Here's Mickey Rourke in Paris, and I don't even know. It's like he looked in the mirror and said, "I want to look like a blue Michael Jackson. Except with a hat that suggests I enjoy Budweiser out of a can and date rape."
OR he could've just snorted coke off a hooker then ran in and out of his closet until something stuck. Probably that.
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Reader Comments
1. ph7 - February 5, 2009 10:36 AM
Lesson to the world:
Anyone can make it.
2. Hotti-from-Johannesburg - February 5, 2009 10:39 AM
how old is he anyway? he is trying so hard to fit in with the world!
3. Hotti-from-Johannesburg - February 5, 2009 10:41 AM
time for oprah in South Africa.....got to go!
4. RichPort's Ghost - February 5, 2009 10:44 AM
Tooty fruity... oooh Rudy!
A wop ba ba loo bop, a wop bam boom!
5. Deacon Jones - February 5, 2009 10:45 AM
Hmm.
6. benjaminbutton55 - February 5, 2009 10:47 AM
A sore for the eyes?~?~
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7. Anonymous - February 5, 2009 10:51 AM
Who let the dogs out?
8. TUBBO - February 5, 2009 10:52 AM
TRAIN WRECK..........
9. Shmenge - February 5, 2009 10:54 AM
a shower might be necessary here.
10. Shmenge - February 5, 2009 10:54 AM
a shower might be necessary here.
11. Amber - February 5, 2009 11:00 AM
I would like to point out that he is wearing a WOMENS HAT. "Sinful" is the female version of the UFC favorite brand "Affliction".....
12. Sarah - February 5, 2009 11:04 AM
Does he know "Sinful" is a women's clothing line?
13. Sarah - February 5, 2009 11:04 AM
Does he know "Sinful" is a women's clothing line?
14. Sarah - February 5, 2009 11:04 AM
Does he know "Sinful" is a women's clothing line?
15. p0nk - February 5, 2009 11:19 AM
hate to break this to you Mickey, but they already cast Sean Penn as Harvey Milk.
16. carrie - February 5, 2009 11:19 AM
I always see this dude giving out hugs. He's a lover, not a hater!
17. Cathy - February 5, 2009 11:27 AM
this site cracks me up everyday.
18. youtube video - February 5, 2009 11:30 AM
thanxx brother
19. gaaaaaa - February 5, 2009 12:31 PM
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that is so fucking funny i cannot properly finish my tea hahahhaha
20. vlad - February 5, 2009 12:33 PM
he totally reminds me of clare quilty from lolita. anyone else have that reaction?
21. Craig - February 5, 2009 12:51 PM
Good Lord! Is he playing an extra in the new Tron movie?
22. jrz - February 5, 2009 12:51 PM
Oh it's sinful alright, Mickey....sinful how FUCKED UP YOUR FACE IS!
23. RichPort's Ghost - February 5, 2009 1:13 PM
Mickey Rourke from 1986 would have kicked Mickey Rourke from 2009's ass for 9 1/2 fucking weeks.
24. STINK - February 5, 2009 1:22 PM
Mickey Rourke: the gay trucker's wet dream
25. OMG! - February 5, 2009 1:31 PM
WTF happened to his Face? He's like the while Michael Jackson!
26. OMG! - February 5, 2009 1:33 PM
OK .. WTF happened to his FACE? He is the white Michael Jackson!
27. !! - February 5, 2009 2:14 PM
LMAO @ #4...he does look like a white Lil Richard!!!
28. foghat - February 5, 2009 2:54 PM
I guess the good news is that now Rourke's ex wives and girlfriends aren't the only one's who are all black and blue
29. Jimmy Jim - February 5, 2009 3:40 PM
that outfit is the shit, unfortunately it takes a younger person to pull it off.
30. amber - February 5, 2009 3:51 PM
"hat suggest's he enjoys budwiser out of a can of date rape."
priceless.
31. amber - February 5, 2009 3:52 PM
"hat suggest's he enjoys budwiser out of a can of date rape."
priceless.
32. Mike - February 5, 2009 4:18 PM
Tron 3!
33. NYAmicas - February 5, 2009 4:37 PM
lmao @ headline
34. Bay - February 5, 2009 4:47 PM
LMAO! Too Precious...
35. lola - February 5, 2009 4:47 PM
I bet his new teenage girlfriend told him it looked sexy
36. SuperF - February 5, 2009 4:51 PM
He looks like a gay redneck...right down to his "Joe" finger tatoo...ponderous man...f-ing ponderous
37. NY Ted - February 5, 2009 5:24 PM
Hey Mickey...at least you could have splurged for a new pair of blue Nikes to go with your fancy-ass blue jacket...!
38. authorego - February 5, 2009 5:29 PM
Ocuh! He is hot! Who knew he could be found at Defilement.com? He is a Master Self-Saboteur and I heard around that he is single.
39. Loving It - February 5, 2009 5:59 PM
That outfits classic - he should def wear that to the Oscars, for which he will win!!!!
40. hollywood_hillbilly - February 5, 2009 6:55 PM
I think he should dress like his character in spun.
41. Scrotal Contusion - February 5, 2009 7:48 PM
Joe Dirt-hole.
42. kate - February 5, 2009 9:31 PM
He's cute. I wander if he's single? I saw his profile on cheap azz website the rich men seeking sugar women site *******su garmingle. c o m. Hes looking for a sugar babby to shave his pubs.
43. #42 is a toothless crackwhore who will swallow your load for $5 - February 5, 2009 10:16 PM
@ #42
"kate", you fucking prolapsed cunt-- no one wants to read your incoherent bullshit spam posts. Fuck off already.
44. go fuck off kate - February 5, 2009 11:17 PM
looks like a fucked up version of David Spade. Go back in your hole you ugly ass fucker.
45. yokie dinosaur - February 6, 2009 4:13 AM
i actually love that jacket
46. wettster - February 6, 2009 8:09 AM
ggaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
LOL @ #4 and #24: Mickey Rourke: the gay trucker's wet dream.
ROFFLEOMFG
47. Cheyneliam - February 6, 2009 9:19 AM
"I want to look like a blue Michael Jackson. Except with a hat that suggests I enjoy Budweiser out of a can and date rape." = HILAROUS!!!!!
48. Ryan Smith - February 6, 2009 10:32 AM
this is pretty funny overall but once i read that his hat was a female brand i was dying laughing out loud.
49. BLAH GIRLS - February 6, 2009 2:08 PM
Oh he's fabulous.
50. - February 6, 2009 10:54 PM
...so much angst in that man.
51. blinded by the sight - February 7, 2009 8:53 AM
You couldn't pay someone to make you look that bizarre.