Feb 19 2009Lindsay Lohan running out of options for pants
Here's Lindsay Lohan getting ready to do some shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills. She's wearing her skinny jeans which are apparently sagging on her coked-out frame. While some of you are probably thinking, why doesn't she just wear leggings? At this point, that'd be like trying to put pantyhose on a pencil. Hey, that reminds me of my prom night absolutely nothing related to the size of my penis. - - That was a close one.

Reader Comments
1. Doc - February 19, 2009 5:32 PM
She is obviously on a drug diet.
2. jewdozer - February 19, 2009 5:33 PM
first
3. dadada - February 19, 2009 5:33 PM
FIRST
4. frankie - February 19, 2009 5:35 PM
EW TOO SKINNY
5. aint that the truth - February 19, 2009 5:41 PM
at least shes wearing a bra i would give anything to have my size 7 pants sag :(
6. gay marriage = death - February 19, 2009 5:46 PM
Wow, Samantha's looking great here, too!
There's no longer a need to argue. Here is the visual proof.
HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE.
7. peterman - February 19, 2009 5:48 PM
coked-out. coca-cola. killer.
8. Randal - February 19, 2009 5:52 PM
Lindsay continues to transform herself year after year and always doing a great job of it too. Her jeans fit just fine, they hug her meaty thighs perfectly. Very sexy indeed.
Randal
9. DK HEADSHOTS - February 19, 2009 5:52 PM
She has a friend that went to HARVARD????
10. Boobs-a-lot - February 19, 2009 5:53 PM
I don't think she's a real woman, maybe a fembot or something, but she can't be real because the thinner she gets the larger her boobies get. This is just too weird.
11. Guy - February 19, 2009 5:58 PM
Admit it girls, you wish you had her legs.
12. All of Us - February 19, 2009 5:58 PM
I know I speak for everyone when I say that Randal referring to "meaty thighs" makes all of us hard/wet.
13. vnl - February 19, 2009 6:02 PM
so she's anorexic again....
do you think samantha makes her that?
14. SnAp - February 19, 2009 6:04 PM
Lindsay can pull off both the skinny look and the hour-glass kinda look she had in late 2002-early 2005.
Shes totally on drugs though, but hey, if it works -it works.
15. dlsafj - February 19, 2009 6:04 PM
maybe she's not losing weight, it just redistributed to her boobs? all of it?
16. Deacon Jones - February 19, 2009 6:10 PM
Fuck.
I used to like her legs and ass, she had some nice ones
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18. What the fuuuuuuu are you talking about Randal?? - February 19, 2009 6:24 PM
" Lindsay continues to transform herself year after year and always doing a great job of it too. Her jeans fit just fine, they hug her meaty thighs perfectly. Very sexy indeed.
Randal "
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Dude, either the only meaty thigh you have ever encountered was in tiny portions on a plate, or you are absorbing some major blow yourself.
Stick. Legs.
19. lulu - February 19, 2009 6:29 PM
well she's drinking a regular Coke, that's good. but what, she's eating big macs too and isn't gaining weight? she works out but doesn't gain any muscle?? my god if it isn't cocaine then she's definitely horfing it up.
20. Randal is mimi - February 19, 2009 6:31 PM
Randal/mimi check yourselves into a clinic or just drag the knife across you wrist already for Christ' sake. Biggest asshole on this site.
21. Dr. - February 19, 2009 6:32 PM
Who's the dude in the back with a toque on?
Oh wait, either that's Samantha or an ugly looking guy. 6 to one, half-dozen to another.
22. Mal Gusto - February 19, 2009 6:33 PM
When.
will.
she.
die?
23. Dr. - February 19, 2009 6:35 PM
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
24. Skinny Bitch - February 19, 2009 6:47 PM
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oh sh*t we just awnswered
on that f****ing x17 place
cant you try to keep up >?
26. FRIST!!! - February 19, 2009 7:21 PM
She's a ginger bobblehead. I'm not jealous. Except for the fact that she is probably high and feeling good. I am not and not :(
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28. voosh - February 19, 2009 7:44 PM
Good for her. Lets hope she dissolves.
29. aint that the truth - February 19, 2009 7:53 PM
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30. Tom K - February 19, 2009 7:58 PM
Lindsey looks that way because has has aids, she got it from licking Samantha Ronsons nasty VAG!
I agree with #6
"There's no longer a need to argue. Here is the visual proof."
"HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE."
31. Tom K - February 19, 2009 7:58 PM
Lindsey looks that way because has aids, she got it from licking Samantha Ronsons nasty VAG!
I agree with #6
"There's no longer a need to argue. Here is the visual proof."
"HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE."
32. antiguy - February 19, 2009 8:25 PM
you know what would be cool?
if all these freaks wishing her ill, would have their wishes granted ON THEMSELVES.
SICK TWISTED PIECES OF CRAP WISHING BAD THINGS FOR SOMEONE THEY NEVER MET. what a freaking waste of dna
cyberpsychochotic mental cases, too much of a pussy to be psycho irl so they come online and pretend they actually exist. most of us know that you are so hostile because everyone you know irl including your parents kick the crap out of you
33. casualencounters.com/blog - February 19, 2009 8:38 PM
Lilo's legs make me throw up in my mouth a little while I'm jerking it.
34. antiguy - February 19, 2009 8:42 PM
oh. oh.
heres another idea, if you diss her, you have to let michael lohan and dina lohan live with you and guide you for six months and lets see how you turn out.
35. antiguy - February 19, 2009 8:44 PM
you do realize tom k. that every homosexual fermale on the planet could turn straight overnight and it still wouldnt increase your chances of getting a girl. dont cha?
36. jode - February 19, 2009 9:08 PM
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37. lola - February 19, 2009 9:19 PM
She keeps thin intentionally. She does not look like an anorexic. Those are straight jeans and not skinnies
38. em - February 19, 2009 9:48 PM
How unfair that she gets to keep her massive rack despite her dwindling frame. How does that work!?
39. amber - February 19, 2009 9:54 PM
Wow she needs to go somewhere private and away from everyone prying eyes and thoughtless banter.
People talk about 'celebrities' as if they are not even human beings.
I believe her when she says she is not doing coke. She is not well.
40. Ami - February 19, 2009 10:12 PM
I think she looks great.
41. PostmortemG - February 19, 2009 10:21 PM
Randal - you're a strange one, but you're funny. When you're being sarcastic. =D
The thought of Lindsay and Samantha performing lesbian $ex is disgusting. L.L. is clearly not well, and it should be clear to anyone that her repulsive man-girlfriend-thing isn't helping matters any. Artistically speaking though, they're a fantastic representation of the human condition. =D
42. mink - February 19, 2009 10:21 PM
20- say it isn't so...
and I think she looks lovely thin.
43. humpinfrog - February 19, 2009 10:33 PM
It's "St. Elmo's Fire", except with more coke. I always let my significant other walk eight steps beind me, while some succophant shares my pain. Totally natural and normal. Why doesn't the pap follow me around. I can make shit of my life and shitty shows at the same time too!
44. Meagain - February 19, 2009 10:40 PM
Funny thing is I was about to say she can't be that skinny, look at the size of the guy's legs behind her. Yeah, that's Samantha Ronson.
45. gerard Vandenberg - February 19, 2009 10:54 PM
.......................................FOOD LIKEWISE, folks!!
46. stu - February 19, 2009 11:46 PM
stupid girl is taking the 80's retro thing too far. crack was wack back then too
47. Sweden Blogger - February 20, 2009 12:15 AM
she is way too skinny.
48. Delgo - February 20, 2009 12:42 AM
She looks 40.
Whats she gonna look like when she is 40?
49. maryjade - February 20, 2009 12:48 AM
I agree, I think she looks great thin.
50. mee - February 20, 2009 1:23 AM
Why is Samantha enamoured with the bush?
51. Hong Bong - February 20, 2009 3:31 AM
Crack: Breakfast of has-beens!
52. A Nonny Moose - February 20, 2009 3:35 AM
@ 50
That's easy - it's because she hates dick. *zing!*
Thanks folks, I'll be here all night.
53. justifiable - February 20, 2009 7:19 AM
Pete Wentz is pissed because now they both wear the same size pants. Except she doesn't have to slather on Crisco to fit into hers.
54. RichPort's Ghost - February 20, 2009 8:02 AM
Drinking a Coke... how poetic.
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56. hacker - February 20, 2009 9:23 AM
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site ***C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M*** last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there now!
57. Marketta - February 20, 2009 9:24 AM
She still has a lot of fat where her neck and shoulders meet. If she loses that she'll be perfect and all of you fatties will be even more angry!
58. hacker - February 20, 2009 9:26 AM
I am curious about the wealthy romance site"C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M", why It it so hot currently? I can see their advertiment here and there.
59. Hmmmmmm - February 20, 2009 9:59 AM
#55 - Well, at least we know who RichPort's troll is now!
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61. Lumberjack - February 20, 2009 10:45 AM
I'd split her like wet pine.
62. Lumberjack - February 20, 2009 10:45 AM
I'd split her like wet pine.
63. sote - February 20, 2009 10:49 AM
ewwww she looks horrible, too skinny! Poor girl, she is sick! And not because she is a lesbo.. homosexuality is a disease hahahaha you cracked me up #30, what a moron.
64. Lumberjack - February 20, 2009 10:52 AM
I've heard that only chronic masturbators with poor hygiene and no social skills spam message boards with their bullshit websites - is it true???
65. Alec Baldwin - February 20, 2009 11:29 AM
I would still motorboat her.
66. ts - February 20, 2009 12:34 PM
she looks pretty here i think
67. Skinny Bitch - February 20, 2009 12:54 PM
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68. e - February 20, 2009 1:33 PM
AHAHAaaaaaa...prom night.
69. Mama Pinkus - February 20, 2009 2:43 PM
if she got down on all fours she'd look like a waking stick
70. Bobarooni - February 20, 2009 5:59 PM
Fatty fatty fat fat.
71. funku - February 21, 2009 12:14 PM
She is toooooooooooo thin, many man at "C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M" are talking about this, in fact most men are more interested in plentiful women, don`t they?
72. Crappola - February 21, 2009 6:28 PM
Here's what puzzles me. How do you justify wearing a leather jacket over a Havard sweater? Is he saying that he's like Dr. Huxtable and the Fonz put together?
73. Missy - February 21, 2009 8:31 PM
First:
"Hey, that reminds me of my prom night absolutely nothing related to the size of my penis. - - That was a close one."
HILARIOUS! (As always).
Second: LiLo is officially disgusting.
74. hazmat - February 21, 2009 11:52 PM
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75. CORNMEAL - February 22, 2009 1:25 AM
If she would get away from her drug addict "friends" she would be saved. As you get older you discover your only true friends are your family members and sometimes that aint even so.Lyndsay get off the gotdam dope and quit fornicating with dudes and dykes fo you get aids.Wurd to yo momma bitches!
76. aint that the truth - February 22, 2009 2:45 AM
LMAO #74 that guy is UGLY lol well not ugly just not delicious lol
77. Sport - February 22, 2009 1:09 PM
Just OD already Linds.
78. Kristina - February 26, 2009 6:36 PM
Your so funny, i like the prom night joke- and all jokes posted on other posts. Your very intertaining :)