Feb 1 2009Michael Phelps: Olympic stoner

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Olympic gold medalists Michael Phelps might have just smoked his way out of the 2012 Olympics after a photo of him hitting the bong surfaced in News of the World. It was taken in November when Michael stopped by the University of South Carolina at Columbia to visit a girl he was "secretly seeing." After presumably having his way with her, he showed up at a house party with a bunch of random chicks and drank his face off. USA!:

“He arrived with a group of girls hanging all over him. Jaws hit the floor when he walked in. You don’t get many celebrities in Columbia, so when Phelps comes to your party it’s a very big deal.
“He didn’t know many people so you’d think he’d be a little shy. But he was loud, obnoxious and slamming beers from the get-go. Every girl wanted a piece of him and every guy wanted to be his best buddy. He couldn’t get enough of all the attention.”
As he basked in his hero status, Phelps knocked back beers and shots of spirits. And when a student offered him the glass bong engraved with red writing, he did not hesitate, says our source.

Because he's an idiot, Michael Phelps admitted it's him in the picture and released the following statement to the AP today:

"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."

If Michael Phelps wants to pour alcohol into his face, smoke the marijuana like a cigarette and fornicate with various loose women before beating the world's pants off at swimming, shouldn't we as a nation stand behind him? I mean, Christ, if he was anymore American, he'd be out fighting crime with a talking bald eagle for a sidekick. But then how would other nations know we dominate at the breast stroke? You gotta think these things through.


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U - S - A !!!!

Nice

I HATE michael phelps!
When he won he was sooo
egotistic. Everybody needs
to get over him.

I HATE michael phelps!
When he won he was sooo
egotistic. Everybody needs
to get over him.

I HATE michael phelps!
When he won he was sooo
egotistic. Everybody needs
to get over him.

Whats he apologizing for? If its for smoking some weed and bangin' some super fine Gamecock tail then he's nothing but a pussy with freakishly long arms.

If on the other hand he's apologizing for only taking one bong hit when he should have had ten and corkscrewing one babe instead of 20, then he has my support.

We all make mistakes.

Who wrote this? It's not Fish-like. "You gotta think this things through?" WTF?

I'm a douche because I triple post.

Im sorry everyone, I guess I haven't really come to grips, so to speak, in regards to my super small penis.

I cry every night.

sorry about the triple post. . . .
I still hate michael
and this just shows
how STUPID AMERICANS
are. .. . . ...

Honestly...who really gives a shit? He's a 23-year-old Olympian having a good time, not a politician.

"smoke the marijuana like a cigarette"

Maybe the photo is of the other (George) Michael Phelps: you know, the singer-songwriter...

The only people embarrassed should be the 8 other competitors he owned at the Olympics.

who cares? why is the media trying to take down someone who has inspired millions? i think that's pretty shitty. i think we can all agree a little pot isn't the worst thing on earth.

It looks more like Jason Whaler to me... Just sayin..

The only person who should be in trouble for this is the person who leaked this picture to the news. 25 years to life for the attempted defamation of someone whose life PWNS yours, any way you look at it.

Also, is anyone really surprised? Win yourself 14 Olympic medals, and that earns you the right to do what the hell you want, as far as I'm concerned.

shit, Michael IS a human being?!

@13

HOW, exactly, has this bastard
inspired millions?

OOoooohhh a bong hit... he's like fricken public enemy number one. He's definitely on a path to shoot heroin. Hopefully someone can save him before he gets stoned repeatedly and bangs hot women.

Hey you know what, FUCK IT! He is 23 years old and yea you can not tell me that any popular celeb or famous actor has not touched the cheba or drink their faces off.

He did what over 2/3rds of the college students do. He lost his inhabitation got drunk said fuck it what is a little weed going to do, and smoked up.

I feel too many weak simple minded people put too much of their faith in those who actually go out and make something of themselves. “THEY NEED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE FOR OUR CHILDREN” people say. Why, because your dumb ass hasn’t the ability to do so, or because you’re having too much fun being a worthless role model so you want someone to do it for you?


Good for you Mike, have fun while you’re young. You are rich and you’ve proven your worth to us, nothing more we can or should ask from you.

seriously? this is ridiculous. the guy takes one bong rip at a party and suddenly he's the anti-christ. the guy could be binge drinking every night, and if he weren't driving around or acting like a complete moron, everything would be perfectly fine in the eyes of the media. our priorities are absolutely screwed.

at least he admitted that he was in the picture. if he tried to deny it that would have been stupid.

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But of course since he's a celebrity, he will get in no trouble whatsoever.

Why is Michael apologizing?

The guy has probably spent the last twenty years of his life in a pool. It's time to party!!! Leave the guy alone!

If I were him, I wouldn't even do the next Olympics. Screw it! Keep partying!!! Life is too short to have to apologize for using a bong at age 23!!!

I read somewhere that he was bullied horribly in high school, so yeah, it probably felt good to be the most popular guy in the room. But still, someone decided to take a picture of him partying and release it, so he kind of got screwed over anyway.

Who the hell cares, he's been made to be part fish for most of his life. He worked his ass off, made history. He's got nothing left to prove, it's time for him to enjoy life. Go for it.

FAKE!!!
Total Frodoshop. LOTR style.

Anyone posting after me sucks on Michael Phelps' bong and swallows his poolwater

The reason he's stupid and the reason he's apologizing is because he might get banned from the next Olympics (London 2012) for this. Think of what he's putting on the line: all the millions he's been paid in sponsorship, the hardwork of his coaches/team, and fans who will be disappointed. If he doesn't participate in 2012, he might be too old to be a top competitor in 2016.

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Big stupid mongoloid stoner.

Thats not Michael Phelps.
Its my roomate Spencer.
Y'all are so gullible.

GO TROJANS!!!

He. Did. Not. Inhale. !!!

I don't think... puff...puff... it's a big deal... exhale.

To the person who leaked this pic: you must feel very proud of yourself now, right? Loser.
He's still MP and he owns you.

the guy is freaking human. it's unbelievable how we chastise people for stuff that most of us have probably tried once in our lives. and if women want to throw themselves at him and guys want to be his bff, so what? it doesn't change what he's accomplished.

It isn't a big deal to most people, but it is a VERY big deal to the people in his professional life who matter the most right now:

- Olympic Officials
- Coaches and Teammates
- Sponsors (the biggie)

He can kiss all 3 of those goodbye. But, NOOOooo, a little pot never ruined anyone's life.

First off, let me say that Guest is a total douche. Now that that's out of the way....who fucking cares if he toked up a bong? I want the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker who took this picture and then released it to the media to get a paralyzing case of the crabs. I want the secret service to gather everyone who thinks this is so horrifying that he should be banned from the next Olympics in one place so I can drop a giant Gonorreah bomb on them. Simple minded fucks. He is, first and foremost, a KID you self righteous snapper heads. I just BET all of you prissy little bitches were just MODEL kids who never...ever...did anything wrong. Right? I didn't think so. Now STFU you tools. Feel free to marvel at the ownage.

Imagine the dude's lung capacity. Like WHOA

of course he admitted it was him, no one else in this world would have believed those dumbo ears weren't his..........

I hated Michael Phelps before.... this makes him cool, I'll light my bong in his honor. Hit me up Phelps if you want to get stoned.

The people who should be embarassed are the girls who would hit on a guy who looks like, well, Michael Phelps.

The real A-HOLE is the f ckup who took the photo and leaked it.

@Cara
"The people who should be embarassed are the girls who would hit on a guy who looks like, well, Michael Phelps."

GDC's (gold diggin' cunts)

@36

No it won't be a big deal with those people because he wasn't competing and he acted swiftly. It's not like a positive test during an event. The only things this hurts is his marketability and how much money he can generate.

@36

Not it won't be a big deal with those people because he wasn't competing and he acted swiftly. It's not like a positive test during an event. The only things this hurts is his marketability and how much money he can generate.

If smoking marijuana doesn't disqualify you from being president (or cocaine in Obama's case), then why the hell should it matter that Phelps is enjoying a little. Hell, Carter smoked on the roof of the white house with Willie Nelson! He deserves to be as cocky as he wants...hes the best swimmer in the history of the world.

It's no secret that this amazing athlete likes to party. I wouldn't be surprised at all if this thing blows over with minimal damage. He's Michael Phelps, for kryst sake.

Could he get banned for this?

So he bong rips and wins gold medals? He's my hero

"Christ, if he was anymore American, he'd be out fighting crime with a talking bald eagle for a sidekick."


lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

No worries, Obama will save him.

Who the fuck fucking cares if some college age kid wants to hit a bong here and there?

FUCK ALL OF YOU ANTI-DRUG NUTS.

You are destroying our country. No wonder we're still 30 years behind most of Europe, culturally.

@17 have you been living under a goddamn rock or did you not see Michael Phelps win 293874981723874 gold metals?

@45

He is NOT the best swimmer in
the history of the world.
He's a fucking egotistic, pothead
total pussy and famous for
no reason.
I don't care how many gold metals
he won. He's a STUPID AMERICAN.

@17 have you been living under a goddamn rock or did you not see Michael Phelps win 293874981723874 gold metals?

btw, I am PISSED he apologized. He should criticize everyone for criticizing him! There are many "heros" smokin weed, getting drunk, and smoking cigs...

My feelings exactly. I don't even smoke weed but I'd still be one of the first people to approve it.

It's infuriating to see how hypocritical people are. They really gotta start thinking for themselves instead of letting the media trail them behind this sort of trash.

He does seem to have a huge ego. However, who gives a shit whether he smoked some dope or not? Really, big fuckin' deal.

Michael, no apology necessary! You are awesome even if you smoke a lil here and there. Keep up the good work.

Because everyone wants a piece of fame and hang all over him, doesn't mean that HE is egotistical. It means that everyone else is a user because they didn't give a shit about him before. There is nothing wrong with hitting the bong either. Stay away from the pharmaceutical drugs; those will mess you up

The boy probably has low self esteem and wanted to be "cool". Or maybe he's a raving pothead alcoholic. Who cares? I have friends that sit around all day, collecting welfare and toking up on the taxpayer's dime. At least Mike won some medals. D*mn!

hohoho, I saw his profile on the famous interracial seeking affairs site
_______InterracialRomancing.c o m_______ last week. It said he is interested in seeking someone else on that site! what a fool man!

HOHOHO WHAT A FOOL MAN IT IS SAID.

Get real. So how many guys/girls/women, controlled substances and leafy bud do you think 7-gold-medal Olympian and professional horndog Mark Spitz has done over the years? The only difference? He didn't do any of it in front of a camera. Blame Phelps ADHD.

Swimming under water takes alot of "OXYGEN", folks

Why does anyone care?

Why does anyone care?

Michael Phelps likes big curvy girls and he likes to hook up with sexy big beauties in online dating club ____P l u s M e et .c o m___! He puts his profile there for a long time!

well done batman ! you're a common hero now !

@48

Hypothetically he COULD get banned for this because theres a new olympic rule about no drugs in the four year period between olympics. but because there is no proof of a drug test or more proof than that, he is likely to get away with a minor slap on the hand.

and @ GUEST,

he really wasn't that egotistical if you actually paid attention to everything during the olympics and after. but whatever.

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This is funnier than Obama winning the White House!
HAHAHAHA
How much did his buddy get for selling this picture? Great friends in the world out there. Sell your ass out for a few hundred

Pothead or not, the biggest surprise here is "he arrived with a group of girls hanging all over him".

Like, wha? Either those girls were blind or gay guys in disguise, or Phelps had some major cosmetic surgery done to straighten out that thing of a face he has.

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Oh My God, young men at universities, drinking at parties, messing with girls, being obnoxious and smoking pot? What is the world coming to? It's been more years than I care to think of since I was in my early 20s, but that's pretty much what I remember! If the dude can still beat everyone in the pool like a gong, who cares what he tokes? Once again, dredging up the old memory, it's not exactly a performance enhancing drug.

i don't care that he's smoking...but i've always cared that he's so fucking ugly i would drop dead before talking to him in public.

seriously...if he weren't an olympian, would ANY of you hit on him at a party? FUCK no. & if you said yes, you're fucking ugly too.

#73 agreed. When I saw him on the news I was like, 'Urgh.'
I'm in the UK and he's splashed on front pages of 4 newspapers.

News of the World might be the worse newspaper in the world. Anyhow, Phelps really fucked up.


Huh. Maybe he WAS good boyfriend material for Britney. Jamie Spears has the matchmaking gift!

I avoided standing too close to the wrong people to preserve a poverty level dead end job, and this guy flushes his whole world down the toilet to axe some brain cells.

@50 hahaha

we just need to legalize this shit. I mean my God....

What LOSER is taking pics at a college party just to try and bring someone down...I hope that fucking jerk is ostracised at his school. Phelps is an asshat but hey he's 23 and it's party time! Fuck 2012 he's got plenty of dough now. That loser college kid who took this pic and probably sold it for WEED money anyway, let's get some pics of him so HE never gets a job. WAS PROBABLY HIS WEED AND BONG ANYWAY. WHATS HIS NAME LETS GET HIM PUBLICLY IDENTIFIED and watch the phelps phans make his life hell. WHAT A FAG!!!!

A.) Who cares what he does
B.) He was already busted for smoking four years ago after the last olympics

they better not ban him from the games for sporting the american way!! alcohol is a drug too... geesh

@14: HAHAHA

after this, i kinda have a crush on phelps ;)

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I NOW LIKE MICHAEL PHELPS A MILLION TIMES MORE THAN I DID BEFORE.

SO PATHETIC THAT OUR COUNTRY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THIS CRAP. WHAT A JOKE.
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so, the kinds of people who go on blogs to insult celebrities to feel better about themselves are also the kind to roll up a fatty or smoke a bowl? The prototype for the posters here is make total sense.

anyone saying "I like Michael Phelps more now" for this photo of him smoking weed is f--king ridiculous. It's weed! It doesn't unite people. It doesn't solve problems. Michael Phelps is an olympian and a millionaire and he doesn't give a crap about you unless you buy the products he's promotion because it will mean a bigger paycheck for him.
That's like saying you like someone more because they smoke cigarettes or because they drink Pepsi One. Get a grip idiots.

This would happen at the University of Stupid Chickens.

GO TIGERS!

C'mon dude....if you wanna get your ganj on, you gotta do that shit when no one's around. Stupid. Motherfucker deserves to lose his endorsment $$ just for being a dumbass.

bumps young jeezy before the games, and blazes afterwards... nice.

and just curious, if this was an NBA player, would anyone be making a fuss?

if he had any balls, he'd champion weed.. but i'm sure he'll spend the next year apologizing for being stupid

I don't see why he apologised, its not like its a performaing enhancing drug....

pathetic really eh?

Big deal, he was smoking pot. Christ, that puts him in the same ranks as a rapist or paedophile I guess? The only thing I find a bit sad about all of this is that the pathetic hater at the party has obviously gone out of his way to wreck this guys career for no reason probably than that he's a jealous prick. Way to do something with your life buddy! Perhaps next you'd like to go drive over some doctors or writers because by god they deserve it for doing better in life than you...

i actually like him a lot more now. i would love to smoke the ganj like cigarettes with him.

bummer if he gets banned. pot is so much safer than alcohol. alcohol should be illegal.

...do some research before you slam me.

i have a crush....

As long as he doesn't start looking like Kevin Federline I'd say he can do whatever he wants....butttttt I'm from Canada so we're cool with weed and don't really have any good summer olympians....So...hopefully one of our snowboarders will get his photo taken while he's on mushrooms in Vancouver 2010! whoo!

So, we see now that Michael Phelps is human and he too makes mistakes. If were some Joe Shmoe that was caught doing this - no one would think twice about it. Sure Michael has to be more in tune with his surroundings and needs to keep in mind he is in the public's view at all times; however who ever turned this in and exploided Michael is either desperate for attention or a greedy individual. There is a good bit more important issues than worrying about someone's actions. Let's think about it here - the man has done nothing but bust his hind end off getting to where he is - this isn't a normal thing for him - so he messed up once. He is a role model - he hit a bump and it's now how he will recover from it and learn from it. We as a society are so hateful and cruel at times! It's sad and pathetic if you ask me how judgemental we are. Whatever...! Michael Phelps, I think you are an incredible person from a fan stand point. To the person who turned this photo in - I am sure your are anything but a far cry from being "perfect".

I wonder if he was high when my brother asked him to sign a shirt for my birthday.... hmmmmm.

He could have smoked crack and killed some cute babies and it still would be the best birthday present I have ever received.

Go GAMECOCKS!

Funny shit.

Personally, I don't see what the big deal is. Unfortunately for Mr. Phelps, I'm not the person who can rip away his sponsorships and ban him from the Olympics.

THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT SCENE IN NEVER BACK DOWN WHERE THE DUDE IS IN THE PICTURE WITH FART NECTAR IN THE WEEDS. JUST SAYIN

why michael shouldn't have apologized:

http://campusprogress.org/opinions/3589/dont-apologize-michael

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Oh my god, who gives a rat's ass. Surely there is something more important for people to take a stand on. Leave the kid alone and let him be a kid.

Guy should get an EXTRA medal for being able to be a stoner AND an athlete..

trust me he was taking bong hits way before this pic was taken. most of our olympic athletes do that and more... just sayin!

and yes pot is helpful in swimming it calms the nerves and takes the edge off of the uppers that so many are on

Man, could you imagine the magnitude of the bong rip this guy could take with aqua lungs like that?

He won't be banned, smoking pot is only prohibited during competitions.

yes he is incredibly dumb, egotistical, obnoxious, attention seeking.

...go outside , you'll find people worse simply driving in traffic. Turn on a fucking television, you'll find out about worse politicians, priests, doctors, lawyers, business men.

Hating phelps for being who he is and hurting absolutely no one? Whats the point? Hate yourself for not being anything.

What a shame, people have to remember in today's age there is a camera just about everywhere, guess he could kiss millions goodbye as that good ole home boy image is now gone.

Van from St. Louis

Sure would be a shame if he lost that Rosetta Stone endorsement.

My poor little sister...she was INSPIRED to swim by him...lol
I can't tell her that he is a pothead but...*lil sis screams* NOOOOOOOOOOO
(She's 12)

"'smoke the marijuana like a cigarette'

Maybe the photo is of the other (George) Michael Phelps: you know, the singer-songwriter..."


exactly what I was thinking.

Whoever released the pic should be shamed. Who cares about pot. Alcohol kills more people. Fact.

When he came to my school a few YEARS ago he acted like a drunk, egotistical jerk, then got busted for DWI and said to the cop "Don't you know who I am?"

What a tool.

seeing roor makes me wanna smoke

Works his ass off to be #1 and then almost smokes it all away.

Idiot.

stink, he smoked his ass off to be number one - this time he just got caught! whoops!

who cares! that's how the man unwinds. He doesn't have the best homelife in the world, so anybody with a little sense would realize he isn't going to make the best choices...besides, apart from swimming REALLY well, what else does everybody want from him? seriously??

That's not a bong guys! It's a fucking ROOR!!! German engineering at it's finest. I'm sure they will come out with a ROOR Phelps edition now. LOL!

If Michael Phelps is into smoking pipes then good for him. Just because he enjoys smoking a water pipe does not mean he should have to lie about it and talk about the “big mistake” he made. The government makes a mistake every time it enforces marijuana prohibition at the expense of America and good since. America should grow up and quit attacking its own citizens for how they decide to spend their recreational time.
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He did nothing wrong. Everyone has smoked pot. Get over it already. He is a champion and his competitors are probably glad he is taking drugs instead of steroids!

118 you are the only other one who commented on roor. how do i love thee.

AMERICA....FUCK YEAH!

God Bless his little swimmers heart!

why wast your time telling people you hate phellps i didnt see you winning 8 gold medals maybe if you stoppedsitting on your ass and did somthing productive like try and do better then him then people would agree with you

why wast your time telling people you hate phellps i didnt see you winning 8 gold medals maybe if you stoppedsitting on your ass and did somthing productive like try and do better then him then people would agree with you

why wast your time telling people you hate phellps i didnt see you winning 8 gold medals maybe if you stoppedsitting on your ass and did somthing productive like try and do better then him then people would agree with you

@guest:

You must be some lame-assed Brit. Yeah, we Americans can be stupid at times, but we're not a nation of fucking alcoholics and binge drinkers like your pathetic little country.

On that note, yes, I like Phelps even more now. That person who leaked that picture, what an asshole.

YES! Phelps has great taste! As every olympian should know, after you've won a gold medal, you ONLY smoke your weed out of a roor!

Fuck Michael Phelps. He's an arrogant, mongoloid-looking retard. He can swim like a mo-fo. But he needs to burn.

EVERYBODY knows THC makes you swim faster.
At least he didn't forget to pay his taxes.
He could have denied though, you cant ID who's in that pic.

It will be legal soon anyway with a dope head in the white house.

God Bless the U.S

I am a resident of Columbia, SC and this whole situation is embarrassing. Columbia is not some backwoods hicktown....it's a fairly large city and the capital of this state. Unfortunately like almost every other city in America we do have murderers, rapists, etc. and the majority of the people here also feel that Lott is devoting way more attention to this than it needs. I hope the citizens of Richland county remember this come election time.

http://wineandexcrement.com/michael-phelps-retracts-marijuana-apology/367/

Phelps retracts apology!

What is the big deal? The do-gooders are just mad because they have always said you won't amount to anything if you smoke pot. Um, well Phelps has 14 Olympic gold medals under his belt. Enough said.


Maybe he can do a cameo in "Harold and Kumar Fix the Economy Forever".

why does everyone think this is okay?
it's not like he's just some random college kid at a party.
HE'S AN OLYMPIC SWIMMER. REPRESENTING AMERICA.
this is how you want people to see our athletes?
people make mistakes, but he should have known better being who he is.
god you people are morons.

Let the kid live. He's just won 8 gold medals for your country. He's young, smoking a little pot doesn't make him a bad person. He should have just denied that the picture was him.

He is promising not to do it again? Shame on him.

WAY TO GO PHELPS! YOU THE MAN! SHOW THEM HOW TO SMOKE THE BONG! WHO CARES WHAT THE OTHER PEOPLE THINK!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What?

poor dude....he's only human..whatever

Weed is so cool...

What a disgrace.

After making history in the Olympics and helped us be in the lead and got 8 medals and all he gets is a punishment?!
who ever took that pic should be punished. He pretty much betrayed Phelps.
PHELPS SHOULD LIVE A LIFE! NOT JUST BE SOME GOOD SWIMMER BOY! LEAVE HIM ALONE. ITS YOU WHO ARE CRITICIZING HIM SHOULD GET A LIFE! MOVE ON!

Michael Phelps is lame. He is such old news. Personally, I will not be supporting Speedo or Omega watches. Both of those products are also old news. Speedo? What is this? The 1984 Olympics? And Omega? Give me a break. Just because a Watch is Swiss, does not mean you have to overpay. Omega is basically a glorified Swatch. Ciao!

Michael Phelps is lame. He is such old news. Personally, I will not be supporting Speedo or Omega watches. Both of those products are also old news. Speedo? What is this? The 1984 Olympics? And Omega? Give me a break. Just because a Watch is Swiss, does not mean you have to overpay. Omega is basically a glorified Swatch. Ciao!

i like to know who the girl was if she a bad lay that you got to drink and get high afterwards she must be bad lay

i like to know who the girl was if she a bad lay that you got to drink and get high afterwards she must be bad lay

i like to know who the girl was if she a bad lay that you got to drink and get high afterwards she must be bad lay

where does he get his green wornder if it good

Michael Phelps is a loser i'm not being a hater or anythng but ..
People need to get over him . I don't get why everyone is obbsessed
with him ! ? !

"Michael Phelps is a loser"

Falser words were never spoken.

SO FRIGGIN EMBARRASSING!

this says more for weed than against Phelps, I would think

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Wonder if he is like Greg Luganis. A homo. If so, he wasn't smoking anything, he was trying to deep throat that thing.
A gold medal for swimming. SWIMMING. Funny, it either swim or drown. He gets a medal for not drowning?
Shows you where the attention of the human species are. Definately not on important issues.

That's some cool bong u got there. :)

That's some cool bong u got there. :)

Holy shit whoever wrote this is one uptight prick. Loosen up a little. Yes drugs are bad and we shouldn't be advertising that they're a good thing, but we shouldn't be criticizing him for it. Jesus Christ.

Forgot to mention: who cares what he does in his own free time. The world isn't high school chill out.

This must be why he eats so much...

Too bad Americans don't make alcohol as taboo as they do marijuana, since consumption of alcohol actually has far worse consequences (liver disease, beating your children, driving 80mph into a pedestrian, punching your wife in the face, vomiting, dancing, having sex fat or ugly people, etc).

MR. PHELPS, IN AMERICA WE DON'T LIKE "THE MARIJUANA", EVEN IF IT'S HARMLESS TO PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GET DUIs LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, THEN YOU'D STILL BE OUR HERO!

WHAT AN EVIL LITTLE MAN!

You guys are missing the point. Weed is not bad for you. In fact............
shit........I forgot what I was going to say.

Oh yeah. I remember. Americans are stupid. With all of their wealth and happiness. So stupid.

ROOR FOR THE FUCKING WIN. people need to watch the documentary's about marijuana, its not bad for ya =p, see how it got flipped around to a bad image, its ridiculous.

it says in the bible pertake of the herb of the earth for it is good for man whats the big deal if he was smoking meth I would have a prioblem but its a herb if you can plant a seed nurture the plant and reap the benifets its no diffrent than growing tomatos or anything else all natural

Isn't his mom the principal of a high school???? What slack would she cut her students? Hey....if you're that full of yourself and that stupid that you don't mind risking a few million dollars for a hit of pot....go for it. You're in the public eye now dude.....you pay a price for that....you certainly reap the benefits.

Isn't his mom the principal of a high school???? What slack would she cut her students? Hey....if you're that full of yourself and that stupid that you don't mind risking a few million dollars for a hit of pot....go for it. You're in the public eye now dude.....you pay a price for that....you certainly reap the benefits.

It's not like he just got busted taking steroids or performance enhancers like MANY professional athletes have. They're still in the game! What would be more devastating is if he lost and this photo popped up. Then I would say," Yeah, he's not worth a damn...He failed all his fans...He threw away the Gold..." Nope, he's still amazing even with his weak, pot filled lungs. HA!

fuck yeah bitch. this just makes him sexier...

"Toke T-t, Toke it up " Thats American as APPLE PiE', son !! He a deffinate Pothead "Poster child "of a America.

ha. I think "guest" is a member of the French relay team.

how does our media explain this:

9-gold-medalist-in-a-single-year-phelps smokes pot. i thought was supposed tot ruin lives? EVERYONE smokes pot. one of the most elite ATHLETES in recorded history has now admitted he smokes. when will we pull out heads out of our politician's ass...

the fact that phelps smokes is the ULTIMATE evidence that it needs to be legal. honestly, that was my first thought. i never even considered the medias view "marijuana is bad, so then phelps must be too"

Throat cancer dumbasses. Yes, yes, AND YES. It's TRUE. And I guess, in the absolute WORST case (or best in bizarro world) scenario, “everyone” means 25% of said social circle.

You guys said it yourself. He's has inspired millions. So I guess it would only be a matter of time when kids smoke weed themselves since they were so inspired by him. Haha!

who the fuck cares if he hits a bong?!

how many people in the world smoke pot?
billions?!
yea billions..

who gives a rats ass if a famous person does?
there are hella celebrities who admit to smokin trees
and none of them get shit for it...
so who cares if he smokes?

ganja is good for you.
everyone needs to pick up the habit.

fuck people are so god damn retarded now a days.

Michael Phelps is a badass. I think its sick that he smokes weed, everybody smokes weed! If you don't your a square. Keep on hittin that bong Michael! Just don't get caught haha.

oh come on! let´s not be so hypocrit!!!!!! he´s just stupid 4 being apologising

I am a big fan of Michael Phelps and using his posters for promoting anti drug promotional campaigns.

i personally think that his winning should not be frowned upon just cause he blazes. shit in my opinion i think he should get an extra award for just being upfront with it, and admitting he smoked, its pot people. its not crack or meth, its freaking pot. give him his medals back :) and pass that shit Phelps!

Give him a break, he made a mistake, big deal. Not like it's hurting anyone but himself

you put it down homes

you put it down homes!!!! 420

What a load of shit. Just more of our government trying to control every aspect of our life. Who cares if he smokes weed. How many deaths does weed cause every year compared to the alcohol to which we are so sorely addicted? The government is an epic fail, the war on drugs is an epic fail, and if you wanna talk shit about how phelps smokes weed, then your an epic fail too. The dude won 8 gold medals in the olympics, and he smokes weed. I think alot of anti-marijuana clowns looked at this and freaked. Gos to show that people can smoke weed and still excel in many aspects. Im not gonna say that hes my hero because I dont even know the guy. I know that if I was in his shoes and they started all this bullshit, I sure as hell wouldnt be apologizing because I took a bong hit. Id be like "Yea I smoke weed, so what, I won eight gold medals". Our constitution says we have the right to be secure in our persons. That right is diminishing.

Michael Phelps is an eceptionaly talented athelete. Phelps smoking a glass pipe should say something negative about the drug laws and not about the man. If you can achieve what Phelps did in the Olympics while high then we should reconsider why we choose to make getting high illegal. Phelps personifies a strong work ethic and a desire to win. Michael earned his wealth unlike the wall street barons and phony politicians. It is our choice to accept the drug war or to rally against it. The war on drugs is a war on the American people, I think this incident is a good example of that idea.

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Of course he was egotistical when he won? He won 8 god damn gold medals and is only 23 years old? If that was me I would be cocky as hell too. Shoot let him smoke pot why does that matter? It's pot not some real drug.

Michael Phelps sucks penises

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