Feb 18 2009Paris Hilton survived another year
Paris Hilton celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday in New York City where she's attending the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. To absolutely no one's surprise, she spent the day acting like a rude, vapid attention whore with a misplaced sense of entitlement. Whee! NY Daily News reports:
The Hiltons then multitasked via BlackBerry, Googling and demanding free dresses while the show was underway. Nicky even e-mailed one poor staffer to say that none of the bags of free things sent to their hotel room "worked" for her, and she'd be needing more.
Later, at the Alice Olivia show, Paris got personal with fellow guests, saying she's "just friends" with "Hills" star Doug Reinhardt and debunking the rumor they've been dating. She then shared she's been in the studio "working on my second album. It's going to be fierce."
Finally, at her birthday dinner, Paris treated the main floor of Butter as if it were a runway, vamping back and forth before heading downstairs to dance on a banquette.
To commemorate this occasion, I included Paris' freestyle rapping on Snoop Dogg's Dogg After Dark after the jump. And by commemorate I mean increased her chances of being targeted in a drive-by shooting. Happy Birthday!

Reader Comments
1. Repentant Sinner - February 18, 2009 11:26 AM
FIRST?!?!
2. Goddess mimi - February 18, 2009 11:26 AM
God's favorite does it again!
FIRST!
3. Panthro - February 18, 2009 11:27 AM
yea you're first.... blow me!
4. Repentant Sinner - February 18, 2009 11:29 AM
Repentant Sinner likes where this is headed
5. Deacon Jones - February 18, 2009 11:29 AM
We should do this country a favor and airdrop them into the middle of Iran.
6. Panthro - February 18, 2009 11:30 AM
deja vu, sinner
7. RichPort's Ghost - February 18, 2009 11:30 AM
I just wish she'd start dating Chris Brown.
8. Goddess mimi - February 18, 2009 11:31 AM
Repenant Sinner why don't you get a life? Asshole.
9. Mimi's failure to be first - February 18, 2009 11:33 AM
that's it... that's all i got
10. Inhuman - February 18, 2009 11:34 AM
The only thing worth looking at in these photos is Nigel Barker. Woof
11. Inhuman - February 18, 2009 11:34 AM
The only thing worth looking at in these photos is Nigel Barker. Woof
12. Kelley - February 18, 2009 11:36 AM
Someone !! Please shove that fucking Blackberry that grows out of her hand up her ass, take her out back and shoot her ... useless twit. I think Nicky actually has a few brain cells, not so for her sister.
13. blah! - February 18, 2009 11:41 AM
those are some old-looking armpits
disgusting*
and hey! now it all makes sence.... nikki was the douch in sunglasses between filty paris and over-maked-up kim
nasty world... nasty
14. foghat - February 18, 2009 11:44 AM
her clitoris, however, did not
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15. Mr. LOL - February 18, 2009 11:52 AM
So I heard Paris Hilton was looking for a best friend. I would be her best friend, yea, if she paid me!
LOL!
16. Bickus Dickus - February 18, 2009 12:00 PM
If Biraq Oboombox would have a "Stimulus" package where anyone who wanted to could throw a rock at Paris Hilton for $10, while tied at arm's length to a post in a city square, I bet they'd come up with close to $1 trillion. At least then Paris could "give back".....
17. Ali Knievel - February 18, 2009 12:05 PM
That video with her and snoop is so bizarre.
18. Jeezy - February 18, 2009 12:08 PM
DO NOT WANT.
19. GAPED YOUR MOM. - February 18, 2009 12:15 PM
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20. jrz - February 18, 2009 12:23 PM
Is that someone with their face in their hand? If so, fucking awesome. It's like, a bazillion times cooler than the Shroud of Turin.
Anyway...she said her new album was gonna be fierce.
21. Pathetic Worm - February 18, 2009 12:33 PM
Paris would make ideal bait for a dog-fighting ring. I'd pay to watch that shit "fo' shizzle" (whatever the fuck THAT means).
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23. Janey - February 18, 2009 12:46 PM
Nice. You're obviously fucking retarded and have way too much time on your hands.
24. Massa' - February 18, 2009 12:48 PM
#27 "fo-shizzle" doesn't mean anything. It's part of a number of random grunts that the ape makes in an attempt to communicate. The negro ape is lacking the intelligence to pronounce syllables in any congruant manner, so this is their accepted form of communication, which even they don't understand. But a few apes, with the help of guilty white liberals, got this form of communication to be federally funded, calling it "ebonix"...which I'm sure some genuis got from putting together "Ebony" magazine and "hooked on phonix" tapes that actually helps other races to communicate effectively.
25. n - February 18, 2009 12:52 PM
waste.
26. CaptainMorgan - February 18, 2009 12:58 PM
Paris is a waste of space and electricity being on this site. Her sister is WAY better looking...and probably not as itchy.
27. feckless - February 18, 2009 12:58 PM
Oh Yeah. Snoop got "lucky" last night. I wish he'd remake the video about having sex, smoke some more dope, have some more sex with Paris Hilton.
28. boo - February 18, 2009 1:54 PM
God, what a world when rich vapid cunts get stuff for free and then have the nerve to demand more.
29. Racer X - February 18, 2009 1:55 PM
FAIL.
30. Santos - February 18, 2009 2:08 PM
#7 - You're a racist shitbag.
31. wtf? - February 18, 2009 2:17 PM
How does wishing Paris Hilton would date Chris Brown make RichPort's Ghost a Racist? If anything it makes him pro-domestic violence. And in the case of Ms. Hilton I support that as well.
32. RichPort's Vaginal Drip - February 18, 2009 2:37 PM
I gotta side with RichPort on this, even though he's a douche who has a mangina....
33. Big DEAL - February 18, 2009 2:59 PM
They say.."Only the GOOD..Die Young".
Sorry Paris..Too bad..HERPES isn't Lethal.
34. RichPort's Ghost - February 18, 2009 3:04 PM
#30 - How was that racist, you fucking greaser..?
35. hildon - February 18, 2009 3:06 PM
I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ^^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M^^^ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.
36. Jrz - February 18, 2009 3:30 PM
Rich a racist? For that comment? That's fucked up. Mysoginist, yeah, but racist? NO!
37. moo - February 18, 2009 3:46 PM
where's a crazy chimpanzee when you need one?
38. RichPort's Ghost - February 18, 2009 4:05 PM
#37 - Crazy chimpanzee??? That's racialist!!
39. el ces - February 18, 2009 4:08 PM
It's her party, let her cry if she wants to.
40. So Right - February 18, 2009 4:27 PM
Nicky Hilton is the worst dresser and has bad hair!
41. Darth - February 18, 2009 4:44 PM
For sure Snoop dogg has chosen for the Dark Side and luckily Paris Hilton didn't sing 'Stars are blind'.I've just got my eardrums fixed.
42. lola - February 18, 2009 4:58 PM
That orangutan thing is horrible and racist, but HILARIOUS as hell!
43. Lowlands - February 18, 2009 5:07 PM
Nicky Hilton has grown up i see,she doesn't have a bracelet anymore? She looks more mature.What a Pac-Man game on a cellphone can do.
44. Organized Mess - February 18, 2009 5:07 PM
Santos get a grip. You call out RichPort's Ghost but not that jackass #22 and # 16 (if it's not the same person). Seriously, that's fucked up. Oh and I think #37 was referring to the crazy chimp that bit a woman's face off the other day in Florida.
45. AmberDextrose - February 18, 2009 5:35 PM
I was going to mention something else entirely until I noticed the sponsored links at the top of the page...
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46. allaak - February 18, 2009 6:25 PM
For fuck's sake this is SO embarrassing! Have they no shame?
47. allaak - February 18, 2009 6:25 PM
For fuck's sake this is SO embarrassing! Have they no shame?
48. allaak - February 18, 2009 6:25 PM
For fuck's sake this is SO embarrassing! Have they no shame?
49. natey - February 18, 2009 6:51 PM
I'm not sure about that!! All my hot and sincere friends on '" ___Agelessmate.com___ " are talking about this!! BTW, it's the place where hot cougars and sexy young men;and handsome old folks with sensual chicks meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out!LOL
50. true confessions - February 18, 2009 7:52 PM
...just returned to the computer after rubbing one off (actually it was 6-- sometimes it's nice to be a chick...). And thanks Nigel, for being the inspiration for that. *smiles blissfully*
51. OMG! - February 18, 2009 8:16 PM
Paris' face is just so ugly....
52. OMG! - February 18, 2009 8:16 PM
Paris' face is just so ugly....
53. OMG! - February 18, 2009 8:16 PM
Paris' face is just so ugly....
54. Tom K - February 18, 2009 9:13 PM
Just another example of an ugly, no talent, blonde American whore that the American public made famous, now they are tired of seeing her. America creates these monsters and then they get mad when they don't go away. Someone needs to introduce her to Chris Brown or OJ Simpson.
55. sirap notlih - February 18, 2009 11:16 PM
Nicki looks nice. The No. 2 pencil not so much.
56. BRANDON M. WITTE - February 18, 2009 11:44 PM
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.
PARIS HILTON'S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON'S "SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA" STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
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57. FOR MORE INFORMATION ON PARIS HILTON'S FEDERAL CRIMES: - February 18, 2009 11:52 PM
GOOGLE HER NAME WITH THE NAME: BRANDON M. WITTE.
ALSO, GOOGLE HER FATHER'S NAME (RICK HILTON) WITH THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE.
AND ALSO GOOGLE THE NAME NICKY HILTON WITH THE NAME BRANDON M. WITTE.
ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON THE PART OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON MADE BY ME (BRANDON M. WITTE) GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THE WICKED, WICKED, WICKED CRIMINALS PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
58. BRANDON M. WITTE - February 19, 2009 12:03 AM
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59. devilsrain - February 19, 2009 12:48 AM
no.2 you FAIL worse than Paris' vagina. Now go kill yourself
60. Skinny Bitch - February 19, 2009 12:55 AM
:::::: Paris is the OG Skinny bitch ::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com
61. lucy - February 19, 2009 1:22 AM
Ladies all like to join _____Millionaire Romances com_____. I really do not know why? Just cuz many wealthy men and celebrities there? or the men there are all handsome?
62. marie e. - February 19, 2009 1:27 AM
Nicky Hilton is sooo ugly...look at those nostrils..yuck!
63. Caminador - February 19, 2009 1:41 AM
I can't believe neither of these two haven't been murdered. Why? What the fuck? People kill other people all the time, why can't it be them? I'm frustrated.
64. Donkey Dong - February 19, 2009 9:32 AM
Well since we seem to have a shortage of trolls on this post, some of you may have missed their poetic posts. Let me see if I can recreate their magic:
"Wow. She si so beatiful. It is ssaid she is on BlondeVapidWhores.html and looking for so much lovee."
65. AteIsEnough - February 19, 2009 9:48 AM
I hope she isn't in the will, she doesn't deserve fortune.
66. Danklin24 - February 19, 2009 11:36 AM
Those are some large sunglasses. I'm talkin droolin and pissing on yourself, helmet wearing, special education retardedly large.
67. Danklin2424 - February 19, 2009 11:38 AM
and as for the freestyling, i've had endoscopies that were less painful.
68. Thunderbirds are go - February 19, 2009 11:54 AM
Hey Paris. Brain called. He want's his glasses back.
69. Exterminator - February 19, 2009 7:12 PM
Possibly the worst human being of all time... (With certain exceptions)
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html
70. richdating - February 20, 2009 9:51 AM
A man posted a story about her at ^^^C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M^^^forum, he said he was her boy friend many years ago when both ofthem were young, the most important is: He was her first man!! I am stuned!!!
71. Bobby Corwen - July 31, 2009 11:10 PM
I believe Nicole and Paris Hilton are both exceptionally attractive.
But...Hilton Freestyling...STFUNGTFO.
I wanted to suffocate myself with a plastic bag. It would've been so hilarious, if she practiced the night before and had a last minute study on her lines. x'D
72. BRANDON M. WITTE - September 19, 2009 11:13 AM
PARIS HILTON HAS FORCE FED ME 17 POUNDS OF RAW BACON AFTER KIDNAPPING ME. I NOW CRAVE RAW FLESH EVERYWHERE I GO. I ALSO DROOL CONSTANTLY DUE TO THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS USED BY PARIS HILTON AND HER EVIL PR YAKUZA TEAM. FINALLY, IF YOU FLUSH A TOILET WHILE USING A LAPTOP COMPUTER IN THE BATHROOM, ALL GOOGLE SEARCHES OF PARIS HILTON COME UP WITH THE NAME "LUCIFER". THIS IS PROOF SHE IS EVIL.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33