Seen here in Hawaii with the cast of The Hills, here's Stephanie Pratt who I mistakenly identified as Lauren Bosworth yesterday because I have a sense of dignity and a penis. Anyway, I also included pics of Lauren Conrad eating chips on the beach and not wearing a bikini. Just in case there's any doubt she has the personality of a rock. Covered in boredom sauce.
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Reader Comments
1. cleo - February 18, 2009 5:03 PM
yahhhooo
2. pooper - February 18, 2009 5:05 PM
She looks like she's pooping.
3. pooper - February 18, 2009 5:05 PM
She looks like she's pooping.
4. combustion8 - February 18, 2009 5:07 PM
poor girl, shes trying her best to hide her fat.
5. p0nk - February 18, 2009 5:08 PM
Looks like Spencer got all the estrogen in the family.
6. mztry - February 18, 2009 5:10 PM
I don't know who this is either.
7. Long Time Reader, First Time Poster - February 18, 2009 5:12 PM
I don't think Lauren is eating (fattening) chips; she looks more like a wafer or low-sodium, half-the-fat-baked-cracker type girl.
And in the first pic it looks like she's admiring the space between Stephanie's tits. And wants to start nuzzling, or sucking.
8. LongHairedMen Dot com - February 18, 2009 5:15 PM
i LOVE the 90s grunge/lumberjack look. Wanna jam?
9. InvisibleFacial - February 18, 2009 5:18 PM
Wow...she has a blond beard too. Just as creepy...
10. InvertedPenis - February 18, 2009 5:18 PM
Wow. She is really unattractive. WHY is she on here?
11. Panthro - February 18, 2009 5:20 PM
I can smell her snatch from here or maybe i'll just NUNCHUCK THE SHIT OUTTA Y'ALL
12. Ali Knievel - February 18, 2009 5:20 PM
You know, MTV should bring back Laguna Beach but instead of centering it around a new class of stuck up high school kids they could follow Kristin Cavalieri and all the other losers from the 1st two seasons who still live in Laguna with their parents desperately trying to make something of their 15 minutes that were up 3 and half years ago. They could sit around and talk shit about LC and her band of no talent androids who have all become infinitely more famous from a show that's not half as entertaining as the one that spawned it.
13. InvertedFacialInvisiblePenis - February 18, 2009 5:21 PM
Wow..she has a really unattractive blond beard. What an ugly honkey.
14. Deacon Jones - February 18, 2009 5:27 PM
Caption for Pic 6:
"Whoops! I just crapped my thong!"
15. g_girl - February 18, 2009 5:39 PM
fattie!!!!
16. ok go - February 18, 2009 5:40 PM
Is she related to Spencer Pratt?
17. Replica Designer Sunglasses - February 18, 2009 5:42 PM
She's famous? She's ugly, but I do love her sunglasses!!
18. julie - February 18, 2009 5:56 PM
whoa - lauren is totally checking out her tits!
19. joine - February 18, 2009 6:08 PM
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single now?
20. someone else - February 18, 2009 6:09 PM
This chick isn't even D list. The fish might as well snapped some pics at a local walmart or better yet get some pics of random bikinis at Miami beach. Would definitely be better to look at than this chick.
21. sneaky pete - February 18, 2009 6:28 PM
Lauren is zooooooooomed on Stephanie's lil titties
22. sneaky pete - February 18, 2009 6:28 PM
Lauren is zooooooooomed on Stephanie's lil titties
23. NxIxCxKxMxAxNx - February 18, 2009 6:32 PM
Steph's titties are huge! Just like Kate Hudson's, must be fake...
24. foghat - February 18, 2009 6:58 PM
Lauren is all about those tits... which is cool.
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25. ROUGH rules - February 18, 2009 7:02 PM
whos this middle age looking chic with the sunglasses? you'd think superfish would post some nip slippage for my return...
26. FARRAJ:OIEHG:OEIWH - February 18, 2009 7:11 PM
ARGGHHH NOBODY CARES
27. youtube - February 18, 2009 7:37 PM
arkadas bu hatun dolu ya
bikini seksi kız ama
28. Dav - February 18, 2009 7:40 PM
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME REAL TITS!!!!
29. Dana - February 18, 2009 7:44 PM
It's because Lo has chlamydia. I am 100% serious.
30. Jin - February 18, 2009 7:51 PM
With so many "fish" in the sea, finding Mr. or Mrs. Right can be tricky. However, I happen to find this great place for all ebony people meet and go online dating at ____Bigblackconnect. c o m____.
Lots of my friends found their lovers through the service. And I just don't wanna miss the chance of trying my luck there!!
31. Tom K - February 18, 2009 9:07 PM
Nothing worse then two ugly American Blondes! Why are these whores famous again?
32. LondonBabe - February 18, 2009 9:11 PM
average girl on the beach. NEXT!
33. Funeral GuyF - February 18, 2009 9:26 PM
For God's sake, who are these broads? "The Hills"? Who watches this shit?
34. Jesse - February 18, 2009 10:10 PM
White chicks are boring. They deserve the hairy beer bellied balding boring white dudes who stick their 4" mini-penes in them. Let's move on to some spicy chicks who put all the tedious vanilla ice cream to shame. One Kim Kardashian picture > 100 cracker chick pictures.
35. gerard Vandenberg - February 18, 2009 11:50 PM
Why is this so special in america.
IS IT BECAUSE MOST WOMEN LOOK LIKE "HAMBURGERS"?
36. Skinny Bitch - February 19, 2009 12:48 AM
:::::: Steph Pratt wants to be a skinny bitch :::::: http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com
37. lucy - February 19, 2009 1:13 AM
She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaire Romances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.
38. Riley - February 19, 2009 1:15 AM
#34, Kim Kardashian IS white dumbass. She is Armenian, if you don't believe me look it up. By the way, white guys have bigger dicks than asians and hispanics put together, don't just base them on the oversized dicks of black guys. Once again, you can look that up too stupid,
KIM
KARDASHIAN
IS
WHITE/CAUCASION/A "CRACKER"/WONDERBREAD
!!!!!!!!!!!
39. Riley - February 19, 2009 1:20 AM
#34 Actually she is half aremenian (father) and the other half is dutch/scottish decent (mother) she's even whiter than you think she is...
40. Da Man - February 19, 2009 1:51 AM
Oh gawd so The Hills idiots are in Hawaii. Once a TV show hits the road it's a sign of the end, since the writers are scrambling for new material and too stupid to write something interesting so they just change the setting.
And don't tell me this is reality tv, it's scripted horse shit. Instead of watching TV people should watch sado masochistic porn, with midgets. It's better entertainment.
PS: Lauren Conrad has an enlarged clitoris!
41. 'Frank' from 16th Floor - February 19, 2009 2:03 AM
'Frank' from 16th floor : As Knee always say - Ok - So - I watch a few movie. And now Mr Binkwad is here on holiday and we here to rate a few movie.
Binky : Hi Everybody. I'm over here at 'Franks.'
'Frank' from 16th Floor : Right.
So. Let's - 'Move it.Move it' - as they say in the industry.
'Get Smart'
Binky: Three of us were watching and two of us fell asleep. Didn't make it to the end. Sorry. I did notice the 'Cone of Silence' had been changed.
'Frank' : ZZZZZZZZZ. Whatever happened to Edward Platt ?
'Slum Dog Millionaire'
Binky : Ok. Remind me never to visit Bombay or Mom-Bye or whatever they call it now.
'Frank' : I thought it was quite cute - other than the murders and squalor.
'The Wrestler'
Binky : All the shirtless contact etc, much like the UFC - looked a bit 'gay.' , not that there's anything wrong with that. Been busy. Not worth the download.
'Frank' : When's that Rorake (sp?) guy getting a haircut ?
'Milk'
Binky : No comment. (Oh. by the way Sean, you rebel, 9/11 was an inside job.)
'Frank': No comment.
'Happy Go Likely'
Binky : Turned it off after the apparent stolen bike.
'Frank' : Good move.
'Benjamin Button'
Binky : Whose idea was this ?
'Frank' : The USA needed a bit more 'Geneva-cool' torture at Gitmo.
Binky : Oh.
42. Justin - February 19, 2009 2:13 AM
With so many "fish" in the sea, finding Mr. or Mrs. Right can be tricky. However, I happen to find this great place for all ebony people meet and go online dating at ____Bigblackconnect. c o m____.
Lots of my friends found their lovers through the service. And I just don't wanna miss the chance of trying my luck there!!
43. Luilu - February 19, 2009 4:22 AM
I want to squat over her face with her on the floor, and let loose; let that mildewy, chunky diarrhea splosh down and run into her nostrils, into her open mouth. Then I want to rub my penis over her face, diagonally. Then I want to tickle her eyeballs with my glossy pubes. Then I want to sprinkle parmesean cheese over her cunt and suck that shit off.
44. kilalc - February 19, 2009 5:24 AM
Ok yo hills is the bomb , LOL NOT, ok enuff joking , Lauren ur a blow bag ur not even that good looking , Ok u havnt seen my pic but thasts ok because im not famous ,Stephanie Pratt ur that doosh bags sister il anal rape u no worries , from down under , aka kila. and wheres that hedi sjut shes da bomb her tits are mad , my point for this post is lauren , stephanie , hedi ur all sjuts and i wana slap u in the face with my jizz, i hope u enjoyed reading my comments now back to real life , working for 16hr au .
Stephanie Pratt
45. Candy O - February 19, 2009 6:53 AM
Blondes are so yesterday and have always been over rated.
46. Gar - February 19, 2009 6:54 AM
Not enough milk engines.
Fail !
47. Spanky - February 19, 2009 8:05 AM
They chick looking at her in pics #1 and#3 is saying . I want to eat that pussy of yours.
48. Mary - February 19, 2009 8:09 AM
The girl next to her looks like she is getting a tounge hard on.
49. RichPort's Ghost - February 19, 2009 8:22 AM
This Brooke Hogan look alike has the tiniest toes I've ever seen.
50. dragons lair - February 19, 2009 8:35 AM
in pic #3, is that a bullet hole in her thigh?
51. Darth - February 19, 2009 10:41 AM
Who is she? And why is she famous? and why do we care?
52. sote - February 19, 2009 1:00 PM
@21 yeah, I saw that too.. but it looks more like an "Ugh, her stomach is so flat"
Who the fuck is this stupid bitch?? And why should we care about her?!
53. rapidlove - February 20, 2009 9:46 AM
Wow,..Her boobs are so big!!!Does anyone know what she is dating with a young handsome millionaire on "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M "?
54. booya - February 21, 2009 12:08 AM
wow, Lauren has got to be the most boring, unsexual woman on the face of the earth
and this list includes those middle-aged types who spend their time and money at Michael's craft stores, sporting sequined kitten sweatshirts