Feb 26 2009Megan Fox available for Show & Tell

shes pretty!

shes pretty!

Show & Tell? What she showed off her fake tits and skank tats?

Tattoos are ugly.

She is in Transformers movie about robots. He is in Terminator TV show about robots.

You just can't mess with a twist of fate like that.

hate her clothes :S

Tattoos suck!

very hot but whats up with her migit thumbs???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

i think the idiot needs more tattoos.

Who's the dude in the third pick?

yummy yummy i would marry her

yummy yummy i would marry her

she's looking pretty damn thin

almost Lohan-esque

Those fuckin shoes with that outfit..... seriously?

is that a little 5 oclock shadow on her stache area in the last photooo??

I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

Can't say I'm a fan of the excessive tattooing, but I do like the natural look and don't think I've seen her looking as pretty as she does in these shots.

this may sound crazy but has she always had that beauty mark above her lip? (like Marilyn Monroe)

She shouldn't go out en pointe like that.

She has such a hot body and face...it's too bad she has all of those nasty tattoos. It just makes her look trashy. What a waste...

Isn't it sad to know none of us will ever get to f uck her.

Worst tattoo and placement ever!

Women should not get forearm tattoos.

No woman is hot enough to make it work. Case in point: Megan Fox.

This girl makes me want to turn into a lesbian. Ugh! When is she gonig to dump Brian Loser Green?

pretty face, ugly outfit.

Is Brian Austin Green's son Korean or something? What the hell kind of school is that?

wtf? she's so cute but that tattoo sucks!

O la la,this is one tasty looking hottie. . . I like coffee in big cups.

She's hot but her boob job is lousy. They look really fake when their not pushed together.

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I figured it out!

She hasn't caked on the heavy racoon eye makeup!

That's why she looks better than usual!

Now, I don't think I have high standards at all but let's suppose that I was at this party just hanging out with my friends and all of a sudden Megan Fox walks in and starts flirting with me.

I would flirt back of course but that's about it. Even if she tells me she wants to make out/have sex I wouldn't accept.

She's highly, overrated, has an average face with weird eyebrows that she plucks the shit out off (or has gotten laser hair removal) and she has short stubby legs.

No ty.

She's so hot those tattoos don't even matter. I can barely even see them.

Who the fuck goes to their boyfriend's kids' school dressed in platform shoes with their lace underwear and hip tattoos hanging out? Yeah, she's hot as hell, but she has no frigging class. This is the kind of chick who would tell cock jokes at the dinner table the first time you brought her home to meet the parents.

Creeper principal in pics 3 + 4

I don't like her but I like tattoos. They dont ruin anything.

I don't like her but I like tattoos. They dont ruin anything.

She looks like she has the shortest legs on earth

@35

HAHAHHAHAH that guy is totally creeping.

there are so many sub-par girls that are trashy hot because of skinniness, dyed hair and tattoos. does not age well.

She's hot, but boy am I getting sick of fake plastic titties.

She should have gotten a leg transplants instead of those horrid looking fake tits.

I didn't think much of it except her shoes, but now that you all mention it, she IS trashy! Good thing she's good looking otherwise she'd be fucked! Maybe she does it on purpose, ya know, when people say "I [do this unattractive thing] otherwise I'd have to beat them off with a stick"?

She wore that to the school? Did she show them her tits as well?

the boy is Korean or something? Why the school door has signs written in Korean?

Y'know I think her tattoo's look great and I think she looks hot. Also a little side note here: I can bet money and win that none of you pathetic losers would ever get a girl half as pretty as Megan. So before you say tattoo's suck, I would rather be a hot chick with tattoo's instead of anyone of you judgmental M.F's.

SHOW AND TELL

I SHOWED HER MY PENIS AND SHE TOLD THE POLICE

SHOW AND TELL

I SHOWED HER MY PENIS AND SHE TOLD THE POLICE

Gotta love just a hint of a thong showing. Nice, Megan. Wish you'd get rid of the ridiculous Marilyn Monroe tat on the forearm. Hideous.

@46 - i've had hotter. you lose.

p0nk!! *waves*

And I don't see what the hell is wrong with her outfit..... but, then again, I go out and piss my pants at a bar.... so, who am I to fashion judge..

Don't worry. I can pull it off. Or at least I do finally once I get home ;)

Who goes to a school dressed like that!? Is she there as part of a sex ed demo....dang!

@50: What was his name?

Thank you # 45 that is the first fucking thing i noticed too!!

Yeah, she does have that "goodbye sex" look to her in this photo. She was probably up all night receiving Brian's ball juice in about every orifice the dude could find on her. From the look in her eye, I'll bet he gave her an Angry Pirate on the way out.

Looks like canyons between her fake boobs, and those tattoos are going to be faded and saggy when she hits 50. Like an old sailor.

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You so have NOT p0nk....

You guys are ridiculous. She is beautiful regardless if you think she's a "skank" or covered in gross tattoos. Seriously. Take a look in the mirror, I'm sure you look no better. So get off her back, she's gorgeous.

That dude behind her -- is he the school principal? He's totally busted checking out her ass. If his old lady sees this he'll never get any pussy again.

On the other hand, having checked out the yummy Ms. Fox and having never seen his missus, it might be worth it!

She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaire Romances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

Those jeans and "shoes" look ridiculous on her.

Tattoos are pathetic, and so is she.

Fake lips, fake nose, fake tits, fake hair, fake orgasms.... Brian A Green is a lucky guy...

Megan Fox

There once was a beauty named Megan
Who's boyfriend was gay as Clay Aiken
She yanked and she yanked
Trying to plump up his frank
But, alas, it just hung there like bacon

#65 hahahhahahaha

She looks like she tries too hard, which is better than not trying at all. She does look a bit boyish, but she is attractive. It is a very polarizing look. reminds me more of a brunette Barbie than Angelina Jolie

she's hot for me her outfit is just Good.

She is a beautiful whore. God bless her.

This is all the inspiration and personal development I need. :)

She is super hot. Her eyes are amazing, and based on pics someone dug up of her in high school, she hasn't had much work done at all. However, those shoes have to go. I typically don't give a damn about shoes, but man, those are awful.

lol @ her shoes. did she stop getting lip injections?

what an idiot to got to a kid's school like that
whore look
she used to have no boobs
I guess in addition to her fake nose and fake lips is a new pr of funbags
she was flat as a bored before
sick of those plastic bolt ons
too skinny now

Too many haters of tattoos here who probably live in Minnesota or some hillbilly state. Megan Fox is smoking and the tat accenuates her hotness. No idea what she does and if she's an actress what roles she has played but she is the bomb. Da Man will locate and impregnate her very soon.

PS: Megan Fox it's time to step up to this!

When she covers those skanky tats, she looks preety good. The tats she has look like she picked them out after a hard night of drinking.

"FLY & LIE"-with megan fox, folks!!

her lips look deflated, she needs to inject them FAST!!!!!!!!

I LOVE HER FAKE LIPS AND FAKE NOSE!!! she is a natural beauty

I hope her lips explode next time she gets them injected

Such a shame, a great looking gal with a Awful looking Boob job!

My favourite part about these posts is always the basement dwelling, nothing better to do with their lives than peruse a celebrity gossip website and call celebrities ugly, likely pockmarked and overweight, sucking the last drop of coca cola from their extra large mcdonalds meal motherfuckers posting about how ugly Megan Fox/Lindsay Lohan/etc is.

Not that I'm not a pockmarked fatty with my own extra large mcdonalds meal, but at least I'm not slapping my midget dick against the keyboard in a futile rage, ejaculating mad messages of "UGLY SKANK".

UGLY SKANK

pretty plastic doll .... props to her doctor

pretty plastic doll .... props to her doctor

MEGAN, if you're reading this - can you PLEASE give me your surgeon's number??? I need a nose job, lip injections and boob job so I can be beautiful like you!!!

Plastic noses, mannequin poses
Expensive clothes, my face is froze

plastic parts
broken hearts
masterpiece
scalpel please

Collagen pumps an lipo-ed hips
Hollywood glamour lipgloss tricks

the old pull the coffee out of the pocket trick. nice.

At least she's not dumb as a box of rocks, at least so long as the box isn't a very big one.

Sorry for the crappy grammar, it's time I go to bed, hopefullly not to dream of ugly tattoos on Barbie dolls.

Is she entering some kind of "My pants are too short and my shoes are fugly" phase? She was in it the other day, too.

Just wow. She's so purrty.

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she's like the prettiest girl in school and all of you smelly hags n fags are just green with envy.
This site is infested with homos

That's what she looks like WITHOUT make-up??????

Well, I'm off to shoot myself in the face.

LOL YOU GUYS GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TATS? HONESTLY? TATS OR NOT SHE'S DROP DEAD SEXY. NOW FUCK OFF!~

Note to all women: TATTOO'S RUIN EVEN THE PRETTIEST GIRL.

She went to school dressed like that? Seriously? You shouldn't even walk out of the house wearing that. Carpris and lace up shoes are not flattering.

i´d tap that like a maffia phoneline

Looks like that should be illegal.

How unfair nature can be... OMG

ofcourse her clothes are terrible and the tat is nasty. but she looks better in those than most human beens will look in a lifetime. sick.

she isn't great at all, another annoyance.

Why are her Titaaays soo far apart? It's like they had a huge fight and refuse to be together

I am not impressed I wake up in the middle of the night to take my second shit and look better than that and I have REAL breasts!

I just realized how thin her natural lips really are. She looks so diffrent with smaller lips. I liked it better when she injected them.

Her outfit would look fanstastic right next to my shower...

shes pretty, but nothing great

This is one hot looking smoothie and i bet she bangs like a turbo boosted vokswagen!

Btw,boo!

Linda demais !! ... Ela é um absurdo de tão gata.

she's hot.. she should dump his ass for good! now!

um i have those same thumbs.

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She is overrated trailer park trash. Not real talented, and not hot without make up. Her only redeeming quality is that she is slutty, which I totally appreciate.

Okay, so maybe her tattoos aren't the greatest choices she's made and maybe she could be more classy in her attire, but I'll just have to assume all people are haters to say this girl isn't HOT!

And to #65! Thanks for the laugh!

Wow, she looks a lot better without the cake-face! She should stick to this look (make-up wise). What a beauty!

Does this woman ever NOT look good??

Nooooo, my penis just exploded.

average pretty girl with lots of plastic surgery

hei #93 I'm not jealous.
I have no problem admitting that Adriana Lima, Freida Pinto or Doutzen Cruz are beautiful and sexy. I would not want any of them to live next door.
Ms. Fox and her surgically enhanced face will never make me jealous.
I don't envy bad skin with large pores, collagen lips and fake noses. I also don't envy tattoes on forearms.

I've had rhinoplasty, liposuction
Breast augmentation, hip reduction
I look five years younger
And two stone lighter
My breasts appear perter
My tummy's tighter
The finishing touches
To 'The Whole New Me'
A brand new boyfriend and
Vaginoplasty

Everyone in Hollywood knows she's a dirty whore. She got fucked up the ass so much in order to get her role in Transformers...she constantly looks like she has been banged to the max, she's a full on dirty filthy skanky whore.