Feb 26 2009Pamela Anderson would've been handy during WWII
Pamela Anderson spent yesterday in the company of German TV personality Marcus Prinz von Anhalt. While I was initially hesitant about Pam handling international affairs, fortunately the Germans don't have a word for hepatitis. Which explains how she was able to obtain the location of Hitler's magical third testicle. U-S-A!

Reader Comments
1. Schultz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - February 26, 2009 4:20 PM
I'll be the FIRST to put all you worthless cunts in the ovens!
2. Bibleguy - February 26, 2009 4:21 PM
God loved the world so much he sent his most excellent son so that if you believe in him you don't have to die, but live forever in Heaven!
This is the BEST offer you will EVER receive!
3. Bibleguy - February 26, 2009 4:21 PM
God loved the world so much he sent his most excellent son so that if you believe in him you don't have to die, but live forever in Heaven!
This is the BEST offer you will EVER receive!
4. Schultz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - February 26, 2009 4:23 PM
Please forgive me for my sins, dear Lord!
5. nastyjay - February 26, 2009 4:23 PM
what happened to his cheek? tryin to motorboat those plastic mammaries i suppose
6. Ouch! Wits! - February 26, 2009 4:24 PM
The Germans have a single word that applies to any type of disease: jew.
7. kingofbeer - February 26, 2009 4:27 PM
I like how she adjusted for the camera and gave us some nip. thanks Pam!
8. Beth - February 26, 2009 4:29 PM
White seat - that was smart. Discharge shows most clearly on a black leather seat.
9. Darth - February 26, 2009 4:32 PM
Hello ♪♪,Lowlands is always keeping his promise.He has sent you an email.Though he doesn't understand if it's a com. or com? The mail got sent anyway:)
10. Bill - February 26, 2009 4:37 PM
Hitler only had 1 testicle, jerk!
11. Marcus Prinz von Anhalt - February 26, 2009 4:37 PM
"Please welcome my special guest, Pamela Anderson...I am so full of anticipation that my genitals have sucked up into my body cavity. Pamela Anderson, you are beautiful and angular…and if you were a gas, you’d be inert. Before we begin, would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe mein affe-mienke!"
12. Bill - February 26, 2009 4:38 PM
Hitler only had 1 testicle, jerk!
13. Valerie - February 26, 2009 4:46 PM
Jesus freaks and antisemitism. Fucking beautiful *rolls eyes, kicks rocks*
14. havoc - February 26, 2009 4:55 PM
I don't care what anyone says. Those tits would provide hours of entertainment.....
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15. hata - February 26, 2009 4:58 PM
Prinz von Anhalt means something like prince of the service industry
16. Guy - February 26, 2009 5:03 PM
Check out her elbow in pic 3 :)
17. Kelley - February 26, 2009 5:08 PM
Did she actually wear a dark-coloured bra under an off-white dress ? Bad !! Those plastic tits are comical.
18. Deacon Jones - February 26, 2009 5:09 PM
Agreed havoc.
Especially after I mount them on my living room wall.
19. p0nk - February 26, 2009 5:25 PM
i'm fairly certain that using Pammy in WWII would have been against a Geneva convention.
20. gross official - February 26, 2009 5:40 PM
I'm glad to see that she is mastering the art of keeping her hair and sunglasses covering her fugly old face at all times.
She is officially gross.
21. Darth - February 26, 2009 5:41 PM
Pamela anderson:Mata Hari 3000
22. kbro - February 26, 2009 5:48 PM
whatever this Prinz von Anhalt dude claims to be, he is not a german tv personality. david hasselhoff, yes. we love him in krautland. I've never heard of the Prinz von Anhalt. or is he a tv personality in the USA?
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24. Blah - February 26, 2009 6:40 PM
She disgusts me. You would think by now she would have a little more class, at least for her son's sake. I just want to go up to her and wipe one of her fake ass, drawn on eyebrows right off! She sooo isn't attractive anymore. Sleazy skank.
25. bral - February 26, 2009 6:45 PM
She is still has a great body, although used to be better:
http://www.actressscene.com/search/label/Pamela%20Anderson
26. dugger - February 26, 2009 6:54 PM
Is is normal to keep the nipples out of the demi bra? I figured most women would tuck them in. Anyone know? Just asking.
27. sidpie - February 26, 2009 8:01 PM
German TV personality ???? Niemals, der ist ein totaler Volltrottel mit einem gekauften Adelstitel, aber keine TV Persönlichkeit. Eher ein kloppie ^^
28. Canada - February 26, 2009 9:00 PM
Pam is CANADIAN!!!
29. Canada - February 26, 2009 9:01 PM
Pam is CANADIAN!!!
30. Kelly - February 26, 2009 9:04 PM
Would have been handy during WWII? Isn't biological warfare prohibited by the Geneva Convention?
31. NotSocialist - February 26, 2009 9:42 PM
She's Canadian Moron.... Go Canada!
32. NotSocialist - February 26, 2009 9:42 PM
She's Canadian Moron.... Go Canada!
33. lola - February 26, 2009 9:58 PM
She is important enough to be posted on a website and she is makin' her money so I won't call her "stupid" if she does it intentionally
34. Ummm...yeah... - February 26, 2009 11:20 PM
She's a slut...a diseased slut.
35. Groucho - February 26, 2009 11:30 PM
Can ANYONE in America talk about Germany without mentioning WW2/Hitler? It's getting a little old.
36. daunte - February 26, 2009 11:48 PM
She is so over the hill it is scarry. She is a has been who will use every chance she has to get her picture taken. She is no longer relevant.
37. gerard Vandenberg - February 26, 2009 11:57 PM
Is the weird nose of pamela contagious?
IT LOOKS LIKE IT, folks!!
38. she's just not that into you - February 27, 2009 3:13 AM
hahahaha, you know what? this guy bought his title and is a former strip-club-owner! seriously!!!!! hope he marrys pam, than YOU can have him.
totally agree with you groucho -.-
39. suzanne - February 27, 2009 3:39 AM
VON ANHALT???? Isn't that also Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband??? Are they related?
40. julia - February 27, 2009 3:59 AM
I NEVER saw that guy in my life.
and I am german.... dont believe he is rich pam....
41. djm - February 27, 2009 4:01 AM
@39:
Not related by blood but by "adaption".
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43. sidpie - February 27, 2009 6:03 AM
@41 by adoption not adaption *g*
and he bought the adoption because of the title "prinz von anhalt"
44. tine - February 27, 2009 6:04 AM
gosh please ppl that guy is a cheap porn producer or some like that...but he makes his money with womans...and he is a tv bitch..
u should see him on tv in germany...grrrrrr thats just bad bad bad...
but he and pan is a good fit...he wants tv time and she needs money...
45. aaaaaaaahhhhhhaa - February 27, 2009 8:17 AM
miss baywatch is so stupit. this guy is an adoptet asshole from germany with no brain. but hey, they share the same iq!!
46. RichPort's Ghost - February 27, 2009 8:52 AM
Yea right, like I'm the only one that wants to sacrifice thousands of my unborn kids on her sunglasses...
47. feckless - February 27, 2009 9:50 AM
With or without eyebrows, RichPort's Ghost? They didn't have Sharpies during WWII.
48. Michael - February 27, 2009 10:19 AM
...believe it or not, there are also some german folks visiting this hp. I am and to be honest, every single word you (superficial writer) wrote was totally correct and I have nothing to add. Allthough someone should perhaps inform everyone here that this Prinz von Anhalt isn't originally a prince but was addopted. Also is he not at all popular in Germany. Btw. he's a porno producer, which explains his desire to be around women like Pamela. Nice day...
49. RichPort's Ghost - February 27, 2009 10:22 AM
Well is she did use the sharpies then she'd end up leaving two smudgy arcs on my headboard...
50. allie - February 27, 2009 10:44 AM
how come germans dont have a word for hepatitis? its hepatitis in every language!
and prinz von anhalt is the WORST example ever of a german man. he's so fucked up that nobody likes him over here.....and all that prince thing is ricidulous anyway cause he wasnt born as a prince but just bought the title and before that, he sold used cars. nobody needs stupid, uneducated people like him who act all sohpisticated just because they bought themselves a title.
51. Hoser - February 27, 2009 12:43 PM
The Germans gave us this guy and they like David Hasselhoff; something not right about that. We gave the world Pamela Anderson and God awful music like Anne Murray so I guess I can't really hold that against them.
52. blabla - February 27, 2009 4:36 PM
ahhh .... as soon as i read the word german .... i expected nothing but some retarded hitler , war comment from an american citizen .
but i guess i cant blame all the slave owners in the us for learning nothing at school.
53. sidpie - February 27, 2009 7:06 PM
@ 51 Germans like David Hasselhoff??? huuhh??? No one "likes" him today, maybe 20 years back in time, but not today!
54. Hoser - February 27, 2009 7:37 PM
#53 We Canadians have contributed our fair share of stupidity to the world; I hope to God that Germany no longer embraces David Hasselhoff; however, the German people have engineered some amazing cars; it's hard not to respect a country with the engineering accomplishments that Germany has; based on that alone, I am willing to forgive the David Hasselhoff obsession. Please forgive us for Anne Murray and Pamela Anderson.
55. Zaz - February 28, 2009 2:31 AM
Markus Prinz von Anhalt is the adopted "son" of Frederic von Anhalt- who is Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. Because most royal families today are broke they sell their name for a couple thousand Euros and adopt. Now Frederic is broke as hell and Markus came along and bought it by being adopted by him.
And to all the ignorant Americans: correlating antisemitism with Germans is fucking old. You are probably the kind that think Sweden is the capital of Europe and ask if we Germans actually have running water or electricity.
56. juhu - February 28, 2009 5:04 PM
You are probably the kind that think Sweden is the capital of Europe and ask if we Germans actually have running water or electricity
^^^^
lol actually i got asked the exact same things some time ago .
someone even wanted to know if we had cars .
this is just too much ignorance to take .
if it wasnt for germany the americans would ride horses holding up candles at night .
there is so much more to find out about europe for the americans.
.. italians even know of pizza and the french have heard of baguette also :)
57. Dahlink - March 1, 2009 6:21 AM
The guy that Pam is having lunch with is Frederic Prinz von Anhalt's adopted son Marcus. Zsa Zsa Gabor is not Marcus' real or adopted mother. Marcus think that Pam look so much like Zsa Zsa. Pam is no Zsa Zsa Gabor!
58. Yo mum - March 2, 2009 11:11 PM
Isn't it "prince of Ahole" in english?
To that canadian guy:
We don't really love David Hasselhoff, but we don't really mind.
It's more of a pity thing and they sometimes report about him so he feels useful and has a wonderful time.
Who the fuck is that whatshername Murray?!
Now to the hepatitis: Same name in german.
Now to Mr. "Prince"-Guy :
He works as a pimp and is not of any use for anybody.
He's only there to drink and spend money on disgustingly diamond-laden watches and to grope girls.
So basically, he is living the Superficial Writer's dreams.
By the way you american bitches: You better appreciate our fine cars since they are ridiculously cheap in the U S of A. For whatever reason.
Buy as many as you can, it's a steal, who drives that GM shit anyway?
59. dude - September 2, 2009 6:29 PM
shes not even naturally blonde
sad how acts plays out what she thinks blondes should be like
im offended being naturally blonde myself