Megan Fox still with Brian Austin Green - and his kid
Somehow I missed these shots of Megan Fox shopping at Office Depot with Brian Austin Green and his son Kassius over the weekend. Which has to be all kinds of awkward.
KASSIUS: Aren't you that hot chick from Transformers?
MEGAN: Yup.
KASSIUS: Then why are you with my dad?
MEGAN: Huh. I never saw it like that before. Thanks, kid! *dives out window*
BRIAN: Hey, everybody, look who's got pizza. *sees empty chair* WHAT DID YOU DO?!
KASSIUS: I asked if she was in Transformers.
BRIAN: Dude, NO! We went over this. Man, I hope that homing beacon still works. Get in the car.

Reader Comments
1. Jupiter Girl - February 3, 2009 5:32 PM
1st!
2. Miko - February 3, 2009 5:33 PM
Uno
3. steph - February 3, 2009 5:34 PM
she looks like angelina jolie
4. Jupiter Girl - February 3, 2009 5:34 PM
BTW, Meagan Fox is super good looking! :)
Being w/his son isnt awkward, she's a grown woman!
5. hey - February 3, 2009 5:34 PM
third
6. Miko - February 3, 2009 5:34 PM
poo
7. First Time - February 3, 2009 5:34 PM
damn, look at that ass!
8. dos putos - February 3, 2009 5:34 PM
dos bitches! she has no ass.
9. dos putos - February 3, 2009 5:34 PM
dos bitches! she has no ass.
10. dos putos - February 3, 2009 5:35 PM
dos bitches! she has no ass.
11. dos putos - February 3, 2009 5:35 PM
dos bitches! she has no ass.
12. dos putos - February 3, 2009 5:35 PM
dos bitches! she has no ass.
13. dos putos - February 3, 2009 5:35 PM
dos bitches! she has no ass.
14. Si - February 3, 2009 5:35 PM
The poor mans Angelina J.
15. Jupiter Girl - February 3, 2009 5:39 PM
I LOVE HER JEANS!
Calling her "the poor mans angelina"...is the stupidest thing ive ever heard. Meagan and Angie are both absolutely breathtaking!
16. Lizz! - February 3, 2009 5:39 PM
Aww, they belong together; tattoos=trash.
17. Mexican Master Race - February 3, 2009 5:48 PM
It must be cold in LA to be wearing those moccasins
18. nah #15 - February 3, 2009 5:50 PM
She simply doesn't have any grace nor elegance (nor enough beauty) that Angelina J holds. Angie would never be caught in uggs and cheapo pants like this one.
19. uno - February 3, 2009 5:50 PM
I would lick her butthole and her buttcrack! Girls like that right?
20. Camel - February 3, 2009 5:52 PM
Boing goes my dink! He's so attractive... I mean SHE! Ha. Yes, I was referring to her.
21. Valerie - February 3, 2009 5:55 PM
@19 Yes, yes we do.
22. Deacon Jones - February 3, 2009 5:59 PM
I can't believe they moved Terminator to Fridays next season....
Low self esteem = blow jobs at will.
Hold on to her pal!
23. Blah - February 3, 2009 6:00 PM
All that time watching 90210, I totally thought BAG was gay. I guess if he's got a kid and a girlfriend it can't true??? Maybe he's just bi? Anyways, maybe she was a big nobody for a long time until he helped her break into the biz and she's not ditching him now that she's famous.
24. Valerie - February 3, 2009 6:03 PM
Actually, he looks WAY hot nowadays. WTF happened?
25. Jennifer - February 3, 2009 6:03 PM
Angelina Jolie has Brad Pitt. Megan Fox has Brian Austin Green. Case closed.
26. sid - February 3, 2009 6:14 PM
shes fugly and her tattoo is a joke!....as a matter of fact shes a joke! DONE/ ohhhhhhh good one ya'll
27. asdf - February 3, 2009 6:17 PM
Does the kid have a Transformers shirt on?
28. Fernando Narcos - February 3, 2009 6:17 PM
Tryas I might,I just can't find all that much to get all excited about.
29. Joana - February 3, 2009 6:18 PM
Wow, she seems really great with kids, look at the way she's grabbing the poor kid's arm... I'm surprised she isn't wearing rubber gloves, for fear of contamination...
30. maeby - February 3, 2009 6:32 PM
wtf? why are they both grabbing him like that? poor kid
31. dan - February 3, 2009 6:39 PM
i'd destroy her
32. dan - February 3, 2009 6:41 PM
i'd destroy her
33. Mungbean - February 3, 2009 6:49 PM
No way, that kid is wearing a fucking Voltron shirt. That show was the shit.
34. CaptainMorgan - February 3, 2009 6:51 PM
I fucking HATE those boots. RUIN EVERYTHING!
35. nah #18 - February 3, 2009 6:53 PM
Sooo right, when I think classy I think past blood vial-wearing faux-lesbo who broke up a marriage.
36. hairball - February 3, 2009 6:56 PM
the kid is gay because hes wearing crocs but wait.... are those flowers on the crocs? yep totally faggot.
37. Ummm... Soccer Mom??... Ya, I don't think so. - February 3, 2009 7:01 PM
So, this kid is old enough to read *and* understand the trash this chic brags about to the media... awesome :(
38. TomCruise - February 3, 2009 7:05 PM
@20 - Camel if you saw your typo before pushing enter you could have rewritten. We both know you would rather date me than her. So get on yer knees and polish my knob.
39. Rachel - February 3, 2009 7:10 PM
I would never get involved with a man with a kid because then you have to help raise it every other weekend. When I was in my 20s; if a guy showed me pics of his kids, then I would never go out with him again. Now I am happily married and have a child, but I never had to raise somebody elses kid.
40. Ali Knievel - February 3, 2009 7:13 PM
Nice. She's got the patented Lindsay Lohan "I don't want the paps to follow me so I'll wear these big stupid 70's raybans that just draw more attention to me" shades on. She's a robot but she's got a nice body.
41. anthonyOA - February 3, 2009 7:13 PM
Megan Fox does too have an ass. SHE DOES TOO!
42. rachel - February 3, 2009 7:15 PM
what!? take your damn tranny hand off that kid!
43. Adam - February 3, 2009 7:38 PM
I remember watching Sarah Conner Chronicles, and realizing that he was the nerd from 90210, and wondering how he became bad ass
44. NoSheDoesNotHaveAnAss - February 3, 2009 7:41 PM
People saying she has no ass are CORRECT. Just because it looks muscularly "tight" doesnt mean she has an ass. 12 year olds have a better ass than this tranny.
45. NoSheDoesNotHaveAnAss - February 3, 2009 7:41 PM
People saying she has no ass are CORRECT. Just because it looks muscularly "tight" doesnt mean she has an ass. 12 year olds have a better ass than this tranny.
46. Barry O - February 3, 2009 7:47 PM
I wouldn't mind ramming my cock up her ass and cumming on her face. I'd even wash it off with my urine before throwing her out
47. Pauley - February 3, 2009 7:56 PM
Her ass? I wouldn't mind ramming my cock up his ass. He's looking damn fucking hot!
48. my comment - February 3, 2009 7:59 PM
Uggs?
49. isitin - February 3, 2009 8:02 PM
Hey, he got a good deal on the printer, it was on sale for $209.99. $90 off today. Megan said "Lets buy it, I can use the $90 on some botox instead".
50. Max - February 3, 2009 8:04 PM
RSS Feed = full posts? ad-supported? please?
51. Drago The Perv - February 3, 2009 9:00 PM
Unbelievably Hot ! So yummi. That ass would be the recepticle for my one-eyed snake. Oh and them two adults look fine too !
52. daleile555 - February 3, 2009 9:10 PM
Not really sure I'm ok with that!! better ask my friends met on ==== Agelessmate.com ==== know what? I do think people I met there are hot and sincere! Desipte the actual so-called Age Gap, we get along together splendidly!! and I'm even thinking about romance there!! lol
53. Alex - February 3, 2009 9:25 PM
Why is she grabbing the kid like that? Like "ewww, walk u little rat" hahahaha bad bad step mommy!
She's hot. He's a has been. Who did he manage to impregnate?
54. Great - February 3, 2009 9:31 PM
I hope when I'm thirty five I'm tagging a 22 year old. It seems like in Hollywood things are a lot different. Like 18yo Hayden Panettiere dating 30yo costar Milo Ventimiglia. In real life people would say you are a pedophile but in Hollywood I guess that is ok.
55. Not really - February 3, 2009 9:42 PM
I'm 23 and won't date chicks who are 22 or 18. They tend to be self-absorbed, boring in bed, and insecure. I can only imagine that guys older than me date these vapid twats because they won't ever notice they're just as dull.
56. Ein - February 3, 2009 9:47 PM
I bet she molests the kid while nobody's looking.
57. Meagain - February 3, 2009 10:27 PM
Wait, why is Angelina treating Maddox like that?!
58. gerard Vandenberg - February 3, 2009 10:27 PM
Prostitutes are a bit too expensive every day, folks!!
59. lucy - February 3, 2009 10:36 PM
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60. diana tart - February 3, 2009 10:38 PM
typical way for americans to hold kids...in a cold manner. you would think he was an enemy!
61. Da Man - February 3, 2009 11:45 PM
Now wait a minute what is this? Megan Fox is smoking hot yet she's dating some random old dude who has a screaming brat in tow? Since only ugly or desperate chicks date sloppy seconds I call foul! Da Man has no ex wife or breeding baggage and is available this week only so holla.
PS: Megan Fox it's time to step up to this!
62. Da Man - February 3, 2009 11:58 PM
You people calling her ass flat are used to fat hags. Megan's body is MFing straight. And she's dragging that kid by the arm because he's a screaming brat who needs to STFU and get in the car. She doesn't wanna deal with kids anyhow, which is why she shouldn't date a dude who already has such baggage.
PS: Megan is hot dump the baggage and holla!
63. moron - February 4, 2009 1:21 AM
Pic 3 says she's totally into taking care of that kid ::rolling eyes::
I'm sure when he's not around, she's a total bitch to that kid. Seems like the type.
64. genius - February 4, 2009 1:30 AM
#55
Genius conclusion. So all 18 OR 22 years old are self-absorbed and boring in bed right? That must mean they magically transform overnight once they hit 23, 'cause obviously, you being so mature at the ripe age of 23 are not "vapid" and insecure.
Try this: making overarching generalizations makes you insecure, vapid, and above all, STUPID.
65. Warmestmostloveliestever - February 4, 2009 3:42 AM
Dear all,
Hello how do you do?
In pic' No.8, can anyone else see a hair extension track? Just wondering.
66. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - February 4, 2009 5:26 AM
Jolie wannabee - trashy.
67. Bill Victus - February 4, 2009 8:53 AM
Wow, exactly the kind of crotch and ass a pair of tight jeans is designed for! Phew!
68. Deacon Jones - February 4, 2009 9:38 AM
@64
Well, they DO suck in bed.
Unless they were molested and got started early.
69. mamamiasweetpeaches - February 4, 2009 9:57 AM
Not a fan of either of 'em but just wanna say something about the "look at the way they are holding him" comments. They are walking through a parking lot. It is a major pain in the ass to get a kid to walk through a parking lot. They dont realize cars are not just pulling in, but also pulling out. They also dont understand since they are short most people in cars might not see them.
I used to have a friend who made fun of the way I walked through parking lots with my daughter. he said I was "treating her like a baby" by grabbing her and pulling her next to me. I no longer hang out with that clueless douchebag!
70. scooby - February 4, 2009 10:57 AM
yeah she's f-ing hot.
71. Jrz - February 4, 2009 10:58 AM
tool f0cker
72. Alec Baldwin - February 4, 2009 11:33 AM
That kid is about 15 years younger than her. I'm sure he'll be fapping to the sounds coming from the bedroom.
73. dee - February 4, 2009 12:20 PM
Brian is a very masculine good looking guy and a good actor. I'll take him over Brad Pitt any day. I think Megan loves being with him.
74. RichPort's Vagina - February 4, 2009 1:29 PM
I always thought Brian Austin Green was awesome. I love 90210.
75. oneelusivegal - February 4, 2009 2:23 PM
make nasty comments about adults, they can handle it, they're in the public eye and it comes with the territory, but never, never EVER say bad things about little kids. Only effing aholes would do that!
76. Megan Fox is HOT!!!!!!!!! - February 4, 2009 2:53 PM
Wow! In picture 11, she looks exactly like Angelina Jolie!
77. Megan Fox is HOT!!!!!!!!! - February 4, 2009 2:57 PM
If I looked like her, I would not waste my looks on Brian Austin Green. Hopefully, she'll realize that soon and move on to someone MUCH better.
78. Jo - February 4, 2009 5:02 PM
I think Brian Austin Green is cute!
79. jenna materson - February 4, 2009 5:17 PM
who hold a kid like that? That's so sad : (
80. stephanie - February 4, 2009 7:42 PM
Brian Austin Green... hotter with age.
81. Just_As_it_Is - February 4, 2009 8:03 PM
I would lick her butt nonstop until I erased it completely
82. fake everything - February 4, 2009 10:19 PM
Plastic is new hot!
83. Pilatunes - February 4, 2009 11:33 PM
>>>In real life people would say you are a pedophile but in Hollywood I guess that is ok.<<<
I never understood that either.
My new approach: I am in my early 40s...time to start looking for someone fresh out of college!
84. AmandaTheBitch - February 4, 2009 11:54 PM
wow since when did uggs come back in style?
85. Dandan - February 5, 2009 12:28 AM
Average pretty girl -- average even after all that work done. nothing special, tons of hotter chicks around. next>
two classless losers that belong together. boring
86. genius - February 5, 2009 2:58 PM
68
That's 'cause they don't have to try hard yet. Their bodies are still rockin'. Btw, I've heard from several guys that girls who are good in bed are good because they are enthusiastic about sex and show that they're having a good time. So in order for this to happen, the guy has to be decent in bed as well. I mean if he sucked, then the girl would be bored out of her mind, right? Just sayin.
87. the big kahuna - February 5, 2009 5:16 PM
lol @ number 19
88. Megan Fox is HOT!!!!!!!!! - February 5, 2009 8:48 PM
85
Where do you live that Megan Fox would be considered average looking?
89. robot girl - February 5, 2009 9:52 PM
fake lips, fake nose, fake tits, fake haircolor... I bet she fakes her orgasms too
90. pink elephant - February 5, 2009 10:32 PM
the red "do not enter" would serve a much better purpose on her crotch...
91. faux fox - February 6, 2009 12:33 AM
robot girl @89: she sure does. but because she is a shitty actress he knows she's faking it.
92. uno - February 6, 2009 2:37 PM
@21 and 87, Yeah I figured girls liked that, but I didn't really know how much, you know what I mean? But, like, look at pic 8, I would kiss up those thighs, kiss her buttcheeks and slide my warm tongue on her asshole and...I think you get the point.
93. rear in need of silicone too! - February 7, 2009 8:41 PM
look at that ass... suddenly I want some pancakes!