Feb 2 2009Rebecca Romjin is a witch. There's no other explanation.

Rebecca Romjin gave birth to twins over the holiday, and you wouldn't even know it looking at these pics from this morning. Even more astonishing? She's married to Jerry O'Connell. I'm pretty sure Rebecca Romjin just defied all laws of logic and reason as we know them. And for her next trick, she'll give me her number!

Damn, I thought if I said that out loud it would come true. Awkward. - - MAKE LOVE TO ME IN A CANOE!

Sonofabitch...

Photos: Fame

Comments (44)

Reader Comments

1. Kay - February 2, 2009 4:29 PM

First

2. D W - February 2, 2009 4:29 PM

first!

3. Run n Gun - February 2, 2009 4:31 PM

Wait???

What's this???

She's exercising? But I thought it wasn't a women's fault if they gained 60 pounds?

She must not love herself,,,,yes,,,that's it....

4. Sportsdvl - February 2, 2009 4:32 PM

I think Jerry O'Connell is the witch. How he got her to marry him is the real "magic" here. He's a douche bag and she's a freakin' ex-super model!

5. Jrz - February 2, 2009 4:32 PM

She's a something.....I don't know what....something with big fish lipsh like thish (makes fish mouth face)
Meh...it pays to have a day nanny, a night nanny, a cook and a personal trainer after you have a baby.

6. Cow and Prou(d) - February 2, 2009 4:33 PM

When will she learn? Getting healthy means GETTING FAT. Real women have curves. Curvy guts and gunts. Get real, Rebecca.

7. Jessica Simpson - February 2, 2009 4:35 PM

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. OJ's Mom - February 2, 2009 4:37 PM

I'd
Hit
That
With
Obama's
Black
Dick.

9. Oprah fan - February 2, 2009 4:38 PM

How dare she have self-discipline!!!

10. O.J's Mom - February 2, 2009 4:40 PM

I'd
Hit
That
With
The
White
Part
(first 1 1/2 inches)
Of
Obama's
Dick.

11. feminist - February 2, 2009 4:50 PM

My god, she's become anorexic! A healthy woman's body is rectangular with a nice tire around the middle (like Jessica's).

12. cheekemunkey - February 2, 2009 4:55 PM

Pfffftttt... Yeah. Big surprise. Plastic surgery anyone?

13. Jimmy Jim - February 2, 2009 4:55 PM

geez everyones sarcasm is making me want to eat, but thats ok, because its ok to look different than wats on magazine covers...right...right???

but in all seriousness, I was a big fan of sliders when i was a kid, so Jerry O'connell doesn't annoy me like he does so many jealous basement bloggers.

14. Rachel - February 2, 2009 4:58 PM

If she keeps this up, her upper arms won't even flap when she moves. I hope somebody explains to her that by doing this she's KILLING YOUNG GIRLS WITH EATING DISORDERS. It's a true Holocaust. Seriously. I'm not exaggerating.

15. Jupiter Girl - February 2, 2009 5:09 PM

WOW! Now that's bouncing back after having been pregnant. What A Stunner :)

16. spamfighter - February 2, 2009 5:25 PM

14: really? where are the 10 million corpses?

Anywa, she seems to be sporting the world's largest camel toe

17. testing - February 2, 2009 5:26 PM

she is like 5'10 and slim/athletic naturally it isnt really surprising that she would be able to get back in shape, but after twins way impressive

18. no - February 2, 2009 5:47 PM

Thats beacause its perfectly common to keep your normal figure after childbirth. Why wouldn't you? If you eat right nothing really changes 'cept for maybe some stretch marks. But stretch marks are just pregnancy battle scars : )

19. Guest - February 2, 2009 5:47 PM

dayyum! I dunno
who she is, but congrats
to her!! And twins are
pretty cool. I wish I was
a twin :)
xoxo

20. sarah - February 2, 2009 6:08 PM

when did she get her lips done?

21. authorego - February 2, 2009 6:23 PM

If she had two fake leopard skin belts around her middle and her mouth wide open, I wouldn't be able to tell her and Jessica Simpson apart.

Fish does not want to take that witch out over the water, she will float, he won't.

22. duh - February 2, 2009 6:33 PM

Jessica's half as tall and twice as fat.

23. Mark - February 2, 2009 7:28 PM

Corset.

24. sophie - February 2, 2009 7:47 PM

no wedding ring???

25. kate - February 2, 2009 7:54 PM

She is really very hot on the ***sugardaddyconnect. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes

26. lisa simpson - February 2, 2009 8:03 PM

excuse me? what holiday...

27. lisa simpson - February 2, 2009 8:03 PM

excuse me? what holiday...

28. Kurt Rambis - February 2, 2009 8:35 PM

I love that if you look close enough, you can see nipple on the first pic! Right through her workout top!! I love them boobies!!

29. PostmortemG - February 2, 2009 9:00 PM

This lady has always been hot.

30. lola - February 2, 2009 9:21 PM

Your hips change shape (protrude more) after a kid and the abdomen can be larger, but you do not get fatter from having a kid. That is from overeating Y'All

31. coops - February 2, 2009 9:36 PM

#30 don't forget the fun bags as well. Wow can you say MA MA suckle suckle.

32. mimi - February 2, 2009 9:55 PM

Listen team, I've had more kids than I am willing admit and I always gained about 5 lbs. permanently after each one. And subsequently each new father was that much uglier afterwards. Looks aren't everything though. Now I go after older guys and thank God for Viagra!

33. SIN - February 2, 2009 10:38 PM

She sure is rockin with those preggo titties. We could all eat for a week off of those babies.

34. gerard Vandenberg - February 2, 2009 10:44 PM

This witch is BACK in BLACK, folks?

35. cat - February 2, 2009 11:51 PM

she is an inspiration. so hot!

36. Delgo - February 3, 2009 12:07 AM

Nice thus (t9)

37. Mal - February 3, 2009 1:24 AM

#30 you don't know shit. You're supposed to gain about 20 pounds for a healthy pregnancy, and only half of that is baby weight. Yes, you do gain weight when pregnant, then you should drop it afterwards. So yes, you DO and SHOULD gain weight, you're just not supposed to KEEP it. But it's true that your hips permanently expand a bit (provided you don't get a c-section).

38. STINK - February 3, 2009 6:48 AM

If she's a witch she can touch my dowsing rod any time

39. haha - February 3, 2009 7:43 AM

she's hot, oh and it's Romijn

40. Turd Ferguson - February 3, 2009 11:12 AM

She's rich!
Its not "impressive" at all.

She can afford to pay nannies to watch the kids while she works out with personal trainers 8 hours a day and go for her little walks.

Hell, I was unemployed for a few months and did nothing but mountain bike. I lost 10 lbs the first month. Its not hard.

Uhhhh...but now I'm working and Im a fat lard again!
Where's my bag of Doritos(tm)???

41. evan - February 3, 2009 12:16 PM

First

42. millimeter tweeter - February 3, 2009 2:44 PM