking purely of his manly, masculine hands and how nice they feel on his..

After being caught in his lavishly decorated residence fondling himself in a provocative manner through a complex array of mirrors, Alex Rodriguez has reportedly issued the following statement: "Back then, there was a completely different culture. It was very loose. I was young. I was stupid. I was naive."

Although in attendance, Derek Jeter was unable to formulate comprehensible responses at the time, and merely asked for twenty minutes alone to confer with his teammate in the bedroom, and, subsequently, the bathroom claiming that the sound of their private conversation would be lost in the rushing water. This is only a preliminary report, but we are looking forward to more details becoming available soon.

He looks like a monkey.

heehee
I want to sing this song of katy perry:
"you're so gay...and you don't even like boys, la la la"
Or do you? :))

Soo gay and soo shitty
really WTF?? what were they thinking????

Really, no.113? Katy Perry? Wow. That's.... wow.

dickhard spammensperm...if you cant tell, no one gives a shit what you have to say you gay viking.

A-Rod + HOMO MAN

I honestly thought there wer two guys.lol