Feb 23 2009Lindsay Lohan still skinny as hell
Because nobody wants to jinx their careers, Lindsay "Sticks Mahoney" Lohan was kept a safe distance from the Academy Awards last night and shipped off to the Mercedes-Benz Oscar Party in Beverly Hills. But more importantly, Lindsay's breasts seem to be to shrinking to match her figure, and apparently they're doing it one at a time. Otherwise, I don't know how else to explain why one's a foot lower than the other - at age 22. I've seen firmer breasts at the senior center.
Talkin' 'bout you, Edith. *wink*

Reader Comments
1. m.munroe - February 23, 2009 12:42 PM
good for her! thin is in. it will always be that way. so get used to it!
2. m.munroe - February 23, 2009 12:42 PM
good for her! thin is in. it will always be that way. so get used to it!
3. m.munroe - February 23, 2009 12:42 PM
good for her! thin is in. it will always be that way. so get used to it!
4. Alec Baldwin - February 23, 2009 12:45 PM
I've always loved stick women with huge tits.
5. Chris Brown - February 23, 2009 12:47 PM
I'd hit it.
6. Alec Baldwin - February 23, 2009 12:48 PM
I AM FISH!
7. jeff - February 23, 2009 12:50 PM
Man, she looks pretty damn hot to me!
8. Vince - February 23, 2009 12:51 PM
Her face is glistening, especially around the mouth. Must have been munching on Ronson's rancid tunahole.
9. cavy - February 23, 2009 12:54 PM
I am so sick of this "SHE'S TOO FAT"...."SHE'S TOO THIN" bullshit.
NO weight is good enough for anybody anymore - every fucking asshole has to chime in with what they think is the perfect weight....I'm so sick of it!
Whatever weight a woman feels the happiest at is the CORRECT WEIGHT! If she feels good thin, then leave her the fuck alone!
10. Marketta - February 23, 2009 12:55 PM
U fatties are jealous! If it was from drugs her arms wouldn't be so toned and healthy. I think she has been working hard with a personal trainer for an upcoming starring role. Next year, she'll be AT the Oscars.
11. yesss - February 23, 2009 12:56 PM
SHE IS SO FINE
12. Deacon Jones - February 23, 2009 12:57 PM
She has to start drinking again, she's losing that nice round shape to her ass...
13. Canadian Idiot - February 23, 2009 12:58 PM
This isn't about her weight anymore. It's about that asymmetrical breast situation.
14. cavy - February 23, 2009 12:58 PM
Sorry for the above post. I think I may have been a bit harsh, I just got my period today, I'm a little cranky and I'm just waiting for McDonalds to open. I'm SO hungry!!!
15. Jrz - February 23, 2009 1:00 PM
where's her little brother that she pals around with?
16. gotmilk? - February 23, 2009 1:04 PM
10, sorry to break it to you, but those are not fit arms.
17. RichPort's Ghost - February 23, 2009 1:05 PM
#15 - That Ronson chick trolls the local glory holes, which of course is a hole in a public area where random guys stick their cocks to be blown by the stalls occupants, which, oddly, perfectly describes Lohans hole prior to Ronson. Wierd, huh?
18. Dr. Phil - February 23, 2009 1:09 PM
You two do the weirdest cybering ever.
19. sin - February 23, 2009 1:10 PM
What do you expect from a coke whore? She is too skinny. We all know what she looked like when she was healthy and that was HOT.
Toned and healthy? You are the one on crack. She even lost her ass due to drugs. She has already lost what little career she had a few years ago.
20. nt - February 23, 2009 1:11 PM
how old is she again?
21. Sportsdvl - February 23, 2009 1:12 PM
#10 - why would Lohan be at the Oscar's next year? Don't you have to be working AND talented to get nominated?
22. ph7 - February 23, 2009 1:12 PM
I'd love to snort a line of coke off her labia.
23. Janet - February 23, 2009 1:16 PM
People need to be more sensitive and understanding. Lindsay's problem is complex. She knows her girlfriend LOVES being rimmed, but Samantha's unhealthy diet and drug use has left her with a turdlette that clings stubbornly to an oversized freckle on the lower left side of her anus. To show her devotion Lindsay has been running her tongue repeatedly over the turdlette, even though it has a thick curly black hair imbedded in it. But a side effect is that her appetite has completely vanished. The point is, when you really look at a situation and don't judge, you realize that it all makes sense after all.
24. Pat - February 23, 2009 1:20 PM
"Next year, she'll be AT the Oscars" desperately trying to swallow her way to an audition.
25. Dane - February 23, 2009 1:23 PM
Her tits are big though and isn't that really all that matters?
26. Charlie - February 23, 2009 1:23 PM
I don't know what the big deal is. I like thin chicks with big tits. She looks great. I would actually shag her now...and now she might be grateful.
27. steve - February 23, 2009 1:23 PM
Her body looks wasted not skinny. It's as if she doesn't have enough protein in her diet. I guess Ronson's johnson isn't completely functional. She has to replace all the protein she used to get each night gulping down a martini glassful of thick ropey semen from 10 guys.
28. charlie - February 23, 2009 1:25 PM
OJK. 23-Janet. You are not well. I just lost my appetite also. Can I have your phone number??
29. charlie - February 23, 2009 1:27 PM
I don't know what the big deal is. I like thin chicks with big tits. She looks great. I would actually shag her now...and now she might be grateful.
30. Valerie - February 23, 2009 1:36 PM
Janet you are one funny bitch! And creative, too--that was actually a decent nasty post, cheers!
In my personal opinion, L.L. must be driven insane by all this shit. HAS she acted in a decent flick lately? Seems like just a bunch of fascination with her weight and her relationships, but that's what Superficial is all about so that's cool I guess. I might have to agree with some of the nastier people on here and predict she might pull a Heath Ledger in a year or so.....
31. not superficial - February 23, 2009 1:38 PM
WHY IS THIS WOMAN STILL POPULAR???!! SHE IS DISGUSTING!!!! please stop posting about her
32. Karen - February 23, 2009 1:38 PM
The inside story is that Lindsay is angry that Samantha always seems to "forget" that she has a hangnail on her middle finger.
33. nastyjay - February 23, 2009 1:41 PM
god i wanna wreck that vag and suck every last inch of her
FUCK!
34. nastyjay - February 23, 2009 1:46 PM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME GOD!
I AM AN ASSHOLE!
35. Matthew - February 23, 2009 1:50 PM
Hohan and also 10-1 odds that her partying mom is at the party
36. dude - February 23, 2009 1:51 PM
She's not too skinny. Yes, when you see these pics, you notice how thin she is. But that's only because we're used to seeing her 20-30 pounds heavier. If you saw a random girl for the first time with her body, you'd think that she has a typically thin NYC/LA chick body.
37. me - February 23, 2009 1:53 PM
It's hard to believe she used to be cute as hell and beautifu (in my opinion). I wish she would gain 20 lbs, let her hair go back to its beautiful natural color, go to bed at normal times so she looks refreshed, and maybe go outside once in a while. Oh and dump that trash she's going out with. She's a bad influence.
38. selinalove - February 23, 2009 1:55 PM
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39. ROUGH DADDY - February 23, 2009 1:58 PM
She looks fine! Skinny bod, and big unns,,,thats what every little girl aspire to...
40. Northern Wang - February 23, 2009 1:59 PM
She might be a talentless hack, but I never saw a picture of her that didn't make me think "There's a good looking woman." Skinny with big tits, how are ordinary woman suppose to compete with that? I hope she gets her ass back.
41. havoc - February 23, 2009 2:01 PM
That's drug sick.
Dana Plato had the same face before she croaked....
.
42. Patrick - February 23, 2009 2:04 PM
Uh, that wrap-around thingy on her dress (running from her waist to the opposite shoulder) is lifting the "high" boob. She's not lopsided. The dress is.
43. CandyO is back with a vagina! - February 23, 2009 2:05 PM
I'm the real CandyO!
And you know that I'm a ho
My favorite box belongs to Sam
So I am eating, Sam I am
I always like to carpet munch
I will do this just for lunch
I would gladly eat LiLo
for like her, i am a 2-bit ho
on my head i wear a weave
my vag is like a wizard's sleeve
i snort my cocaine through a straw
my roast beef curtains bloody raw
I'm dumb as a box of hair
i have that constant 2-mile stare
Whenever you need a $2 ho
please remember CandyO
44. xanadujulie - February 23, 2009 2:09 PM
apparently none of her clothes fit her so she had to wrap herself in a bed sheet.
what a sad pathetic waste of a person.
45. Voice of Reason - February 23, 2009 2:14 PM
Sean Penn: look at these pictures and listen up -
HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE.
46. MikeLl - February 23, 2009 2:24 PM
is she a virgin?
47. alish - February 23, 2009 2:27 PM
Nah, she's ok...
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48. laurente - February 23, 2009 2:38 PM
she has fake boobs so of course they are big
big boobs skinny body
most common body type in hollywood
plastic tits
ed
another "actress' desperate for attention
49. laurente - February 23, 2009 2:39 PM
she has fake boobs so of course they are big
big boobs skinny body
most common body type in hollywood
plastic tits
ed
another "actress' desperate for attention
50. Cathy - February 23, 2009 2:43 PM
I happen to like thin bodies. I personally like Lindsay's body. She is still beautiful as ever. Though I'd prefer to see her alone. ;)
51. cavy - February 23, 2009 2:45 PM
#14 "cavy" is not me...the real Cavy. Nice one poser.
52. Susan - February 23, 2009 2:45 PM
Can someone please please please fix her fucking hair?
53. Cathy - February 23, 2009 2:45 PM
I happen to like thin bodies. I personally like Lindsay's body. She is still beautiful as ever. Though I'd prefer to see her alone. ;)
54. Delgo - February 23, 2009 2:45 PM
I heard she leaves the stove on.
55. Juicy - February 23, 2009 3:45 PM
Um Hell isn't skinny! HOT as hell is more like it. She looks as good as all the other celebs that you guys say have banging bodies!... You double standard son's of bitches!!! Someone should turn the cameras on your pathetic asses...
56. Juicy - February 23, 2009 3:46 PM
Um Hell isn't skinny! HOT as hell is more like it. She looks as good as all the other celebs that you guys say have banging bodies!... You double standard son's of bitches!!! Someone should turn the cameras on your pathetic asses...
57. sin - February 23, 2009 4:00 PM
When is the no talent fake lezzie getting naked again? She needs to do porn with her mom. Thats hot.
58. glace neuf - February 23, 2009 4:00 PM
my god i would hit 10 times in a row, ice my junk, then go back for a few more. tasty!
59. daunte - February 23, 2009 4:03 PM
Now that would be something to see. Her mom drunk as a skunk and Lindsay high as a kite not recognizing each other in low lights and doing each other.
That would get her career going again. The vidoe would also cause a huge increase in carpal tunnel.
60. jenni - February 23, 2009 4:14 PM
man sick is DEFINITELY in. good for her. looking gooooood.
61. owen - February 23, 2009 4:16 PM
Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___TallMingle Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that's what my bros and i happen to know!!
62. Sasha - February 23, 2009 5:06 PM
She looks like Sharon Stone, and I don't mean a younger version of SS, but exactly like the 50-year-old.
63. Nadeen - February 23, 2009 5:25 PM
Pic # 3 ... injected veins .. SHOOT HEROIN
64. Hong Bong - February 23, 2009 5:32 PM
She's definitely on that Nutri-Meth diet.
65. Jilly Bean - February 23, 2009 5:52 PM
Well, she's not THAT skinny. Her legs are still fat.
66. yeah! - February 23, 2009 6:34 PM
SHE´S SOOOOOOOO FAT
67. betty - February 23, 2009 6:49 PM
I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.
68. someone superficial - February 23, 2009 7:07 PM
she looks un-showered and high as hell. definitey back on the C-Train.
69. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded - February 23, 2009 7:35 PM
Oh my, this unfortunate young woman has evidently been infected by parasitic pinworms. They are eating her out (shut the fuck up, Ronson, no one's talking about you) internally. Not long to live, this one....
70. Lydia - February 23, 2009 7:40 PM
Her head is just too big for that body.
71. mcSkinny - February 23, 2009 7:52 PM
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72. Rational Rick - February 23, 2009 9:59 PM
LL is Gone Call the Paramedics ...
XOXO !!
73. the big kahuna - February 23, 2009 10:13 PM
omfg some of you people are such morons.
first, you pick on jessica simpson for being "too fat"
when she looked healthy
and now you're saying lohan is hot when she looks like this?!
she looks like a coke whore!
i have absolutely nothing against lindsay, and i actually like her.
but she just looks horrible.
74. the big kahuna - February 23, 2009 10:18 PM
omfg some of you people are such morons.
first, you pick on jessica simpson for being "too fat"
when she looked healthy
and now you're saying lohan is hot when she looks like this?!
she looks like a coke whore!
i have absolutely nothing against lindsay, and i actually like her.
but she just looks horrible.
75. the big kahuna - February 23, 2009 10:21 PM
omfg some of you people are such morons.
first, you pick on jessica simpson for being "too fat"
when she looked healthy
and now you're saying lohan is hot when she looks like this?!
she looks like a coke whore!
i have absolutely nothing against lindsay, and i actually like her.
but she just looks horrible.
76. Barry O - February 23, 2009 11:05 PM
It's not a boob...it's a kilo / 'lunch'.
77. Stiles - February 23, 2009 11:08 PM
Bet she smells / tastes like salty garbage.
78. Nathiest - February 24, 2009 12:30 AM
ITS THE DRESS DIPSHIT! I think her body looks banging in these pictures.
79. Delgo - February 24, 2009 12:41 AM
Badunkadunk
80. gerard Vandenberg - February 24, 2009 12:59 AM
Another dead body, folks?
WHEN CAN WE "CELEBRATE"?
81. Jupiter Girl - February 24, 2009 3:46 AM
I totally agree w/ #37. Lindsay use to be beautiful, circa "Mean Girls". She's the kind of person that looks fantastic with meat on her bones, and the red hair was complimenting and natural. For Lindsay to be unaware or ignorant of that, shows just how far away she is from being in her true element. I think it's going to be a long time (3-5 years or so) before we see Lindsay really bounce back professionally and physically!
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83. Hannibal - February 24, 2009 6:55 AM
Could this gal be any more hotter? Impossible. Nobody even comes close to her...she's just too much.
84. sin - February 24, 2009 8:05 AM
Ah hell, we are are hound dogs and we would tear that ass up if we could. Hell, we will tear up just about ANY ass we can get. Just smell good and give us a hole to put it in.
85. shalita - February 24, 2009 9:08 AM
So LiLo's thin for HER, bc like we've all seen her looking normal, but I wouldn't say she's like OVERLY thin.
As a matter of fact, I think she looks fine. I WISH I was that thin.
The only thing that bothers me is why doesn't she wear better bras, or bras at all!!!! Her boobs are like always on the effing floor....
86. the big kahuna - February 24, 2009 10:13 PM
omfg some of you people are such morons.
first, you pick on jessica simpson for being "too fat"
when she looked healthy
and now you're saying lohan is hot when she looks like this?!
she looks like a coke whore!
i have absolutely nothing against lindsay, and i actually like her.
but she just looks horrible.
87. sin - February 25, 2009 5:11 AM
I got it....She looks like a bobble head. You know, an oversized head on a small body. If no one intervenes, this stupid bitch will be dead in less that 2 years. She needs to embrace porn. Strip and fuck em all. Men, women, animals, whatever is available. Since she is nothing but a coke whore now, she probably already does it, but if she tapes it, she can cash in for more coke.
Her mom will still manager her in this career choice. Hell, her mom would more than likely join in. Hmmm... I want to see that.
88. White Boy - March 3, 2009 6:34 PM
A Skinny Hot chick with nice boobs and freckle's .....it's my dream come true !!
Lindsay call me when your in Bean-Town next.
I need a hug..