Despite reports she'd be escorted by Jesus Luz to the Academy Awards, Madonna showed up stag to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party last night. I guess she didn't want Jesus' exotic looks distracting anyone from "the gun show." Which is the exact same excuse I use for sitting alone at Starbucks every Friday night. Sure, nobody believes me, but one time I got a free sympathy coffee if I promised to stop crying. Score!
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Reader Comments
1. Frank Lucas' Bitch - February 23, 2009 2:20 PM
Hahaha, bitch got owned!
2. poof - February 23, 2009 2:21 PM
who cares?
3. q - February 23, 2009 2:21 PM
1st!!!!!
4. lolo - February 23, 2009 2:23 PM
First??
WOW she looks stunning
5. Savalas - February 23, 2009 2:23 PM
Die and get out of the way, Grandma!
6. Alex Rodgriguez - February 23, 2009 2:24 PM
I'm in heaven when I feel those forearm veins pulsing inside me...
7. nancy - February 23, 2009 2:25 PM
Madonna is one of the hottest cougars that most men want??
Really doubt that!! there are actually lots of hot and sexy cougars on __AgelessMate.com__ are simply awesome!! they are the real beauties!!!
8. justifiable - February 23, 2009 2:28 PM
As long as she's striking a pose, she shoulda gone for the "little teapot" Just as ridiculous as this one, but that way she could've shown off her triceps.
9. Jacqueline Hyde - February 23, 2009 2:30 PM
Came to watch the ex win his Oscar, eh? The amount of time she spends working out in order to look like that ain't worth it, man. Not for me.
10. ROUGH DADDY - February 23, 2009 2:31 PM
Madonna must shave at least twice a week,,,poor Lourdes already have a unibrow,,,but shes young its kinda cute now...
11. Janet Reno - February 23, 2009 2:32 PM
It's a mistake to go with just one pose. Sure, front lat spread is a good look for her, but she needs to mix it up with, say, back double biceps or even a flash of "most muscular".
12. hollywood_hillbilly - February 23, 2009 2:35 PM
Douchie, next time I'm at the minneapolis airport I will stop by the men's room and give you a dirty sanchez unibrow.
13. Guy Ritchie - February 23, 2009 2:37 PM
Lourdes already has a bush twice the size of Vanessa Hudgens'. And don't kid yourself, underneath it all Madonna is sagging like anybody else her age. When she doesn't wear tighty whities her balls practically hang to her knees.
14. Andy - February 23, 2009 2:46 PM
Her fans and "her people" must have been inspired by Sean Penn's acceptance speech. Too bad he beat her when they were married. Actually, too bad they didn't stay together for a few more years of beatings. As with Rihanna, it's not like a fist would make the face any uglier.
15. Madonna who? - February 23, 2009 2:51 PM
Who cares about this awful woman?
She is nothing but the sum of other people's ideas-
I'm interested in the originals of this world, not the cheap imitators.
Feh.
16. mztry - February 23, 2009 3:01 PM
Madonna looks really good!
17. theSuperdficialWriter - February 23, 2009 3:03 PM
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18. Binky - February 23, 2009 3:09 PM
Looks like her and A-Rod could be sharing 'roids - and it's unlikely Jesus completely understood the Khabala thing.
19. Apes in the White House - February 23, 2009 3:11 PM
Madonna looks strikingly similar to the First Orangutan, Michelle Obomma. (except for the purple-hued moolie skin)
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20. heather - February 23, 2009 3:15 PM
I think she takes testosterone. That would explain the facial hair. She's too cut for a 50 year old WOMAN.
21. RichPort's Mangina - February 23, 2009 3:19 PM
I think Madonna's hot, I wish she would put on a strap-on and tear my ass up!
22. Sean Penn - February 23, 2009 3:23 PM
Hey, you know I'm all for supporting the cause of teh gheys, but they don't make it easy by treating this 'roided gargoyle like a goddess. The only reason I hooked up with her was to pretend I was an NHL player and get a "natural hat trick" by shooting 3 consecutive spurts of skeet between her front teeth.
23. oliver23 - February 23, 2009 3:26 PM
Just heard that he is ho-oking up with a nice gi-rl on the inter-esting cl-ub called: ____T all min gle Co M____, really ? Sounds it is a famoaus on-line service.
24. jt - February 23, 2009 3:33 PM
gorgeous? compared to what? a gargoyle? i'm sorry, but she is skeletor. and she's gross.
25. missywissy - February 23, 2009 3:40 PM
She looks "good" but are her hands glued to her hips?
I don't get why women who are older work so hard to look like they're 20. I think we kind of expect people to sag as they get older. People with brains realize it's a part of being mortal. Should I be impressed with how great she looks? I just imagine her in the gym 2 hours a day trying to get like that. That's like 3 months out of your life each year just so people won't talk shit. Whatever.
26. Randal - February 23, 2009 3:49 PM
Madonna has been nothing but an example to everyone that the correct amount of working out, eating and staying happy will have long lasting affects on us all.
Madonna, you're looking GREAT, for your age, if you don't mind me saying. Thanks for sending your pics to the FISH, beautiful!
Randal
27. RichPort's Ghost - February 23, 2009 3:55 PM
Maybe he couldn't make it because he was out getting his pussy waxed? (shrugs)
28. sin - February 23, 2009 3:56 PM
Nah, The guy saw her naked and found out her strap on hadn't been cleaned since she used it on her ex. He tried to run away, but she owerpower him and used him like the bitch he is. He was too sore to walk the carpet with her.
She has that grin on her face because she knows the little wimp will still be tied to her bed when she gets back. Madonna will then switch to the 2 foot black one and orgasm repeatedly while listening to him scream!!
29. Misty - February 23, 2009 3:58 PM
There was a Madonna song on the radio this morning and I asked my 11 year old daughter if she knew who Madonna was and she said "Who?" GREAT way to start my Monday. I'm 31 years old and this morning was the first time I've actually felt old. Yuck.
30. figures - February 23, 2009 4:08 PM
#19 This is now about the 17th time you've posted your little cut and paste attempt on every thread - how desperate are you for feedback? What went wrong? Mommy didn't ooh and aah over it and put it on the fridge? Teacher didn't give you a gold star? The other kids called you retarded because you ate the paste? (That last one's easy.)
31. Kate - February 23, 2009 4:08 PM
She has a great figure but geez, she is fucking scary looking with those arms. Not even remotely feminine.
32. momo - February 23, 2009 4:11 PM
I like madonna
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33. sammy - February 23, 2009 4:13 PM
Who will win? who cares....
I just heard a inte resting place ___Tallmingle CoM___, maybe we can find some f u n there.
34. mm - February 23, 2009 4:23 PM
She is starting to look more and more like a man. Gross.
35. FRIST!!! - February 23, 2009 6:02 PM
I totally forgot what I was gonna say..
FUCK
36. Bigot hater - February 23, 2009 6:20 PM
#19 You are an ignorant moron, and I hope you rot in hell.
37. Marketta - February 23, 2009 9:39 PM
#35, guess how I know you smoke pot.
38. S - February 23, 2009 9:54 PM
We all know that Madonna is a control freak....it takes at least 3/4/5 hours a day workouts to look like this. Besides, with all the money she has made, she could of just bought some arms....FREAK!
39. Belinda - February 23, 2009 10:21 PM
She looks good for her age. She is a good example!
40. cady - February 23, 2009 10:40 PM
She is so hot. I have seen his profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?
41. cady - February 23, 2009 10:45 PM
She is so hot. I have seen his profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?
42. Belinda - February 23, 2009 10:49 PM
She looks good for her age. She is a good example!
43. gerard Vandenberg - February 24, 2009 12:55 AM
madonna: THE WRESLER, folks!!
44. JJ - February 24, 2009 2:37 AM
omy effing jesus h christ!!
are those real? no wayyy she looks this .. disguisting
45. wet newspaper - February 24, 2009 6:51 AM
Ahh, gross! A woman aint supposed to be hard and vicious like that. A lady should be soft and tender, something you want to hold. Her pose is so unnatural, she doesn't look comfortable at all.
46. linda - February 24, 2009 8:23 AM
She is so hot, I like her.
Hey, I'm an open minded girl from UK, I'm interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports...I have my photos on --- T a l l h u b.C o m ---, I love tall guys!
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47. carol - February 24, 2009 1:27 PM
#37 That was so funny. I was thinking the same thing when I read it.
48. carol - February 24, 2009 1:28 PM
#37 That was so funny. I was thinking the same thing when I read it.
49. Clee Clee - February 25, 2009 12:51 AM
very obvious cheek implants, how lame
50. jen - February 27, 2009 9:24 PM
Hey!! i didn't know that Madonna adopt a new son...hey it's too big!! where i can find one of those for me? JAJAJAJA