Feb 11 2009Salma Hayek's breasts are heroes
While on a humanitarian mission for UNICEF in Sierra Leone, Salma Hayek came across a hungry baby and took immediate action - with her breasts. Angelina Jolie, you should probably be taking notes here. NY Daily News reports:
Hayek, 42, discovered the child, whose mother was unable to produce milk, during a tour of a hospital in the war-torn country.
"The baby was perfectly healthy, but the mother did not have any milk," she later recalled to USA Today. "He was very hungry - I was weaning my daughter Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk, so I breastfed the baby."
"You should have seen his eyes," she said. "When he felt the nourishment, he immediately stopped crying."
I think it's time we, as Americans, recognized true heroism and put Salma Hayek's breasts on the one dollar bill. This will allow me to not only tip a stripper, but inspire her to use her breasts for the greater good. (After my lap dance, of course.) I just care about the children.
WARNING: Video is NSFW. Unless you're a wet nurse.

Reader Comments
1. RichPort's Ghost - February 11, 2009 12:42 PM
Hey, that kid better be careful... ever heard of Montezuma's Revenge???
2. ME! - February 11, 2009 12:42 PM
First?
3. chick - February 11, 2009 12:47 PM
weird. she is very pretty though - i'm sure the kid was thrilled :)
4. Valentine - February 11, 2009 12:48 PM
Nursing her daughter for over a year paid at last
I wonder if Angelina ever nursed her kids besides that W photo...
5. chango - February 11, 2009 12:50 PM
Where does the line start for that titty-fest ???
Oh and by the way @1 . . you're a racist fuck . . .
6. Sportsdvl - February 11, 2009 12:50 PM
She could probably nurse all of Africa back to health with those big titties!
7. Cris - February 11, 2009 12:51 PM
@1: That is a really STUPID commentary, I'm a mexican so I really know how TRULY lame that sounds...
8. Alec Baldwin - February 11, 2009 12:56 PM
I have been sucking those babies on 30 Rock. Amazed there is still milk in them thar hills.
9. donk - February 11, 2009 12:56 PM
Better start posting IP addresses....
10. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - February 11, 2009 12:57 PM
#1, that was pretty damn funny!
#6, Again, I was too late to post. I was thinking the same thing.
#5 & 7, calling someone a racist these days makes you sound like a whiney liberal. That is all they have left to say when logic (or in this case humor) is presented to them.
I felt safer in Iraq in '07 than I did in mexico in '08.
11. The Pope - February 11, 2009 12:58 PM
You just know that in 16 years or so some magazine is gonna hunt down that kid and try to get them a reunion.
12. Matrim - February 11, 2009 12:59 PM
@5
The dude was joking, fuck-rocket. If he were on Comedy Central Presents and said that joke it would be greeted with mild laughter...it's fairly tame.
@7
Of course it sounds stupid if you're Mexican...you're immune to it!
13. Sam - February 11, 2009 12:59 PM
Hey Salma, I'm so hungry I'm crying...lil help?
14. Randal - February 11, 2009 12:59 PM
Wow, she really is a hero. I wonder why more women don't do that. Then we wouldn't have to see that Save the Children commercials while flipping through the channels late at night. Yes, for 72 cents a day some small woodland child will get fed a decent meal but for no cost at all, heroic women across this country could just drain their breasts into canning jars and feed several kids for nothing. Voila, no more commercials of sweating bony kids covered in flies and lice.
After everything Selma has been through, it's great to see her helping small children like this without worrying what people will think of her breasts. Hurrah Selma. You are an inspiration to all women.
Randal
15. Andrea - February 11, 2009 1:00 PM
Great. Now he's going to tell his mommy "no, I said I want to 'smuggle'".
16. Jrz - February 11, 2009 1:01 PM
HAHAHAHA Nice one, Rich.
Don't get yer pantalones in a bunch #7, it's not like he said something about her breast milk tasting like tamales or made some joke about like, wet back wet nurse or fuzzy dice or something. Jesus. Chill out. It's okay to laugh.
17. Family of Ffive - February 11, 2009 1:01 PM
I can completely understand why Salma would do this. My wife and I have five children and they were all breast-fed. All our friend’s breast-fed their children also.
What Salma did is a perfectly nature thing for a nursing mom to do for another nursing mom and a hungry baby. It is hard for many men and unfortunately many women to understand this. Some women are so hardened to motherhood that they are clueless.
Salma should be proud that this one act of kindness defines one aspect of who she is as a woman. A Mother!
Let the ignorant comments begin!
18. Jose - February 11, 2009 1:02 PM
I agree, #1's comment was racist and did not respect the cultural tradition of Mexican humor. Anybody got a bee costume?
19. Matt - February 11, 2009 1:03 PM
These racist commenters will have their IP numbers forwarded to a rusty Chevy packed with a dozen Mexicans and a stolen laptop.
20. Wendy - February 11, 2009 1:07 PM
What a world! A Mexican PROVIDING welfare. Next thing you know you'll hear about a successful black-ruled African country. (Nah...just kiddin'...)
21. Fati - February 11, 2009 1:09 PM
I would not breastfeed someone else's baby. Call me selfish.
22. RichPort's Ghost - February 11, 2009 1:14 PM
#5, 7, and 18 - Here... (glugglugglug) enjoy this steaming cup of "kiss my ass you overly sensitive fuck". You'll forgive me if I remain unimpressed that some overpaid and moderately talented pair of tits decided to whip out her baby feeder for the cameras. Yet if the joke was about her middle eastern side, you'd have no issues with it, right? I hope the next time you pop open a can of Coke, the Stroke Genie pops out and give your humorless asses a visit.
23. Valerie - February 11, 2009 1:14 PM
That IS cool--helping babies. You kids should give it a try : )
24. the Actually guy - February 11, 2009 1:19 PM
Actually I think "Jose" was making fun of the type of humor Mexicans approve of (bee costume).
25. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - February 11, 2009 1:25 PM
Here's a little something you might enjoy. The following is the 2007winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year's term was "Political Correctness". The winner wrote:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
26. Bear Trap Fairy - February 11, 2009 1:26 PM
I'm already planning a little visit to them tonight, Rich....especially #5 for calling you a racist as he makes a mysoginistic joke. Mmmm MMM! The Bear Trap Fairy LOVES me some hypocrit meat!
I will also visit the dude whose wife runs around breastfeeding all their kids while they take their fucking SATs...who was that guy? Family of Five or some shit. *scrolls up to confirm name of douchebag at #17* Yeah.......him.
27. Angelonline - February 11, 2009 1:30 PM
In the past mothers who couldn't produce milk brought in wet nurses to nurse their babies. In the past that was not a problem. However in todays society riddled with disease, I would never let anyone else nurse my child. Breastmilk can carry diseases, as can any body fluids. And todays Hollywood bunch (no offense Salma) seemed to be more disease riddled than most... just saying....
28. RichPort's Ghost - February 11, 2009 1:31 PM
#24 - You're right. My bad #18. I knew we had a lot of Alaskan Wolf Hunters here, but I had no idea we had so many Mexicans.
29. Halla - February 11, 2009 1:32 PM
Nothing wrong with that. Good on her. I dont know why everyone makes breatfeeding such a big deal. Its the most natural thing in the world. Adults sexualise it but to babies...IT'S FOOD. Get over it.
30. Juss wonderin' - February 11, 2009 1:37 PM
How come people with the last name W-E-I-N-E-R
ALWAYS pronounce it WAY-nur or WEH-ner. They know we know it's
WEE-NUR
31. sin - February 11, 2009 1:39 PM
Hey , I'm thirsrty, Where are my ginormous titties to suck? Would that be considered sex? a strange person sucking your tit sounds like it to me.
The best part is when she said she wants her daughter to continue in her footsteps. So, she wants her daughter to let strange people suck her tits...Strange family. Fun to watch but strange.
32. Delgo - February 11, 2009 1:39 PM
Blessed be the fruit of thy breast, Salma
33. Alex - February 11, 2009 1:41 PM
It is not weird, it was perfectly natural in the past and kids would call each other milk brothers if they had shared a breast (insert joke). When I was breast feeding my sister also gave birth but did not have a lot of milk so I asked the pediatrician whether I could save milk for my nephew but she said it wouldn't go because milk follows the baby´s growth and changes according to the baby´s needs. So probably the milk salma gave that little dude did nothing for him except calm him down, but it is a cute and lovely gesture though, I would definitely do it.
34. sin - February 11, 2009 1:42 PM
To quote Achmed the Dead Terrorist: You racsist bastard...I kill you!!
35. Jrz - February 11, 2009 1:43 PM
"You should have seen his eyes," she said, "When he looked up and realized he had MY breast in his mouth......he high-fived the other little boy babies when I was done."
36. Juss Sayin... - February 11, 2009 1:48 PM
It is possible for a baby with HIV to transmit the virus to a wet nurse while breastfeeding.......just....putting that...out there.....
37. SomeoneWhoKnows - February 11, 2009 1:48 PM
#33...that's technically true to some extent, but I am sure there was plenty of nutrition there for this baby. There isn't that much difference between the nutritional requirements of a several-month-old and a 1-yr-old.
#27...ridiculous. Would you rather this child die of starvation rather than the miniscule risk of disease? And many diseases aren't even spread via breastmilk.
#21...you called it. You are selfish.
38. Rocky J - February 11, 2009 1:53 PM
No one will have anything on this kid when it grows up. All it will have to say is "I sucked on Selma Hayeks tits"
39. Corrine - February 11, 2009 1:58 PM
#33 - Alex: You are right that a mother's milk does change along with her baby's development but at any stage it is still superior to formula, cow, or goat's milk for any baby of any age.
40. soup - February 11, 2009 1:59 PM
damn! jolie better step her game up
41. foghat - February 11, 2009 2:01 PM
they are indeed
42. Corrine - February 11, 2009 2:03 PM
#33 - Alex: You are right that a mother's milk does change along with her baby's development but at any stage it is still superior to formula, cow, or goat's milk for any baby of any age. It's too bad your nephew's pediatrician wasn't more knowledgeable... or it could be that he was just giving you lip service to avoid discouraging or not condoning the exchanging bodily fluids which is always seen as a risk by the medical community regardless of the situation (family).
43. bootlips - February 11, 2009 2:07 PM
Will there ever be a day when negroes can do things on their own? i mean really, the effing monkeys can't even breast feed their own tar babies.
44. Retard - February 11, 2009 2:20 PM
Got Milf?
45. Parker - February 11, 2009 2:36 PM
I wonder if Salma likes to get buttfucked while she's breastfeeding. I bet she'd enjoy it and I'm willing to try it with her so Salma if you're reading this...
46. Drunkman - February 11, 2009 2:39 PM
If I felt that nourishment I'd stop crying too.
47. Fati - February 11, 2009 2:45 PM
# 37 - So? I've got every right to be.
48. jt - February 11, 2009 2:50 PM
i'm feeling a tad under nourished myself.
49. Fati - February 11, 2009 2:54 PM
#43 - Seriously, why is Africa in such bad shape? On the other hand, if you take into account that they were hanging from trees only a few hundred years ago...
50. pineapple larry - February 11, 2009 3:00 PM
Where was she when I was an undernourished orphan?
51. NoName - February 11, 2009 3:11 PM
Why do I have the sudden urge to show up at Salma's front door and cry hysterically that I'm malnourished?
52. Erica - February 11, 2009 3:17 PM
Wow, she is absolutely gorgeous. Good for her. (:
53. francesca - February 11, 2009 3:52 PM
hmmm why is africa in bad shape @ 49
well briefly its due to the white man raping the country of its natural and synthetic resources.
and to all the usual ignorant racist comments i'd like to see you repeat them to a black person's FACE. that's right because if you did you wouldn't be able to type out your trash. it is TOO easy to hide behind a computer screen but enough of the attention to you guys. seriously sad but do continue i just know you guys are all going to continue after me so don't let me stop you
have a good day
54. sari - February 11, 2009 3:58 PM
Imagine that the MLB merged the Red Sox and the Yankees into one team and told the fans "Y'all are one nation now, so get along". How well would that go over? Well, that's pretty much what Europe did to Africa. Kinda effed them up for a couple hundred years.
Salma's awesome. HIV can be transmitted from an infected mother to the child, but not from an infected child to the breastfeeder.
55. sari - February 11, 2009 4:03 PM
(Yes, I know Africa is not one nation, it is a metaphor. But Europe basically carved up the entire continent into countries with no regard for tribal/ethnic lines or rivalries)
56. Commen tator - February 11, 2009 4:10 PM
How long does it take africa to get on its feet for crying out loud.
57. Angelonline - February 11, 2009 4:20 PM
#37 Do you think that Salma feeding this infant one time is going to keep him from starving? Is she going to hang around and feed him every 4 hours?
58. sari - February 11, 2009 4:25 PM
With the exception of 4 countries, no nation in Africa gained its independence until after 1950. That's not even 60 years of independence. Just sayin'.
59. JaniceGunit - February 11, 2009 4:31 PM
This is amazing. Salma is georgeous and I've always loved her but I really love that she is a proud breast feeding mother. Boobies are wonderful, they are nice to look at but they can also nourish babies so have some respect!
60. Lowlands - February 11, 2009 4:39 PM
I totally agree with her.Milk is good for lil' babies
61. Medela - February 11, 2009 5:22 PM
All of you ignorant idiots that went off topic to argue about "Africa" should concentrate your efforts on these facts:
Children in impoverished nations need to be breastfed because of the lack of clean drinking water and nutrients. Regardless of the mother's diet, breastfeeding a child still ensures their survival.
Formula companies knowingly supply formula and bottles to countries where it is difficult if not completely impossible for mothers to have regular access to clean drinking water and sterilization methods.
Think about that the next time you eat something from Nestle!
62. edamame - February 11, 2009 5:25 PM
Salma has always been my husband's dream woman (LAMINATED list), and I have to give her props....that was an AWESOME thing that she did!
63. SATAN - February 11, 2009 5:44 PM
this story gave me a buh-buh-BONERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
64. Gazongas - February 11, 2009 5:49 PM
Damn straight people, I love titties and love that they can entertain and nourish. You go Salma! Incidentally, I think I would much prefer to see Salma's breasts than Angelina's...I just don't get the deal with everyone being so attracted to Jolie.
65. Just_As_it_IS - February 11, 2009 5:59 PM
@#1
That only applies to Americans. It doesn't affect the rest of the world.
66. poon tang - February 11, 2009 6:10 PM
i wanna suck those big tits too!!!!!
waaaaaaaaahh waaaaaaaaaah
67. The Rake - February 11, 2009 6:10 PM
My eyes would light up from the nourishment my ass was receiving too if i was suckling away on those bad boys. Her rack amazes and astounds. Just ask Colin Farell. Remember that flick they were in and he sees her naked teets and dudes eyes are bigger than that baby's were.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
68. randomguest534675 - February 11, 2009 6:23 PM
God dam, lucky SOB of a child getting to suck on those sexy ass tits!
69. Fati - February 11, 2009 6:24 PM
@ 61 - hmmm.. okay... so what's bad about that? would you rather that babies have no food at all? so Nestle is benifiting from the situation, but because of them African babies have at least some kind of access to food.
@ 53 - if black people are such tough asses, why do they let the white men "rape the country of its natural and synthetic resources"? get over yourself, you africa lover.
70. Dane - February 11, 2009 6:45 PM
Hope the baby didn't have AIDS
71. kimberly - February 11, 2009 6:57 PM
Wow, Salma is great. Suck on that Angelina? Now you have to go to Africa and breastfeed orphans on camera! cutechristiansingles.com
72. lola - February 11, 2009 7:01 PM
I am proud of being a mother and I tried to breastfeed both of my children. Unfortunately I did not make enough milk. Women are being told that they have to work, be beautiful and strong to have respect. The truth is that being a mother should give you all the respect you need. I feel we are so disconnected from what nature drives us that it is hard to be truly happy. I should not have to explain why I should be "able" to stay home with my kids and cook healthy meals. I think that it is sexist that I MUST go make money with little regard to how much work there is to be done at home.
I am a firm advocate in w omen's rights. And being a mother is nothing to laugh at.
Babies that are bottle fed formula have twice the occurrence of SIDS (sudden infant death syndrome) and have weaker immune systems.
From my point of view it was a wonderful thing that Salma did and I would do the same.
73. Britney - February 11, 2009 7:46 PM
There ain't no milk left in 'em, but if y'all just wants to suck, y'all can suck 'em.
74. Sweater Meats - February 11, 2009 8:07 PM
#57 - Yes, of course she will. Everybody in the world knows that Salma feeding an infant one time can keep him from starving because Salma's milk is super fortified with Extra Special Bouncey Hayek Hottness, the vitamin enriched milk of the Titty Goddess, and there's nothing better on earth, 'cept making babies with the owner of these tits. Babies fed with her milk will not only never starve, they'll never need to be feed again!! Just looking at Salma's titties can bring eyesight to the blind!!!! Touching the grand exalted Hayek tits cures multiple sclerosis and all symptoms of rheumatoid arthritis, mind you!!!! There is documented proof of these facts, just ask every man who has ever cupped her boobs and you'll know for sure.
I know cuz I'm a double expert.
75. kate - February 11, 2009 8:12 PM
She is really pretty. But it is said she is wondering on ***sugarmingle. c om***, I do not know why. She wants to find a young man there? or just some celebrities she loves there? Really funny, haha!
76. Smatt584 - February 11, 2009 8:25 PM
@53
You're a fucking racist just like #49 you know, you may not like it, but you can't blame the worlds problems on "the white man". Africas most horrible atrocities have been committed by it's own citizens; war, genocide, even slavery (who do you think helped capture the slaves sent to the Americas?). Like it or not, but you're a fucking racist. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black (oh, I'm sorry, I meant African-American)
77. 1 MILF Hunter - February 11, 2009 8:28 PM
That kid got a buffet. Those cans could nourish most of Africa.
78. timmy the dying boy - February 11, 2009 8:43 PM
Pic #6: I'm pretty sure that my eyes would look like that were I in the same situation.
Seriously though, folks, I think that not only is she ridiculously gorgeous, she's a really kind and down-to-earth person, based on interviews I've seen. Kudos to her. She's actually being proactive, not just running around trying to attract attention to herself, like that over-tattooed stick insect does.
79. Truth Doctor - February 11, 2009 9:10 PM
"when he felt the nourishment he immediately stopped crying."
oh good god. Exaggerating natural reactions for the win, Alex.
80. the big kahuna - February 11, 2009 10:14 PM
is it just me or is this fucking weird?
THERE'S A THING CALLED FORMULA.
you're gonna let some kid who may have all sorts of diseases suck on your tit.
fucking disgusting.
81. sin - February 11, 2009 11:13 PM
Some people in here are saying that Africa is in the shape its in because they got rid of white rulers only 60 years ago. Hmmm. So that mean Obama has no chance to do anything positive because a white man had the power before him. Its not the color in charge. Its the Nation. America is the greatist Nation on earth and it was created and ran by nothing but white men. Africa was somewhat the same way until the white gave up the power. Now look at it.
Its the people in Africa that are poor leaders. They still function basically on tribe mentallity. That can not work for a large population. Lets not forget the warlords who decide who gets to be the puppets in charge. Its all blacks destroying black. Don't forget AIDS. thats were it started and it is still an epidemic there. They still try to blame it on the whites. Pathetic. hey have done it to themselves.
82. Amy - February 11, 2009 11:29 PM
@69: "okay... so what's bad about that? would you rather that babies have no food at all? so Nestle is benifiting from the situation, but because of them African babies have at least some kind of access to food."
The history of companies creating markets for milk formula in developing countries is atrocious - so many babies end up being far more malnourished and sick than they would have been had they been breast fed because companies like Nestle convince mothers to feed their kids formula that isn't actually complete milk formula for babies.
And @ 76: While it might sound racist to blame Africa's problems on "the white man" the fact remains is that it is COLONIZATION that has created the problems - and the colonists were European. So yes, saying it's the white man's fault is overly simplistic - not all white people were colonists - but the fact remains that all colonial nations in Africa were white. It's similar to many of the problems in the Middle East now - many ongoing conflicts have their roots in the arbitrary carving up of land and peoples in the colonial era.
83. Delgo - February 11, 2009 11:33 PM
I loved her as Superman's maid.
84. bootlips - February 11, 2009 11:33 PM
Negroes will never evolve until they take responsibility for themselves. The worst thing that could happen to negroes is to have to live without any help from humans. They can't survive without adult supervision. Have you noticed that just about every negro drives a Lexus, Mercedes, or a BMW? They have a desire to be looked at as important. It hides the fact that they are just lowly simians who wouldn't know how to feed themselves if left on their own.
85. gerard Vandenberg - February 12, 2009 12:51 AM
HALLELUJA, now we're taling, folks!!
86. Fuck You - February 12, 2009 1:05 AM
Salma Hayek is God.
87. booya - February 12, 2009 1:08 AM
Well, she is certainly not lacking in milk, judging from them suckers... pardon the pun... thank you to her for sharing...
88. sin - February 12, 2009 2:41 AM
Another idiot claiming colonization. While subject to British rule, most African countries had ample food, security and an income source. Take away the WHITE influence and with in a few years it all went to shit. They all wanted land so the new niggs in charge divided up the large food producing areas into much smaller plots so every one could own land. Guess what, There is not enough land to grow the amount of food they need. So now they have famine and rely on other nations to feed their stupid asses. The white colonist had everything set up for them. All they had to do was step in and follow there lead. They are too damned incompetant to run it right.
By the way, did the colonist create the AIDS disease, no. The local were able to do that themselves. Looks like the entire continent of Africa is on welfare.
89. kingsblade - February 12, 2009 2:42 AM
You're just getting to this story now?
90. Somebody - February 12, 2009 4:04 AM
First I missed the free Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's now Salma Hayek's boob juice. THAT'S IT...I'm BUYING AN ALARM CLOCK!!
91. filoderba - February 12, 2009 4:50 AM
I don't know any woman that would attach an african starving baby at her breasts.
So, I think we should just admire Salma Hayek.
92. filoderba - February 12, 2009 4:58 AM
I don't know any woman that would attach an african starving baby at her breasts.
So, I think we should just admire Salma Hayek.
93. lawrence - February 12, 2009 6:01 AM
She is really a beautiful mama! It is said her profile is at a beautiful models site Richromances.com where many hot girls are looking for love.
94. Cris - February 12, 2009 6:41 AM
OK... about my post in #7, I DID NOT say that the comment of #1 was racist in anyway, I say it was STUPID, as in lame and uninformed . "The Revange of Moctezuma" referes to the diarrhea that is suffered by tourists when travelling to unresourceful regions in Mexico (which I can assure you, Salma does't frequent...), so, the joke has no point...
@12, 10, 16, etc... read well!!!, you are the ones who have the "RACIST CHIP" all activated, It's ALL IN YOUR HEAD. I don't know WHY you do that ALL THE TIME in your country??. I mean, I like the U.S. very much! but, right now, you are all traumatized by the subject of RACE... get over it and stop seeing it in every topic!!!.
95. RichPort's Ghost - February 12, 2009 8:29 AM
#94 - You're the maroon that goes to comedy clubs and reminds both the performer and the audience that what is being said is completely untrue, aren't you? Encyclopedias must have you in stitches, given that there are so many facts in them... What are you, her fucking publicist? And we all know her breast milk tastes like Negro Modelo, you humorless fuck.
96. Brad Pitt - February 12, 2009 8:33 AM
Kid's first word will be "bitty".
Us white racists are at fault here and it is time to own up. I am getting a little tired of all of the secret meetings we have to go to to keep minorities down anyways. Always poking fun at them just because they do stupid stuff. Enough is enough. We all know that if there had not been white people, the world would be in a much better place.
Just kidding. If the white folks fell off the earth tomorrow, the world would look like a dumbed down version of Escape from New York in a matter of months.
OBAMANATION!
97. michelle - February 12, 2009 8:56 AM
wow, this is awesome! she should also leave some for the baby since it is a hospital - i'm sure they have a good refrigerating system!
the video of this is beautiful.
98. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time - February 12, 2009 9:04 AM
Shit, now I am hungry too! I'll stop crying if you pop those titties out for me ;)
99. francesca - February 12, 2009 9:30 AM
first of all i'm not african american and i really don't care for the americans at all
2nd without sounding like a consipracist who do you think is behind these wars, that supplies weapons etc???? please think think beyond your soap box
how was africa raped, well if you storm into a country kill people who oppose you and set up your own rules i think you will find it pretty easy to do what you want. i'm not saying africa is innocent there is a lot of problems corruption (like in every country) crime (like in every country) etc. but there are situations that africa didn't start and now are struggling to recover from for various reasons
plus don't act like america is a wonderiful country because we all know that is a lie
and im not racist but i get tired of all the africa black ppl bashing comments its so overplayed get over it!!!!!!! your country is ruled by a half black man your country was messed up by a white man
100. RichPort's Ghost - February 12, 2009 9:46 AM
#99 - Hi francesca. Do you like Chinese food and moonlit walks on sandy (unAmerican) shores? Do you enjoy sitting for hours with friends discussing world politics and human rights concerns sipping lattes and snacking on tapas and laughing until the sun comes up? Do you like when your boyfriend brushes your hair and massages your shoulders, laying the occassional and sensuous kiss on the neck or ear? More importantly, do you enjoy having random men jam their meat in your gaping exit hole while fishhooking you from either side and pounding you like Chris Brown's fists, just before smacking you on the ass so you can turn around to have a map of Indonesia sprayed on your face? I am a romantic American. Call me.
xoxoxoxox
RPG
101. francesca - February 12, 2009 9:52 AM
lol @ rich port's ghost
the mocking romantic ad is quite funny. you did spoil it by the usual sexual lewd commments but overall quite funny!!
102. RichPort's Ghost - February 12, 2009 9:55 AM
#101 - I'll take that as a yes, especially to the facial bit, you saucy little minx...
103. francesca - February 12, 2009 10:26 AM
LOL U REALLY ARE A JOKE and crazy
but highly entertaining i think i prefer to be mocked like this than criticised harshly for expressing a valid view. or hearing that black people are apes or any of that other 'facts' people here vomit on a daily basis
i'll pick YOU up and drop you in the nearest asylum
104. francesca - February 12, 2009 10:26 AM
LOL U REALLY ARE A JOKE and crazy
but highly entertaining i think i prefer to be mocked like this than criticised harshly for expressing a valid view. or hearing that black people are apes or any of that other 'facts' people here vomit on a daily basis
i'll pick YOU up and drop you in the nearest asylum
105. francesca - February 12, 2009 10:38 AM
p.s but do refrain from the negative stereotypes you have of particuluar people and i do like how to reference current situations with the chris brwn fists i think in a way it ties up all you want to say about certain people without saying it
106. bootlips - February 12, 2009 10:56 AM
When will negroes stop bothering the world to feed their fukking kids.?????
107. jimmy - February 12, 2009 11:27 AM
Kid has stretchmarks on his mouth!
108. RichPort's Ghost - February 12, 2009 11:34 AM
#104 - Amazing... I didn't know they let patients use the computers... the reference to being tied up just made my pants tight.
109. francesca - February 12, 2009 11:58 AM
oooh he fights back
though shouldn't i be using that line on you minus the pants being tight, i always buy my size ;)
110. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - February 12, 2009 11:59 AM
That is such a beautiful story if it's true, of course you fucked up in the head Yanks will find it weird because you are so repressed about breasts and breastfeeding.
111. RichPort's Ghost - February 12, 2009 12:06 PM
Wow. I see the "I Hate America" crowd is all here.Of course, they're as relevant as "Paint By Numbers For Dummies", but at least they made it to the party.
112. Tina - February 12, 2009 12:11 PM
Salma Hayek does not look 42! She ages sooo well! Good karma maybe?
113. bootlips - February 12, 2009 1:09 PM
Can Salma be held responsible when the little monkey grows up and robs, rapes, and kills, an elderly woman?
114. francesca - February 12, 2009 1:40 PM
perfectly valid point bootlips *rolls eyes*
i'm also wondering whether she can be held responsible if the little CHILD grows up and becomes PRESDENT of his country? i'm not too sure maybe she can but i'm sure your contribution to society will be more worthwhile though. i mean what will we without your reasoned and educated comments on irrelevant blog sites?
115. Fati - February 12, 2009 2:31 PM
I guess it was also the white men that gave the world a wonderful thing called AIDS? Hmm, for all I know, it was a perverted disgusting dude in Africa who fucked a monkey.
Francesca, YOU need to get over it. If it had not been for white men, Africa and its people would still be exactly where they were a few hundred years ago - living in tribes, swinging from trees, worshiping sticks, sacrificing virgins and eating each other. I don't know what the fuck it is, but they really are unable to take care of themselves, and never have been.
116. francesca - February 12, 2009 3:42 PM
lol you are only spewing what you've been brainwashed with. i know you like to think white people are so superior but weren't they once living in caves and beating each other on the heads? so as they evolved that would have happened to the black race. i don't know what you have been reading or what films you have seen but black people weren't swinging from trees that is what animals did.
they were infact busy making and using medicines YOU use today, starting the pottery industry which led to a range of items including that mug YOU drink from, producing iron, trading with neighbouring countries glass, jewellry, etc i could go on...
so i do believe that without external influences or should i say opression i think Africa would have been fine but i guess your prejudice mind can't comprehend that
the truth is africa was doing fine, there was no AIDS, had natural resources, had intelligience, inventions were occuring and had the greaatest potential to be successful. their weakness was in being too peaceful not being devious enough against the opressors.
try banging your head with that knowledge!
117. sote - February 12, 2009 4:59 PM
clap clap clap @ francesca
118. don't ruin my fantasy - February 12, 2009 5:53 PM
I agree with #117
Francesca - your are my dream woman! Please don't ruin my fantasy of an intelligent, self-expressed (and, because i'm a guy, I'm picturing) BABE(!) with a great sense of humor by turning out to be a man.
You inspire me (are you secretly Salma Hayek?)!
119. SueMe - February 12, 2009 5:56 PM
I have a new found respect for Salma. That was more than a selfless thing to do for that baby, and my best friend just had a new born baby. She tells me that it's not an easy job breast feeding, and can even cause some soreness too. God bless you Salma.
120. francesca - February 12, 2009 6:47 PM
lol @ 118 i'm definetly a lady, i could tell you i'm a babe but then i could be lying ;)
you would have to decide lol
121. Smatt584 - February 12, 2009 10:35 PM
Jesus, more "us versus them" bullshit. Two delusional assholes on opposing sides of the argument. This is exactly what I'm talking about. If you want to use the actual science of evolutionary theory, then EVERYBODY originated from Africa, black or white. Why the fuck do you people think it's called "the cradle of civilization" for. That means that "your" earliest achievements are actually EVERYBODIES' earliest achievements. This is exactly why racism is such bullshit. As for Francesca, I can see what you're dealing with, but when all you do is fight bullshit with bullshit, you don't help a fucking thing. The truth of the matter is that "the white man" didn't introduce famine, or war into Africa, it has always existed in EVERY human civilization. All you do is put your own predjudices out there to combat some asshole who's just trying to piss people like you off, and how do you come off? Like an actual racist!
122. smatt584 - February 12, 2009 11:14 PM
...oh and xenophobic too. Did you even entertain the idea that the idiot you're spouting off to was from anywhere other than "America" (By the way, there are more than one; North, Central, and South). I'm assuming you meant the U.S. with all the Obama cracks. I don't suppose you think it was the U.S. that colonized and ruled over many African nations, (Until very recently might I add)? I believe the nation you're thinking of is Great Britain. And that bullshit war going on right now?perhaps you think Tony Blaire was away at the time? If I were to say something so stupid about any other country, I would be considered "just another U.S. asshole, but people can talk shit all they want about the citizens here. Hey, guess what? Every country does shit that the citizens don't like and every country has a stupid fucking easily mislead populace, just look at how easy Germans were led into mass genocide or hey, take a gander over at Palestine for a fucking second and tell me how perfect it has been there over the last few hundred years. Pull your biased head out of your ass and realize that you are no more enlightened than any of the more outwardly spoken assholes out there. Oh yeah, a fucking beacon of understanding you are.
123. alex - February 13, 2009 3:27 AM
I was going to rant about how horribly cheap and shallow all of you are .. and then I saw the website title .. I'm out of here.
124. francesca - February 13, 2009 3:56 AM
lol @123
lol @ smat i hope i don't sound as angry as you in my posts your anger is radiating through my computer screen.
about america i said i'm not african american and i don't care for the americans don't make me out the be a american basher because i'm not i'm only stating like other countries america is messed up too. too many times i read and hear alot of comments from countries mocking and saying derrogatory comments about others put isn't it time you took the log out of your own eye before you inspect the log in some1 elses.
as i've also said i know the opressors (i prefer to use that word as is incorporates the specific people who forcefully implemented their methods) came from UK too. i see you are only passionate when faced with a negative comment about white people if you were to use this same passion against those who are continually negative against black people this blog might not be saturated with purely idotic comments
im not racist i like everyone white black asian mixed race hispanic and anyone else i might have forgotten but i'm aware that when stating my opinion i probably do come across racist can't help it because i believe the opressors who you might not know were mainly white instigated SOME of the problems in africa. and you want to know how they can start war well if you enter a country and create boundaries and take sides that can rile people up, supply weapons and you can start a war. but that is a really simplified explanation that hasn't incorporated all the factors but basically its like the kid in school that whispers into a couple of ears and turns best friends into enemies.
i could go on but this essay is getting ridiculous,africa isn't innocent no country is but i'm sure if someone is to follow me with another idiotic comment about black people you will be silent then. won't you? who is the predujice person now??
125. Winmac - February 13, 2009 4:41 AM
Wow. The kid should live to tell his story. I sucked Salma's nipple
126. Nat - February 13, 2009 12:02 PM
"What a world! A Mexican PROVIDING welfare. Next thing you know you'll hear about a successful black-ruled African country. (Nah...just kiddin'...)"
Typical white person
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Well, considering raped enslaved black women from black-ruled and raped African countries gave up their breast milk to feed their Masters white children, Id think twice about trying to use your father's humor....Archie!
127. meee.. - February 13, 2009 1:17 PM
awwwww shes so nice. thats so kind of her to do. there needs to be more celebs like that. i mean seriously a hungry baby in a 3rd world country like that. how could you not help it? awwww this is so sweet
128. meee.. - February 13, 2009 1:17 PM
awwwww shes so nice. thats so kind of her to do. there needs to be more celebs like that. i mean seriously a hungry baby in a 3rd world country like that. how could you not help it? awwww this is so sweet
129. Smatt584 - February 13, 2009 5:28 PM
Well considering that I ignore blatant stupidity in favor of clueless, unassuming biases such as yours that go continuously unchecked (I mean who here doesn't know these offensive posts are flat-out ignorant and horrible to read, but you should probably understand by now that these assholes say that shit to get a rise out of people) as I probably won't come back to this post except to check for a reply, you haven't made any kind of argument regarding my being prejudiced. And you still just assumed all the racist comments on this post were from white, U.S. citizens. What, there isn't racism within any other racial group or country? You didn't consider it, you just assumed it. You may not think of it that way, but if you put yourself in my shoes and I sat here and wrote the same bullshit regarding your race and nationality just as everybody seems to do, you would be a tad bit pissed. It just seems that the more you write, the more you reveal how deeply-seeded your own predijices are and rather than understand why I would be upset at your comments, you try to turn it around without any logical basis to do so. What does that tell you about yourself? Probably nothing, you just go about your day thinking that just because you stood up for Africa and don't use racial slurs that youre not predujiced. That is much more frustrating than blatant stupidity to me, blind prejdice.
130. momo - February 13, 2009 9:27 PM
that's beautiful ... good on her ... I'd do it
131. Artemisa 55 - February 14, 2009 10:44 AM
Bravo mi hermana! solo una mujer Mexicana y bella no tan solo fisicamente pero Espiritualmente haria algo tan humano como tu lo haces Salma...eres un verdadero ejemplo a seguir!! Disregard the extremely ignorant comments of certain imbeciles so shallow...Viva La Salma!!
132. francesca - February 15, 2009 6:07 PM
@ SMAT im here to check for replies too i guess we are both sad in that respect now regarding what you said...i'm well aware that these people like bootlips say this stuff to get a rise out of people and if you are okay to keep silent that is you i on the otherhand will express my opinion. imagine that ey! expressing an opinion on a blog site!
im also well aware that there is racism in every race against every race but i'm here to talk about the racism displayed here and it is genreally against the blacks whether you admit or not. if you want me to talk about the racism against whites i'd be glad to do on a comment page where they are being racially opressed. yeah that's right on this blog site i couldn't find one either.
my input on this site had been defending africa you might not like my methods or respect the truth within my comments but we all can't sit on our thumbs and read the idiotic comments posted here and remain mute can we? you might not like to think that some of the white poeple in the past did wrong against african people, but they did. not all white people and not not all white people are to blame but without their presence alot of things would be different in africa for better and worse.
133. kiko - February 19, 2009 9:21 PM
why would we want them to survive? to have more starving kids and spread AIDS? i mean come on. let the kid die. he is a waste of resources.
134. Alameen - August 11, 2009 2:48 PM
salma u are the best ever,i wish i could have a small chat with you
135. Larry - October 17, 2009 4:14 PM
This lady is amazing. Her body is perfect. Her face is gorgeous and her voice is sexy as hell. Love her.
136. amjad - October 25, 2009 7:30 PM
what afantastic Salma ,i have no exact words to express but at least ,you r really ,pretty,briliant ,in short u r perfect hope chat with u one day i love you toooooooooooo threeeeee fouooooor much