Feb 3 2009Scarlett Johansson has a new hair color I'm told

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i would sure like to doink her.

nice but nothing special. good styling job though.

Brunette? In a really dark room maybe.

Unless it's a trick of the light, that sure looks like RED hair to me.

Most overated pig in Hollywood.

I am not loving these EXTENSIONS folks.

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Makes her look even plainer. Bad move.

Her breasts still look spectacular.

I thought I had red hair all my life, but now I find out all this time I've actually been a brunette! :(

I can't decide whether I think she's hot or not. I would hit it without thinking twice.

You're wondering if the curtains match the carpet, aren't you?

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Yum.

she is SO nice

SHE IS SO SO SO SO NICE

she's gorgeous no matter what. but blonde suits her.... just hope she doesn't lose any more weight... looks like she's lost some

Dear MiMi (aka poster #6), your an idiot. Please go back to doing what you do best on the Drew Carey show, kthx.

since when is a girl changing her hair color news? doesn't that happen all the time?

Great hair, great boobs....just.........great. Mmmmm.

Smokin' from the neck down....

Zzzzzz.....Zzzzzzz....Zzzzzzzz....Zzzzzzzz

Dear Superficial writer,

This post blows. It's not in any way funny, and your attempt at humour fails miserably.

who the fuck cares about scarlett johanssen's hair?

i likey

#22 my thoughts exactly..

the carpet doesn't match the drapes

FINALLY the drapes match the carpet.

Not even a bong hit and some bourbon could make this interesting..

Lookin sorta TRANNY in Pic 1.

Colors okay but definately not a flattering cut. Girl needs bangs STAT!

It's Auburn NOT brunette, and first off she's naturally a brunette NOT blonde, blondes DO NOT have BROWN eyebrows.

She's fugly anyways and a horrible actress, why the hell is she so popular???

This hairdo just got her inducted to the Famous Fiveheads in Hollywood Hall of Fame

That's a weave. And it's red...so not brown.

Danielle, I grew up with a chick who was as blonde as blonde could be with dark brown eyes. So shut the fuck up...nobody likes a Know-It-All, especially when they're wrong.

Ah yes...Let the women vent on her guys.....caddiness at its best

This girl is a fuck doll, live with it.

@34

That girl you know, could she read the difference between "eyebrows" and "eyes?" Why dont' you check on that and get back to us.

hey random fuck Jimmy D.....I knew her since we were 3. Maybe the sluts where you're from start to dye their hair when they're toddlers, so I guess I can see where you get your ignorance, but that's not how we roll, so you and Danielle can both go fist fuck yourselves...and then why don't you get back to us.

Caddiness?!

*Ding* score one for jrz @ 37 he/she got you there.
but I think ScarJo looks beautiful.

Got to give her props - she looks fucking gorgeous here, this colour suits her more than the blonde hair.

The question is what color is her nipple hair? I'm guessing she plucks darks ones.

Come on guys...you know about this, right?

I've seen hotter trannies than this whore.
The shit out of my ass is hotter than ScarJO.

Scarletthas always carried herself well. Her hair color is in no way distracting. She is gorgeous and always has been. I'm glad she has the confidence to pull this off.

Yes, but she's a talented actress and gifted singer.

yes, #44.... but can she do this??????
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/bearG0205_468x551.jpg

Wow, she looks good. Looks like she has been hitting the gym with her husband. She looks tighter. All credit to her.

looks bad. and that dress looks like my grandma's bed spread from a 1976 fingerhut catalog.

Scarlett's natural hair color is a dirty blonde (as seen in her first movie she made at 12, the Horse Whisperer). Brunette also suits her well.

Her hair and pose in the first pic, with her mouth shape and the boobage totally reminds me of Monica Belucci. Monica has the same stick straight shiny hair down to her back, no bangs, and the curves.

She looks great, she is one of the sexiest women out there right now. I like her hair but I don't think you can call it brunette, I wouldn't call it red either, we would have to go through the catalog of hair dye to figure it out. She looks lovely! And I would looove to F**** her husband.. oh so much!

overrated... fat face.... huge saggy knockers.

She is stunningly beautiful, but looks best with her natural blonde hair. Her eyebrows are darker now to match with the new hair colour. She'd look pretty damn stupid with blonde eyebrows and auburn hair. Still, she's gorgeous, the face, the curves, everything. Hot hot hot! Anyone who says she isn't needs their eyes checked.

All I know is that dress makes it look like she is wearing a flower. And that is not a good thing.

She's so beautiful - I think she can pull off any hair color/style. I do think it's funny though, how she recently said that she "can't wait till she's not pretty anymore" because she wants to be taken seriously...yeah...have fun with that! LOL!

Anywho...I really like that hairstyle on her.

J in my P.

@52: I guess I need my eyes checked, then.
Because I find her very plain and piggy-like.

I think she looks better as a blonde, but maybe that's just because I'm used to seeing her that way. I know a lot of people think she's ugly, but I think she has an interesting and pretty face. You know what else is kind of weird, she looks a LOT like Kim Kardashian in the face....well, minus the mustache and all.

insert carpet/drapes joke here

I don't think she's ugly, but I'm just not impressed with her. I think she looked better a few years ago.
#55 You mean like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

she is so absolutely plain. and a mindless whore at that. boooooo!

Newsflash to Scarlett: Your face is not attractive enough to pull off a middle part like that. Leave that to Megan Fox, pls.

The hair color change to auburn just isn't working-

I'm of the opinion "If it ain't broke-Don't fix it"

(Valid comparison toMonica Belucci, Tinfoil Raccoon-Post #49)

As for all of y'all that that think she is plain or even "piggy"-

Are ya NUTZ??!!

(When the girl has her swerve on, she can outsmoke Megan Fox or any other pretenders to the throne)
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Please-No obscene observations fostered by internet anonymity

(It's totally easy to be vulgar when you're physically removed from a conversation)

^ In one of her early movies, the one where a group of young adults try to steal answers to a test, she had auburn hair. So, technically, the blond hair came after. Her natural hair color is light brown.

For those wondering why this is news (Post #19 & others)-

Well-

This site is called "The Superficial"

For those wondering why this is news (Post #19 & others)-

Well-

This site is called "The Superficial"

JRZ @ #34 YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!! I SAID EYEBROWS!!! NOT EYE COLOR. I also do know it's possible to have blonde hair and brown eyes, I DO!!!
Read before you comment you fag!

Danielle, I've had blonde hair and dark brown eyebrows (and eyelashes) my entire life, all natural, as do several of my relatives. I've been dealing with "that's got to be fake" B.S. from idiots like you since I was in grade school. Get over it already.

mea culpa, but you're still a yetti.

So she's got nice tits. Big deal. So do a lot of women. Simon Cowell and Jack Black also have nice tits. The Golden Retriever down the street that gave birth to nine pups also has nice tits that will never go away.

BUTTERFACE people. She looks like Peter Pan. Michael Jackson was aiming for that.

See it's really funny, I guess beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. I think her face is her nicest feature, she has beautifully shaped eyes, I love the shape of her face and her high, full cheeks. I like the way her mouth is shaped and her smile too, but when I asked my boyfriend what he thought, he was like "there is not one thing attractive about her!" =P Funny how that works.

Wow, she looks totally fabulous. That dress is STUNNING.

@31

umm..lots of natural blondes have brown eyebrows?? i have a natural blonde friend who has really dark eyebrows...its really not that uncommon. you should probably get out more

@31

umm..lots of natural blondes have brown eyebrows?? i have a natural blonde friend who has really dark eyebrows...its really not that uncommon. you should probably get out more

That's red hair, not brunette.
D'oh.

SCARLETT IS NOT NATURALLY BLONDE.

Where the hell did you people get that from?

Heres a pic of her as a child (top one, ignore the nose url)

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/scarlett-johansson-nose-job.jpg

Its pretty easy just to google pictures of her as a pre pubescent tween and see that she is clearly not a natural blonde. Her eyebros had most likely been bleached aswell, most bleach blondes do that.

Ugly hair color, ugly hairstyle, and ugly dress.

I'd still fork her up the ass, slap her around, and piss in her mouth though.

Has anybody seen my grandma's curtains?

huge improvement over the frizzy blonde mess. The tits are always awesome

i think she needs a fringe of some sort to hide her ginormous forehead

Booooring!!
But it's better than her
terrible blonde dye
job. She's so gorgeous
but her hair is just
not having a good
few years. xoxo

total fail. she should go back to wavy blonde.

hate it

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I actually kinda like the blonde better on her. Now she just looks exactly like my sisterinlaw.

Megan Fox wannabe.

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She's corny now.

I love how no one gives a shit about Scarlett, so you are paid by Celebuzz to bump the post.

eww redheads suck. sorry. i loved her much more as a blonde.

But her FUCKING behaviour still exhists, folks!!

Someone said she joined an online service
---blackwhitefriends . c ^o^m. it is a site for women to date charming and handsome men. some of female celebrities are hanging out there.

I agree with 85.

DO NOT WANT.

Yeah she said she would gladly hem Woody Allen's pants. Um I am sure she is aware that Allen is a pedophile? Ahhh when you are sucking in Hollywood you will suck the nasty old semen out of any pervert no matter how hideous and criminal. Allen should be in prison rotting.

Anyway, she is not naturally attractive in the least in the face.
She is homely.
What is her ethnicity? Mixed? God a nice garbage bag for that one and a 12 pack of beer and yeah if my internet was down and there was no porn.

WTF people. That's my woman. Show some respect, man!

P.S. i jerked off while 'Bama nailed her reverse cowgirl.

S.J. wields tremendous physical appeal and power. Meagan Fox looks like she stinks.

long bone straight hair, floral print dress, broad cheekbones and pig nose, it's obvious she has chinky in her

Cliff Notes : Wow this is great news !
(I always thought she'd go with the 'scarlett' color.)
Meanwhile...Bink....you've been a bit quiet lately.
Binky : I getting sick of things Cliff.
Nothings changed. Bush is gone so now there's no 'hard' news at all on the American news networks - Stewart, Colbert, Letterman, etc. - worth watching.
No reason to watch any of them..
Jon, Steven, Dave, Jay, Conan, Jimmy, Lorne,Craig, well ok let's throw in Gordon Ramsey - that type of thing.
Let's face it, writers of those shows - I've learned more about life and the ways of the world from Rosie O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen, Ed Asner, Willie Nelson, and this guy from this channel I don't think I get - than I ever will from your shows.
So why bother watching ?
I'd like to laugh at these shows, or at least the commercials - but 9/11 was an inside job and now that Bush is gone - these TV guys are getting a bit too co -conspiratorial for me.
Cliff Notes : REALLY DEEP Bink ! And how about 'Jerky', 'Perky', and 'Lurky' - those scoop reporters at TMZ as well ?
Binky : No comment.

Is it just me or does she have a crazy eye? That right one looks more than just a little outta wack when she's looking back over her shoulder.

Scarlett's got the best tits in Hollywood which scuttles the significance of whatever the hell she does to her upstairs hair color. Who cares what color she dies it Da Man wants the know the color downstairs, with pics confirming this crucial info.

PS: Scarlett it's time to step up to this!

What you weelee twying to say here exatwee # 98 ?
She trying concealing something...?
Perhaps some sort of....inside job ?

I hadn't realized how hot she is until this hair color/style! Damn!

Gooo-8 points all # 99.
But let it out. Lose the superficial diversions...
What you weelee twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?

You'll get over it # 101.
Oh. By the way - inside job ?

( My guess is the next link will be 'the Dancing Israelis')

Binky : (Shhh...Some of our American friends haven't figured that one out yet.)

Cliff Notes : (Oh.)

With a Rack like that, who notices her Hair???

So #105
What do you mean exactly when you say the term 'Rack' ?

96, and anyone stupid and ignorant must be related to your bloodline. God, you're stupid. Try to do humanity a favor and not procreate. Thank you.

Look # 107 - what do you mean exactly when you say the term - 'Stupid' ?
Could you use it in a sentence for us ?

Great hair! Like the mane of a lion streaming in the wind.

Thanks to this makeover, I now realize how ugly she really is.

Where did my old scarlett whith her pearl earrings go ? :-(

oh ill do her love her boob cups
i can fuck her with my eyes closed...

XOXO !!

looks great!

SHE HAS AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE TO ANGELINA JOLIE IN THIS COLOR! :-O

#66 - Hey Danielle, so what color are the nethers? Far as I can tell with my untrained eye, that there is brown, which generally equals brunette. Now, if you're an accredited hair stylologist that minored in scissoring and dye-ation, then you may be more apt to be overly precise in your decription. I mean, I had no idea Barbizon was still pumping out bimbos, but if we're being 100% douchey, I'd say her hair is more a rusty amber with only hints of auburn. As for the eyebrow/ hair color debate, have you ever seen Italian chicks? They can have blond mustaches, brunette hair, brown hair, and jet black pubes. OK fine... they only look that jet black from reeeeeal close up...

#97,100, 102, 103, 104 Go fuck yourself Binky and make it a deep "inside job" of reaming.

Woah.. she looks like kimk with this hair .. a whiter version

@jrz

Angry outbursts over reading skills works for you. I"m glad you've figured out how to cope.

I think shes beautiful, but the hair just isn't suiting her. And I have to agree with the majority of people commenting... that is RED... not brown. It just makes her look plain... I could see that walking down my street every day. Take it I live in orange county... but still

I think shes beautiful, but the hair just isn't suiting her. And I have to agree with the majority of people commenting... that is RED... not brown. It just makes her look plain... I could see that walking down my street every day. Take it I live in orange county... but still

perhaps not everyone...

...can caryy off red hair ?

unlike blond or brown or even black hair

[...or no hair : ) ]

yes and that,

still... she's a sweet and strong looking girl
and we wish her as much sucess
as she wishes us : ))

Smug, arrogant, Obama dick-sucker... a dime a dozen, if not for those boobs.

You mean a homely Jewish girl who can't act and has an arrogant attitude made it big in Hollywood?

How did that happen? I need my magnifying glass and my pipe and Dr. Watson to piece this one together. Now if I could only figure out how Maggie Gyllenhaal gets work... HMMMMM.... HMMMMMMMM.

108

As in, 108 has too much time, spends most of it wacking off to celebrities, and is too stupid to move out of his mom's basement.

123- are you talking about jennifer aniston? oh wait- she is greek.
scarjo is cute, luscious lips, cheek bones, creamy smooth skin, beautiful curves, and the right face for period pieces. i think she will last...
I don't know how maggie g gets work, it looks like her face is sliding off oh her head.

Seems that celebrities all like to join ***sugarmingle. c om***. Really funning. I do not think that site is so safe. I find many secret things about them.

#96 but her features aren't natural. It's pretty evident with the cheekbone implants, hair straightening/extensions, and now flower dress that she desperately wishes she was Asian. All she needs to do is change her name to Johan-san and the deal is sealed.

Well, now she looks like everyone else.

And Goddess Mimi? I agree. She is absolutely overrated (and maybe a pig).

I like that she's not stick thin, but her acting is awful. And her singing is.... yeah.

@ #6 --- you must be an Asian bitch with the body of a child and the face of a smashed car.

ScarJo is hot and I am sorry that God forgot to make the females of your race look like women.

This is a damn fine woman but that tattoo is a scar--so ugly!!

Why ?? !! and on such a beauty?

This is a damn fine woman but that tattoo is a scar--so ugly!!

Why ?? !! and on such a beauty?

This is a damn fine woman but that tattoo is a scar--so ugly!!

Why ?? !! and on such a beauty?

This is a damn fine woman but that tattoo is a scar--so ugly!!

Why ?? !! and on such a beauty?

Wow... she looks like Jennifer Connelly.

danielle #31, I am naturally blonde with black eyebrows. And my Irish Italian mother was born with white blonde hair and even blacker eyebrows. Sorry honey, you're wrong about this one.

danielle #31, I am naturally blonde with black eyebrows. And my Irish Italian mother was born with white blonde hair and even blacker eyebrows. Sorry honey, you're wrong about this one.

129

What are you talking about???? You have no idea what race #6 is so why don't you just try bashing her instead of assuming her race. Maybe she's just a jealous WHITE girl who is fat or she could be 6 feet tall and rail thin. Whatever the case, your problem obviously isn't with her, but just Asian people in general. Racist.

This woman is ugly as sin, my God. Just look at her. You can see the god damn make up caked on her face.

Her hair looks like shit, too.

just when i thought this girl couldn't look any better...

she looks a little like megan fox in the main pic (only with huge boobs, of course)

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Unga bunga, me like this chick. Me would like to hit that with club. Sexy.

# 116. Good 4 U !!
Let it all out !
I 2 3 ... EVERYBODY - PURGE !!!
Again.
PURGE !
Again
PURGE !
(I'm guessing you're still having a few problems with 'free collapse speed' - that type of thing...)

She is my fetish. She is so cute and have everything that a man need!
You all would sell your soul to the devil just to have a .... with here don't you!

Nice red weave.

its auburn, shes gorgeous, lovely body and smile-stop hatin on her none of you are this glamorous

jrz, it doesn't matter if someone was blonde when they were 3. half the kids i knew were blonde, then puberty hit, and we all turned brunette and dyed our hair. and honestly, who cares? but i do think it's funny that you work yourself into such a frenzied rage over something a stranger said about a celebrity on the internet that you can't even finish reading what they said and in your haze of fury, start ranting and raving about something that they didn't even say. It speaks volumes of your character. (i.e. maybe if you got a life, you might be able to calm down.)

shes gorgeous and looking pretty in this Style

hate the color..hate the hair and i hate her fat cheeks!

I think she looks really nice :)

I'm sorry. She has a man face.

Great bod though.

WOW! She is looking fabulous in that colorful dress and pretty in that style.