Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan attended the Grammys last night which makes absolutely no sense. That's like inviting O.J. Simpson to a Nicole Brown celebration ceremony, but obviously way worse because these two got paid to murder their victim, music. Next stop: My eyes.
EDIT: Hayden Panettiere, if you're reading this, you may want to get tested. Today.
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Reader Comments
1. syd - February 9, 2009 10:42 AM
1st?
if not: oh well, i tried.
2. syd - February 9, 2009 10:44 AM
also, which retard invited PARIS HILTON to anything music-related? douches.
3. SB - February 9, 2009 10:44 AM
1st. Brooke looks maddd old and weathered. Like her mother.
4. danielle - February 9, 2009 10:44 AM
*crickets*
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Shouldn't these rejects be at a Crabs convention?? Or traveling around third world countries on a "This is What An STD Looks Like..." tour??
5. SB - February 9, 2009 10:45 AM
and Paris looks good i think. despite being a complete joke.
6. Brooke's face - February 9, 2009 10:46 AM
What the hell is going on with it?
7. A Woman - February 9, 2009 10:47 AM
That bizarre dress makes her thighs look huge!
8. britney's weave - February 9, 2009 10:49 AM
my god, brooke hogan looks more like a man every time i see her. check out that face in the last pic. jesus...
9. ishi-san - February 9, 2009 10:53 AM
Paris has bizarrely huge hands! (pic #7)
10. Brian Gerardi - February 9, 2009 10:55 AM
Did anyone notice that she is wearing a Kabbalah bracelet?
11. Brian Gerardi - February 9, 2009 10:56 AM
Did anyone notice that she is wearing a Kabbalah bracelet?
12. Brian Gerardi - February 9, 2009 10:56 AM
Did anyone notice that she is wearing a Kabbalah bracelet?
13. schadenfreudelicious - February 9, 2009 10:58 AM
Jazuz..Brooke looks like a 40yr old Tranny....or one of the OC Housewives....both actually.....
14. so stupid - February 9, 2009 11:03 AM
So stupid. You know how many awesome and talented musicians are out there. But because Paris has tons of money and paid her way into becoming a supposed "artist" she gets to look like somebody who knows something. What a joke.
On that note, I have a thing against strictly performers winning over songer/wongwriters, regardless of whether they are solo or band. And what the hell is with Kid Rock being nominated for best album? Did it sell tons last year just because of that sweet home alabama sampled song? that dude is so 8 years ago. There's a ot more talent out there than some rehashed shit liek that.
15. ~*Adrienne*~ - February 9, 2009 11:04 AM
God, look at paris's freaking arms and face...she has a long nose that points downward and she tries to make her arms look as if there "in shape", but there just sticks. And i bet you at the end of the night her tits are gonna hurt so damn bad because how much there forced up and out and of her damn dress. GET A FUCKIN FACE TRANSPLANT! i cant believe a few years ago 16 year olds fawned over this disgusting piece of shit
now on to brooke: this 60 year old needs to die already...
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17. Suey - February 9, 2009 11:08 AM
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18. ishi-san - February 9, 2009 11:09 AM
@ 10 - 12: No. Who? and what does that look like? It takes one to see one.
19. mamamiasweetpeaches - February 9, 2009 11:19 AM
God does she look ridiculous in that dress. Well, you know...more so than usual.
The Brooke Hogan dress is actually pretty cool.
20. ishi-san - February 9, 2009 11:21 AM
@ 17: Where?
21. Tom - February 9, 2009 11:21 AM
Brooke is wearing one. The thin red bracelet on her left wrist. That's a Kabbalah bracelet
22. DON COLONIC - February 9, 2009 11:25 AM
Brooke Hogan is a fucking sasquatch, and Paris looks like Big Bird.
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23. Jupiter Girl - February 9, 2009 11:28 AM
I dislike both of these women, BUT I love their dresses! ;)
24. ishi-san - February 9, 2009 11:30 AM
@ 21: Do you think she knows? *lol ;)
25. clx - February 9, 2009 11:36 AM
I hate Paris.
26. todders - February 9, 2009 11:36 AM
Paris Hilton's looking a little skinny (-er than usual.)
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27. sid - February 9, 2009 11:37 AM
paris is looking kinda old.... i mean its like seeing a 30 year old woman in a baby doll dress
but you have to admit the dress is very pretty..
ps, i love how the boob padding is sticking out from under her dress
28. Romo - February 9, 2009 11:38 AM
Its Paris and Jessica Simpson! Get your facts straight...
29. Bickus Dickus - February 9, 2009 11:40 AM
why is Malcolm in the Middle in the one picture?
30. jrz - February 9, 2009 11:44 AM
My God! DUH! Paris is a singer!!! Remember???!!!!!
31. Soul Free - February 9, 2009 11:48 AM
That would suck to look like Brooke.
32. Sport - February 9, 2009 12:05 PM
Man hands. Both of them. Ewww.
33. TJ - February 9, 2009 12:12 PM
Yeah, Bollea looks hideous, and her breasts have grown suddenly.
The Grammys are garbage, so they invite garbage to get more attention from the media. Absolutely no talent, except for maybe a wet vagina between them.
34. Provocative Girl - February 9, 2009 12:16 PM
neither of them should have been at the grammys in the first place.
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35. Provocative Girl - February 9, 2009 12:17 PM
they shouldn't have been at the grammys in the first place.
36. 10pound - February 9, 2009 12:18 PM
They both look like a shit I took this morning
37. hollywood_hillbilly - February 9, 2009 12:18 PM
Paris looks good with a bit of meat on her legs.
38. siobie - February 9, 2009 12:18 PM
brooke's dress is horrendous, did she rip it herself?? paris looks alright when she is smiling and not pouting like a loser
39. siobie - February 9, 2009 12:18 PM
brooke's dress is horrendous, did she rip it herself?? paris looks alright when she is smiling and not pouting like a loser
40. jlylec - February 9, 2009 12:25 PM
oh my god i'd fuck the shit out of paris. for reals.
41. Exterminator - February 9, 2009 12:42 PM
Possibly the worst human being of all time... (With certain exceptions)
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html
42. RichPort's Ghost - February 9, 2009 12:47 PM
And this, folks, is why America is disliked the world over.
43. Goof - February 9, 2009 1:19 PM
I love how her push-up pad is sticking out under her left boob. CLASSY PARIS....CLASSY!
44. Drunkman - February 9, 2009 1:28 PM
Look at her arms in pics 2 & 3. Looks like a skeleton's...
45. Where's Darkwing Duck? - February 9, 2009 1:42 PM
Damn, Brooke's tits are huge! Someone get a bag to put over her head.....Ahhh much better, carry on don't mind me.
46. Holyfuck - February 9, 2009 1:48 PM
Broke Hogan's mug is downright ghastly looking. She gets more hiddeous by the day. Holy shit.
47. Jennyjenjen - February 9, 2009 1:48 PM
@8 She looks just like her mother in the last pic!
48. riz - February 9, 2009 2:00 PM
what the fuck happened to brooke hogan.
she wa snever attractive in the first place but she looks like she's 60 years old in these pics. something is seriously off with her face.
49. Blah Girls! - February 9, 2009 2:16 PM
Oh Paris, you never disappoint.
50. p0nk - February 9, 2009 2:17 PM
it was supposed to be the Tranny Invitations but they heard it wrong and showed up at the wrong place.
51. Jennyjenjen - February 9, 2009 2:28 PM
@50 I agree, something's off. I think her dad made her get the same nose job her mom had.. so when he has his late nite sessions with Brooke he can feel like he is back with Linda when she was in her "prime".. gross.
52. sorry - February 9, 2009 2:28 PM
I meant 48.. not 50..
53. jojo - February 9, 2009 3:29 PM
Brook looks like a man
54. lola - February 9, 2009 3:30 PM
Paris looks great compared to Brooke Hogan, but Brooke Hogan would be a fuck of a lot more interesting to hang out with
55. mama - February 9, 2009 3:58 PM
Brooke Hogan is disgusting! Like her sister Nick, nasty!!!
56. DeezNutz - February 9, 2009 4:05 PM
Paris has giant hands so she can handle my giant cock! I'd beat that pussy up like it was Rihanna and my dick was Chris Brown.
57. PostmortemG - February 9, 2009 4:09 PM
"Paris has bizarrely huge hands! (pic #7)"
Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
"Absolutely no talent, except for maybe a wet vagina between them."
I couldn't have put it better.
58. James - February 9, 2009 5:00 PM
Why is Brooke Hogan orange?
She looks like an Oompa-loompa.
59. she dosen't deserves to be there - February 9, 2009 5:13 PM
look at how happy paris is to be there
it makes me sick
60. wet newspaper - February 9, 2009 5:43 PM
That is a gorgeous dress Paris is wearing.
61. foraz - February 9, 2009 5:51 PM
They got invited 'cause it's the grammys so nobody gives two shits.
62. William Gopie - February 9, 2009 6:19 PM
love the dress rich bee yotch
63. kate - February 9, 2009 7:59 PM
Her dress is wonderful! like alwayzzzzzzzz!!!She's always so fierce, i love her. It's reported from NewY0rk times that She created an account at ****sugarmingle. c om*** to meet a sexy and strong boy in a coffee shop last week.
64. Put it on the D List - February 9, 2009 8:10 PM
yeah...these two totally deserve to be on the D List...Oh how the mighty have fallen. I'll write about them next week. thanks for posting these up.
65. 1moreidiotintheworld - February 9, 2009 8:53 PM
The 2 finalists for "Whore of the Century" award????????
66. auntmarie - February 9, 2009 9:58 PM
Brooke hogan has spray tan and Paris's dress don't match. WTF purple?
67. sin - February 9, 2009 11:13 PM
You sure thats Brooke and not her mom, Linda? Bag it it tag it.
As for Paris, That disease ridden, no talent, c level porn star was invited to let her know what real singers look like.
68. timmy the dying boy - February 9, 2009 11:23 PM
That's not Brooke, it's the Hulkster himself in a dress and a wig. He didn't get a very close shave for this, though.
As for Paris, CHICKEN LEGS!! And who's the gnome groping her?
69. gerard Vandenberg - February 9, 2009 11:33 PM
My day started just fine but after seeing "BIGFOOT"-paris 'the party has been abruptly ended, folks!!
70. friendlyfires - February 10, 2009 2:10 AM
I wonder what would happen if the media ignored Paris Hilton for twenty four months? Would the sun shine brighter, would the air seem cleaner, would raindrops feel more refreshing, would heroin feel more like a funny squiggly gushy dream than a nightmarish sluggish devotion to death?
Let's try, shall we?
Ignore Paris Hilton ... today ... right now ... everybody.
71. Lindsay - February 10, 2009 4:37 AM
In pic 3 are her obvious man hands.
72. Narcissist - February 10, 2009 7:10 AM
I bet the back of Brooke's dress looks ridiculous. Looks like a 12 year old designed that.
She should do the Atomic Leg Drop on Paris, then Paris could stomp Brooke with her Sasquatch of Beverly Hills high heeled snow shoes.
73. none - February 10, 2009 10:01 AM
lmao @ #70
I'm totally in.
74. Penis - February 10, 2009 1:34 PM
Wow! Paris looks absolutely gorgeous in that outfit. You fags are really missing out.
I'm erect.
75. Bigo - February 10, 2009 4:02 PM
They also invited that ugly chick Bai Ling
76. sin - February 11, 2009 6:04 AM
I surfed some other sites and what has happened to Brooke? She had a nice fit body and always had a manly face. But lately it has gone from manly to old, wither man face. Body is still nice. You just have to remember her bloodline. Big people. She is tall and muscular but toned. Just cover that face.
She is a poster child for corrective plastic surgury.
Paris is a poster child for full term abortions.