Megan Fox has, um, firm breasts
Megan Fox left Brian Austin Green's house yesterday and showed up to a lunch meeting at the Smoke House restaurant in Burbank wearing bright red flip flops. And, honestly, the only reason I'm posting these is because of how impressed I am by Megan Fox's breasts. Are they filling implants with helium these days? It's like she and Victoria Beckham are having some sort of unspoken battle to see who can have the firmest breasts. And I think it's safe to say the real winner here is society. Well that, and penises.

Reader Comments
1. Epiphany - February 28, 2009 2:06 PM
Nice. Lost some weight since those awards photos!
2. Kak - February 28, 2009 2:06 PM
Yay big boobs
3. Pos - February 28, 2009 2:07 PM
Too bad men!!! Something tells me shes still with Brian Austin Green
4. Weed - February 28, 2009 2:09 PM
I wanna squeez them boobies
I wanna lick them boobies
I wanna suck them boobies
I wanna punch them boobies
I wanna eat them boobies
5. Crawl - February 28, 2009 2:10 PM
Botox & silicone. Nice couple
6. vanessa - February 28, 2009 2:10 PM
perfect figure
7. Balack Oboombox the socialist pig - February 28, 2009 2:10 PM
Boobs :0 Hope she isn't a nigger lover.
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9. ROUGH DADDY - February 28, 2009 2:17 PM
Someone is praying transformer 2 turn out to be a failure, so having all limbs tide up with ass up in the air in the basement for a week, there wont be any objections...Good luck B.A.G.
10. ROUGH DADDY - February 28, 2009 2:20 PM
If theres anyone that needs a sex tape its this chic...get to work B.A.G.
11. nastyjay - February 28, 2009 2:22 PM
Jesus, that BODY! I just wanna latch my mouth in between her legs and never let go
12. JestersDead - February 28, 2009 2:25 PM
Meh, I cant decide. I think she has some talent, but too fng skinny, bad Tats thats for sure.
13. bransin - February 28, 2009 2:34 PM
she's obviously wearing a bra
14. Jess - February 28, 2009 2:41 PM
I think the superficial writer has never been around a real woman... It's called a BRA, just wear a fucking push up bra, it's not that hard.
15. Erica - February 28, 2009 3:01 PM
Those pilot glasses look seriously good on her. But she's so skinny now. It makes her look all bow-legged.
16. meee - February 28, 2009 3:02 PM
yeah dude that's called a padded push up bra. her boobs are the same size they have always been
17. Screaming Meat Nugget - February 28, 2009 3:16 PM
Why is she smelling her finger?
18. lisa - February 28, 2009 3:24 PM
agree with #13
19. CockyGuy - February 28, 2009 3:36 PM
The guy in the back has a nice ass!
20. Darth - February 28, 2009 3:53 PM
Since i've my legal status in multiple of three;boo!
21. Lowlands - February 28, 2009 3:55 PM
#20 ahem,these were my words Darth.How about you getting me a drink?
22. johnny - February 28, 2009 3:56 PM
Fantastic !
23. RichPort's Ghost - February 28, 2009 3:57 PM
You fucking crackers and your white bitches. I'd smoke the black brother's pipe any day of the month.
24. AirMail - February 28, 2009 4:07 PM
Such a pretty girl. Shame about the prison tats...
25. Lowlands - February 28, 2009 4:11 PM
She has,ummm,firm breasts.
26. Fati - February 28, 2009 4:12 PM
She doesn't have implants, her boobies are real. And allthemore fantastic!
27. Lowlands - February 28, 2009 4:22 PM
What is she holding in her hand there? A slice of Gouda cheese?
28. Darth - February 28, 2009 4:25 PM
*sniff* Mmm Gouda cheese!
29. Blah - February 28, 2009 4:26 PM
More like; Megan Fox has, um, Fake breasts!
30. The Bun - February 28, 2009 4:27 PM
Does her finger smell like butt cheese or is she wiping coke off her nose?
31. Lowlands - February 28, 2009 4:27 PM
You can tell from the expression on her face it's not an old French cheese.
32. MLou - February 28, 2009 4:38 PM
My god she has a great body! The tattoos are horrible. Doesn't work on her. Make those arm tattoos into sleeves then maybe...
33. oliver45 - February 28, 2009 4:46 PM
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34. kmv - February 28, 2009 4:51 PM
it's funny how ever jealous girl posts a comment about her wearing a push up bra....SO WHAT....that's what girls with smaller boobs do....you guys are probably fat chicks who flaunt your fat boobs because thats all they are HAAAAA...
35. LIMERICK_MAN_RERUNS _FOR_YOU - February 28, 2009 5:01 PM
Megan Fox
There once was a beauty named Megan
Who's boyfriend was gay as Clay Aiken
She yanked and she yanked
Trying to plump up his frank
But, alas, it just hung there like bacon
36. I CALL MEGAN A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - February 28, 2009 5:03 PM
WHORE!
and i hate her feet. they are ugly.
37. I CALL MEGAN A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - February 28, 2009 5:03 PM
WHORE!
and i hate her feet. they are ugly.
38. BAG - February 28, 2009 5:03 PM
Agree with #11; my face would look like a glazed donut after I was done with her.
39. Michelle - February 28, 2009 5:03 PM
I think she's gorgeous, but 1) She looks waaaay different than when she first started out acting (she did a lot of shit to her face)... 2) She's way too skinny right now and 3) I love Marilyn Monroe, too, but that tattoo is just wrong in every way.
40. Tinner - February 28, 2009 5:04 PM
She doesn´t have a pushup bra: it´s called silicone
41. OhMyJeezy - February 28, 2009 6:26 PM
she doesnt look skinny; she looks a like mess. who wears jeans a flip-flops to a lunch meeting? cute top-half of the outfit, though.
i think most girls can you tell that her boobs are fake. did you guys see the post of her earlier, leaving the school? screams boob job.
pretty, but on her way to being over-rated, like ms. alba.
42. Sauron - February 28, 2009 7:32 PM
This girl looks quite humpable.Unfortunally she's way too short for me.
43. . - February 28, 2009 7:32 PM
34 I don't think they're jealous, they're just pointing out that thats what a push up bra does for a girl. because being females they, you know, know about bras.
44. Z. - February 28, 2009 7:37 PM
NOSE.
45. sexo completo - February 28, 2009 7:50 PM
Oh come on this girl is really not that hot. Maybe in the US, in argentina i can bang a girl like this in the can for 50 USD, all night long.
I left the fat ass US girls long ago.
morons.
46. laurente - February 28, 2009 8:43 PM
She used to be flat as a board
she either bought little fun bags or has a push up bra on
hard to tell
sometimes they look fake
wouldn't be surprised
fake lips nose job
who knows what else?
she is attractive but not that interesting
47. Sauron - February 28, 2009 8:47 PM
Oh well,don't understand me wrong,she looks hot! But i'm afraid i would crush with my arms thick like full-grown oak trees against my massive,muscular torso.Passionated guy i am.
48. vito - February 28, 2009 9:04 PM
First of all...and let's get this straight...those aren't "boobies" -- those are TITS!!! Nubile twelve-year-olds have boobies.
Secondly, Megan Fox looks too thin (at least for my taste) and her tits do look as though they've had a little help.
That being said, she is still excruciatingly beautiful and I'd go down on her like an elevator and suck on her clit till her knees gave out.
49. Sauron - February 28, 2009 9:08 PM
If she likes to be crushed and climbe a tree then she can contact me.
50. blackout - February 28, 2009 9:45 PM
Explanation for the firm perky tits:
She's 22.
51. Diamond - February 28, 2009 9:50 PM
Megan is really pretty. I have faith she is going to have a promosing acting career.
52. Tina - February 28, 2009 10:06 PM
She doesn't have implants. There were pics of her naked in a lake for a movie. She's not too skinny either.. looks fine to me. Kinda reminds me of Lindsay Lohan's body before she became a crack whore.
53. Andy - February 28, 2009 10:18 PM
can i be first to say that if you brighten up pics 2 and 7 she is also sporting a camel toe !!
54. Andy - February 28, 2009 10:18 PM
can i be first to say that if you brighten up pics 2 and 7 she is also sporting a camel toe !!
55. casualencounters.com/blog/ - February 28, 2009 10:25 PM
I am in favor of these breasts. More eyegoogly smut like this, please.
56. titsonsnack - February 28, 2009 10:40 PM
Those are in fact boobies. "Tits" are saggy, like a cow's teats. Like old stripper tits.
57. kingofbeer - February 28, 2009 11:23 PM
I'd like to see those RIGHT after she takes off the bra.
bet you could cut glass :)
58. timmy the dying boy - February 28, 2009 11:28 PM
#57: Either that, or crack some walnuts.
59. Loola - March 1, 2009 12:02 AM
Wow apperently shes a cokehead now tooo
60. Loola - March 1, 2009 12:06 AM
only people who do coke touch there nose that oftenn.... such a shame :( hope she doesnt end up like some of the other young stars...
61. myopinion - March 1, 2009 12:11 AM
poor girl doesn't eat :(
62. myopinion - March 1, 2009 12:11 AM
poor girl doesn't eat :(
63. tanya - March 1, 2009 12:19 AM
I'm surprised she can walk and carry magazines at the same time.
64. The F'n Jem'Hadar - March 1, 2009 12:25 AM
I love how her hand is near her nose in a good amount those pics. It is easy to stay skinny, especially with coke.
Can anyone say Lohan-ed?
65. Nadeen - March 1, 2009 1:08 AM
She's Pretty .. Forget abt Those Boobs - Tits .. i Think She's Got a nice Body
66. arroyo - March 1, 2009 1:31 AM
those low cut jeans, that mid-driff ... wow
that rack is a nice addition
67. gerard Vandenberg - March 1, 2009 1:40 AM
What will they give us:
......................................."HONESTY", folks?
68. Tom Cruise - March 1, 2009 3:32 AM
it's called a push-up bra. she has small breasts but she lifts them all the way to her chin and you fell for it. WTF???
you used to be cool fish.
69. Rational Rick - March 1, 2009 4:00 AM
I love her that's ALL i gotta say..
XOXO !!
70. Kasia - March 1, 2009 4:14 AM
indeed it looks like she wears pushup bra, nevertheless she's gorgeous!
71. Sauron - March 1, 2009 4:29 AM
The one and only,with the fulltime allowance; *Timpani* boo!
72. Lowlands - March 1, 2009 4:36 AM
#71 These are my words Sauron! But you only have my allowance this time because i'm glad you're back!:)
73. Darth - March 1, 2009 4:50 AM
#71+72 Why am i always the fifth wheel on a carriage?? Be sure i am not going to get any of you both lunch next week!
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75. scoo - March 1, 2009 5:35 AM
wierd ass thumbs.
76. TRTEL13 - March 1, 2009 5:56 AM
es una belleza natural de mujer, ella sin querer es preciosa....... hacele huevos..........lo que yo daria por solo verla un dia es otro rollo.
peace
77. mimi - March 1, 2009 6:39 AM
soooooooooo not impressed with this woman
78. mtb - March 1, 2009 7:13 AM
ok
79. elena - March 1, 2009 8:25 AM
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80. Julie Ann - March 1, 2009 10:44 AM
Eh....pretty but crazy.
81. mikeock - March 1, 2009 11:25 AM
I wonder how her nice flat stomach would look loaded with a big gob of my spooge.
82. labia lover - March 1, 2009 12:05 PM
I would eat her shit if she asked me to.
83. tit-tastic - March 1, 2009 12:07 PM
can you say cocaine?
84. TJ - March 1, 2009 12:39 PM
Agree with #7. Hope she stays away from HIV-infested thug penises.
85. S - March 1, 2009 12:51 PM
why does she keep covering her mouth like she just snorted something?
86. SueMe - March 1, 2009 1:30 PM
Yall sure know how to turn every single subject into talking about black people don't cha?
87. sophiee - March 1, 2009 1:39 PM
Anyone who thinks this girl does NOT have implants, is in denial. She's HOT but she's got fake tits. Look at the other earlier post, it's obvious there but not so much here.
88. anon - March 1, 2009 3:30 PM
why are people making her out to be somebody special.. she is the new tania roberts, or sherylinn finn, beautiful, but makes bad choices has no class and is down right deft.
89. azzman - March 1, 2009 3:47 PM
drooling!
90. azalea - March 1, 2009 4:53 PM
Nothing says class like those arm tattoos. Case in point: Amy Winehouse.
91. owenlove - March 1, 2009 5:34 PM
yes! she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallmingle Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!! :-)
92. Tinner - March 1, 2009 5:43 PM
#52 Tina
No implants huh? http://thedirty.com/ArmyUploads/tmp/WMmegan_plastic_boobs.jpg.jpeg
Riiiiiiight
93. Melanie - March 1, 2009 7:28 PM
guys, she is not that skinny..jeez....and she looks fine! leave her alone. you want skinnny?? look at lohan.
94. Tom K - March 1, 2009 8:05 PM
Very pretty girl she has just nasty white trash tats!
95. JL - March 1, 2009 9:25 PM
Stop sniifing your fingers ya greasy skank.
96. JL - March 1, 2009 9:25 PM
Stop sniifing your fingers ya greasy skank.
97. azalea - March 1, 2009 10:23 PM
Hey, #92, it's pretty hard to argue with that kind of evidence. At least she had them done by an expert, more than I can say for a lot of those disposable celebrities.
98. lola - March 1, 2009 11:17 PM
What is she smelling?
99. spiritkittykat - March 2, 2009 12:03 AM
I don't think those are fake...And comparing her with the Beckham broad...no. That woman could cut glass with her nipples and probably use the round, rock-like ta-ta's to knock walls down. At least Megan's don't look too bad. And no I am not a fat chick, nor do I wear a push-up bra.
100. KC - March 2, 2009 3:09 AM
Coke Nose. #100!
101. lawrence - March 2, 2009 3:48 AM
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102. Daisy - March 2, 2009 4:40 AM
You all do realize the pap's have cameras that take multiple shots in very rapid succession? That's why if you listen on shows like TMZ you can hear the "shukshukshukshukshukshukshukshuk" sound of the shutter snapping non-stop. She didn't smell her finger a dozen times, she was scratching her nose as the shutter "shot" her a dozen times. You notice she's about the same distance from the vehicle behind her in every nose-scratching shot.
Megan is so freaking hot I wish I were a guy so I could bang her relentlessly. I would even consider going lesbian, or becoming a transformer, whatever the hell it would take for a piece of that!!
103. Morgan - March 2, 2009 7:18 AM
I want to rest my head on her tummy. Got damn.
104. Anon-E-Mouse - March 2, 2009 9:43 AM
God look at that body! I wonder when she had a brief fling with that stripper if they ever had scissor sex.
105. FFF - March 2, 2009 10:02 AM
What I wouldn't give to lick her soles, suck her toes and sniff her flip flops!!!!!
106. RichPort's Ghost - March 2, 2009 11:40 AM
I wonder if she'll reach in my pocket and pull out my chapstick for me...
107. Frank N. Stein - March 2, 2009 12:26 PM
I could motorboat for hours.
108. White Men Everywhere - March 2, 2009 10:36 PM
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109. Narcissist - March 3, 2009 3:44 AM
Looks like the pants issue has been corrected. Her feet seem pretty tolerable to me, in these pics anyway. Maybe she has allergies.
110. sin - March 3, 2009 8:20 AM
Lets see the Transformers change into a giant sex machine and fuck her for the entire length of the movie. That would be something to see.
111. Jefferson - March 4, 2009 7:37 PM
She is absolutely stunning.
J from Beer & Pancakes
112. *_* - July 3, 2009 6:15 PM
There's nothing wrong with her tats and she's not smelling her finger, it appears she's moving her hair away from her face. She is however wearing a padded push-up bra, I've looked at enough breasts to tell. If you look up a picture of her wearing a purple shirt and in a pool, you will see how small her breasts actually are.
113. cyprus holidays - October 8, 2009 12:31 AM
That being said, she is still excruciatingly beautiful and I'd go down on her like an elevator and suck on her clit till her knees gave out.
114. R4i 软件 - January 12, 2010 1:12 AM
Megan fox is truly beautiful I must say. She is looking like goddess. What an wonderful figure she is having , she did plastic surgery to get best figure . I like her very much.