Feb 23 2009Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson & Zac Efron's youth and vigor demand your ratings
As a Hail Mary pass to bring in younger viewers, Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron were invited to present awards at the Oscars last night. Because if there's anyone who can make kids give a shit about Best Sound Editing it's Spawn of Billy Ray, Stoned Vampire Guy and The Fruity Kid from High School Musical. Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't fight crime together after the show. At least until Zac broke a nail, and Robert was like "Dude, we should get nachos."

Reader Comments
1. katie - February 23, 2009 11:17 AM
FIRSTTT
2. katie - February 23, 2009 11:17 AM
FIRSTTT
3. bug - February 23, 2009 11:19 AM
honestly, robert is the most sexiest man ALIVE!!!! so sexy.
HI KARA
4. i m just sayin' - February 23, 2009 11:21 AM
got 2 agree w/ bug on that one. yowza!!!!!!
5. Canadian Idiot - February 23, 2009 11:22 AM
You FIRSTTT people only underscore the fact that you have nothing better to do. Do you do it to be annoying? Mission accomplished.
6. ROUGH DADDY - February 23, 2009 11:23 AM
Has she been roughed up yet? all this miley talk no one knows if she's still in- tact..
7. katie - February 23, 2009 11:26 AM
you canadian faggots do you try to be annoying? mission accomplished.
8. Jrz - February 23, 2009 11:28 AM
And all three looked like little kids playing dress up. Zac Efron looked like a gay little kid playing dress up.
9. Rick - February 23, 2009 11:31 AM
We've seen Miley sideboob, so at this point we need at least a nipple slip. Or perhaps a brief flash of the territory Billy Ray uses as a vacation home when he's tired of his aging wife.
10. hooper - February 23, 2009 11:35 AM
Zac Efron does not look like he enjoys pussy. His eyes are so small and beady and the bushyness of his eyebrows only make them look smaller.
11. RichPort's Ghost - February 23, 2009 11:37 AM
Miley Cyrus looks like a chipmunk wearing a fake Christmas tree.
12. Canadian Idiot - February 23, 2009 11:45 AM
Good one katie. Are you twelve years old physically or just mentally?
13. cuttie - February 23, 2009 11:48 AM
so pretty she is! but I am wondering why she created a profile at "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M"? It is a site for single rich people and celebrities.
14. God - February 23, 2009 11:54 AM
Sean Penn completely pwned all sites like this one when he referred to Hollywood not once, but twice, as "commie homo-loving" people. Laughed in your faces. Twice. Not anonymously on the internet, but in a public broadcast. Made your bitterness look more puny than ever.
15. TJ - February 23, 2009 11:56 AM
Good God she has buck teeth. HOW did she become famous??
16. Valerie - February 23, 2009 12:00 PM
@14 HUZZAH! :D
I'd still let Zac and Robert take turns eating my pussy.
17. http://www.funderoos.com - February 23, 2009 12:02 PM
IT'S MILEY!!!!!!
18. Bibleguy - February 23, 2009 12:07 PM
God is our mighty fortress, always ready to help in times of trouble.
And so, we won't be afraid! Let the earth tremble and the mountains tumble
into the deepest sea. Let the ocean roar and foam, and its raging waves shake the mountains. A river and its streams bring joy to the city, which is the sacred home of God Most High. God is in that city, and it won't be shaken. He will help it at dawn. Nations rage! Kingdoms fall! But at the voice of God the earth itself melts. The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress. Come! See the fearsome things the LORD has done on earth. God brings wars to an end all over the world. He breaks the arrows, shatters the spears, and burns the shields. Our God says, "Calm down, and learn that I am God! All nations on earth will honor me." The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress.
19. Jrz - February 23, 2009 12:09 PM
Hey Valerie, I'm going to tell your mom that you said that and you're gonna get in a LOT of trouble.....
20. ConnieCorleone - February 23, 2009 12:13 PM
@#11. I almost choked on my lunch when I read your comment. LMFAO!!! Nice.
21. Caananite - February 23, 2009 12:17 PM
Hey Bible guy got any good advise for me since your bible speaks of a god that really hates my kind? I mean you really slaughtered us up real good there a few thousand years ago in our own land you had those invaders ravage!
22. CandyO is BACK with a vengeance! - February 23, 2009 12:21 PM
I never say nasty things and my writing is MUCH better than my fishy imposter!
This is how you will know if it is a CandyO imposter!
______________________________________________
I'm the real CandyO!
And for you to know me so
I will always speak in rhyme
I will do this every time
If my imposter tries the same
You will notice he's to blame
For some badly written prose
Not in cadence as mine shows
Intelligence, emotion too
So please try not to misconstrue
The fakery of jerks like him
Who always leave me feeling grim
So I devised this plan today
To prove that in my heartfelt way
You will always truly know
This post was made by CandyO!
23. Bibleguy - February 23, 2009 12:27 PM
21. Caananite
You are mistaken, my friend. When Jesus returns HE will speak to personally.
24. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - February 23, 2009 12:29 PM
Buck teeth or not, that girl has some nice boobs.
Harvey Milk did more good dead than he ever could alive. Freaking liberals are the reason California is so fucked up now. And broke.
25. Tom Cruise - February 23, 2009 12:29 PM
Valerie, if Zac and Robert are in the room together, they'll be enjoying sausage, not fish.
26. ConnieCorleone - February 23, 2009 12:30 PM
NEWS FLASH!
FISH makes up his own posts and most of you do not really exist!
I have proof! Go to http://thesuperficialscam.com
27. Valerie - February 23, 2009 12:32 PM
No REAL woman would talk this way so I must be FISH!
28. Tom Cruise - February 23, 2009 12:34 PM
I'm Fish too!
29. Matt - February 23, 2009 12:34 PM
#14 - actually I liked it even better when he called out the homophobes who were protesting outside and who voted for the gay marriage ban in California. It takes guts to stand there holding an award and put out your honest views, directly, instead of bowing and scraping and pretending to be a nice non-offensive vanilla person. Michael Moore takes the prize for that, condemning the Iraq invasion while onstage. Everybody booed but he was 100% right then and now.
30. ConnieCorleone - February 23, 2009 12:35 PM
WTF #26. You are NOT me. I'll have Sonny a breaka your kneecaps.
31. Matt - February 23, 2009 12:37 PM
I am FISH and I am trying desperately to be relevant and not just a second rate Perez Hilton!
32. math guy - February 23, 2009 12:38 PM
Perez Hilton is third-rate at best, so it's not possible to be a second rate Perez Hilton.
33. groan - February 23, 2009 12:41 PM
#6 - I'm sure Miley's already been on the red carpet, nudge nudge wink wink, say no more, say no more...
34. God - February 23, 2009 12:42 PM
do not speak for Me, children
many of you will be surprised to find more than your own kind in Heaven
Black, white, yellow gay or straight
You are welcome! Set a plate!
I love ALL My little children in the world
35. ConnieCorleone - February 23, 2009 12:44 PM
I am so confused I don't know WHO I am.
I'M FISH and I do not really exist!
36. math guy - February 23, 2009 12:46 PM
... unless you're FISH and that makes you third rate I guess.
BTW... I am FISH!
37. Alec Baldwin - February 23, 2009 12:48 PM
All I thought about was if Vanessa kept the bush.
38. sin - February 23, 2009 12:59 PM
How long until Miley does soft core porn with her "boyfriend"?
39. producer - February 23, 2009 1:26 PM
#38 - Billy Ray said the videos are going to stay private for now.
40. Alec Baldwin - February 23, 2009 1:28 PM
I am such a jerk!
41. Valerie - February 23, 2009 1:30 PM
19--my mom's just as randy as I am, nice try!
25--hmmm, maybe so....well, I can always imagine it : )
42. Vic - February 23, 2009 1:35 PM
Miley's gums wouldn't bother me as much if they were covered with semen. And if her smile were forced, as if she's trying to say "hey, it was a really intimate moment, right?" (nope).
43. Valerie - February 23, 2009 1:41 PM
Vic--on the flipside, Robert's constipated, "sexy" gaze wouldn't bother me so much if it was covered in my sweet juices, face nestles between my legs. And his game face looks forced, as if he's trying to say "where's the fucking bathroom? Zac's semen is dripping out of my arsehole" (tribute to Tom Cruise, above : )
44. Emma - February 23, 2009 1:44 PM
Miley, Vanessa and Zac are so annoying. Robert is cute though.
45. superflous - February 23, 2009 1:53 PM
Enjoy fame while you can, Mr. Pattinson. I have the feeling that in like 10 years he's going to look as fat as FedEx and nobody is gonna remember him.
Zac who? Miley who? In the future Disney should cast better looking pussies. That Miley needs to get that nose fixed and show less teeth. Not Hollywood material at all.
46. maria34 - February 23, 2009 1:58 PM
She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a ta ll basketball player on a ta ll da ting place named: ____T allmingle Co m____ ,really?
47. hollywood_hillbilly - February 23, 2009 2:30 PM
Pattison looks like he is bringing back heroin chic, or maybe fentanyl chic. Ah, to be young again.
48. tylor - February 23, 2009 2:31 PM
the fact that rob would actually say that is incredibly funny
49. Guest - February 23, 2009 3:05 PM
Why is Vanessa Hudgens so stupid?? She's always gazing at Zac or making that stupid (not)sexy face...UGH I hate miley cyrus too. Disney has turned into a terrible company! They produce shitty brainwashing movies with talentless stars and are all about the money!
(funfact: at their theme parks, they have white, pretty girls at the front and the black/hispanic people in cosutmes and cleaning...racist much?)
Vanessa Hudgens is such a bad, nasily singer who is a total airhead, and miley cyrus needs to die. I might kill her, actually.
50. justshoes - February 23, 2009 3:06 PM
All thes posts are about how much
we all hate Miley and the other Disney
'stars'......if nobody likes them, why are they famous?
51. NipTuck - February 23, 2009 3:24 PM
Zac Efron is very scary to me. That hair....it haunts me...
Not to be mean, but I can't help it.
Robert is stunning, and not because of all that twilight shit. He is honestly cute.
52. Bickus Dickus - February 23, 2009 3:24 PM
Miley's smile would be much nicer with my hot semen dripping over her teeth and gums, one of her eyelids glued shut by my crazy-goo, and one nostril blowing jizz-bubbles with my silky white spew.......when she's 18 that is.....
53. selina - February 23, 2009 4:18 PM
I heard that there is an inter esting place for all h O t g irls and guys,
seems it is named: ___Tallmingle Co M___ ,if u want to find some fun or lov ers, please have a try !!!
54. Badnewsguy - February 23, 2009 4:48 PM
Connie, I hate to be the one to tell you but - Sonny is dead.
55. Sasha - February 23, 2009 5:14 PM
Awww Zac looks like my very 1st boyfriend! He was less homosexual, though, and is now in the military.
56. Chelle - February 23, 2009 5:31 PM
Robert looks like he's had some of whatever it is that Paula Abdul sips from her Coke cup during American Idol.
57. wet newspaper - February 23, 2009 5:34 PM
Wow.. stunning dress.
58. terrible 2 - February 23, 2009 5:50 PM
i agree w/ #11.miley is hideous. i cant stand her and am looking foward to the day someone posts the sex tape. im not buying this sweet little act she has going on. the girl cant sing, act, dance.
59. idk - February 23, 2009 5:57 PM
*gasp* Robert!
60. M - February 23, 2009 6:59 PM
Alicia keys looks gorgeous.
61. annie - February 23, 2009 7:08 PM
Recently, It is said that many celebrities appear at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. Even they upload their private hot photos and videos on the site. Are these famous guys fond of online dating?
62. someone superficial - February 23, 2009 7:13 PM
why the ephron/hudgens charade? zac is clearly a repressed gay man.
why the gramma dress for miley? and what with her "something's stinky" face?
pattinson is striking. whoooo!
63. the big kahuna - February 23, 2009 10:21 PM
awww rob looks adorable!
damn, his hair grew so fast!
64. the big kahuna - February 23, 2009 10:25 PM
awww rob looks adorable!
damn, his hair grew so fast!
65. too old for Miley - February 24, 2009 12:15 AM
She is filling out quite nicely! Two more years until she's legal!
66. gerard Vandenberg - February 24, 2009 1:05 AM
Why is this zac efron-kid teaching all the other kids to "WALK & TALK" like faggots do, folks?
67. cady - February 24, 2009 1:35 AM
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68. sin - February 24, 2009 2:35 AM
Vanessa really is an air head. Nice girl. Pleasant to be around, but don't ask her a question that her handlers haven't prepped her on. Massive deer in the headlight stare.
Zack does seem the lean on the gay side. I think he take whatever is available at the time. Male or female.
They had a nice talk with Miley and told her to straighten the fuck up. Disney is her only way to make money. Her acting is mediocre and her singing...well, she can manage on a few songs but her voice is not that good.
Daddy will keep her there at Disney until they kick them out.
Miley is filling out the tops of her dresses though.
69. Parker's Posse - February 24, 2009 8:53 AM
i agree w/ #11.miley is hideous. i cant stand her and am looking foward to the day someone posts the sex tape. im not buying this sweet little act she has going on. the girl cant sing, act, dance.
As long as she can take in in the can, who care what else she does. aww, look at those chubby cheeks, plus her face isn't half bad either
70. Pam - February 24, 2009 10:15 PM
Valerie: Your comment got me hot. Them taking turns sounds really good and is something I've never considered before. But I'd settle for just Robert. Zac really does look a bit gay, and that is not a real turn on for me. Robert is merely English and has a bit of feminine European to him, which I DO like. Yum.
#25: Either you are gay and are disgusted by the thought of pussy or you have only had sex with women who have STDs. CLEAN, healthy women do not have a fishy odor.
71. Sushi - February 24, 2009 11:06 PM
Rob Pattington or whatever his name is, has a uni-brow, a broken nose, a hazy drugged up look and women think he is attractive?????
OHHHH! And he doesnt wash his hair.
You hoe's can REALLY pick em.
72. G!ggl3$ - February 25, 2009 9:48 PM
Hell yeah Rob is the sexiest one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
73. G!ggl3$ - February 25, 2009 9:56 PM
I don't care what anybody says Rob is still the hottest guy and zac does look gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
74. zio666 - February 27, 2009 2:14 PM
miley has a very nice rack
75. Zoe - March 29, 2009 12:06 AM
Gah. Anything that Miley Cyrus is involved in sucks get rid of that picture its creepy!, but Rob on the other hand is so hawt and Zac Efron? hahaha. yeah he is alright. and i betcha i have a nicer rack, btw :P
76. That Guy - April 16, 2009 6:51 AM
Miley looks so beautiful here, i love the dress. she is just perfect!