Feb 15 2009M.I.A.'s baby gets a D.O.B.

I am clairvoyant: Mother of the year.

who's the baby daddy?

Was it issued by the fashion police?

when you get a dob you also are issued a death date, you just don't know it yet... CONGRATULATIONS, baby!

www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/various-sundries

Who the hell is this?

WOOOHOOOOO! Can't wait to go see her in concert again.

She gives the best shows ever.

Her outfit is definitely not flattering to her baby bump. Soon to be mothers should sparkle, not be covered in see through polka dots!

Who is that shitstain wigger?

Who the hell is this ugly skank whore. Does she know who the father is Sonya #2 should have asked.

Not only is the baby already planning tours, but if that blog post is any indication, the baby has already started learning how to write!

The baby is mixing tracks and planning tours but doesn't have a name! Maybe he'll just be called Baby Boy. I like mums sunglasses, though!

This is even funnier, her real name is Mathangi Arulpragasam.

I'm wondering if the eardrums of the baby are still in one piece.Dumb bitch.

Speaking of predictions, kid will be on crack by 10, father its first kid by 13 and pe in jail by 14 for car theft.

Do indian girls vaginas smell like Curry? Because they usually smell like complete shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2NCf-vIs4w

@ # 15

Is that what it smelled like when your mom grunted you out her prolapsed vagina? Otherwise-- how would you know what an Indian chick's cooch smelled like?

Do white girl's vagina's usually smell of curry? Because they usually smell like black cock.

So glad I won't see these pics while on acid.

Who?

#15

If you think it smells like "complete shit", then I think you were finger-banging your Mom in the wrong hole there, Einstein. (Could that be the reason that finger of yours stinks..?)

Wow! I love all those quick comebacks to the anti-Indian. Shoes to go ya that Indians love this site too.

Damn she is ugly as shit.

Have you heard this broad's "music"? M.I.A. is S.H.I.T.

Also, I really hate that pursed lip peace sign bullshit.

@15

What is up with the hate on Indian broads, yo? (M.I.A. is not Indian, btw)

@ 21

Not pro-Indian per se. Just anti-douchebag.

@17

...And what does black cock smell like exactly, since you seem to be the expert on that subject? I'll wait if you need to go ask your mom.

@27

Oh snap !!!

What's with all the hate?

To my surprise,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

This childdoesn't stand a chance and will be the dumbest fuckin kid of all time with her as his mother. I guess with such intellectual shortcomings, the most he could ever hope to be is uhhh leader of the Republican party and future president of the United States of America. Such a shame to have such low standards and negative outlook on the future :(

Who the hell is that bitch? Drop the turd already you dumb ghetto slut

Ghetto FABULOUS. Poor, poor child.

M.I.A is Sri Lankan which is different from Indians and Pakistanis. This is bullshit to me because they all look the same and besides the language it is hard to see any real difference. She is the woman that sings that annoying hit "Paper Planes" a song that you Americans made popular from the movie, "Pineapple Express". She had a few semi hits before that song.

Basically she is just another no talented whore that you Americans made even popular by buying her crappy music and requesting her songs. So don't act surprised when she gets written about on the Superficial because you retards made her a celebrity.

M.I.A is Sri Lankan which different from Indians and Pakistanis. This is bullshit to me because they all look the same and besides the language it is hard to see any real difference. She is the woman that sings that annoying hit "Paper Planes" a song that you Americans made popular from the movie, "Pineapple Express". She had a few semi hits before that song.

Basically she is just another no talented whore that you Americans made even popular by buying her crappy music and requesting her songs. So don't act surprised when she gets written about on the Superficial because you retards made her a celebrity.

ALSO: I SEE #25 BLACK GUY WITH AIDS MUST BE SOME DIRTY INDIAN BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO BE REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT US HATING ON THOSE CURRY SMELLING FUCKS, TYPICAL! Probably some Indian American with dreams of being white. Kill yourself so pathetic.

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Stuhlgang/ Shelby (same person) im not saying your a bad person cause ur vagi smells like midnight cock, im just sayin it's ur nature, like a bear that shits in the woods, is it bad?

of course not its just a scientific fact, like you swivelling on my middle finger (thats also a scientific fact, wikipedia it if you dont believe me) so don't shoot the messenger just urself *pats back and hands colt .45*

#37

...So, I guess it's pretty safe to say you didn't like what your mom had to tell you then? (Refresh your memory by re-reading my question @ 27.)

(BTW, please elaborate on what the hell "midnight cock" is. Not all of us are familliar with the many types of cock there are-- you seem to know all of the many nuances. Do you have a PhD in cock sniffing?)

And sure you pay close attention in remedial spelling class tomorrow, mmmkay Special Ed?

Only thing uglier than a Tamil woman is a pregnant Tamil woman.

Is it true, the rumors that I've heard that Aussie's have the highest percentage of Herpes infections per capita? Wikipedia says that nearly 99 percent of all Australians have the Herpes II virus.

Ick.

Who the helll is this skank? HAve a little decency bitch. When you are that big with child, COVER THE DAMNED BELLY UP!!. Nasty. Whaen your are that big and close to delivery, stop acting like you are not pregnant!! Dress appropriately and if you must perform, sit the fuck down. You are grossing everyone out.

#41 not everyone is grossed out by pregnant chicks. You're either a gay male or a reeeeally uptight chick.

i heart stuhlgang

Stuhlgang/ Shelby/ Riley (same person) seriously just wash ur vagi out n get over it.

MIA Is amazing and some of the racist comments bellow show just how ignorant and backwards u tools are.

*Above :)

Wow you fucking no-talent slacks sure have a lot of shit to say don't you? And Tom, you fuck face, indians/pakis/sri lankans do NOT look the same. In fact, all yo white bastards look the same. Most of you white trash ass holes are 1) jobless 2) obese 3) brainless 4) all of the above. And who said white people smell good? Most of you smell (and look) like garbage.

Wow you fucking no-talent slacks sure have a lot of shit to say don't you? And Tom, you fuck face, indians/pakis/sri lankans do NOT look the same. In fact, all yo white bastards look the same. Most of you white trash ass holes are 1) jobless 2) obese 3) brainless 4) all of the above. And who said white people smell good? Most of you smell (and look) like garbage.

Wow you fucking no-talent slacks sure have a lot of shit to say don't you? And Tom, you fuck face, indians/pakis/sri lankans do NOT look the same. In fact, all yo white bastards look the same. Most of you white trash ass holes are 1) jobless 2) obese 3) brainless 4) all of the above. And who said white people smell good? Most of you smell (and look) like garbage.

LOL I thought this was miley cyrus when I first glanced at the photo.

Fugitive #47, your the little racist cocksucker on this forum. Most of us don't like her because she is a no talent skank, not because of her colour. You sir should just go back to your hole in the ground & fuck right off.

Fugitive if white people are all those things you claim why is India, Pakistan and Sri Lanka among the countries who have a large amount of women who purchase skin lighting creams to lighten their skin. Why you ask? Too look like white people!!!! Just admit that most minorities aspire to be like white people and look like us too. They think that having white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes = beautiful. Self loathers are even worse then racists.

I actually respect blacks more than Indians, Paki’s and Sri Lankans because at least the majority of them are proud of who they are.

Indian: A brown, smelly egotistical people. Of the 1 billion Indians, maybe about 2 million live within the USA. They are not an accurate portrayal of Indians. Real Indians are smelly, foul, socially awkward and nonathletic. They are also EXTREMELY ugly. Many of them are uneducated and live on one dollar a year. Indians are also known for being huge rip-offs and copycats. They steal movie ideas, western technology, recycle it and pretend like they invented it.

"Wow, I'm Indian and even I hate Indians...they're so gay."- Ishbu

Another self loather strikes again. LMAO!!!!!!

she is a goddess, LOVE HER

I see racism is still all the rage in the retard social circles.

The irony is American white supremacists don't even like Europeans. *sigh*

#52

Is that why white people are always working on their tans?

#55, You, sir, are completely oblivious. NO white girl that tans wants to look black or as dark as an indian, they want to have color to their skin. Whites have a vast majority of different skin colors. Its genuinely amusing how you think you have a witty, clever comment when in fact its boring, old, and dull... most white girls don't tan, and the reason that the ones that DO want to is because they like the healthy, light, tan colored appearance. So please, don't try and join in on the intelligent quarrel, you aren't very bright.

And by intelligent quarrel, I mean that Tom K is the intelligent one. This conversation is rubbish above all though.

@44

It may soothe your fragile ego to think that those other posters are all me, so I'll just let you think that to spare your delicate psyche.

Now about the odd obsession you have with the cleanliness of others' genitalia-- Specifically the fear that said parts smell of an imagined rainbow of assorted penises-- would lead me to believe you have lead quite a "colorful" existence, and seem to draw from a wealth of personal experience. ("midnight penis"-- still trying to figure that one out-- Sounds like the new fragrance from Criss Angel.)

You don't have to worry about my genitals however, as your mother did a nice job polishing my knob to a glossy shine. (You can even see the whole back of her throat reflected in it, that is when she's not fogging it up with her hot breath.)

@ 56 & 57

Go brush your crooked yellow teeth, you plain-faced slag.

Who is she?

Wait, I did just get confirmation. INDIAN GIRLS DO SMELL LIKE CURRY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM3Kuqt4KGo

hopefully the baby learns better English.

who the hell is this bitch? Another hip hop "group" or one hit wonders? God I fucking hate this type of music that breeds the biggest d-bags.

whoa, cant take that ignorant talk any longer. M.I.A is badass and her music is pure, love her

63. why are you bullshitting bout her music without even knowing it? her music is great and you dont know her cause she is underground and all you listen to is dumb ass commercial mainstream bullshit

#59...Hmm...not sure if I should be laughing or what. Crooked yellow teeth? Plain-faced slag? That's sure to bust my giant ego! *rolls eyes* I'm pretty happy with how I look actually, there's no need for your approval. I'm not here to prove myself on TheSuperficial. By the way, I was actually sort of just maybe kind of I THINK defending you in the comment above. (Read #47-#52)

She looks like Tony Clifton in the first pic, no joke.

#66;

LOL!
I haven't heard a Tony Clifton reference in a loooooong time.

#56, since when is being tan considered a "healthy" look? as far as i knew real tanning was unhealthy and caused skin cancer, so whether you do it for real or in a booth or with spray, its not to look "healthy", girls do it cause they think it makes them look hot, for some it works, for others it's overkill. Race and color don't make a woman beautiful, I've seen plenty of fugly white girls.

I wonder what it must be like to have an IQ as low as this idiot obviously does. Is the world different when you're slow?

#68. I'm not saying its healthy, but for some girls its look better to be slightly tanner than deathly pale, just as sometimes it loooks better to be slightly lighter than uber dark. Your right, race and color don't make a woman, I've seen plenty of fugly girls in GENERAL.

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Please note: Apparently grammys now has an apostrophe.

34 and 35 -

INDIANS PAKISTANIS AND SRILANKANS ARE THE SAME???
FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES
twats

Everybody miss the fact that she is HOTT! Wait till the baby weight comes off,
Fuck it, I'll do it tonight if she is up to it.